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| The Theology of P | Weedmaster P: THAT THE SUN AND THE MOON WHILE BEING MILLIONS OF MILES APART AND VASTLY DIFFERENT SIZES APPEAR TO US THE EXACT SAME SIZE IN THE SKY IS UTTERLY MIND-BOGGLING.
/ Jeffrey: Yeah. / Weedmaster P: I BELIEVE A SERENDIPITY SUCH AS THAT IS VALID EVIDENCE FOR THE EXISTENCE OF GOD.
/ Jeffrey: Well... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20050517.html |
| Careful With That Thing | Jeffrey: Come on, Weedmaster P! Let's go see "Revenge of the Sith!"
/ Weedmaster P: MAN I AM WAY TOO LOADED FOR THAT JIVE / Weedmaster P: PLUS WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THIS COSTUME IT BARELY LOOKS LIKE JAR-JAR / Baby: But... I spent the last fifteen weeks making that costume. / Baby: You ruined... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20050518.html |
| The Resilience of the Reefer Man | Doctor: Holy jeez what happened here?
/ Jeffrey: I don't know, Doc. The lightsaber just went off all by itself.
/ Weedmaster P [[without speech bubble]]: SON OF A BITCH / Doctor: It's a good thing your friend is so stoned or else we'd be packing his guts into little baggies.
/ Jeffrey: Say what? / Doctor:... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20050519.html |
| We Can't Have Nice Things | Jeffrey: Yo! J-Ro here extollin' the mad virtues of tha two-year-old refurbished Nokia cell phone! / [Jeffrey and Baby in a swimming pool]]
/ Jeffrey: My phone is still in my pocket. / [[Jeffrey is holding a shotgun and Weedmaster P is holding Jeffrey's phone.]]
/ Jeffrey: Pull! / Jeffrey [[Voiceover]]:... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20050523.html |
| We Can't Have Nice Things | [[In concert/rave, green ball cap, no shirt]]
/ Jeffrey: Yo! J-Ro here extollin' tha mad virtues of tha two-year-old, refurbished Nokia cell phone!
/ [[In public pool, Jeffrey and Baby in swimsuits]]
/ Jeffrey: My phone is still in my pocket.
/ [[In open field, Jeffrey in cowboy hat, no shirt, with gun;... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20050523/ |
| Citizen's Diplomatic Immunity | Jeffrey: I like my women how I like my Ben Stiller: Friends with Jack Black. / Weedmaster P: I LIKE MY WOMEN HOW I LIKE MY HOT DOGS: MECHANICALLY SEPARATED. / Jeffrey: I'm afraid of you, Weedmaster P. I'm placing you under citizen's arrest.
/ Weedmaster P: YOU DON'T GOT CITIZEN'S PROBABLE CAUSE
/ Jeffrey... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20050524.html |
| CRISIS ON INFINITE BUTTER DIMENSIONS | Baby: Jeffrey, your boss is on the phone.
/ Jeffrey: Boss? / Baby: Y'know, that mysterious bloke that sends you money every month to pr'tend t'be president of a company but never asks you t'do nothin'. / Jeffrey: But I thought he'd just give me money forever and never try to contact me!
/ Baby: You... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20050525.html |
| Baby Wong Hau Pepelu Tivrusky IV | Jeffery: Guys, I am in trouble. I have to kill a family or else get tortured to death.
/ Weedmaster P: SOUNDS TO ME LIKE THE FAMILY'S IN TROUBLE IF YOU ARE A BAD ENOUGH DUDE / Baby: This isn't funny, Weedmaster P. You don't know anything about murdering.
/ Weedmaster P: BABY I AM STRAIGHT UP GANGSTA / [[A... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20050526.html |
| Execute Order 66 | Jeffrey: Weedmaster P, will you assassinate the family for me?
/ Weedmaster P: WHAT'S IN IT FOR ME JEFFREY THIS AIN'T PRO BONO / Jeffrey: Um... a jet ski!
/ Baby: Jeffrey, you ehn't got a jet ski.
/ Jeffrey: I'd rather steal a jet ski than kill a family. / Narrator: MOMENTS LATER...
/ Jeffrey: Are... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20050527.html |
| Cat Fight | [[Weedmaster P is choking as he faces Quincy Tinkle with Romy Tinkle clinging to his back and throat]]
/ Weedmaster P: SOMEBODY GET THIS CRAZY HO OFFA ME / [[Baby performs the wrestling move upon Romy which she calls out.]]
/ Baby: Clothesline! / [[Baby struggles with Romy as Weedmaster P continues... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20050530.html |
| Unsafe Working Conditions | DAMMIT HOLD STILL
/ Hoof! / THWACK / CATCH / No! / Don't you hurt my friend, Quincy Tinkle.
/ You... how do you know my name? / I'm Jeffrey Rowland. I been ordered to kill you and your family but I'm having an ethical dilemma about it.
/ You're the president of TopatoCo? / Soon to be former president... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20050531.html |
| Bang Bang | You get away from him, Topato!
/ Silence, Jeffrey. Remain still and silent and ineffective as you always are.
/ No... / Father Tinkle, you may feel a slight sting as the bullet penetrates your skull.
/ QUINCY, NO!!
/ Baby, I love you. / BANG
/ HOLY CRAP DUDE / [[no text]] / Am I dead? Is this Heaven... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20050601.html |
| Bang Bang | {{Bang Bang}}
/ {{bang bang, I shot my space potato boss down}} / [[Jeffrey points his gunat Topato, Topato starts aiming his gun at Quincy]]
/ Jeffrey: You get away from him, Topato!
/ Topato: Silence, Jeffrey. Remain still and silent and ineffective as you always are.
/ Quincy: No... / [[Topato points... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20050601/ |
| The Infinite Limo | So the Universe is ending because I shot Topato?
/ When Topato died his life-energy returned to our dimension, causing a cosmic imbalance. This is very bad. / Fortunately, I have a plan to extend our existences for a period of time -
/ What about out kids?
/ They have already been negated. / We must... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20050602.html |
| Hey You Let's Party Part 2 | Dammit I was just thinking about an important thing and I forgot what it was.
/ UH OH DUDE ANDREW WK IS TRYING TO HACK INTO YOUR THOUGHTS / My God... he can do that?
/ YEAH DOGG WHEN YOUR THOUGHTS GET TOO SERIOUS AWK PARTIES IN THERE AND STONE COLD SOOTHES YOU / It's time to party... party... we're... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20050603.html |
| Mashley Likes It | Let me try it, Jeffrey.
/ Do you think you're old enough to understand its complicated flavor?
/ Yes. / [[No Text]] / It tastes funny. / Tee hee hee! http://overcompensating.com/posts/20050606.html |
| S.D.T. | [[Weedmaster P confronts Jeffrey. Jeffrey is wearing a monocle]]
/ Weedmaster P: Jeffrey I want to act like a complete prick yet I fear and loathe the outside world.
/ Jeffrey: You can use the internet. / [[Weedmaster P sits in front of a computer while on the internet]]
/ Narrator: Hours pass. / [[Jeffrey... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20050607.html |
| Hommy Nims | [[Baby and Jeffrey and Joanna are in the kitchen]]
/ Baby: Jeffrey, Joanna's shedding everywhere! Do something!
/ Jeffrey: No she isn't, Baby.
/ Jeffrey: You're Insane! / Jeffrey: Weedmaster P told me that you believe thunder is God farting. / Jeffrey: Oh wait, you said "shedding" didn't you? http://overcompensating.com/posts/20050608.html |
| Riiise | [[Jeffrey and Weedmaster P are in the living room. Weedmaster P is on the internet. Jeffrey is wearing a cowboy hat]]
/ Weedmaster P: HEY JEFFREY THIS INTERNET SAYS DOLPHINS HAVE LEARNED TO USE TOOLS.
/ Jeffrey: Son of a bitch! / [[Jeffrey heads downstairs into the cellar]]
/ Jeffrey: This is not happening.... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20050609.html |
| The Englishman | [[Jeffrey is dressed as Han Solo. Baby is dressed as Princess Leia. Baby hands Jeffrey a hands-free telephone. It is very futuristic]]
/ Baby: Telephone for you, Jeffrey. I think it's The Englishman.
/ Jeffrey: My British counterpart, The Englishman! / [[Jeffrey is outside of the mansion, his back facing... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20050610.html |
| The World of Crime | This week in Overcompensating we will be focusing on the World of Crime. / As you can see from this chart that I was up until 3am working on, both crimes and population are at all-time highs. We here at TopatoCo Research believe there may be a connection. / We believe the vast majority of crimes are... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20050613.html |
| The World of Crime Part II | THE WORLD OF CRIME: MAYHEM
/ Weedmaster P, what is Mayhem?
/ MAN MAYHEM IS JUST WHEN EVERYBODY STARTS GOING HOG WILD / I see... like a metal show?
/ NO WAY MAN A SLAYER PIT IS A KINDERGARTEN NEXT TO MAYHEM / MAYHEM IS LIKE EVERYTHING IS PRETTY WILD THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN A HEAD GOES FLYIN THROUGH THE AIR... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20050614.html |
| The World of Crime Part III | THE WORLD OF CRIME: "AGGRAVATED"
/ What's the difference between "aggravated" assault and regular assualt?
/ DOGG THAT'S CAKE / REGULAR ASSAULT IS WHEN YOU ARE ASSAULTED AND YOU'RE COOL ABOUT IT / BUT WHEN YOU GET AGGRAVATED YOU GET SUPER ANGRY ABOUT IT. / I always get super angry when I get assaulted.
/ MAN... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20050615.html |
| The World of Crime Part IV | Narrator: THE WORLD OF CRIME: "MANSLAUGHTER"
/ Jeffrey: Baby, what do you think separates murder from manslaughter?
/ Baby: Well I ehn't ever given it much thought! / Baby: I reckon murder is when a person kills another person regular-style, but a man-slaughter is when they cut 'em up into pieces.
/ Jeffrey:... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20050616.html |
| The World of Crime Part V | Narrator: THE WORLD OF CRIME: OTHER PLACES
/ Jeffrey: Did you know that crime occurs in places that are not America? / Jeffrey: Live from England via satellite is the Englishman. THE ENGLISHMAN, TELL US THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN AMERICAN CRIME AND ENGLISH CRIME. / The Englishman: Well Jeffrey, the problem... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20050617.html |
| Black People | Baby: Jeffrey, why ehn't you got any black friends? / Jeffrey: BABY! I am coolin' out with a black dude right here! It's hip-hop sensation MC Frontalot! / Baby: Eh, he ehn't black, he's just sort of a brownish color. / MC Frontalot: I think your girl's confusing black folks with burn victims.
/ Jeffrey:... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20050620.html |
| Diggin | Weedmaster P: GODDAMMIT JEFFREY DIGGING IS SHIT WORK WHY CAN'T YOU MAKE POOR PEOPLE DO IT
/ Jeffrey: This is a secret mission, Weedmaster P! Nobody can find out. / Weedmaster P: HEY WHOA I THINK I HIT SOMETHING
/ Baby: What is it, Weedy? / Weedmaster P: IT IS A SMALL BOX / Baby: Maybe there's money... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20050621.html |
| Movin | [[ Scene in front of an airport hangar. Jeffrey wearing a yellow hard hat and vest ]]
/ Jeffrey: Moving all of your Earthly belongings halfway across a continent isn't as easy as it sounds. / [[ Close-up of a binder cover of plans for a Gigantic Catapult, stamped in red with WMD ]]
/ Jeffrey: It would... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20050622.html |
| Wouldn't Wanna Be Ya | [[ Jeffrey, Baby, and Weedmaster P are standing on an airport runway. Jeffrey has a mounted boar's head under his arm; Joanna is in Baby's backpack ]]
/ Jeffrey: Well I guess this is good-bye, Baby and Weedmaster P. Good-bye to Oklahoma.
/ Baby: We're gonna miss you, Jeffrey!
/ Weedmaster P: I STOLE... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20050623.html |
| Gateway to Oblivion | [[ A battered and sweaty Jeffrey walking outdoors, carrying a hobo pouch on the end of a stick ]]
/ Jeffrey: Finally! Scenic Easthampton, Massachusetts! Gateway to Northampton, Massachusetts! / [[ A cleaned-up Jeffrey, working at a computer in front of a window ]]
/ Jeffrey: No time to dilly-dally,... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20050627.html |
| Job Interview | Meth-Master Mike: HI, I'M METH-MASTER MIKE AND THIS IS HONEY. WE'D LIKE TO APPLY FOR THE JOB... SIR.
/ Jeffrey Rowland: Right this way! I just have a few questions. / Jeffrey Rowland: Okay, what is more terrifying: being in a plane crash or getting attacked by a sea monster? / Honey: Umm... are they... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20050628.html |
| Actual Work | [[This is not a comic but rather a picture of the new Dumbrella headquarters with boxes and stuff all over.]] / {{Mouseover text: there are lots of boxes}} http://overcompensating.com/posts/20050629.html |
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