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Japan O'Clock [[ Weedmaster P and Baby are on the couch watching television. Jeffrey enters the room. ]] / Jeffrey: Hey are you guys watchin' TV? Man, I don't even know what they show on TV anymore. / Baby: This is "Everybody Has To Be Nice To Brian." / Baby: It's about this mean, rude kid called Brian who everybody thinks they have to be nice to 'cause he's retarded. / Weedmaster P: RETARDED LIKE A FOX / [[ Baby is now making a jumping "Japanese Anime Hero In Flight" pose. ]] / Baby: Then it's "Japan O'Clock!" / Weedmaster P: "JAPAN O'CLOCK" IS A SEQUENCE OF EXTREMELY BRIGHT COLORS THAT MAKES 30 MINUTES PASS IN ONE SECOND. / {{ Oddly, Weedmaster P's dialogue here contains punctuation }} / Jeffrey: It's like Mind-Tequila. / Weedmaster P: AFTER THAT IS "AMERICAN SCREAMING CONTEST" / Baby: It's based on the popular European show "Euro-Holler." / Weedmaster P: THEY ARE JUDGED BY AN ASSHOLE, A DRUNK, AND A FAT GUY WHO TRIES TOO HARD / Jeffrey: Man, if TV was this awesome when I was a kid I'd be the fattest little bastard on Earth. / Baby: Actually watchin' TV now make ye so nervous ye actually burn calories. / Weedmaster P: ALSO WATCHING THE NEWS MAKES YOU THROW UP
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Butt Pewpiez [[ Shirtless Jeffrey has excitement lines emanating from his head ]] / Jeffrey: So this is what havin' a billion dollar idea feels like! / [[ Two broadly smiling boys are playing outside, each holding variously sized brown colored orbs. The words "NEW" and "Butt Pewpiez!" appear at the top of the frame ]] / Narrator: months later... / Boy #1: Wow! / Boy #1: Awesome! / Boy #2: Yay! / Boy #1: All right! / [[ Boy #1 is kneeling beside his bead in prayer. Four brown roundish shapes are sitting on the bed before him. ]] / Narrator: COLLECT THEM ALL. TM / Boy #1: I'm prayin' for Butt Pewpiez! / Narrator: COLLECT THEM ALL. / [[ An advertisement for Power Tongz. Th device is red with electronic elements and red and green LEDs. ]] / Caption: NEW POWER TONGZ TM / Caption: ULTRA GRABZ(R) WITH LIGHTZ AND SOUND F-X! / << BZZZZZZ >> / << BZZZZZ >> / Caption: NOW LOUDER AND GRABBIER TM / [[ Boy #1 is hugging a beige case to his chest. A rainbow arcs behind him into snow-capped mountains. Two brown orbs and a pair of red tongs are on the ground nearby. ]] / Narrator: EDUCATIONAL, TOO! / Boy #1: I love my Butt Pewpiez TM Burger King TM carrying case that holds twenty five Butt Pewpiez! / [[ Jeffrey talking into a speaker phone. ]] / Narrator: MEANWHILE / Jeffrey: What do you mean you can't find a piece of diamond large enough to carve a yacht out of?
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Time Trubble Part Negative Three [[ Jeffrey and Weedmaster P are in what looks like an airplane hangar. Jeffrey is looking dapper in a white long-sleeved shirt, white hat, and red suspenders and tie. He is at his computer as Weedmaster P looks on (Weedmaster P's shirt has an arrow pointing towards his head and the caption "INSERT TACO"). A security camera console is behind them. ]] / Jeffrey: One time Alfred Einstein said he doesn't know what kind of weapons they'll use for World War 3 but World War 4 will be fought with sticks and stones / Weedmaster P: YOU GOT TO TRUST THAT ALFRED EINSTEIN / Weedmaster P: DO YOU THINK A GLOBO-NUCALER LOLOCAUST WILL RETURN US TO THE MAGICAL AGE OF WIZARDS AND DRAGONS / [[ Jeffrey stands to unveil the rest of his ensemble: white shorts and shoes, exposing the large spider bite scar on his right shin. Weedmaster P's shirt has changed: the arrow now points to his crotch with the caption "RECEIVE POOPS" ]] / Jeffrey: Probably! Alfred Einstein always means what he says. / Weedmaster P: LET'S DO IT THEN LET'S START WORLD WAR THREE / [[ Jeffrey runs after Weedmaster P, whose is shown poking his head out of a room. There is a sign on the wall depicting a mushroom cloud and fleeing man and the caption "ESCALATION EVENT INCOMING" (?) ]] / Jeffrey: Weedmaster P, wait! I'm not ready to die! / Weedmaster P: YO WE AIN'T GONNA DIE / Weedmaster P: WE'LL BE IN A SAFE PLACE / [[ Jeffrey talks to Weedmaster P, who is holding a grey device in his hands. ]] / Jeffrey: Don't you want to see how bad this Orwellian nightmare gets before World War 3 breaks out naturally? / Weedmaster P: NO WAY I'M GONNA USE MY TIME MACHINE / [[ View of the time machine in Weedmaster P's hands. It has two antennae with electricity arcing between them. There are red and green indicator lights, and the display reads "SEPTEMBER 11 2001" ]] / Jeffrey (off-panel): Wait why don't you just go back to the time when dragons and wizards existed the first time? / Weedmaster P: WHAT
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Time Trubble Part Two Tallahassee: Someone just crashed a plane into Ronald McDonald House! / Jeffery: Weedmaster P! / [[ Weedmaster P is holding his time machine ]] / Weedmaster P, not only is Ronald McDonald not a world leader, he's a fictional character who doesn't even live at the Ronald McDonald House. / Weedlmaster P: My bad / / Tallahassee: What's going on? / Jeffery: Weedmaster P is trying to instigage World War 3 with his time machine. / [[ Scene switches to a Futuristic space scene with Jeffery and Tallahassee in space suits ]] / Tallahassee: Why aren't you stopping him? / Jeffery: Well technically if you go back in time and change the past it's just "the way it goes" / [[ Scene switches to Futuristic scene with Tallahassee and Jeffery in Nazi outfits ]] / Jeffery: ScheiBe! / [[ Scene switches to a prehistoric era with Tallahassee as a cave woman with a club and Jeffery tied up with a giant nose ring ]] / Jeffery: He must be stopped.
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Time Trubble Part Three [[Jeffrey, Tallahassee and Weedmast P are standing in the distant past. Jeffrey is wearing what appear to be animal skins for a bottom and is shirtless with long, ruffled hair. He also has a large golden ring in his nose. Tallahassee is similar in appearance, wearing animal skins as a sort of bikini. Weedmaster P is weraing his usual green t-shirt.]] / Jeffrey: What the heck is going on? / Weedmaster P: I WENT BACK IN TIME AND STARTED WORLD WAR 3 / Weedmaster P: IT ENDED OVER A HUNNERD YEARS AGO / Tallahassee: So...we're in the future? / [[Jeffrey is shown punching Weedmaster on the side of his head]] / Weedmaster P: I WOULD THINK SO I MEAN LOOK THERE'S DRAGONS IN THE SKY / Jeffrey: You fool! There's no such things as dragons, they're just mythical! / [[Weedmaster P points to a flying green creature]] / Weedmaster P: THEN WHAT DO YOU CALL THAT / Green Creature: AWK! / [[An unknown female caveman is shown holding a piece of raw meat which appears to be a steak. She is also poking her left eye with her left hand. Weedmaster P stands some distance from her in the background.]] / Female Caveman: Ook ook / Weedmaster P: AWESOME THAT'S A FEMALE CAVEMAN IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME I'M GONNA SCORE ME SOME CAVE-TRIM / [[Jeffrey and Tallahasse are standing next to each other]] / Jeffrey: Wait, Weedmaster P! If she isn't sufficiently evolved it might be considered bestiality! / Tallahassee: Or incest! / Jeffrey: Or both! / [[The female caveman is shown walking away and Weedmaster P has his back to her and is facing the viewer of the comic]] / Weedmaster P: THAT'S WHAT MAKES IT HOT
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Time Trubble Part Nine Hundred [[ Caveman Jeffrey and Cavewoman Tallahassee are in a forest, dressed in animal skins. Jeffrey has a gold nose ring. ]] / Jeffrey: I don't think Weedmaster P caused World War 3 at all! I think he moved the present to the past! / Tallahassee Econolodge: Then why are we here? And why do we know how to talk? / [[ Weedmaster P is in the foreground rutting with a "female caveman" ]] / Weedmaster P, the way everything was before you changed time is the way it's supposed to be. It's not supposed to be how it is now. / Weedmaster P: I'M BUSY / [[ Jeffrey gestures with his hand at a vast natural landscape. ]] / Jeffrey: The anti-depressant-addled masses are supposed to be watching shitty TV shows while being ruled by dishonest, greedy aristocrats. Not... this. / [[ Weedmaster P is wearing underwear and putting on a green shirt. ]] / Weedmaster P: YEAH THIS PLACE SUCKS ALL THESE CAVE WIMMINZ IS HAIRIER THAN FULL GROWN ITALIAN DUDES / Tallahassee Econolodge: Well how do we get back?! / [[ Weedmaster P is fully dressed now, holding the time machine. ]] / Weedmaster P: ALLS WE GOTS TO DO IS GO BACK AND STOP ME FROM DIGGIN UP THIS DANG OLD TIME MACHINE IN THE FIRST PLACE / Jeffrey: No! / [[ Green-shirted, clear-eyed Weedmaster P from the present confronts his former, red-shirted self, who is holding a shovel. ]] / Narrator: THREE YEARS AGO / Weedmaster P (present): IF I WAS YOU I WOULD NOT DIG THERE AND I AM YOU / Weedmaster P (past): AAH / [[ A view of a partially dug hole in the ground. Weedmaster P of the past walks away. A raccoon stands near the hole. ]] / Weedmaster P (past): WEIRD / [[ Female caveman appears to be pregnant, holding a red apple in front of a smiling snake. ]] / Narrator: THE DISTANT PAST...
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TubeCat [[Joanna is lying on the rug. Tubecat approaches.]] / Tubecat: Hey. / Joanna: Hello. / Tubecat: Hey. I'm Tubecat. / Tubecat: There's a scratch ticket worth $10 in this tube. / Joanna: How did you get stuck in the tube? / [[Silent penultimate panel]] / Tubecat: There was a scratch ticket worth $10 in this tube. / {{title text: TubeCat is voluntary Bonsai Kitty.}} / {{undertext: when tubecat gets out of the tube he's going to look like a caterpillar}} / {{Hey Jeffrey, is there an official type name for the tiny text under the strip?}} / {{And should it be all lowercase 'cause it's tiny, or all uppercase 'cause it's all uppercase?}} / {{I am confused, uncertain, and monomaniacally obsessive.}}
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Impeach Bush [[ Jeffrey is lying in a hammock with Joanna on his chest. They are both wearing conical red hats. Weedmaster P stands nearby. ]] / Weedmaster P: HA HA IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY AGAIN ASS-BACK THAT MEANS YOU OWE ME FIVE DOLLARS / Jeffrey: Just take it out of that can next to the toilet that says "Wisdom Tooth Extraction Fund." / Jeffrey: I know your birthday is supposed to be all fun but all it does is remind me I'm a dying fish-monkey that's stuck to a violent spaceball who got squirted out of a drunk man. / [[ Jeffrey is wearing his cowboy hat, a guitar slung over his shoulders. Joanna lays on her side atop a keyboard. Music is in the air... ]] / Jeffrey: All right stop! Collaborate and listen / It's my birthday make the genitals glisten / Will it ever stop? Yo, I think verily / When everything returns to a tiny singularity / Or a black hole, or we're all in the Matrix / Yo it's my birthday get a stripper not another dominatrix - Impeach Bush! / Jeffrey: Thank you Japan!
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How Come I Hate Dogs [[ Jeffrey, sitting in a warehouse(?) ]] / Jeffrey: I know I'm not supposed to, but... / << WOOF WOOF >> / << WOOF >> / Jeffrey: God damnit I hate dogs. / [[ A mailbox labeled "ROWLANDS" next to a dirt path in front of a small house ]] / Narrator: YEARS EARLIER IN NORTHEAST OKLAHOMA... / [[ A mustachioed Baby Jeffrey, dressed in a flour sack bunting, is lying on a stained mattress on the floor. A yellow dog raises its hind leg as if to urinate on the child. ]]
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Overthrow The Government [[ Jeffrey is holding a sword in his left hand, with Joanna tucked under his right arm. He is wearing what looks like a bike helmet and some sort of shoulder padding. ]] / Jeffrey: Tallahassee, the dang government's outta control. We gotta take it to the streets and overthrow the government! / Tallahassee Econolodge: You'll be hog-tied in a cargo plane faster than Fox News can say "al-Qaeda." / [[ Jeffrey no longer has his padding, the sword, or Joanna. Tallahassee is holding a metal tube. ]] / Jeffrey: Man, George Washington didn't put up with this shit when he didn't want to pay his taxes. / Tallahassee Econolodge: The British Monarchy didn't have laser-guided satellite nuclear lasers, and they wore fancy red suits. / Jeffrey: Honestly I just want to overthrow the government because I thought you'd like that for your birthday. / Tallahassee Econolodge: It's the thought that counts. / Jeffrey: No it's not. / Tallahassee Econolodge: I know.
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Old Maggot Hands [[ Jeffrey and Weedmaster P are both wearing black Naruto-style headbands with black and white logos displaying in the center of their foreheads. Weedmaster P is also wearing an orange and navy colored track suit. Baby's hair is pink and she is sitting on a couch in the background. Jeffrey's headband shows the Mars symbol; Weedmaster P's shows the Chevrolet logo. ]] / Jeffrey: Oh crap! I totally forgot I'm taking a "vacation" next week and I don't have any guest comics lined up! / Baby: Vacation from what? / Weedmaster P: JESUS CHRIST A MAGGOT JUST CRAWLED ON MY HAND / Weedmaster P: I HAVE TO CUT MY HAND OFF NOW / [[ Jeffrey reaches out to Weedmaster P. Jeffrey's headband now shows the Batman logo. ]] / Jeffrey: No, Weedmaster P! I need your hand. I need you to make guest comics for me while I'm away! / Weedmaster P: LET GO OF ME / [[ A widely smiling Baby now appears front frame, her right hand helf up with her index and middle fingers erect in a peace/V-for-victory gesture and eyes squinched shut. Weedmaster P's headband now shows the McDonald's "M" logo. ]] / {{ It's not clear what is Jeffrey's headband logo in this frame }} / Weedmaster P: WAIT IS IT OKAY IF I MAKE THE COMICS WHEN I AM SUPER DUPER HIGH / Jeffrey: That's our Weedmaster P!
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Dream Quest {{ This comic was posted by "Baby Lamé" }} / [[ A black and white scanned image of an outhouse, with captions. ]] / Caption: JEFFREY IS IN A TRAILER PARK IN OKLAHOMA WHERE THEY AINT GOT INTERNET SO HE FAXED ME A PICTURE AND SAID MAKE A COMIC ABOUT IT / Caption: THIS IS WHERE OKLAHOMA PEOPLE CRAP I GUESS / [[ A black and white scanned image of a statue depicting a flower-wreathed maiden wearing an off-the-shoulder flowing gown, with captions. ]] / Caption: OKAY I USED TO LIVE IN OKLAHOMA BUT I LIVED IN THE CITY AND I DIDN'T SEE A TREE UNTIL I WAS ALMOST FIFTEEN YEARS OLD I THOUGHT IT WAS A MONSTER THEN MY DAD SAID IT WAS / Caption: I HAD A DREAM THE OTHER NIGHT THAT I KILLED AN OLD LADY AND I TOLD BABY I DID IT ON ACCIDENT BUT ACTUALLY I DID IT ON PURPOSE IN THE DREAM / Caption: HER OLD HEAD WAS STILL ALIVE AND YELLIN AT ME BUT I WAS LIKE YOU CAN'T CALL THE COPS
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This Is Stupid [[ Jeffrey is on vacation. In all three panels, "Jeffrey" is depicted as a series of geometric shapes configured to resemble a human figure (oval for head, rectangles for arms and torso, etc.). ]] / Title: OKLAHOMA ADVENTURES / Jeffrey: HI I'M JEFFREY ROWLAND AND I AM EITHER REALLY HAPPY OR OR REALLY SAD DEPENDING ON WHAT DAY IT IS / Jeffrey: IT IS QUIRKY / [[ Jeffrey now holds what looks like a bottle of liquour ]] / Jeffrey: MY COMIC IS CALLED "OVER COMPENSATED" BECAUSE OF THE WAY I ALWAYS BEHAVE EXTREMELY INAPPROPRIATELY TO COVER UP MY HORRIBLE SOCIAL AWKWARDNESS / [[ Jeffrey has red eyes ]] / Jeffrey: OH NO THE GOVERNMENT IS GOING TO TAKE AWAY YOUR RIGHTS OH NO / Jeffrey: I THINK I KNOW MORE THAN GOD
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CRAP [[The first panel is drawings of a naked guy with angel wings from the front and back]] / [[The second panel is Batman and Weedmaster P. Batman is holding a sign that says]] / HOES B4 BROZ / [[The third panel has Weedmaster P and a guy in a Muscle Beach shirt]] / Hey you guys how you like my new look / Show me da EISNER / [[The fourth panel is a bunch of metal-band logos of things that Jeffery talks about a lot]] / [[The last three panels are a back-and-forth dialogue between Garfield and Jon from the "Garfield" comic. In the last panel, Jon has a tattoo on his chest that says "live free"]] / Jon, I can't feel my legs / It doesn't matter / Jon all these years of ennui and a completely inappropriate diet have led to my feline diabetes / My body is a road map to hell
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DOIN THANGS [[DOIN THANGS]] / Weedmaster P: BOY IT SURE IS HARD DOING YOUR JOB JEFFREY IT'S LIKE BEING AN EXPERT ASTRONAUT BRAIN SCIENTIST MAGICIAN EXCEPT IT'S ABOUT A BILLION TIMES HARDER / Jeffrey: OY GET BENT YOU BLEEDIN BUGER / [[NOTE: JEFFREY IS NOT BRITISH HE JUST TALKS LIKE THAT BECAUSE HE THINK IT MAKES HIM SOUND SMART]] / {{HAUL-ASS}} / Baby: OH ALLO OH CRIMINY WHAT'S ALL THIS THEN MATES / Weedmaster P: BE HONEST BABY HOW COME YOU NEVER HOOKED UP WITH JEFFREY IS IT BECAUSE HE SUCKS / Baby: JEFFREY IS DRUNK ALL THE TIME AND TALKS ABOUT THE GOVERNMENT ALL THE TIME / Weedmaster P: (thinking) IROQZ / Baby: DID YOU HEAR ABOUT LINSY LOHANNE "OOPS SHE DID IT AGAIN" / Weedmaster P: BE HONEST BABY HOW COME YOU NEVER HOOKED UP WITH JEFFREY IS IT BECAUSE HE SUCKS / Weedmaster P: GOD DAMMIT HOW COME EVERYBODY JUST TALKS ABOUT RICH WHORES ALL THE TIME / [[BIG BEAR]] / [[Doin Thangs]] / Weedmaster P: ALBUM REVIEW CORNER: THIS ALBUM ABOUT A MAN WHO DRINKS ALCOHOL WITH BEARS THAT SMOKE AND WEAR SUNGLASSES AND JEWELRY / Weedmaster P: IT DOESN'T MATTER ABOUT THE SONGS
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The Mark Somewhere In Oklahoma... / Spider 1: The Boy Who Lives has returned? Are you sure it is him? / Spider 2: Look! He bears the scar! / {{Harry Potter themed guest comic}}
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Bacon N' Gravy [[ A man with bushy eyebrows and moustache/goatee, wearing a "MURKA" trucker cap and red sleeveless t-shirt with the Union Jack on the front, is eating bacong and gravy like it's chips and salsa. Particles of food are stuck in his facial hair. ]] / Narrator: DENNY'S - LOCUST GROVE, OK / [[ Jeffrey and Mashley are seated at a booth, watching the man. On the table before them are a pickle with a bite out of it and what appears to be a single pink shrimp. ]] / Jeffrey: Mashley, look! That guy is eatin' bacon and gravy like it's chips and salsa! / [[ The man is still eating bacon and gravy; a hideously scarred waitress with green hair approaches with a serving carafe. ]] / Man: What the hell you kids lokin' at? Y'all probably don't even support the troops. / Waitress: Freshen up your bourbon? / Jeffrey: Of course we support the troops but we believe the war is just a stepping stone in the west's evil plot to gentrify the Middle East. / Mashley: Yeah. / [[ The man narrows his eyes. ]] / Man: ... / Man: You get the hell out of my country. / [[ Jeffrey and Mashley begin to leave the restaurant. ]] / [[ Jeffrey and Mashley turn around to face the man again. Mashley is now holding a knife. ]] / Jeffrey: Hey wait a minute we're Indians. / Mashley: You get out of our country, crapface!
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Pump Up The Jam Jeffrey: Weedmaster P, I just saw Joanna dancing and singing! / Weedmaster P: NO WAY THAT DAMN CAT JUST LAYS AROUND / Jeffrey: That's what I thought, too! / [[ Jeffrey and Weedmaster P are looking at Joanna, who is lying prostrate on a bed with a green and white polka-dotted bedspread. ]] / Jeffrey: Dangit, now she won't do nothin'! / Weedmaster P: MAYBE YOU WERE HALLUCINATING FROM TAKING TAMIFLU / [[ Jeffrey is holding Joanna in front of his face and shaking her. ]] / Dance you adorable bastard! Dance like you're in an animated ad for an online mortgage company!
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Ticks On My Harbl [[Jeffrey is sitting naked, junk obscured]] / Text box: Somethin'happened in Oklahoma that I wasn't actually gonna say nothin' about... / Jeffrey: Aw, man. / Text box: I got a tick on me... / [[Jeffrey is laying on a hospital gurney, agitated, as a woman looks on, worried]] / Text box: Now the last time I got bit by a bug... / Jeffrey: OH MY GOD ARE YOU GONNA HAFTA CHOP MY LEG OFF!? / Woman: ...Maybe. / Text box: 2004! / [[Jeffrey is running across a stream in the wildnerness, agitated]] / Text box: Now, a tick ain't the same thing as a fiddleback spider, but... / Jeffrey: I''M GONNA GET LYME DISEASE / ON MY BOZACK!! / THEY GONNA CHOP OFF MY BOZACK!! / {{Caption: "I'm not certain the only cure for lyme disease is bozacketomy but I'm not a doctor." Alt-text: "Oh noes."}}
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Boom Chik Bop Bop Boom Jeffrey: Tallahassee, you're a racism specialist... if I hate "Reggaeton" music so much that if I could somehow "unmake" it I would cut off my own head does that make me racist? / Tallahassee Econolodge: Hmm... / Tallahassee Econolodge: That depends... is an entire genre of music that uses the same irritating beat that is only heard blasting from lowered Hondas considered a race? / [[ Jeffrey places his hand on Tallahassee's shoulder as she squints and smiles; Weedmaster P enters the room. ]] / Jeffrey: That's good, Tallahassee! You're loosenin' up! / Weedmaster P: HEY GUYS I FIGURED OUT HOW TO ENJOY REGGAETON MUSICS / [[ Blood trickles down the left side of Weedmaster P's face as he holds a small piece of brain tissue in his right hand ]] / Weedmaster P: YOU J-J-JUST REMOVE THIS PART OF YOUR B-B-B-BRAIN
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OVERCOMPENSATING: The Journal Comic With a Seething Disdain for Reality. Weedmaster P: Oh dear lord help us China is trying to kill us by putting poison in ordinary household objects / Jeffrey: Well Maybe if greedy American corporations didn't exploit cheap foreign labor without regard for human rights they wouldn't have a good reason to want to. / Jeffrey: It ain't like a millionaire executive's gotta scrounge up nickels for off-brands. / Narrator: Meanwhile at a faraway factory... / Chinese Man: / Chinese Woman:
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Priori-Tease [[ Jeffrey is standing behind a podium, which has a "TOPATO CO" sign taped to its front. He is shirtless and wearing a red tie, an he gestures to a PowerPoint slide projected behind him. ]] / Jeffrey: Employees, thank you for coming. This here is a list of priorities we should be following as a civilized people. / PowerPoint Slide: HELP NEEDY / RESPECT/SAVE/PROTECT ENVIRONMENT / WORK TOGETHER / SHARE KNOWLEDGE/RESOURCES / RESPECT DIFFERENCES / FUTURE GENERATIONS / Jeffrey: And here is a list of priorities we are actually following as a civilized society. / PowerPoint Slide: LAUGH / CLAP/GIT-R-DUN / CHEEZBURGER / EJACULATE / KNOW WHAT PARIS HILTON IS DOING [AT ALL] TIMES / Jeffrey: Questions? / [[ Weedmaster P raises his hand; He is wearing a Doctor Monkey shirt. Baby smiles and holds some sort of round black object. ]] / Weedmaster P: HOW COME "EJACULATE" IS SO FAR DOWN ON THAT LIST IS YOU SOME KINDA HOMO / Baby: Somebody bumped Paris' car with a shopping cart but it didn't cause any damage.
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A Natural High [[ Weedmaster P sits cross-legged atop a tall cabinet(?) as Jeffrey talks to him from the floor below. ]] / Jeffrey: Hey man, do you got any weed? I wanna be all high and listen to Neutral Milk Hotel and think about dolphins. / Weedmaster P: NO ARE YOU KIDDING THAT STUFF IS ILLEGAL AND EXPENSIVE / [[Jeffrey begins to climb onto the cabinet; he wears a single white glove on his right hand. ]] / Jeffrey: But you're high all the time... and your name is "Weedmaster P." / Weedmaster P: I AM CALL ED THAT NAME BECAUSE I HAVE MASTERED THE ABILITY TO CONTROL MY BRAIN ACTIVITY TO MIMIC THE EFFECT OF REEFERS / Jeffrey: Natural high! / [[ Jeffrey is hoisting himself atop the cabinet; Weedmaster P has sprouted fairy wings and hovers in the air. ]] / Jeffrey: Come on man! You're unbelievably high right now and I smell doobies. / Weedmaster P: IT'S IN A SECRET COMPARTMENT UNDER YOUR DESK
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Quantum Theoretical Probabilities Jeffrey: Holy crap I just remembered I came up with the idea for Netflix like ten years ago! / Weedmaster P: WHY DIDN'T YOU START IT UP THEN DICK ASS / Jeffrey: Three words: Dumb. Drunk. Hick. / [[ Weedmaster P holds a glowing crystal ball. ]] / Weedmaster P: WOULD YOU LIKE TO GAZE INTO MY QUANTUM ORB OF THEORETICAL PROBABILITIES TO SEE HOW YOUR LIFE WOULD BE DIFFERENT IF YOU HAD / Jeffrey: O wise orb, give up tha theoriez. / [[ A tombstone in the grass, engraved with a smiling face with its tongue sticking out of the corner of its mouth, a Darwin/Christ fish with feet, and a peeing Calvin. There is a crushed drink can on the ground. ]] / Tombstone Inscription: JEFFREY ROWLAND DIED OF A DRUG OVERDOSE IN THE STOMACH OF A WHALE WITH ABOUT 50 HOOKERS. HIS HEARD EXPLODED SO HARD IT KILLED THE WHALE, TOO. / Jeffrey: Get the real time machine. / Weedmaster P: I THINK I ACCIDENTALLY WARSHED IT
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Opposites Attract Baby: Accordin' t' this internet, evil is 800% stronger than last time they checked. / Jeffrey: That's a humongous, teaming, putrid pile of bullcrap. There ain't no such thing as evil, it's all perspectives! / Baby: What about terr'ists? They ehn't good! Commander Guy said they's evil doers! / [[Jeffrey speaks in mid-somersault]] / Jeffrey: And the terraristos think we're evil! If people keep thinkin' other people are evil then we're just gonna keep punchin' each other in the nuts until everything blows up. / Baby: Jeffrey there has to be evil! You can't have good unless you got a little evil! / Jeffrey: Not everything has to have an equal opposite, Baby. Like "annoying." What's the opposite of annoying? / Baby: Bitchin'. / Jeffrey: Oh. Right.
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Bananarama [[ Ray Comfort and Weedmaster P are standing in a natural landscape. Ray is holding a half peeled banana in his left hand. ]] / Ray Comfort: The banana fits perfectly in the human hand! It's irrefutable evidence that God exists and he loves us! / Weedmaster P: MY DINGALING WILL ALSO FIT RIGHT IN YOUR HAND / [[ Ray Comfort throws the banana away and slaps his head ]] / Ray Comfort: Oh no! / Weedmaster P: ALSO YOUR BUTT
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Crack Head Weedmaster P: MAN I'M TIRED OF ALL THIS BULLSHIT I'M GONNA START SMOKIN' CRACK AS A HOBBY / Jeffrey: You shouldn't do that, Weedmaster P. You know how you get sometimes. / Weedmaster P: YEAH / Weedmaster P: AT LEAST WHEN I'M ALL CRACKED OUT I'LL HAVE A GOOD EXCUSE WHEN I GO COMPLETELY HOG WILD / The next day / Weedmaster P: OH MY GOD YOU GUYS CRAC IS SO MUCH SMOOTHER WHEN YOU SMOKE IT OUT OF A HOLLOWED-OUT BABY / Jeffrey: That's our Weedmaster P!
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The War On Non-Americans Jeffrey: You may enter my chamber, Vermont Pete. / Vermont Pete: Jeffrey did you hear the one about the harmless douchebags that talked some shit about blowin' up an airport? / Jeffrey: Nope. / Vermont Pete: Even though it wasn't remotely possible for them to do it they got charged with terrorism and will spend the rest of their lives in a secret prison. / Jeffrey: Heh heh.... / Vermont Pete: The punchline is it's happened more than once and the government makes it out as a big victory. / Jeffrey: Tee hee. / Vermont Pete: Also the douchebags get free medical and dental carea nd you have to pay for it. / Jeffrey: HA HA HA
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Harley Topic [[Jeffrey in a World War I German Army hat with a spike on it and a black leather vest like Harley Davidson Motorcycle riders wear is carrying Joanna the undead cat, who is wearing a brown leather vest. He is talking to Tallahasee Econolodge, who is stretching or doing yoga and she is using her left hand to bend her left leg almost straight up to her head. There are standing in front of the FULL THROTTLE SALOON]] / Jeffrey: Check it out Tallahassee! Me and Joanna are gonna get a Harley and become Harley riders! / Tallahassee: Jeffrey, do you have any idea how much a Harley-Davidson costs? / Jeffrey: Two hundred bucks? / [[Just Tallahassee in the scene with her right leg wrapped around her head in a yoga position. A "WELCOME TO Stu..." sign is partially obscured but visible the background.]] / Tallahassee: Take the minimum amount of money required for a family of three to earn annually in order not to be considered impoverished, multiply it by three and you've got a decent base model. / Tallahassee: Paint job and "lifestyle accessories" sold separately. / [[Jeffrey without his spiked hat, still holding Joanna and facing a yoga performing Tallahassee who is holding her right leg straight up next to her head with her right hand. Still the FULL THROTTLE SALOON in the background.]] / Jeffrey: But motorcycle go vroom! Leather jacket tuff guys! / Tallahassee: The only difference between owning a Hummer and a Harley is the chain store where you buy the uniform. / {{title test- Harley Topic}} / {{text under panels - THE CURENT POVERTY LINE FOR A FAMILY OF THREE IS $16,600 }}
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Ban Gay Fetuses Weedmaster P: JEFFREY YOU SAID YOU WAS GONNA RUN FOR PRESIDENT: AIN'T YOU GONNA DO THAT / Jeffrey: There ain't no sense in tryin'. we're all gonna get smashed by a asteroid or somethin' in 2012. / Weedmaster P: BUT EVERYBODY IS ALREADY DECIDING AND ACTUALLY THERE'S A CHANCE THAT DOUCHEBAG THAT FUCKED UP MASSACHUSETTS MIGHT WIN / Jeffrey: I HAve to save America! I have to save The World! / Weedmaster P: OOPS IT TURN OUT YOU AIN'T RICH ENOUGH TO WIN AND ALSO YOU AIN'T GOT NO CORPORATE SPONSOR / Jeffrey: We gotta invent a new energy source! / Weedmaster P: THEY'LL SHOOT YOU. / {{Mitt 'Hair Head' Romney sure does hate it when them queers get hitched.}}
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