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| Twitternet | Jeffrey: G?D of Internet, why have you summoned me?
/ G?D of Internet: LOL im grantin u 1 wish 4 NEthing u want on eth whole in3ertubez d00d #'_'
/ Jeffrey: _Anything?_ Can you make the Twitter go away? / G?D of Internet: Y? Cuz u h8 it?
/ Jeffrey: Yeah, I kinda do.
/ G?D of Internet: lol mebbe u dont h8 twitter #mebbe / G?D of Internet: Maybe Twitter just makes u realize u h8 ur friends
/ Jeffrey: Augh! / [[Jeffrey wakes]]
/ Whoa! / [[Screen of Jeffrey's phone, as he Tweets]]
/ OMG you guys i just had a dream #weirddream / {{tagline: #obviouslyi'mnottalkingaboutyoufriendwhoisreadingthinbecauseyourtweetsarealwaysinteresting}}
/ {{roll-over text: G0d of InterNet and the Glistening Genitals }} http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100119.html |
| The Reckoning | [[Jeffrey sits staring at the phone]] / [[The phone rings!]] / Jeffrey: Ass. / Jeffrey: You rang?
/ Yahweh: Jeffrey you and I need to discuss the small matter of that thing you said last night.
/ Jeffrey: Which one?
/ Yahweh: About how if your preferred political candidate didn't win I would "kill you." / Jeffrey: Well?! Go on then, _do it!_ Strike me down with your Goddy wrath... you don't got the guts. / Jesus: Dad, what about your plan for him... About the thing?
/ Yahweh: It seems the 2016 election will just have to go on smoothly and without interruption. / Jesus: *sigh* President _Leno?_ / {{tagline: Technically YWHW doesn't have any guts, it's just a bunch of galaxies in his abdominal cavity}}
/ {{roll-over text: "It's called 'Battlestar Galactica Diplomacy' and it hardly ever works how you want it to.}} http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100120.html |
| The Reckoning 2 | [[Later, in Hell]]
/ Jeffrey: Ugh, this place is bullshit!
/ Hell resident: Tell me about it. What are you in for?
/ Jeffrey: Blasphemy, I think. You?
/ Hell resident: Me? I died two weeks before Jesus was born. / Jeffrey: Wait, I thought olds like you were supposed to get a free ride?
/ Hell resident: We were, but like most of my people my soul was already given to The Great Potato.
/ Jeffrey: Huh? / Hell resident: The Great Potato. If you lived your life for the Potato and you died, as promised you get rebord as a bird in Potatoalla. I just started gettin' used to it when all of a sudden a bunch of bearded men in robes barge in and start demanding I reject everything I used to believe and join up with them or else spend all eternity in a "lake of fire." / Hell resident: That means jack squat to me since I'm a friggin' _bird_, so I just ignored 'em. Next thing I know, I'm in this craphole, waist deep in burning feces.
/ Jeffrey: Can't you still change your mind? / Hell resident: I could but I don't wanna give 'em the satisfaction. 'Sides, I hear ip there it's so strict they don't even let you cuss. Prudes.
/ Jeffrey: You think they'd let me change _my_ mind? / Hell resident: Ha ha. No way! You knew good and well what you did might land you down here.
/ Jeffrey: Shit. / {{tagline: The problem with hell is mostly the massive piles of burning feces, but they do have titty bars and Keno.}}
/ {{roll-over text: There's about 250,000 years worth of transitional humans that are just kinda wandering around an intergalactic VFW, drinking scotch out of urinals --OR-- Yes that is a reference to the Dinosaurs television program.}} http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100121.html |
| The Reckoning 3: Absconding From Pandemonium | Jeffrey: I gotta get the "hell" outta here! I got back taxes to pay!
/ Hell Resident: Good luck with that, pal. Let me know how that works out for ya. / Jeffrey: Wait! My kitty cat has a telepathic link to the spirit world!
/ Jeffrey (telepathically): Jeffrey to Joanna... / [[Joanna being her normally vegetative self...]]] / [[She receives Jeffrey's telepathy waves and springs awake]] / [[Joanna drops a grappling-hook gun into the toilet]] / [[It drops out of Hell's ceiling to land at Jeffrey's feet]]
/ <<*PLOP*>>
/ Jeffrey: Huh? / [[Jeffrey looks up at Hell's ceiling]]
/ Jeffrey: Ah-haaa... / [[He fires the hook towards Hell's ceiling and flies away as the grappling line reels him upward]]
/ Jeffrey: Wooo!! / [[He emerges from the ground in the Happiest Place on Earth (TM)]]
/ Jeffrey: What the? / [[He peers back down the hole to Hell and yells:]]
/ Jeffrey: Hey! You can escape! All you need is a grappling hook! It's easy! / {{tagline: Good thing I switched to detective mode or I might still be down there}}
/ {{roll-over text: Okay fine I'll say it, 'I'm SORRY about the demonic hordes that raped and diseased all of humanity for a thousand years.' I'm SORRY. Are you happy now?}} http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100122.html |
| Teen Screens | Jeffrey: Thanks for agreeing to meet with me, Mayor Mike.
/ Mayor Mike: I'm just excited for you to stop making that high-pitched sound that only I can hear. What's on your mind? / Jeffrey: It's teens, Mayor Mike. Every time I go through town there's all these teens everywhere. Honestly it makes everybody feel uncomfortable. / Jeffrey: I've invented something called "Teen Screens." They're portable screens that teens can go behind and do teen stuff and regular people don't have to look at them.
/ Mayor Mike: I don't know if we've got the budget for that. You got anything else? / Jeffrey: Mandatory, city-wide Taco Tuesday. $500 fine for not having Taco Night on Tuesday.
/ Mayor Mike: BAM! It's a law.
/ Jeffrey: Wait... don't we need to vote?
/ Mayor Mike: Uh, Jeffrey? I'm the _mayor_? / {{tagline: What the hell am I gonna do with all these screens now}}
/ {{roll-over text: One time the teens made fun of me for riding Tallahassee's leopard-print bike.}} http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100125.html |
| Teen Screenz | Jeffrey: Well the city won't buy my Teen Screens. Guess I'll toss 'em in the Giant Hole.
/ Weedmaster P: Well how are you spelling "screens" / Jeffrey: "S-c-r-e-e-n-s."
/ Weedmaster P: Well there's your problem man You got to spell things with a 'Z' instead of an 'S' --S-C-R-E-E-N-Z-- if you wanna sell it That was part of our theme song in business school / Weedmaster P (singing): Well your hot new product has a name that ends with 'S' You want it to be edgy and X-treme You wanna be rich Throw some 'Z's' on that bitch Throw some 'Z's' on that bitch / Jeffrey: You went to business school?
/ Weedmaster P: I went _some_where [[pause]] Man I don't know / {{tagline: Weedmaster P must be pretty serious about this if he's not down for a road-trip to the Giant Hole}}
/ {{roll-over text: It's just this gigantic hole where you throw stuff that you don't need anymore.}} http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100126.html |
| Guessing Game | Jeffrey: Hey everybody let's play a Fill in the Blanks game! I woke up this morning with a ___________.
/ Paperklip: "sense of entitlement"
/ Some Guy: "inexplicable grudge against Garth Brooks"
/ Weedmaster P: "bewildered ambulance driver"
/ Tallahassee: "suicide note from Perez Hilton" / Some Guy: "Tiny, pink pair of blood-soaked ballet shoes and no memory of the past seven days"
/ Weedmaster P: "pretty good idea of how Lee Harvey Oswald did it"
/ Tallahassee: "bunch of unusually large hickeys, some up to five times larger than human hickeys"
/ Baby: "smelly belly button"
/ Some Guy: "a map and a key to a rented Hummer in your rectum" / Jeffrey: You guys suck! The correct answer is "a pretty good idea of how Lee Harvey--"
/ Weedmaster P: I SAID THAT
/ Jeffrey: Let me finish! "How Lee Harvey Oswald single-handedly killed J.F.K."
/ Weedmaster P: You dick / {{ttagline: I would have also accepted "a hangover" or "a sense of impending doom"}}
/ {{roll-over text: "I would have also accepted 'a life that I would have never imagined living that brings me an unexpectedly large amount of joy.'}} http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100127.html |
| VHEMT | Jeffrey: Hey Weedmaster P, why so smug?
/ Weedmaster P: I just joined the Voluntary Human Extinction Movement
/ Jeffrey: Oh yeah, what's that? / Weedmaster P: It's a group of people who believe the Earth would be better off without human beans all up on it
/ Jeffrey: We all believe that, Weedmaster P. We just don't ever talk about it or even really acknowledge it. What's the hook? / Weedmaster P: We talk about that shit ALL THE TIME It's all we talk about We shove it in your FACE / The Voluntary Human Extinction Movement
/ "Nobody Should Be Alive Except Me, Because I'm Part of the Voluntary Human Extinction Movement." http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100128.html |
| tShirt | [[Jeffrey is onstage, dressed like Steve Jobs]]
/ Jeffrey: Thanks for coming out to gape at the new Topatco product, everybody. I call it... wait for it... the _tShirt_! / [[There are maybe half a dozen people in the bleachers]]
/ Jeffrey: As you can see, it's about twice as big as our previous product. Plus, check this out... turn it on its side... / [[Showing a movie on the tShirt]]
/ That's right. It's still a t-shirt! Plus also if you buy the tProjector app, you can play the videos that you buy from us on it! / Jeffrey: How much does it cost. you ask? A lot. A _lot._ But say you get bit by a snake -- this thing is virtually... priceless! / [[Jeffrey issues the command into his headset]]
/ Jeffrey (sotto voce): Release the snakes. / {{tagline: How much does it cost? I honestly don't know, I haven't directly interacted with money since 1993}}
/ {{roll-over text: Man I been a straight Windows dude (on account of necessity mostly) for most of my life, I got to hop up on it when I get a chance to take a jab at the ol' fruit machine.}} http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100129.html |
| tShirt | [[Jeffrey is with MC Frontalot, who is holding a small dog wearing a sweater]]
/ Jeffrey: Yo MC Frontalot dog you gonna show 'em how it's done?
/ MC Frontalot: Indeed Jeffrey but before I get to cold yellin' sick rhymes, do you perchance have a temporary shelter for Doggy Fresh during the time when I do raps? / Jeffrey: Uh I guess you can stick that little dude in my warehouse as long as he don't do too much bitin' and poopin'.
/ MC Frontalot: Doggy Fresh's manners are on the level of a leisure horse covered in Versace doilies. You need not worry about any clich?-style doggy shenanigans. /
/ [[The Next Day... at the warehouse]]]
/ Jeffrey: Everything seems okay! / [[Screenshot of Jeffrey's Paypal account; balance reads -$1,000,023.21 USD]] / Jeffrey: DOGGGY FRESSSH!!! / {{title text: It turned out okay I just had to file a dispute and explain that I would have no real need for a Bugotti Veyron full of chicken wings. Yet.}} http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100201.html |
| Groundhog's Day 2009 | [[Jeffrey Rowland, Tallahassee Econolodge, and Joanna panic in the office as Jeffrey Rowland shouts]]
/ Jeffery Rowland: Augh! Groundhog?s Day! Everybody get your Groundhog suits on! Tallahassee, you set up the road block! / [[ Jeffrey Rowland, Baby Lam, Weedmaster P are in the warehouse. Jeffrey Rowland and Baby Lam are dressed in large Poor Leon style groundhog suits while Weedmaster P is dressed in his classic Jar Jar Binks costume. Jeffrey Rowland berates a down-trodden Weedmaster P while Baby Lam stands in the background frowning and staring off into the middle distance.]]
/ Jeffrey Rowland: Weedmaster P, that is not a groundhog suit!
/ Weedmaster P: THE GROUNDHOG SUIT STORE DOESN?T EXIST AND ALL THE REAL STORES WAS SOLD OUT
/ Jeffrey Rowland: God dang it, everybody else got their groundhog suits back in Crazuary when they was on sale!
/ Weedmaster P {{in a smaller, sadder font}}: I?M SORRY I?M NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR ANYTHING / [[Jeffrey Rowland, Tallahassee Econolodge, and Lucid John are all dressed in groundhog costumes and are milling about in the parking garage.
/ Jeffery Rowland talks to Lucid John in the foreground while Tallahassee Econolodge sits comfortably in a lawn chair looking at Lucid John with a mild expression of disbelief.]]
/ Jeffrey Rowland: Lucid John, what do they call groundhogs in connecticut.
/ Lucid John: ?field wigglers?.
/ Jeffrey Rowland: What happens when they see their shadows?
/ Lucid John: Huge solar flares. / {{Title Text: Groundhog's Day 2009}} / {{The Under-The-Comic Commentary: THIS ONE TIME A WIZARD TURNED A TV WEATHER-MAN INTO A GROUNDHOG AND THAT?S WHY WE STILL HAVE TO DO THIS}} / {{Alt Text: One time a groundhog saw his own shadow so hard there was an ice age.}} http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100202.html |
| A St. Groundhog's Day Tradition | [[Jeffrey and Tallahassee are wearing their groundhog suits]]
/ Jeffrey: All right! Is the giant wicker groundhog ready to light on fire?
/ Tallahassee: Dang right it is! / [[Baby is also wearing her groundhog suit]]
/ Jeffrey: Are all the megaphones charged up? Everybody memorize all the words to the St. Groundhog's Day Carol-raps?
/ Baby: Yes, sir! / [[Weedmaster P is in what was supposed to be his groundhog suit]]
/ Weedmaster P: Bad news man the groundhog saw his shadow
/ Jeffrey: What?
/ Weedmaster P: His shadow He SAW it Six more weeks of winter?
/ Jeffrey: What are you _talking_ about? / {{tagline: The guy at Walgreen's thought Weedmaster P said "Green frog suit" but weedy didn't have the courage to correct him}}
/ {{roll-over text: No longer will I recognize the white man's twisted perversion of Groundhog's Day.}} http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100203.html |
| Of Draculas and Frankensteins | Weedmaster P: Jeffrey man I need somebody to be straight with me Is there such a thing as Draculas or not / [[Jeffrey is rather Dracula-looking, dressed in black, with fangs and widow's-peak hair]]
/ Jeffrey: There used to be Draculas, back in the olden days. Back when there was Frankensteins.
/ Weedmaster P: Wait are you tellin me there used to be real Frankensteins _too_
/ Jeffrey: Oh there's still Frankensteins. Pretty much wherever you see a dungeon there's a Frankenstein nearby. / Jeffrey: Dracula is actually based off a dude called Vlad the Impaler that kiled dudes by ramming sticks throught their guts, but everything was so terrible back then that they had to make up all that Dracula stuff so people would be afraid of him. / {{tagline: Dracula evolved into a weird lizard-man and then got a fancy beehive hairdo and today is a sparkling wuss}}
/ {{roll-over text: Those mysterious lights in the sky were caused by extremely high-velocity spinning in Vlad the Impaler's grave. We'd use it as a power supply but nobody can get closer than ten miles to it.}} http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100204.html |
| Black History Month 2010 | Happy Black History Month, Paperklip! I got you this huge bag of weed!
/ YO TOTALLY FLY BLACK HISTORY MONTH SISTA GIRLFRIEND WHAT IT IS / Don't do this, Jeffrey. You leave Black History Month alone.
/ What?! I just want to celebrate a month! It's not like there's a Native American Heritage Month! / There is!! It's in November!!
/ But it's as cold as a bow-legged Latino in November!
/ It's cold as a bald-headed Asian in February! And February don't even have all its days! http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100205.html |
| Running GAGG | Offstage voice: Doc Hastings, Jeffrey Rowland and Joey Softerworld! Tell us about how you make comics.
/ Doc Hastings: I once spent an evening singing karaoke songs with Bill Murray. He bought us a round of Chartreuse. / Offstage voice: Jeffrey?
/ Jeffrey: One time I worked for th' gub'mint and when th' gub'mint fired me they stole't alla my Wigu comics. / Offstage voice: Joey?
/ Joey Softerworld: You know how sometimes when you're having sex with a cadaver and you have to fart so bad that you throw up?
/ Jeffrey: Joey that ain't appropriate talk; we at a state university!
/ Joey Softerworld: I'm sorry. You know how sometimes when you're having sex with a _horse_ and you have to... / {{tagline: Doc Hastings has five stories about Chartreuse, each increasingly insane. This is the first level}}
/ {{roll-over text: PANEL 4 DELETED: Joey gets distracted by a girl running outside, says 'I'd like to put up with *her* bullshit for about an hour and a half'}} http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100208.html |
| Awareness Awareness Month | Jeffrey: We gotta make an Awareness Awareness month! It ain't enough to just be _aware_ of something for a month! / [[Weedmaster P freaks out]]
/ Weedmaster P: Man I don't need that shit I'm so high that I'm aware of everything -- Morgellan's Disease Pandemonium T-Virus Acute Awareness Syndrome The galaxy is an atom inside a humongous alien / [[Weedmaster P's head explodes]] / [[Jeffrey picks up and talks to Weedmaster P's eyeball]]
/ Jeffrey: That's why we divide it up into months! / {{tagline: Poor Weedmaster P. Fortunately he's taken so many drugs that his head will probably grow back}}
/ {{roll-over text: Come to think of it Pandemonium Awareness Month might kick ass.}} http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100209.html |
| Chester | [[Chester the Cat sits on the floor]] / Chester: Mrak / Chester: *blink* / [[Chester the Cat flies through space. In the background we see two planets colliding with a fiery explosion]] / {{alt text: You know how animals sometimes know bad stuff is gonna happen before it happens? Maybe Chester didn't die. Maybe he ESCAPED.}} http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100210.html |
| Chester | [[Chester the Cat sits on the floor]] / Chester: Mrak / Chester: *blink* / [[Chester the Cat flies through space. In the background we see two planets colliding with a fiery explosion]] / {{alt text: You know how animals sometimes know bad stuff is gonna happen before it happens? Maybe Chester didn't die. Maybe he ESCAPED.}} http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100210.html |
| Getting Over It | Jeffrey: I guess you're right, Joanna. If every pet that somebody ever loved got to live forever the whole world'd be about 50-foot deep in cats and dogs and gerbils and lobsters and turtles an' stuff... / Jeffrey: ... all wrigglin' around on top of the graves of long-dead little girls... / Jeffrey: Speakin' of, how come you're still alive, Joanna? Ain't you died like 20 times? Oh, right. We made that deal with Lord God that you'd stay alive as long as people still get hangovers. / {{tagline: Sorry about the hangovers everybody I just wanted to have a cat real bad}}
/ {{roll-over text: COMIC MISSING: The one where I made the deal with Lord God about the hangovers thing to keep Joanna.}} http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100211.html |
| Happy Rod St. Valentime's Day | Title: Happy Rod St. Valentime's Day / Weedmaster P: TELL US AGAIN ABOUT VALENTIME'S DAY JEFFREY
/ Jeffrey: Velntime's day was invented by a super-horny angel named Rod St. Valentime, the horniest angel. / Jeffrey (narrating): There was a problem, though. Angels can't get it on. So Rod challenged Lord God to a game of Space Uno-- if Rod won, he'd get to go to Earth and get his bone on when-ever he wanted... / [[Tallahassee Econolodge snores in the background]]
/ Weedmaster P: WHAT IF LORD GOD WON
/ Jeffrey: If Lord God won all humans that were in relationships would be miserable every day of the year except one. / Jeffrey 9narrating): Of course, Rod St. Valentime won. But when Lord God hound out he cheated, He was super-pissed. "You wanna go to Earth and get it on? Fine," said Lord God. "But human relationships shall be miserable on all year-days except on. Oh, and also..." / Jeffrey (narrating): Lord God raised his sword and cut off Rod St. Valentime's butt. He sliced it up and spread the slices across the land. / Weedmaster P: WOW. WHAT'S THE MORAL OF THE STORY
/ Jeffrey: If a horny, flat-butted guy hits on you, think twice before you play Uno with him. http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100214.html |
| Making It Harder | Jeffrey you've been up all night hacking! Go to bed!
/ Look I'm sorry! I'm just tryin' to make internet harder to use, like how it was back in the day.
/ What? / Part of the reason everything is so terrible nowadays is that just about anybody can figure out how to use internet, even olds and "celebutantes." The other day I seen a dang old cat that had a twitter.
/ Whatever. As long as I can still get on the Facebook. / Augh I cant log into the facebook!
/ Just go the AOL main menu and click "internet connect" but make sure nobody's using the phone first.
/ What's a "phone"? http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100216.html |
| Mascots | Weed Master P: You know what I'm not scared of
/ Jeff: What?
/ Weed Master P: Sports team mascots / [[Jeff draws a bunch of mascots]]
/ {{Boston Wolfmans, Effingham Genital Mutilators, Atlanta Jihadist Beheaders, L.A. Suicidal Sex Crimnals, St Louis Holocaust Apologists, Sex Clowns Detroit, Seattle Satanic Eviscerators}} / Vermont Pete: The San Jose Sharks have a logo that's a shark biting a hockey stick.
/ [[Vermont Pete is wearing a long sleeve T-shirt with a shark biting a hocket stick]]
/ Jeff: They need a logo of a shark biting a hockey player.
/ {{Detroit super-strong juggaloes seated next to you on a trans-pacific flight}}
/ {{alt-text: The Dallas Texans}} http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100218.html |
| Antidemotivationalism | Title: Antidemotivationalism / Jeffrey: Weedmaster P, what do you think about an art gallery that only has art that makes people feel bad... What the?
/ [[Weedmaster P holds a poster with a sad looking puppy and the words I'M SORRY I've been looking at too much internet and...]] / [[Weedmaster P has a new sign with a photo of Seth MacFarlane and the words NOW I'M BASICALLY RETARDED I can only understand the point and/or humor of an image in the context of a "demotivational poster." / [[Weedmaster P has another new sign with a begging cartoon dog and the words PLEASE Please help me please make my pain go away]] / [[Jeffrey holds a bloody hammer and it covered in blood spatter with a horrified look on his face.]] http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100219.html |
| A Temple Constantly in Need of Repair | Jeffrey: Boy I sure am glad Lord God put hair around my nipples and belly button! Those parts get so cold!
/ Weedmaster P: I'm just glad God gave me nipples I use em all the time / Baby: I'm glad God put my hoo-ha right next to my butthole!
/ Weedmaster P: Man I heard that / Jeffrey: My favorite part is how God gave me an appendix! I can't wait for mine to rupture!
/ Weedmaster P: I like how Lord God made it super easy to kill a dude just by stickin' him in the gut with a shiv
/ Yahweh (holding a copy of "Origin of Species"): Jesus, can't you idiots _read?_ / {{Lord God made my brain so stupid that I believe that if a bigfoot and a unicorn had a baby it would be a cyclops}}
/ {{Seriously if Lord God wanted us to get some stuff done he woulda gave us 20 fingers and four legs and make it cost twenty dollars to get a boner.}} http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100222.html |
| Before I Die | [[The Future]]
/ Future Police Man: Jeffrey do you have any last words before we execute you for being a misanthrope?
/ Jeff: Well, I--
/ Future Police Man: Holy crap, sexy lay aliens just landed on the White House lawn! / Future Police Man: They want to meet the most misanthropic man in the world to breed with and create a race of super-good-spelling hybrids to replace us!
/ Jeff: That's me!
/ Future Police Man: Oh man they're just cold goin' nuts out here!
/ Jeff: Let me see! Let me see!
/ Future Police Man: Hold on! / [[Future Police Man runs away]]
/ [[Future Police Man runs back and presses the Killer Bee Release button]] / {{In the future it will be possible to be executed for misanthropy if you pay the government enough money}}
/ {{Too misanthropic to live, not self-loathing enough to get killed by killer snails}} http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100223.html |
| Snowicane | [[Jeffrey, Baby, and Weedmaster P are sitting on a couch]] / Weedmaster P: WHOA WHAT HAPPENED
/ Jeffrey: The electrics went off on account of the snow-i-cane.
/ Baby: AUGH!
/ < http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100224.html |
| The Visitors | [[Weedmaster P is sitting in his bed in the dark, staring at the window]]
/ Weedmaster P: OH HELL YEAH THE VISITORS ARE BACK / Narrator: Soon...
/ [[UFO flies in]]
/ UFO: Hey again, Weedmaster P! What do you wanna do tonight? / [[Weedmaster P, from inside the UFO with E.T. and Alf as pilots]]
/ Weedmaster P: CAN WE GO MUTILATE SOME CATTLE
/ E.T.: Again?
/ Alf: ...But we can go anywhere you want, in all of space / Weedmaster P: I KNOW THAT, I WANT TO GO TO A DAMN COW FARM
/ Alf: But we can do almost anything you can think of! / Weedmaster P: IF WE DON'T GO CATTLE MUTILATING I'LL TELL EVERYBODY YOU STUCK THINGS IN MY BUTT
/ Alf: Can't we just make some nice crop circles?
/ Weedmaster P: TAKE ME HOME http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100225.html |
| The Visitors | [[Weedmaster P is sitting in his bed in the dark, staring at the window]]
/ Weedmaster P: OH HELL YEAH THE VISITORS ARE BACK / Narrator: Soon...
/ [[UFO flies in]]
/ UFO: Hey again, Weedmaster P! What do you wanna do tonight? / [[Weedmaster P, from inside the UFO with E.T. and Alf as pilots]]
/ Weedmaster P: CAN WE GO MUTILATE SOME CATTLE
/ E.T.: Again?
/ Alf: ...But we can go anywhere you want, in all of space / Weedmaster P: I KNOW THAT, I WANT TO GO TO A DAMN COW FARM
/ Alf: But we can do almost anything you can think of! / Weedmaster P: IF WE DON'T GO CATTLE MUTILATING I'LL TELL EVERYBODY YOU STUCK THINGS IN MY BUTT
/ Alf: Can't we just make some nice crop circles?
/ Weedmaster P: TAKE ME HOME http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100225.html |
| Hot Dog Problems | [[Does this ever happen to you?]]
/ Jeffrey: Man I am way too wasted to eat this hot dog... / Jeffrey (off screen): I'll just put it here and eat it in the morning! / [[But then...]]
/ Jeffrey: Somebody stole'd my hot dog! / [[But now with the new Google Hot Dog Locatr, (Beta) that nonsense is over... Forever...]]
/ [[Jeffrey is hidden in the bushes, holding his new Google Hot Dog Locatr, (Beta). He spies the thief making off with the hot dog.]]
/ Jeffrey: *GASP* The Baron! / [[Jeffrey has a look of fierce determination on his face]] / [[He pulls down his balaclava, masking his identity]] / [[He grasps his boxcutter]]
/ [[NEVER AGAIN.]] / {{tagline: Hot Dog Locatr + Boxcuttr = never get hot dog stole'd again}}
/ {{roll-over text: Taco Locatr (beta) is a deranged bounty hunter you can hire for just above minimum wage.}} http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100301.html |
| Funny Jokes | [[Jeffrey is sitting on a box, Weedmaster P is standing with his arms spread]]
/ Jeffrey: Man, if there's one thing I learned from internet, it's that pedophilia is hi-larious!
/ Weedmaster P: YEAH MAN THEY GOT THAT LITTLE CARTOON BEAR THAT MAKES IT EVEN HILARIOUSER / [[Tallahassee stand behind Weedmaster P, arms outstretched. Weedmaster P is bent over, hand in front of his mouth]]
/ Tallahassee: Ha ha oh my God, don't even get me started on how hilarious rape is!
/ Weedmaster P: I ALMOST PEE MYSELF WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT RAPE BECAUSE I CRACK UP SO HARD / [[The God of the Internet stands behind Weedmaster P who is covering his mouth and laughing. Jeffrey is looking up at the God of the Internet]]
/ God of Internet: srsly R U guyz srs or RU j/k cuz dis iz mportnt 2 me :|
/ Jeffrey: Of course we're serious, G0d of Internet!
/ Weedmaster P (smothering laugh): PFFT / {{tagline: God of Internet loves her children and wants them to be able to think female circumcision is funny}}
/ {{roll-over text: At the risk of justifying the opinions of the seven people who vote every single OC comic NOT FUNNY on isitfunnytoday.com I present this comic that is not funny on purpose.}} http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100302.html |
| Funny Jokes | [[Jeffrey is sitting on a box, Weedmaster P is standing with his arms spread]]
/ Jeffrey: Man, if there's one thing I learned from internet, it's that pedophilia is hi-larious!
/ Weedmaster P: YEAH MAN THEY GOT THAT LITTLE CARTOON BEAR THAT MAKES IT EVEN HILARIOUSER / [[Tallahassee stand behind Weedmaster P, arms outstretched. Weedmaster P is bent over, hand in front of his mouth]]
/ Tallahassee: Ha ha oh my God, don't even get me started on how hilarious rape is!
/ Weedmaster P: I ALMOST PEE MYSELF WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT RAPE BECAUSE I CRACK UP SO HARD / [[The God of the Internet stands behind Weedmaster P who is covering his mouth and laughing. Jeffrey is looking up at the God of the Internet]]
/ God of Internet: srsly R U guyz srs or RU j/k cuz dis iz mportnt 2 me :|
/ Jeffrey: Of course we're serious, G0d of Internet!
/ Weedmaster P (smothering laugh): PFFT / {{tagline: God of Internet loves her children and wants them to be able to think female circumcision is funny}}
/ {{roll-over text: At the risk of justifying the opinions of the seven people who vote every single OC comic NOT FUNNY on isitfunnytoday.com I present this comic that is not funny on purpose.}} http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100302.html |
| The Facebook | [[Jeffrey Rowland sits as his computer, browsing The Facebook, as Baby Lam? sends facebook suggestions to his accout.]]
/ Facebook feed: Baby Lam? suggested you become a fan of Becoming a Fan of Becoming a Fan of Things on The Facebook.
/ Jeffrey Rowland: NO / Facebook feed: Baby Lam? wants to sell you a bundt cake or some shit in Mafia Farm Cake! Will you buy it?
/ Jeffrey Rowland: NO / [[Finally, fed up, Baby Lam? suggests a fan page asking why Jeffrey's even on The Facebook. Weedmaster P. becomes a fan of a similar group. Jeffrey glares at her as she makes a rude gesture at him.]]
/ Facebook feed: Baby Lam? suggested you become a fan of Well Why The Hell Is Jeffrey Rowland Even On The Facebook Anyway?
/ Facebook feed: Weedmaster P. became a fan of WHY IS JEFFREY ROWLAND SUCH A DICK ASS / Tag-line: I'M STILL NOT SURE WHAT MAFIA FARM CAKE IS BUT HEY WHATEVER KEEPS KIDS OFF DRUGS YOU KNOW
/ Alt Text: The Facebook: Bother Everyone. http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100303.html |
| Cooking for Assholes | [[Jeffrey Rowland is clean shaven and dressed in chef's whites and a hair net, his expression is manic]]
/ Caption: The Cooking Asshole / [[Jeffrey Rowland, whose chef's whites (and newly-revealed apron) now feature stains at the armpits and other places, stands in front of an electrical outlet in the drywall. His expression is irascible]]
/ Jeffrey: Are you hungry? You should go get some nachos. They have them at the store. I am not your butler. / [[Jeffrey Rowland stands in a kitchen, slapping his own face in frustration and rage. On the stove in front of him are a frying pan on the burner and a single brown egg]]
/ Jeffrey: Now we're gonna make eggs. I try to make eggs sunny-side-up but I usually SCREW IT ALL UP because I'm SO FRIGGIN' STUPID, GOD!!
/ Jeffrey: Anyway when that happens just try to make it look like you did it on purpose. / [[Jeffrey Rowland sits at a table, his chef's whites have new and different stains. Mostly red and yellow. He has similar stains on his face, in patterns suggesting that they might be blood instead of the expected ketchup. On the table are salt and pepper shakers, an overturned ketchup bottle, a sealed bottle of "Ol' Crazy Man" (presumably whiskey) and a plate of what are presumably scrambled eggs. Jeffrey ]]
/ Caption: 45 EARTH MINUTES LATER
/ Jeffrey: You'll find the eggs really bring out the flavor of the salt and pepper. / Caption: IT'S LIKE A REGULAR COOKING SHOW ONLY THE HOST IS LOUD AND WEIRD AND NOT AT ALL ACTUALLY INTERESTED IN COOKING / Caption: 45 Earth Minutes Later
/ Jeffrey: http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100304.html |
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