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| Happy Ryan Estrada Day | Jeffrey! Weedmaster P got kidnapped by aliens!
/ Weedmaster P sees things that aren't there all the time on account of he's so high. / But I seened it too! Getting high can't make other people seen things!
/ You greatly under estimate how high Weedmaster P is. / We will use this subject to study the causes and effects of addiction on humans. ...And then apply ths knowledge to making my merchandise even more irresistable! / But Topato! Butter dimension law clearly prohibits the kidnapping of humans for market research purposes! Only science and recreation are acceptable!
/ My law clearly prohibits the opening of your taco hole for non "yes-man" purposes!
/ TOPATO? THAT SOUNDS DELICIOUS. / ...Like if a potato and a tomato had a baby.
/ This is not an appropriate course of action to spring to!
/ You looke like a balloon animal! / ...Like a french fry pre-dipped in ketchup! / CHOMP! / But how is this possible? I am made of poison?
/ Weedmaster P's body is so full of chemicals he is immune to most poisons. http://overcompensating.com/posts/20070917.html |
| Devil Worshippers | [[WEEDMASTER P and JEFFREY sit in a rustic room, wearing long black robes with "SLAYER" emblazoned on them. WEEDMASTER P holds a staff topped by a skull; what looks to be a palantir rests on the table]]
/ WEEDMASTER P: Hey remember when we used to be scared of DEVIL WORSHIPPERS
/ JEFFREY: Oh man, yeah! Devil-worshippers were what everybody was scared of before the media obsessed with PEDOFILES! / [[In a crane shot, sinister figures in black robes cluster about a campfire. A hears is parked nearby, and one of the figures faces the viewer- he has fangs, and a goatee]]
/ JEFFREY (Voice Over): Devil-worshippers would drive around in tricked-out hearses and dance around fires in the woods and if they caught you they would SACRIFICE you. / [[WEEDMASTER P and JEFFREY are still in the rustic room]]
/ WEEDMASTER P: It's weird how now we're scared of GOD worshippers
/ JEFFREY: Well, Devil-worshippers don't have NUCLEAR BOMBS that they threaten to use all the time.
/ JEFFREY: And tricked-out hearses are cool. / SUBTITLE: PEDOPHILES ARE THE NEW DEVIL WORSHIPPERS WHO USED TO BE THE NEW RABIES http://overcompensating.com/posts/20070918.html |
| Enterpainment | [[Jeff sitting in front of his computer, possible using a stylus to draw. Tallahassee stands behind him.]]
/ Tallahassee: Man, that sucks about Britney's kids don't it?
/ Jeff: Yeah, they're just pickin' on her 'cause -- OH GOD
/ Tallahassee: I just busted you readin' entertainment news! / [[Tallahassee seen running down a hall, with Jeff in close pursuit. "I HATE YOU" is written on a wall in the background.]]
/ Tallahassee: And I'm gonna tell all your friends!
/ Jeff: No, don't, Tallahassee, please! I'll read all them Harry Potter books in one sittin', please don't tell nobody! / [[Tallahassee stands, a shocked expression on her face, with Jeff behind Weedmaster P. Weedy is seen in front of a computer, looking back at them.]]
/ Tallahassee: Hey Weedmaster P, guess what I -- oh God is that Hungarian incest bestiality scat porn?
/ Jeff: The sequel to that one is better.
/ Weedmaster P: WHAT IT AIN'T LIKE I'M LOOKIN' AT ENTERTAINMENT NEWS http://overcompensating.com/posts/20070919.html |
| Hunt, Gather, Deceive | [[ Jeffrey and Weedmaster P are at a round green dining table. Weedmaster P's red t-shirt slogan is "OH NO" ]]
/ Jeffrey: How come all cartoon critters gotta either steal food or trick people to get food?
/ Weedmaster P: WHAT / [[ Jeffrey seated at the table, in a fantastical round room with a bank of cureved cabinets behind him. A bowl filled with cereal, a pointy knife, and and object that looks to be a tube of lipstick are on the table in front of him. ]]
/ Jeffrey: You know...
/ Jeffrey: The Trix Rabbit...
/ Jeffrey: Lucky the Leprechaun...
/ Jeffrey: The Hamburglar...
/ Jeffrey: Yogi Bear
/ Jeffrey: Mr. Banana Grabber...
/ Jeffrey: Barney Rubble...
/ Jeffrey: The Cookie Crook... / [[ Weedmaster P shakes a now empty cereal box as Jeffrey rests his head upon his folded arms on the table in front of him. ]]
/ Weedmaster P: YOU GOTTA PREPARE KIDS TO DEAL WITH THE FOOD SHORTAGES IN THE SURVIVAL WARS OF 2012
/ Jeffrey: But will it be enough? http://overcompensating.com/posts/20070920.html |
| Secret Posts | [[ Jeffrey is wearing a cowboy hat and using his laptop while seated on a purple chair. Baby stands nearby. ]]
/ Jeffrey: Hey, Baby, have you seen this interblog "Post Secret?"
/ Baby: Whoosa-whatsa-huh? / [[ Four sample "Post Secret" postcard parodies. Card #1 is a clip-art image of a person gesturing to a line graph behind him with a pointer, his eyes blacked out with a bar for anonymity. Card #2 is a black and white photograph of a razor blade among rocks(?). Card #3 is a close-up partial view of a human head wearing a black form-fitting bondage mask and ball gag. Card #4 is a silhouette of the mudflap girl. ]]
/ Card #1 caption: The things people think about me... are INACCURATE
/ Card #2 caption: I AM UNHAPPY. ALSO RESENTFUL
/ Card #3 caption: NOBODY KNOWS I ENGAGE IN AN ACTIVITY THAT IS UNUSUAL...
/ Card #4 caption: i am involved in a sexual relationship... that is inaproppriate / [[ Jeffrey and Baby looking at Jeffrey's laptop screen; the Ford logo is displayed on the laptop cover. ]]
/ Jeffrey: Yeah, that's pretty much it.
/ Baby: Hastily fabricated postcards are faaascinating. http://overcompensating.com/posts/20070921.html |
| Catimals | Tallahassee: Jeffrey, come over and look at my kitty cats!! / Jeffrey: Aww, that's so cute how they runaround like wild maniacs and fuck up your furniture and shit all over the place. / Jeffrey: My can Joanna is a motionless zombie but sometimes THAT'S even too much for me to handle. / Jeffrey: That's why I also have a puppet!
/ Puppet: Can I get you a beer, Jeffrey?
/ Jeffrey: You sure can Puffy. You sure can. / {{caption under comic}} Cats: Nature's raccoons
/ {{title text}} Sometimes Puffy throws up in the hot tub but you gotta take the good with the bad. http://overcompensating.com/posts/20070924.html |
| Fan Friction | [[ Jeffrey, whose moustache has grown to extend horizontally well past his shoulders, approaches Weedmaster P holding a document in both hands. Weedmaster P is wearing a shirt with the slogan "MARS" on the chest. ]]
/ Jeffrey: Hey Weedmaster P, check out my new "Star Trek" fan-fiction!
/ Weedmaster P: HERE WE GO AGAIN / [[ A close-up view of the front page of the document Jeffrey is holding. It is illustrated with crudely drawn figures of a yellow-shirt Trek character and a green-skinned/fuchsia-haired full-figured lady alien ]]
/ Title Page Caption: Captain KIRK AND THE PLANET OF MODESTLY DRESSED, FULL-FIGURED LADY ALIENS / [[ Weedmaster P sits at a table, writing something on a piece of paper in green ink. ]]
/ Weedmaster P: COINCIDENTALLY I HAVE JUST COME UP WITH A PIECE OF JEFFREY ROWLAND FAN FICTION / [[ Weedmaster P holds the paper above his head. ]]
/ Paper Caption: JEFFREY COMPLETES A FAN FIC IDEA THAT GOES BEYOND JUST A DUMBASS TitLE http://overcompensating.com/posts/20070925.html |
| Musical Interlude | [[ Baby and Jeffrey are dressed as purveyors of a popular erectile dysfunction medication. There are musical notes floating about, and a cabinet in the background labeld "Vi@gr@" ]]
/ Narrator: THE OC PLAYERS PRESENT: ONLINE PHARMACY: THE MUSICAL
/ Baby: How will people know about our pills that cause erections? If we advertise legit we'll end up livin' in corrections!
/ Jeffrey: Pay no attention, Baby, to the websites that you visited. The answer is to send mass emails that are unsolicited! / Baby: They figured out our game, Jeffrey, they think we're just a scam! Their software learns our language and assassinates our spam!
/ Jeffrey: I've got a plan, you understand, to cir-cum-vent the 'bots! Change "E" to three and "A" to "at" and all the "Os" to aughts! / Baby: The underscores an' squiggly lines ehn't helpin what we're doin'. All we wanna do is make 'em happy when they're screwin.'
/ Jeffrey: There is one thing that all men fear, from ath-a-letes to Trekkers...
/ Jeffrey: We'll make 'em fear the ladies' sneers and criticize their peckers! / [[ The room looks darker, and Baby and Jeffrey appear worse for wear. Baby is slumped on a desk with a bottle next to her, while Jeffrey has a band around his uper left arm and a syringe on the lounge chair beside him. ]]
/ Baby: It just ehn't workin' sellin' drugs to easy-deceived loners. Why won't they buy our magic pills that give them massive boners?
/ Jeffrey: Screw it; dudes will not respond to derogatory comments. Just make up words for subject lines and assemble strings of nonsense. http://overcompensating.com/posts/20070926.html |
| The Editorial Process | [[ Jeffrey, frazzled and disheveled, holds a stack of papers. Topato Potato sits in judgement as Sheriff Pony looks on. ]]
/ Jeffrey: Topato, I finished The Case of Mars! It's 51 pages and it doesn't make me shiver with embarrassment.
/ Topato Potato: I will decide how your body involutarily reacts to your feelings of inadequacy. / [[ Topato Potato is wearing a monocle and reviewing the pages. Sheriff Pony peers out from behind Topato's throne. ]]
/ Topato Potato: I am intensely disappointed to see a number of panels in which I do not appear.
/ Sheriff Pony: The level of action is dizzying! It is similar to riding a giant baby! / [[ Topato Potato is now floating amidst a swirl of pages as Jeffrey raises his arm in exultation. Jeffrey's nipples and navel resemble a happy face. ]]
/ Topato Potato: Your efforts barely comply with the requirements necessary to be considered acceptible. Rewrite pages 6-18, 22-24, 29-31, 35-48, and 51. I will be lobbying to improve the woefully terrible minimum standards.
/ Jeffrey: HOORAY!! http://overcompensating.com/posts/20070928.html |
| Chicken Butt Nuts | [[Weedmaster P sits at a table with eggs in front of him. Jeffery and Baby stand near]]
/ Weedmaster P: Man I can't eat eggs I got a nut allergy
/ Jeffrey: Eggs aren't nuts, Weedmaster P. / Weedmaster P: Then how come my momma always called 'em "Chicken Butt Nuts" and said I was allergic to 'em / Jeffrey: Either she was too poor to buy you eggs or she was so promiscuous that she couldn't go to the grocery store because it was too awkward.
/ Weedmaster P: We wasn't poor
/ Baby: Maybe she's so stupid she really b'lieves they're nuts! / {{title text: Technically an egg is a legume, which is Latin for 'yo mamma.'}} http://overcompensating.com/posts/20071001.html |
| The Uprising | Tallahassee: How will the government stop smart people from rising up against it?
/ Jeffrey: By making sure they're outnumbered a thousand to one. / Tallahassee: How will the government stop the gun people from rising up against it?
/ Jeffrey: By tricking them into thinking they're on the same side. / Tallahassee: How will the government stop the poor people from rising up against it?
/ Jeffrey: By making sure five cases of Dr. Pepper cost less than a gym membership. http://overcompensating.com/posts/20071002.html |
| Fake Plastic Hippies | [[ Weedmaster P is sitting at a table with his "Hungry Hungry Hippies" game in front of him, while Jeffrey stands nearby. ]]
/ Weedmaster P: HEY JEFFREY I INVENTED A NEW GAME JUST NOW CALLED "HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPIES"
/ Jeffrey: That's just an upside-down bowl of smoke with some plastic hippies glued to it. / [[ Weedmaster P gestures to a large red 12-sided die floating in the air to his left. ]]
/ Weedmaster P: OH YOU'LL FIND IT'S MUCH MORE THAN THAT
/ Weedmaster P: ROLL THE DICE AND GET READY TO TAME THE WHITE DRAGON / [[ One of the hippies has fallen off the smoke dome and lays on its side on the table. Weedmaster P looks angrily at Jeffrey. ]]
/ Jeffrey: Wow, it's just like "Hungry Hungry Hippos" except you don't just dick around with it for half an hour then put it in the hall closet and not touch it again until someone dies.
/ Weedmaster P: DON'T YOU DARE BRING UP DEATH http://overcompensating.com/posts/20071004.html |
| Colón Day | [[ View of a tombstone that is carved with two pictures of sailing ships and the caption "CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS / HE FOUND AMERICA." It sits before the edge of a grave. ]] / [[ Jeffrey is climbing out of the grave. ]] / [[ Jeffrey is walking, dragging a skeleton by its right arm. The skeleton is wearing a wide-brimmed black hat and brown garments. ]] / [[ The skeleton and Joanna are seated before a television screen that shows a smiling blond woman alongside the caption "AMERICA'S MOST SMARTEST MODEL." Jeffrey points at the screen while angrily addressing the skeleton. ]]
/ Jeffrey: Look what you did. http://overcompensating.com/posts/20071008.html |
| Evil is Subjective | Weedmaster P: Americans can't build a car that stays together or a shoe that costs less than ten thousand dollars but boy howdy we sure can build one hell of an internet huh
/ Jeffrey: Yeah. / Jeffrey: America invented the internet because they were afraid Russia would drop bombs on us from outer space.
/ [[A bomb falls]] / Weedmaster P: Maybe some hype shit will get made because of the global war on terrors
/ Jeffrey: A vast computer network that believes in "evil", costs a billion dollars an hour and says the same 5 phrases over and over.
/ {{Underneath}} Instead of showing you pictures of cats Internet 5.0 will question your patriotism http://overcompensating.com/posts/20071009.html |
| Beers in Heaven | [[Yahweh is floating in Jeffrey's loungeroom]]
/ Jeffrey: Lord God, can a decent man get drunk up in heaven?
/ Yahweh: What? / Jeffrey: You know! Blitzed, buzzed, hammered, snockered! Can you do it? Or do you just suddenly think it's somehow not awesome to get loaded the minute you float into H-town? / Yahweh [[sitting down, drinking Pepsi]]: Well technically only your spirit goes to heaven so you CAN'T get drunk.
/ Jeffrey: Then how come I only think about this stuff when I'm drunk?
/ {{underneath - Will you hold my hand if I throw up in your car in heaven}} http://overcompensating.com/posts/20071010.html |
| The Truth About Chubacabras | [[ Weedmaster P and Jeffrey appear to be outdoors in front of an arched walkway. Weedmaster P wears a red cape, whereas Jeffrey is seated and seems to be naked. ]]
/ Weedmaster P: HEY JEFFREY DO CHUPACABRAS LAY EGGS
/ Jeffrey: Of course not. What do you think they are, mutant dogs? / [[ Jeffrey stands before a lectern in a darkened room. A slide depicting a black and white drawing of a large eyed, fanged and clawed beast is projected beside him. ]]
/ Narrator: MOMENTS LATER...
/ Jeffrey: I've called this emergency meeting to clear up some of the lies being spread by the liberal media regarding el Chupacabra. / [[ Jeffrey gestures to a new slide, which is a more photorealistic rendition of el Chupacabra. ]]
/ Jeffrey: The liberal media wants you to believe el Chupacabra is some kind of mutant dog-like thing. This is ludicrous to the point of insanity. / [[ The slide projection is gone, and now Jeffrey holds up a small white piece of paper in his left hand. ]]
/ Jeffrey: In reality, a group of visiting grey aliens accidentally left some of their pets here on Earth, and that's what Chupacabras are: abandoned alien pets, just tryin' to make their way home.
/ Jeffrey: Any questions? / [[ Weedmaster P and Baby raise their hands to ask questions. ]]
/ Weedmaster P: I HEARD THAT CHUPACABRAS CAN FLY ALSO IS THAT TRUE
/ Baby: I thought th' lib'ral medias was s'posed t' lie about ev'rything that happens in th' news t' undermine th' troops. / [[ Jeffrey rests his arms upon the lectern and says nothing.]] http://overcompensating.com/posts/20071012.html |
| Guest Art Courtesy Danny and Gary | Jeffrey: Got-dang it! All this preorderin' is a big ol' pain in the neck! I'm not doin' it so...
/ Jeffrey: Here is The Case of Mars(TM) in full! / Andre: Let's go to Mars!
/ Wigu: Hooray! / Andre: Here, Wigu, hold these screws while I fix the Googel Maverick.
/ Wigu: Woahh... FUDGE / Romy: Where did you learn that word? That's it! No one is going to Mars!
/ Quincy: Yeah!
/ Quincy: Wait... What? / Jeffrey: SNRKK!
/ Jeffrey: Wha- What? / Baby: Ya fell 'sleep watchin' "A Christmas Story"! Ag'in!
/ Jeffrey: Oh.
/ Weedmaster P: Dick-ass. http://overcompensating.com/posts/20071015.html |
| Tape | [[ Jeffrey is seated on a couch; Weedmaster P is wearing what looks to be a white tank-dress, matching shoes, and rubber gloves. He also holds a white angular u-shaped object that comes to a sharp point. ]]
/ Weedmaster P: HOW COME IN THE MOVIES WHEN YOU PUT TAPE ON SOMEBODY'S MOUTH THEY CAN'T SCREAM OR REMOVE IT WITH THEIR TONGUE?
/ Jeffrey: What? / Weedmaster P: DO THEY USE LIKE A SPECIAL KIND OF TAPE
/ Jeffrey: I don't know! When I get tape stuck on my mouth I just wiggle my tongue and lips and it comes right off! / [[ Jeffrey is now lying on his side on the floor with his back toward Weedmaster P, who stands behind him. ]] / [[ Weedmaster P turns away, his back to us, now only wearing a pair of white, form-fitting shorts or underwear. ]]
/ Jeffrey: The ball gag is in the dishwasher.
/ Weedmaster P: THANK YOU http://overcompensating.com/posts/20071016.html |
| My New Spa | [[ Jeffrey wears a toolbelt and hammers nails into a partially constructed wooden support. ]]
/ Baby: What're ye buildin' there, Jeffrey?
/ Jeffrey: I'm opening a new spa! / [[ Jeffrey throws his hammer (and his arms) up in the air. ]]
/ Jeffrey: And I'm going to specialize in products and practices from exotic places like Africa and the Middle East and Indonesia and South America! / [[ Jeffrey holds a wrench up in his left hand. Baby looks on. ]]
/ Jeffrey: I will call it "Ethnic Cleansing." http://overcompensating.com/posts/20071017.html |
| American America | Jeffrey: Uh, let me see if I'm getting this right... / Jeffrey: In this movie, the good guys outlaw abortion but make it illegal for the government to help when poor children are sick? / Jeffrey: And the good guys believe in Jesus very hard but kill innocent people because something their government might maybe do? / Jeffrey: I don't think anyone will believe this. It's too implausible.
/ George Bush: We'll put in a buncha 'splosions. / The movie is called "American America" http://overcompensating.com/posts/20071018.html |
| Dirty Words | [[ Presidential Jeffrey stands behind a lecturn in front of an American flag wearing a suit and tie. His hair is two-tone grey and he bears a day-glo red scar on his right cheek. ]]
/ Jeffrey: If I am elected President, it will be illegal to say the following words on the tee-vee: / Jeffrey: "Embolden."
/ Jeffrey: "Celebutante."
/ Jeffrey: "Moist." / [[ Rear view of Jeffrey reveals he is not wearing long pants and he has a sticker on his back. ]]
/ Jeffrey: The following words will be illegal to say in the same sentence: / Jeffrey: "Baby" and "Vegas."
/ Jeffrey: "Crunk" and "Batman." http://overcompensating.com/posts/20071019.html |
| Horse Sense | < http://overcompensating.com/posts/20071022.html |
| Doc Bronner | [[ Jeffrey is sitting at his drawing board(?) as Tallahassee Econolodge approaches holding a bottle of Dr. Bronner's All-One Pure Castille Soap. ]]
/ Tallahassee Econolodge: Jeffrey, you should use Dr. Bronner's All-One Pure Castille Soap!
/ Jeffrey: Man, I ain't usin' no crazy-ass hippy soap! / Tallahassee Econolodge: But Dr. Bronner's is all-organic and it gets you so clean they could build tiny computer chips in your butthole! / Tallahassee Econolodge: And Weedmaster P swears by it!
/ Jeffrey: He does? / [[ Weedmaster P is wearing a green shirt bearing the slogan "BUTT POWER." He is standing next to a bottle of Dr. Bronner's All-One Pure Castille Soap. ]]
/ Weedmaster P: SHIT http://overcompensating.com/posts/20071023.html |
| Fat Boy Slim | [[ Jeffrey is wearing pink underwear and pinching his love handles. ]]
/ Jeffrey: God dangit I'm fatter than I ever been in my whole stupid life. / [[ Jeffrey is now wearing a t-shirt and shorts; Baby has is at her computer. ]]
/ Jeffrey: Make a note, Commander Baby. I must exercise everyday and no more beer. Only tequila.
/ Baby: But t'quila's got just as much cal'ries as beer! / [[ Jeffrey leans forward standing on one leg with his arms outstretched. ]]
/ Jeffrey: That can't be true! Besides, I ain't gonna sit down with a 12-pack of tequila and end up three hours later, three-quarters done with it and squintin' at a Wikipedia article about AC/DC.
/ Jeffrey: I'm gonna be fightin'! / [[ Baby looks concerned. Jeffrey is sweating and holding a bottle of beer. ]]
/ Baby: But there's still a case 'a beer in th' office 'frigerator!
/ Jeffrey: My momma said wastin' food is a sin. http://overcompensating.com/posts/20071024.html |
| Fat Boy Slim | Jeffrey: God dangit I'm fatter than I ever been in my whole stupid life. / Jeffrey: Make a note, Commander Baby. I must exercise everyday and no more beer. Only tequila.
/ Baby: But t'quila's got just as much cal'ries as beer! / Jeffrey: That can't be true! Besides, I ain't gonna sit down with a 12-pack of tequila and end up three hours later, three-quarters done with it and squintin' at a wikipedia article about AC/DC.
/ Jeffrey: I'm gonna be fightin'! / Baby: But there's still a case 'a beer in th' office 'frigerator!
/ Jeffrey: My momma said wastin' food is a sin. / {{footnote: Actually after 8 cans of tequila they would be picking your teeth out of a slurpee machine}}
/ {{title text: The AC/DC article is only scoured after getting bored with the Poison article.}} http://overcompensating.com/posts/20071024/ |
| American Flag Lapel Pins | Jeffrey: Quick, everybody, put on an American Flag lapel pin!
/ Tallahassee: Why, Jeffrey?! / Jeffrey: If you don't wear one, people might think you're not a patriot! They might think you're a lib'ral or a commie or... a Muslim!
/ Weedmaster P: American Flag lapel pins are backstage passes to Freedom
/ Jeffrey: Yup! / Weedmaster P: Oh my god what if a terrorist got ahold of one of these
/ Jeffrey: My God. / Jeffrey: They could hijack a plane with one of these things! http://overcompensating.com/posts/20071025.html |
| Operating System | [[Jeffrey looking at his pink laptop, with a picture of a llama on it]] / [[Jeffrey sweating and pushing his welder's goggles back]] / [[Pink popup window on computer screen, with Joanna icon]]
/ Do you want the computer to remember what your password is
/ Yes
/ No
/ Uhhhh / [[Another pink popup]]
/ Are you sure because if you pressed "yes" you almost definitely mistyped your password
/ Go ahead
/ No wai
/ Restart / Jeffrey: Ass crap! http://overcompensating.com/posts/20071026.html |
| Hack Your Ass Off | Jeffrey: Okay, Paperklip and Caskade. This is gonna be our most extreme hack of all time. Are y'all ready?
/ Paperklip: True!
/ Caskade: Yep. / Jeffrey: The system we're hackin' tonight has quintuple-bypass redundancy BIOS gigahertz encryption. We are gonna have to hack our asses off! / Paperklip: I'm in!
/ Jeffrey: Smoove work, Paperklip. Hack that node!
/ Jeffrey: Hack the planet! / Caskade: See, Jeffrey! According to Wikipedia, "Weekend at Bernie's 3" never came out.
/ Jeffrey: Some days... the planet hacks thee. http://overcompensating.com/posts/20071029.html |
| Jesus vs T-Rex | Weedmaster P: Hey Jeffrey could ol' Jesus whup a T-Rex?
/ Jeffrey: Good question! I'll just call old -- YHWH
/ < http://overcompensating.com/posts/20071030.html |
| Jesus vs T-Rex | Weedmaster P: Hey Jeffrey could ol' Jesus whup a T-Rex?
/ Jeffrey: Good question! I'll just call old -- YHWH
/ < http://overcompensating.com/posts/20071030.html |
| Halloween 2007 | Baby: Jeffrey, it's hallerweens! How come y' ehn't got on a costume?
/ Jeffrey: Hallerween ain't got nothin' to offer a dang old growed-up adult dude... / Baby: Sure it does! Hallerweens's about corruptin' God-fearin' Christian kids with images of devils an' witches! An' takin' regular scary things an' takin' regular scary things an' makin' sexy costums out of 'em!
/ Jeffrey: Sexy regular evil things? / Narrator: Later that night...
/ Jeffrey: Did that lady dressed as Bill O'Reilly beat me up because of the bin Laden thing or the cross-dressing thing?
/ Weedmaster P: That was actually the real Bill O'Reilly http://overcompensating.com/posts/20071031.html |
| You Can Tell | Jeffrey: I've decided that you can tell everything there is to know about someone by their last five Wikipedia searches.
/ Jeffrey: I'll go first. / Jeffrey: "Chupacabra", "Genocide", "Salt-n-Pepa", "Taco Sauce", and "Extra-Sensory Perception."
/ Weedmaster P: "Jon Benet Ramsey" "Rap-Rock" "Demons" "Woodchipper" and "Phyliss Diller"
/ Baby: "Faeries", "Ponies", "Interventions", "Demonic Possessions" an' "Birds!"
/ Weedmaster P: God what is wrong with me / Tallahassee: I refuse to use Wikipedia on account of it being almost completely useless.
/ Jeffrey: Well then who searched for "Rapture" and "Uncontainable Pandemic?"
/ Joanna: [Pentagram] http://overcompensating.com/posts/20071101.html |
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