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Where Are You Going [[The text mostly obscures a box at the top that reads, "THE FOLLOWING IS A PAID ADVERTISEME--". Jeffrey is decked out in blue and red warpaint. He has become the INSCRUTABLE WARRIOR.]] / Inscrutable Warrior: You're goin' DOWN, punk! You might buy a few WEEKS prancin around on that little TREAD-MILL but make no mistake - YOU ARE GOIN' DOWN! DELETED! EL MORTE!! / [[The Warrior puts hands to head, as though coming to a sudden realization.]] / Inscrutable Warrior: But OH NO! SOME-body's gotta PAY FOR THAT SHIT! / Inscrutable Warrior: Who's it gonna be? Kevin? Those douchebags at the VFW? Mary Ellen?! I DON'T THINK SO!! / Inscrutable Warrior: If it was up to me your dead ass would be shoved into a bargain suitcase and tossed into a landfill in the middle of the night... / Inscrutable Warrior: GOD I HATE YOU SO MUCH / [[The Warrior now holds a sign reading, "NO WAIT".]] / Inscrutable Warrior: For just $7 a day Inscrutable Warrior Life Insurance will bury your punk-ass festering carcass in a shiny box with pillows and shit in a nice field with a chain link fence around it! / Inscrutable Warrior (VO): Act now and we'll etch your name on a slab of concrete - A $300 VALUE - 'CAUSE YOU'RE GOIN' DOWN! / {{Footnote: I HAVE COMPLETELY LOST MY MIND}} / {{Title: DOWN is where you are going son.}}
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Chain Link Teens [[Jeffrey is his chair in his underwear]] / <> / Jeffrey: God dangit what in tarnation is that racket / [[Outside, Jeffrey sees some items on the ground]] / Jeffrey: Out-of-state fake ID? Tracfone? Busch Light? *SNIFF SNIFF* Calvin Klein Obsession for men? / Narrator: Looks like you've got teens. / Jeffrey: Crap, now I'm gonna hafta selly my house and move to a remote cabin and learn how to make bombs. / Narrator: Nuh uh! Now there's an easy solution to teen infestations. Now theres... CHAIN LINK FENCE / Jeffrey: But how does it work? / [[An illustration showing a teen in front of a chain link fence and expensive cutters]] / Narrator: The holes in CHAIN LINK FENCE are too small for most teens to fit through, and CHAIN LINK FENCE's patented steel technology can't be cut without expensive cutters that teens can't afford! / [[Jeffrey is jumping]] / Jeffrey: But I heard that teens got mad vertical leaps. / Narrator: True, but the top of CHAIN LINK FENCE is kind of pointy and sharp. / Jeffrey: But can't they just dig under it? / Narrator: We're talking about teens here, not illegal aliens. / [[Jeffrey now proudly stands in front of his chain link fence]] / Narrator: If you act now you can get rust-coating! Teens'll stay far away from your house as if it looks like a place where fatty tissue from prostitutes is rendered into soap. / Jeffrey's testimonial: Thanks, CHAIN LINK FENCE! Now my house is so fucking ugly that nobody bothers me! / {{title text: When I was a teenager I probably should've been put in prison.}} / {{Bottom note: I'M SO GLAD I'M OLD ENOUGH NOW TO BE AN ANTAGONIST TO CERTAIN TEENS}}
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What Do We Want {{Comic Title: What do we want}} / [[Jeffrey, laying in bed with Joanna, holding pillows over his ears and looking perturbed]] / <> / Jeffrey: What the crap? Is that racket again? / [[Baby and Tallahassee Econolodge looking out the window]] / Tallahassee Econolodge: It's protestors, Jeffrey! / Jeffrey: Grassroots protestors? / Tallahassee Econolodge: Not exactly. / [[A group of people in business suits hold picket signs.]] / Sign 1: SBC logo / Sign 2: at&t logo / Sign held by man in Guy Fawked mask: I'M CONFUSED / Sign 3: WE THOUGHT WE WERE BEING COMPLIANT / Sign 4: ETHICS IS TOO COMPLICATED / Sign 5: Verizon logo / Sign 6: Sprint logo / Sign 7: NO JAIL FOR RICH PEOPLE / Man holding megaphone: What do we want?! / Crowd: Immunity from prosecution for our billion dollar companies / Man holding megaphone: When do we want it? / Crowd: Retroactively, starting six months prior to nine-eleven / {{Sub text: Somebody's gotta stand up for the telcoms}} / {{Title text: Give confused guy a shiny enough Guy Fawkes Mask and he will protest dang near anything.}}
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Old Hardcore YHWH [[Jeff drinks PBR with YHWH in YHWH's trailer.]] / Jeff: Dang YHWH, back in the olden days you used to be wicked hardcore. What happened to you, man? / [[THE OLDEN DAYS]] / [[YHWH yells at a man holding a sword over a baby.]] / YHWH: Cut the extra skin off the boys ding dongs or I swear I'll burn down this whole friggin' continent! You, kill that baby. / Man: Whatever you say, Boss. Sorry, baby. / YHWH: You know how when you go to prison they tell you to act super crazy so everybody will respect you?
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The Isle of Overtly Racist Mascots {{Overcompensating}} / {{Title: The Isle of Overtly Racist Mascots}} / [[caption: REJECTED FAST FOOD MASCOTS!]] / [[caption: HIRAM THE BAGEL FINAGLER]] / [[baker and orthodox jew; baker cheerfully holds out bagel to jew]] / Baker: One bagel, seventy-five cents please! / <> / Hiram: How 'bout a shiny, new quarter? / [[Logo: Bruegger's Baked Fresh]] / [[caption: ARBY THE STRAIGHT-TALKIN' HOSTAGE-NEGOTIATOR]] / [[Logo: Arby's]] / [[cowboy-sheriff with Arby's Hat and big, bushy, sandy mustache in lower left, building with large window in background. in window, a dark-skinned man with a headset holds a chrome pistol to a blond woman's head]] / blond woman: HELP! HELP! / Sheriff: Listen you need to think about the consequences of this thing. / [[caption: DUNKY THE PURITAN DONUT DUNKER]] / [[Logo: Dunkin' Donuts]] / [[A puritan stands on a platform, pointing at a donut in the background, half-submerged in a lake. Donut wears a pink bow and has eyelashes.]] / Puritan: She's a Witch! / Donut: Noooo! Nooo! / from off: Burn her / from off: BURN HER WICKED SOUL / [[Alt-Text: the original mascot for McDonalds was like an Irish Popeye that declared war on Mexico.]] / [[caption: NOT SHOWN: GOUTY, THE TACO BELL COLLEGE STUDENT WITH TERMINAL GOUT]]
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Positattoos [[Tallahassee is holding her hand out]] / Tallahassee:Hey dudes I got a new tattoo! / close up of hand reads:-BANK / -MILK / -RETURN MOVIES / [[Jeffrey holds his hand out] / Jeffrey:Hey, its like mine! / close up of hand reads: YOU'RE SOLIDS / [[weedmaster p looks at hand]] / weedmaster p: i have a similar one on my right hand for a very specific reason / close up of hand reads: they aint REAL
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Cat Foods [[Jeffrey and Johanna sit on the floor with a box marked Cat Food]] / Jeffrey: Man... how do cats know that cat food is, like...for them? / [[Weedmaster P glares at Jeffrey]] / Jeffrey: I mean it don't look or smell or taste like anything a cat might come acrosst in nature...Dang... / [[Weedmaster P examines the box]] / Weedmaster P: DUH I DON'T KNOW JEFFREY MAYBE IT'S 'CAUSE THERES A PICTURE OF A FUCKIN CAT ON IT
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Totally Normal {{title text: Saturday Morning}} [[Jeffrey Rowland sits facing forward on a commuter train. A poster behind him reads "Are you riding the train? Then you can't afford this!"]] / {{title text: Saturday Night}} [[Jeffrey Rowland stands in the middle conference space amongst a group of weirdos holding a drink and a wigu comic. The weirdos include a goth, a woman on all fours in a plastic or leather jump suit, a scantily clad woman with spiked purple hair brandishing a whip, a busty fat woman in a black plastic dress and a balding bearded man in a lab coat with a digital camera.]] / {{title text: Sunday Morning}} [[An exhausted Jeffrey Rowland sits on the commuter train once more, eyes closed. The poster behind him this time reads "If you see someone with dark skin doing something unfamiliar, say something"]] / {{subtext: I need to get a lot weirder if I'm going to compete in today's fast-paced weird market.}}
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Scooty Patrol [[Jeff and Officer Scooty are standing in what appears to be a boiler room]] / [[We now see that they are waiting for the elevator]] / Jeff: What happens if you have to go down some stairs? / Officer Scooty: Absolute anarchy. / {{title text: Officer Scooty is not allowed to abandon his fifty thousand dollar scooter.}}
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Scooty Patrol [[Jeff and Officer Scooty are standing in what appears to be a boiler room]] / [[We now see that they are waiting for the elevator]] / Jeff: What happens if you have to go down some stairs? / Officer Scooty: Absolute anarchy. / {{title text: Officer Scooty is not allowed to abandon his fifty thousand dollar scooter.}}
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Kerry Edwards is Back Weedmaster P: HEY DICKASS YOUR MAN OBAMA IS TURNIN' OUT TO BE KIND OF A BASTARD HUH / Jeffrey: I noticed. You think I should... / Weedmaster P: FULFILL YOUR DESTINY AND RUN FOR PRESIDENT AS KERRY EDWARDS / Jeffrey: Yes... Okay. / Jeffrey (as Kerry Edwards): Weedmaster Turdblossom do you think if I win president they'll still make me pay all those taxes I owe? / Weedmaster P: HELL NO MAN THEY PUSH A BUTTON AND DELETE ALL THAT SHIT RIGHT OFF THE MAINFRAME / Jeffrey (as Kerry Edwards): Bring me your drug-addled, your obese, your self-centered, flamewhoring sheeple yearning yearning to get a million myspace friends; send these, the poorly-educated paranoid, to me; I lift my XBox controller beside the refrigerator stocked with caffeinated Budweiser. / audience member 1 (off panel): Woo / audience member 2 (off panel): Yeah / audience member 3 (off panel): HE IS RISEN
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Kerry Edwards is Still Back {{Title: Kerry Edwards is Still Back}} / [[Presidential Candidate Kerry Edwards on stage, addressing his supporters]] / Kerry Edwards: My fellow Americans, I am not gonna go all hog wild with my president powers. I just want to be president 'cause it pays good and you get a helicopter and chef and secret servants. / Kerry Edwards: Also I have some plans for change also. / Kerry Edwards: Once Child Left Behind. Each school day we find the worst student in America, and then we exile them. This will create smarter, more scared children and create jobs for the exile industry. / Kerry Edwards: Yo Momma Joke Based-Currency. When the foot riots begin in December, you will be able to exchange basic foods for "Yo Momma" jokes. The funnier the joke, the better the food! / Audience Member: YO MOMMA SO FAT HER MYSPACE ACCOUNT GOT STRETCH MARKS! / Kerry Edwards: Very good, sir. / Kerry Edwards: One banana for you.
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Independence Day 2008 Weedmaster P: According to legend if you catch a live eagle on the 4th of July you get to have one day where you can do whatever you want and not get arrested. / Jeffrey: If there's even a googol to one chance that what you say is true, NOT trying to catch an eagle is the /dumbest thing you could possibly do./ / [[Jeffrey is sitting on a branch with an American apparel box propped up on a stick]] / Jeffrey: Okay when the eagle crawls under the box to get the food you pull the string... wait, what do eagles eat anyway? Maybe we should "ask Jeeves." / Weedmaster P: They eat fuckin hot dogs and shit man what do you /think/ they eat / [[Eagle approaches box]] / Jeffrey: He's goin' for it! Pull the string! / Weedmaster P: I can't it's stuck / Eagle: <> / [[Eagle passes out]] / <> / [[Jeffrey is holding eagle to ground]] / Jeffrey: It's still technically alive! Hurry, call the government! / Phone: Sir, I can smell the marijuana on your breath over the PHONE. / Weedmaster P: This is Sean Hannity who is this / Weedmaster P: They said Monday you can do whatever you want to do / Jeffrey: YES.
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Independence Day 2008 Weedmaster P: According to legend if you catch a live eagle on the 4th of July you get to have one day where you can do whatever you want and not get arrested. / Jeffrey: If there's even a googol to one chance that what you say is true, NOT trying to catch an eagle is the /dumbest thing you could possibly do./ / [[Jeffrey is sitting on a branch with an American apparel box propped up on a stick]] / Jeffrey: Okay when the eagle crawls under the box to get the food you pull the string... wait, what do eagles eat anyway? Maybe we should "ask Jeeves." / Weedmaster P: They eat fuckin hot dogs and shit man what do you /think/ they eat / [[Eagle approaches box]] / Jeffrey: He's goin' for it! Pull the string! / Weedmaster P: I can't it's stuck / Eagle: <> / [[Eagle passes out]] / <> / [[Jeffrey is holding eagle to ground]] / Jeffrey: It's still technically alive! Hurry, call the government! / Phone: Sir, I can smell the marijuana on your breath over the PHONE. / Weedmaster P: This is Sean Hannity who is this / Weedmaster P: They said Monday you can do whatever you want to do / Jeffrey: YES.
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Whatever Day [[Jeffrey is sitting in his underwear on some steps]] / Weedmaster P: HEY DUDE WHAT DID YOU DO FOR YOUR DAY WHERE YOU COULD DO WHATEVER YOU WANTED WITHOUT GETTING ARRESTED / Jeffrey: Let's just say immunity from prosecution ain't the same thing as immunity from criticism. / [[Jeffrey is outfitted with a large gun, a red bandana, and a backpack]] / The Englishman: I suppose you're going to go about this in a typical American way - starting off in the girls' locker rooms, then comandeering a monster truck and once you are desensitized to material violence you'll open fire somewhere near the condiment stand in a chain restaurant? / Jeffrey: *GASP!* The Englishman! / [[Jeffrey looks disappointed]] / Jeffrey: Man I was just gonna overthrow the gov'ment. / The Englishman: Jeffrey that government is the only thing that stands in the way of 150 million people with IQs of 65 simultaneously eating, drinking, and drugging themselves to death! / Jeffrey: I know. / {{title text: The English is like a more serious Jiminy Cricket}} / {{Note on bottom: UNSURE WHY THE ENGLISHMAN'S HEAD IS BIGGER THAN MINE IN P.4, SINCE WE MEASURED OUR HEADS ON SATURDAY}}
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Brooklyn and Back in 29 Hours [[Brooklyn]] / [[Randy Newman doing a song for Schindler's List]] / Randy Newman: Savin' the Jews, put 'em in a truck to make the Nazis confused / [[Woman and Dr. McNinja holding cupcakes]] / Woman: Cupcakes! / Dr. McNinja: Mothafuckin' cupcakes / Baby: I'm in love! I'm in love! / [[The password is "Cabin Fever"]] / [[Simple drawing of a house, and a smiley with a thermometer in its mouth]] / Ooh, uhm, crack house. Crack house! / [[Drawing is updated with an arrow pointing from house to thermometer, and the addition of a house more reminiscent of a log cabin]] / Oh, it's not "crack house..." / Uhm, fever! Fever... house! / [[Another arrow has been drawn, pointing to the smiley face. The drawing has been stabbed repeatedly and angrily by the artist.]] / [[Another round of password, this time in the form of a clay sculpture of a bust]] / [[The password is "Mullet"]] / Dr. McNinja: What is that, a head? / Dr. McNinja: What's in back? / [[Close up of the head]] / Dr. McNinja: Oh! It's a party! :D / [[A group of characters including Jeffrey, Dr. McNinja, Mr. Jon Rosenberg pop their heads out of a rooftop hatch. Dr. McNinja is holding a bottle that is visibly foaming.]] / Jeffrey: There sure are a lot of TV dishes up here! / Dr. McNinja: We all have cable... / {{Alt text: "Not shown: a drawing by Andrew Bell which he did not make, and a naked picture of Dr McNinja."}}
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Foreign Policy Baby: Presidential candidate Kerry Edwards. You seen the bumper stickers, but what is he on about? Join us for an intimate interview with this mystery man. / Baby: Hello Kerry Edwards. First of all, what is your plan to do with foreign policies. / Kerry Edwards: I'm glad you axed. See, for the past several years American foreign policy has been like a guy that gets insanely drunk and goes totally hog wild. He suddenly becomes racist and begins to holler violently and break valuable things. He will hit on girls he doesn't even like. / Baby: So, how you gonna fix it? / Kerry Edwards: I believe it's time for American foreign policy to either go lay down, or get some coffee and drink it in the shower. Just chill out. Drink some water. Settle down, America. The liquor store closed almost five hours ago. / Give me your keys. / Comment: Don't pass out on your back American Foreign Policy. That's what Janis and Jimi did.
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It's Self-Cleaning Plastic Talllahassee: Jeffrey how many days have you been drinking out of that same plastic bottle without washing it? / Jeffrey: Hmm... / Jeffrey: It might be more accurate to measure it in weeks actually. / Tallahassee: Jeffrey that's gross. / Jeffrey: What? It ain't like it's a plastic cup. / Comment: I do this because the bacteria help strengthen my immune system.
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Counterfeit Jeffrey: Weedmaster P, are you making counterfeit money out of construction paper? / Weedmaster P: HELL YEAH ASS BALLS I GOT THE ULTIMATE PLAN / Weedmaster P: STORE WORKERS ARE DUMBER THAN THEY HAVE EVER BEEN IN ALL HISTORY AND THE GOVERNMENT CHANGES THE WAY MONEY LOOKS EVERY SIX WEEKS NOW / Jeffrey: But why construction paper? It's shitty! / Weedmaster P: COUNTERFEITERS GET CAUGHT 'CAUSE THEY USE EXPENSIVE COMPUTERS THAT ARE REAL EASY FOR THE SECRET SERVANTS TO TRACE DOWN / THEY CAN'T TRACE CONSTRUCTION PAPER / Jeffrey: I guess in a year construction paper's gonna be worth more than actual money anyway. / Weedmaster P: SEE I'M INVESTING
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Dream Catcher Come Rescue Me Baby: Hey! I bought this dream catcher from you last week an' it don't work! / Jeffrey: Yes it does. / Baby: No it don't. / Jeffrey: Yes it does. / Baby: It ehn't caugh even one dream! / Jeffrey: That's not what it does. All a dream catcher is supposed to do is make you look like an insane white person that makes bad money decisions. / Baby: Well then it works just fine.
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Guest Comic by Mama Lasagna Mama Lasagna: Hey, Jeffrey! Wanna see me do the Robot Dance?! / Jeffrey: Go for it, Mama Lasagna! / Jeffrey: Dang, Lasagna, all you did was bend your arms at the elbow. / Mama Lasagna: Oh, yeah? Let's see you do better! / Jeffrey: All right, I will!! / Jeffrey: ...What?? / Mama Lasagna: How is that not exactly what I just did? / Jeffrey: I s'pose you're right... / Jeffrey: Joanna, don't do it, girl! / Jeffrey: You're just gonna get hurt!
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Guest Comic by Mama Lasagna Mama Lasagna: Hey, Jeffrey! Wanna see me do the Robot Dance?! / Jeffrey: Go for it, Mama Lasagna! / Jeffrey: Dang, Lasagna, all you did was bend your arms at the elbow. / Mama Lasagna: Oh, yeah? Let's see you do better! / Jeffrey: All right, I will!! / Jeffrey: ...What?? / Mama Lasagna: How is that not exactly what I just did? / Jeffrey: I s'pose you're right... / Jeffrey: Joanna, don't do it, girl! / Jeffrey: You're just gonna get hurt!
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So You Wanna Make a Website Vermont Pete: Hey Jeffrey. How do you like, make a website. / Jeffrey: I'm glad you axed me, Vermont Pete! My new instructional DVD has a template on it so anyone can make a fun, profitable internet home page in minutes! Only $29.95 / Vermont Pete: Ohhh! / [[Picture of a computer screen: / Website Name: (This should be a song lyric) / Upload image: (It doesn't matter where you found it, as long as it's cute or funny or whatever)]]
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So You Wanna Make a Website Vermont Pete: Hey Jeffrey. How do you like, make a website. / Jeffrey: I'm glad you axed me, Vermont Pete! My new instructional DVD has a template on it so anyone can make a fun, profitable internet home page in minutes! Only $29.95 / Vermont Pete: Ohhh! / [[Picture of a computer screen: / Website Name: (This should be a song lyric) / Upload image: (It doesn't matter where you found it, as long as it's cute or funny or whatever)]]
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Scary Comic Jeffrey: Quick, Weedmaster P! Tell me the scariest thing you can think of! / Weedmaster P: I AM IN A GIANT CREEPY CHURCH AT EXACTLY MIDNIGHT / Weedmaster P: ALL IS PERFECTLY STILL / Weedmaster P: THERE IS A HUMONGOUS STATUE OF JESUS ON THE CROSS THAT IS JUST BARELY LIT UP / Weedmaster P: SUDDENLY HIS EYES OPEN WIDE AND THE WIND GOES CRAZY / Weedmaster P: HE BEGINS TO STRUGGLE / Weedmaster P: SUDDENLY HE BEGINS SCREAMING BACKWARD SWEAR WORDS AT ME AND BLOOD SHOOTS OUT OF HIS EYES / Jeffrey: Oh / Jeffrey: Oh God
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Scary Comic Jeffrey: Quick, Weedmaster P! Tell me the scariest thing you can think of! / Weedmaster P: I AM IN A GIANT CREEPY CHURCH AT EXACTLY MIDNIGHT / Weedmaster P: ALL IS PERFECTLY STILL / Weedmaster P: THERE IS A HUMONGOUS STATUE OF JESUS ON THE CROSS THAT IS JUST BARELY LIT UP / Weedmaster P: SUDDENLY HIS EYES OPEN WIDE AND THE WIND GOES CRAZY / Weedmaster P: HE BEGINS TO STRUGGLE / Weedmaster P: SUDDENLY HE BEGINS SCREAMING BACKWARD SWEAR WORDS AT ME AND BLOOD SHOOTS OUT OF HIS EYES / Jeffrey: Oh / Jeffrey: Oh God
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OVERCOMPENSATING: The Journal Comic With a Seething Disdain for Reality. LESSONS YOU ONLY NEED TO LEARN THE HARD WAY ONE TIME / AVIATION! / [[Jeffrey is lying in a field of wreckage]] / "PRESS UP TO GO DOWN AND DOWN TO GO UP" / Jeffrey: Oh. / NOODLING! / "NEVER GO NOODLING" / [[Weedmaster P is seen noodling in a lake]] / Weedmaster P: SOMETHING'S GOT MY HAND / LAST RESORTS! / "IT'S MURDER-SUICIDE... NOT SUICIDE-MURDER" / [[Baby is dead from a self-inflicted headshot, Tallahassee is crying over her body]] / Tallahassee: What? / {{Caption: THE MURDER SUICIDE ONE IS CRITICAL FOR PEOPLE WHO ARE ABOUT TO COMPLETELY LOSE IT}} / {{Alt text: There was gonna be one about crack but you have to learn that one at least five times.}}
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Liberal Headquarters Narrator: MEANWHILE AT THE SECRET LIBERAL HEADQUARTERS / Jeffrey: You know what I love controlling? The media. / Weedmaster P: I know RIGHT. / Girl: I love coming up with junk science that supports global warming just so we can take away all the pickup trucks from the good 'ol boys! / Jeffrey: Oh yes I love that one. / Jeffrey: As a weak, ignorant coward I love it when America is more dangerous! / Girl: I love giving gay people the same rights as straights as part of our master plan to convert all the children into homosexuals! / Weedmaster P: I love not torturing people suspected of terror by our infallible intelligence agencies
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The Media [[Weedmaster P and Jeff are in a lavishly decorated mansion]] / [[Jeff is wearing a cowboy hat and reading a newspaper]] / Jeff: It says here that asshole that opened fire in that Unitarian church had books written by Sean Hannity, Bill O'Reilly, and Michael Savage. / Weedmaster P: Ain't those the same guys that wanna ban video games 'cause they inspire violence / Jeff: Yep.
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The Media [[Weedmaster P and Jeff are in a lavishly decorated mansion]] / [[Jeff is wearing a cowboy hat and reading a newspaper]] / Jeff: It says here that asshole that opened fire in that Unitarian church had books written by Sean Hannity, Bill O'Reilly, and Michael Savage. / Weedmaster P: Ain't those the same guys that wanna ban video games 'cause they inspire violence / Jeff: Yep.
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Comic Con 2008 Weedmaster P: ALL EVERBODY IS TALKING ABOUT IS HOW FUCKING FANTASTIC THE SAN DIEGO COMIC-CON WAS THIS YEAR / Jeffrey: Yep, they had themselves a dang old ding-dong. / Weedmaster P: YOU KNOW FOR REAL THOUGH THEY HAD A CRUMMY TIME AND THEY'RE JUST LYING BECAUSE THEY KNEW WE WAS HAVIN' MORE FUN AT THE OFFICE EVERYDAY SCREAMIN' AT THE COMPUTERS AND DRINKIN' SOMETIMES. / Tallahassee: I only cried 11 times last week. / Weedmaster P: BUT JUST LIKE YOU SAY "I AIN'T NEVER GOIN' TO COMIC-CON EVER AGAIN" / Weedmaster P: WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT EXOTIC DANCERS IN SAN DIEGO / Jeffrey: They're cheaper if you book 'em a year in advance.
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Connecticon Memories Jeffrey: Look at that gaggle of douche-bags. I bet they totally like Kid Rock. / Doc Hastings: Heh. "When I say 'kid,' you say 'Rock'! / Jeffrey: Oh man / Doc Hastings: Kid! / Jeffrey: Rock- / Gaggle of Douche-bags: ROCK! / Doc Hastings: Kid? / Jeffrey: Ro- / Gaggle of Douche-bags: ROCK! / Jeffrey: Jesus. / Jeffrey: Hey man how'd you get electric to your booth? / Man: Uh I don't know, man. Have you tried maybe asking somebody else? / Jeffrey: Dick ass. / Jeffrey: I think the reason more people ain't coming to our booth is because they don't recognize it because they've never been outside before.
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Under Your Breath {{Title: Under Your Breath}} / Jeffrey: Quick, everybody! What's the worst thing you could possibly mutter under your breath? / Doc Hastings: "Why don't you get a kidney from someone who cares about you... mother..." / Deathmole Jack: "I'll show that lousy westboro Baptist church my views aren't 'too controversial'." / 1000 Gran:"Personally I thought the Batman movie was too long..." / Weedmaster P: MUST... RAPE... HOSTAGES... / You win, Weedmaster P! / Weedmaster P: WIN WHAT / {{title text:I'll show that lousy Carlton I identify more with the black community than he does}} / {{under comic text:THAT DR. HORRIBLE SING ALONG BLOG WASN'T VERY GOOD}}
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Con People CONNECTICON DAY 50 / [[Jeffrey is using a unrinal]] / [[Jeffrey goes to wash his hands and notices someone messing with their mutant pirate liberty catboy costume in the mirror]] / Jeffrey (thinking): Oh no awkward... / Jeffrey (thinking): Oh... / Jeffrey: Hey kid. Lookin' sharp! / Kid: People are a lot nicer at cons than they are in real life. / Jeffrey (thinking): They sure are, kid. They sure are. / [[Sign says: EMPLOYEES SHOULD WASH HANDS BUT WHATEVER]]
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That'll Do, Pig Farmer: Wake up, Ichabod. Today's th' day. / Ichabod: Looks like rain again. / Farmer: Yep. / Ichabod: Do you know anything about the people that are… you know? / Farmer: Buncha kids. They make cartoon strips an' put 'em up on them internets. / Ichabod: That seems… / Ichabod: That seems nice.
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Some Pig {{title: Some Pig}} / [[interior of slaughter house, Dr. Ninja, standing, holds a claw hammer. Black-haired girl sits against wall, holding knees. JJR sits in foreground, also holding knees.]] / Dr. Ninja: The pig is ready to eat now. / JJR: Does it still kinda look like a little dead child? / Dr. Ninja: It depends on the sort of day the child had. / JJR: OK let's do this thang. / [[interior of multi-floored building. embossed wall with frosted windows and a spiral stair case are visible in background. JJR and Dr. Ninja are walking. Dr. Ninja is removing his shirt.]] / JJR: Where's all the food plates and paper towels and the things you poke and cut the food with? / Dr. Ninja: It's a pig roast, Jeffrey. / [[men and woment in loincloths are throwing pieces of meat in the air; Tallahassee and Jeph are visible among the crowd. Dr. Ninja, facing crowd, back to viewer, still with claw-hammer, is clearly visible in foreground. one man has what appear to be two parallel, vertical sets of three parallel, horizontal gashes in his chest.]] / [[black-haired woman with JJR in front of house]] / woman: It's not as bad as I thought. / JJR: Man, I can't believe how many nipples death-mole jack has. / {{Alt-Text: Deathmole Jack gets a new nipple sewed on every time he gets a new iPhone.}} / {{caption: UTENSILS, THAT'S THE WORD I WAS LOOKING FOR}}
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