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| TAKE EM OUT PAT | I'M GONNA TAKE OUT PAT ROBERTSON!
/ ARE YOU SAYING YOU'RE GONNA ASSASSINATE PAT ROBERTSON?
/ NO, I MEAN "TAKE HIM OUT." LIKE, TO DINNER. MAYBE HE'S HUNGRY. http://overcompensating.com/posts/20050825.html |
| WEBCEST STRIKES AGAIN | Jeffrey: Taxachusetts...
/ Jeffrey: tuberculosis...
/ Jeffrey: Webcest... / Crissy Moran: Jeffrey, why are you wasting your time! The world needs your word right now! The world needs... webcest!
/ Jeffrey: Wow! Crissy Moran! / Crissy Moran: Do it before somebody else does!
/ Multi-breasted Rat-warrior... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20050826.html |
| WILL YOU HELP ME BUY A NEW CAMERA | Jeffrey: Well, I've been stalling for over a week so it's prob'ly time to explore my haunted basement! / Jeffrey: ...but it's dark down there... and I'm poor now and I don't have a camera... If only the internet would buy a camera for me! / Baby: Jeffrey, it's just an old basement why do ye a camera... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20050827.html |
| OF BUTTS AND HUTS | Weedmaster P: I'M A NERD AND YOU'RE A TURD I LIVE IN A HUT AND YOU LIVE IN A BUTT
/ Jeffrey: Ha ha! I didn't know that nerds lived in huts! / Weedmaster P: OF COURSE THEY DO YOU LIVE IN A HUT AFTER ALL
/ Jeffrey: Wait, I thought you said I was a turd and as a result I live in a butt. / Weedmaster... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20050828.html |
| OPPRESS THE NOVICE | [[Weedmaster P is hunched over his computer]]
/ WEEDMASTER P: Gotta get in there gotta level up
/ JEFFREY: Hey Weedmaster P are you "pwning teh n00bxorz"? / [[Weedmaster P hits Jeffrey in the face with a tire iron]]
/ < http://overcompensating.com/posts/20050830.html |
| VOTE FOR SCARFACE | [[Jeffrey and the Poopmonster are in the office]]
/ Jeffrey: I've got it! I'll change my name to Kerry Edwards so I can run for president and save money on bumper stickers!
/ The Poopmonster: Dammit, I was about 10 seconds from thinking of that! / [[Jeffrey is an old politician in a suit with a scar on... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20050901.html |
| THE ULTIMATE CHARACTER | Baby: My, what a lovely day!
/ Jeffrey: Not nearly lovely enough, if you ask me. This is America. We deserve lovelier. / Jeffrey: Screw this! I'm goin' back inside to make up the greatest cartoon character in the history of Earth. / Jeffrey: I hope you brought some tissues, world, because your... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20050903.html |
| CYBER PUNK'D | Jeffery: Guys, we have to get on the INTERNET!
/ Weedmaster P: ALL RIGHT JACKIN' IN TO SOME CYBER JUICE
/ Baby: I'll get my gear! / Jeffrey: All right we have to jack in to a live node. What do you got for me, Weedmaster P?
/ Weedmaster P: YO I AM PATCHED INTO THE SYSTEM BUT SON OF A BITCH THE NODE... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20050906.html |
| I AM MADE OF POISON AND XML | [[Rather than a comic, this is simply the I AM MADE OF POISON sticker in black and yellow.]] / {{Mouseover text: no shoes no shirt no fun}} http://overcompensating.com/posts/20050907.html |
| MOTORCYCLES ARE LOUD | Weedmaster P: MAN I LOVE JAPAN SO MUCH I GET SO MAD WHEN I THINK ABOUT US NUKING JAPAN THAT I WANT TO SET MYSELF ON FIRE
/ Jeffrey: I can't hear you over the god-damned motorcycles!! / Weedmaster P: DAMN JEFF WHY YOU HATIN' ON MOTORCYCLES DO YOU HATE FREEDOM
/ Jeffrey: If motorcycles get to be loud then... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20050908.html |
| BECAUSE PLAY | Jeffrey: MANDATORY COSPLAY FRIDAY! / Weedmaster P [in Geisha outfit]: WEEDGEISHA P REPORTING FOR DUTY
/ Baby [in She-Ra outfit]: Why do we have to do this again, Jeffrey?
/ Jeffrey [in Slash outfit]: Because it's mandatory. That means you have to. / Baby: But why Jeffrey? Why Friday? Why?
/ Jeffrey:... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20050909.html |
| THE WORLD OF SPACE | [[An iTunes window in the background is showing Sufjan Steven's "The 50 States Song (Live) is playing.]]
/ Weedmaster P, Baby and Jeffrey [[Singing]]: Let's go on a trip. The solar system, get in a spaceship, let's go and visit them! / Weedmaster P, Baby and Jeffrey [[Singing]]: From Mercury to Planet... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20050914.html |
| SUFFERING SUCCOTASH | Weedmaster P: JEFFREY SOME GUY WATCHED TV FOR 70 HOURS STRAIGHT TO RAISE AWARENESS FOR CHILDREN SUFFERING
/ Jeffrey: Whoa! Children can suffer?! / Jeffrey: All this time I thought children were totally impervious to things that are terrible! I have been blind! / Baby: Hey, where's Jeffrey?
/ Weedmaster... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20050917.html |
| THE BRITISH INSPECTION | < http://overcompensating.com/posts/20050919.html |
| PUNCHING THE SKY | Baby: What's wrong, Jeffrey? Why are you punching yourself and screaming in the mirror and vomiting?
/ Jeffrey: The Englishman is coming back to America. / Baby: GASP! My former lover?
/ Jeffrey: Yeah, he's comin' back to make fun of America... wait, you used to bang The Englishman? / Jeffrey:... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20050920.html |
| SNAKES ON A PLANE | [[The horizon. Samuel L. Jackson is holding a lightsaber and a badge.]]
/ Samuel L. Jackson: SNAKES ON A PLANE!!
/ Jeffrey: Oh my god! A plane... with snakes on it? / Samuel L. Jackson: SNAKES ON A MUTHA-FUCKIN' PLANE!!
/ Jeffrey: Somebody just lets a bunch of snakes loose on a plane, holy crap. / Samuel... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20050921.html |
| CVB | Jeffrey: Huh? / [[A shot of Jeffrey's arm with CVB written on it in pen.]]
/ Jeffrey: What the hell is CVB? / Poopmonster: Come on Jeffrey, it's time to go to Maryland and fight The Englishman.
/ Jeffrey: Hang on I'm trying to figure something out.
/ Poopmonster: Come on. / Jeffrey: Dangit I got... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20050922.html |
| OVERCOMPENSATING: WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE OUR GIANT KARAOKE MACHINE | Narration: BETHESDA, MD... 23. SEP. 2005
/ 29 HOURS SINCE LAST SLEEP...
/ Jeff: Where are we, is this still New Jersey?
/ The Poopmonster: We're here, Jeffrey, we're at where we are. / Jeff: Hey uh are you guys some cartooners I guess.
/ Cartooner 1: I beg your pardon! We are comic artists. We are profoundly... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20050928.html |
| SPX MEMORIES | Jeffrey: Woah! Where are we? Is it time to sign autographs?
/ Poopmonster: Huh? SPX is over bub. We're goin' back t' Taxachusetts.
/ Jeffrey: No Way. / Jeffrey: Oh my God! Somebody must have stolen my memories!
/ Poopmonster: That's crazy. What d'ya think this is, a comic book?
/ Jeffrey: It happens all... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20050929.html |
| Support our troops | Woman: Support our troops!
/ Jeffrey: Okay. Now what?
/ Woman: You ain't supportin' the troops! You ain't got a sticker on your car or a t-shirt!
/ Jeffrey: Can't I just support the troops in my own quiet way with prayers and writing to public officials?
/ Woman: How much more simple can I make it? There... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20050930.html |
| EGGS AT ELEVEN | Caption: 11:04 am / Jeffrey (in fancy sports car): Boy I sure could go for some scrambled eggs. / Sign: Welcome to South Hadley "WE DO NOT SERVE EGGS AFTER 11 AM" / Jeffrey (wielding a sword and leaping heroically): We'll see about that! / Jeffrey (lands in front of Pancake House, ready to battle):... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20051003.html |
| DMT | Jeffrey: Tell me about those dragons, Weedmaster P. / Weedmaster P: OH MY GOD JEFFREY LOOK / Weedmaster P: IT IS A MACHINE ELF / (Machine elf flies in, wielding a hammer and screwdriver, smiling sweetly) / Weedmaster P: IF YOU CATCH A MACHINE ELF YOU BECOME THE MASTER OF REALITY / (Machine elf bares... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20051004.html |
| HAVA NAGILA | Jeffrey [[Voiceover]]: As we walked through the feces and vagrant-strewn streets en route to the Decemberists show, a shadow loomed long. / Jeffrey [[Voiceover]]: Madame V wept openly. I felt eyes on me, and not the good kind of eyes like a college girl mistaking me for someone she likes... / Colin... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20051006.html |
| KERRY EDWARDS AND THE EUTHANASIA PARTY | [[The Campaign Trail 2008 Kerry Edwards Headquarters]]
/ Kerry Edwards: How's the polls lookin', Weedmaster Turd Blossum?
/ Weedmaster Rove: we got good news and bad news / Weedmaster Rove: 95% of americans are in prison for treason and aidsbola poxflu x is killing 1500 people a second.
/ Kerry Edwards:... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20051007.html |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://overcompensating.com/posts/20051010.html?ref=nf">http://overcompensating.com/posts/20051010.html?ref=nf | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| AMERICAN GRAFFITI | [[Jeffrey sits on the toilet in a bathroom stall.]] / [[The following are on separate sections of the inside of the stall.]]
/ Writing: Here I sit broken hearted tried to shit but only farted / [[An arrow leads from this writing to the previous]]
/ Writing: There you sit Dumb as Hell Think you're funny... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20051011.html |
| NOT NEARLY NIGH ENOUGH | [The Poopmonster and Jeffrey are protesting in front of a wintry landscape. They carry picket signs reading "The End is Nigh" and "The End Couldn't be Nigher", respectively]
/ Poopmonster: Them ice caps is a-meltin'!
/ Jeffrey: Good! / Poopmonster: The world's oil supply will be gone in less than 20... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20051013.html |
| ROCKTOBER RAIN | Jeffrey: Ok! We get it! You can rain! Enough with the raining! / Weedmaster P: JEFFREY SCREAMING AT THE CLOUDS ISN'T GONNA MAKE THE RAIN STOP YOU DICK ASS
/ Jeffery: Who else am I gonna scream at? You got a better idea? / Weedmaster P: LOOK I KNOW A GUY OKAY BUT IT'LL COST YOU TWO HUNDRED
/ Jeffrey:... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20051014.html |
| BREAKIN' THE LAW | [[ Weedmaster P with long stretchy limbs a la Plastic Man ]]
/ Jeffrey: Oh God! What's wrong with my mind?!
/ Weedmaster P: Nothing Jeffrey see I figgered it all out / [[ Weedmaster P as the prince from Katamari Damacy ]]
/ Weedmaster P: The laws of physics only exist because you believe they do If you... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20051017.html |
| DOES HE LOOK LIKE A CHICK | Jeffrey: Ha ha! Some people on the inter-net are saying you look like a chick, Weedmaster P!
/ Weedmaster P: MAYBE IF YOU COULD DRAW I WOULD LOOK RIGHT / Jeffrey: Oh, now you think you can draw a cyber-comic? You think you got the right stuff?
/ Weedmaster P: ANY OLD DICKHEAD CAN DO WHAT YOU DO / [[Panel... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20051018.html |
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