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| Let's A Go | Weedmaster P: YOUR CAT IS IN THAT CAVE UP THERE
/ Jeffrey: Let's do this thing. / [[Jeffrey comes out of the back of the 12.5% APR Mobile with Weedmaster P riding on the back.]]
/ Jeffrey: Baby, keep an eye on the 12.5% APR Mobile!
/ Baby: Okey dokey! / Weedmaster P: JEFFREY HIT THAT BOX THERE IS... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20050407.html |
| Fun to Die | Jeffrey: It's going to be fun to die, isn't it Weedmaster P?
/ Weedmaster P: FUN IF YOU ARE INTO ABSOLUTE NOTHINGNESS / Jeffrey: I'm just glad I got my cat back. I'm glad everything is back to normal.
/ Weedmaster P: YOUR NORMAL IS PRETTY FUCKIN WEIRD / Jeffrey [[Thought Bubble]]: I wonder if Weedmaster... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20050408.html |
| Head Cutter-Offer | Jeffrey: Weedmaster P, would you cut off a person's head for a million dollars?
/ Weedmaster P: IS THIS LIKE A JOB OFFER / Jeffrey: Just a question.
/ Weedmaster P: NO, BECAUSE YOU WOULD BE KNOWN AS A GUY THAT CUTS OFF HEADS FOR A MILLION DOLLARS. / < http://overcompensating.com/posts/20050411.html |
| Girls Are Pretty | Jeffrey: Well, it's springtime, and you know what that means...
/ Jeffrey's dong: We must make more people. / Jeffrey: But there's more than enough people on Earth! Why we gotta make even more?
/ Jeffrey's dong: Shut up. SHUT. UP. make more people. / Jeffrey: All right fine. I'll go see if I can find... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20050412.html |
| Countdown of DEATH | [[Baby and Jeffrey are by the staircase in his luxurious mansion.]]
/ Baby: Jeffrey, is that blood all over the microwave?
/ Jeffrey: No time to chat, Baby! I got to get my swerve on! / Baby: But what about that dream you had where you would die on April 23, 2005?
/ Jeffrey: What day is it now? / Baby:... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20050414.html |
| So Awkward | [[Jeffrey is in some sort of groovy-looking dance club. He sees a random woman.]]
/ JEFFREY: Hi there, pretty lady.
/ WOMAN: Aren't you the inter net's Jeffrey Rowland? / JEFFREY: Yeah, about that... I'm probably gonna die in eight days.
/ WOMAN: I heard. Do you wanna go home with me? / JEFFREY: (Thinking)... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20050415.html |
| Horny Honky | Jeffrey: WTF you son of a bitch! / Jeffrey: I am gonna honk my horn at them so hard! / [[A shot of the back of the car with "HONK IF UR HORNY" written on the back window.]] / Jeffrey [[Thought Bubble]]: Ah, what's the use? They'll just think I'm horny. / {{Mouseover Text: Honking is indicative... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20050418.html |
| Chill With Your Old Lady | [[Baby and Weedmaster P are wearing t-shirts which say "Cool" and "Pot" respectively.]]
/ Jeffrey: You guys are my friends. Let's do friend stuff until I die Saturday.
/ Baby: Hang on Jeffrey. I have to change. / [[Baby's new shirt now says "Fag Hag"]]
/ Baby: Okay Jeffrey I am ready
/ Jeffrey: Oh dangit... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20050419.html |
| Four Twenty | Jeffrey: Happy 4/20 day, Weedmaster P!
/ Weedmaster P: I AM ALMOST INCOMPREHENSIBLY HIGH. / Weedmaster P: A DARKNESS SURROUNDS YOU JEFFREY YOU ARE LIKE SHROUDED WITH DOOM
/ Jeffrey: Stop it!
/ Jeffrey: You're scaring Joanna. / Weedmaster P: LETS GO DIPSHIT
/ Jeffrey: I can't! / [[Jeffrey and Weedmaster... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20050420.html |
| Business is Impossible | Jeffrey: Why is it taking us so long to ship orders? We look like a bunch of jackasses! / Weedmaster P: YOU GOT TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO TRICK PARIS HILTON INTO WEARING YOUR SHIT
/ Baby: I tell you this every meeting: I don't know what I'm doing. / Jeffrey: So what I'm hearing is without some kind of... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20050421.html |
| Knockin' On Valhalla's Door | Back in high school, I had a recurring nightmare...
/ I am going to die on April 23, 2005. / Today is April 23, 2005.
/ I AM GOING TO DIE TOMORROW!!
/ No you ehn't, Jeffrey!
/ HOLY SON OF A BITCH
/ You're crazy! /
/ I didn't build an empire just to get waxed by a damn skellington with a stick! Cut me loose... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20050422.html |
| Stalking the Dark Stalker | Grim Reaper: A duel, you say? How quaint. / [[The Grim Reaper throws four golden handguns in the air]] / [[Jeffrey catches two of the golden handguns]] / Jeffrey: [[pointing one handgun gangsta-style]] Heh Heh. / [[The Grim Reaper fires a shot that flies past Jeffrey's head]]
/ < http://overcompensating.com/posts/20050423.html |
| JEFF DIED | [[Jeffrey lay face down on the ground in Hell, dead as he lived, plus three holes in his chest (likely gunshot wounds from his duel with Death), with Joanna poised next to his corpse.]] / Epigraph: Jeffrey J. Rowland
/ 1839-2005
/ Billionaire • Psychopath • Friend / {{alt text: JEFFREY WRITES SOMETHIGN... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20050424.html |
| Dying is Sad | {{This comic was done by Weedmaster P}} / [[A shot of a person missing their leg from slightly above the knee]]
/ Caption: I GUESS THOSE DOCS ARE CUTTING ON JEFF PRETTY GOOD AS WE SPEAK. / [[A shot of a large number of girls in bikinis.]]
/ Caption: I THINK HE WENT TO THE GOOD PLACE THOUGH / [[A shot... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20050425.html |
| Getting On | {{This comic was done by Weedmaster P}} / [[A shot of a somewhat abstract pattern of a flower.]]
/ Caption: WHEN I SCREW UP MY EYES REAL TIGHT I CAN SEE PATTERNS / [[A shot of hands cupped together to make a smiley shape]]
/ Caption [[In Green]]: IF I SMOKE ENOUGH MY HANDS SOMETIMES LOOK LIKE A FUCKED... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20050426.html |
| The Lord Is My Lens Flare | [[ Shirtless Jeffrey with two angels restraining him by the arms ]]
/ Jeffrey: Where am I? Who are you? / [[ photo of a bright light among clouds ]]
/ Almighty Father: YOU ARE HOME, JEFFREY. AND I AM KNOWN BY SO MANY NAMES. CALL ME ALMIGHTY FATHER. / Jeffrey: Am I in trouble or something, Almighty... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20050427.html |
| Revelations | Jeffrey: Okay, if this is Heaven, where is everybody?
/ God: JEFFREY ARE YOU FAMILIAR WITH THE RAPTURE? / Jeffrey: Yeah, where everybody who believes in You goes to Heaven and everybody else gets tortured forever?
/ God: YES, BUT NOT EXACTLY. IT'S MORE LIKE THE "SHOWCASE SHOWDOWN" ON THE PRICE IS... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20050428.html |
| That's Good Blasphemy | Jeffrey: I don't get it, Blaze. You're the Supreme Creator. Why do you care what a bunch of dumb human assholes think about you?
/ God: BECAUSE I MADE THEM. / Jeffrey: But over 70% of Americans is of below average intelligence!
/ God: HEH-HEH. I DIDN'T WANT THEM TOO SMART. / Jeffrey: I mean, I'm... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20050429.html |
| Rip Van Rowland | Baby: Jeffrey, wake up! we just found Prince's last name is "Charming
/ Jeffrey: When you've been asleep for five days the world seems strange and new / Jeffrey: Is Bush still president? Have they caught the Loch Ness Monster yet?
/ Baby: Apart from the Prince thing, affairs remain diabolical / Baby:... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20050430.html |
| I Can't Stand the Rain | [[ Jeffrey, wearing Budweiser shorts, laying out on a chaise lounge in the rain. ]]
/ Jeffrey: It is raining today. / [[ Jeffrey, writing and thinking ]]
/ Jeffrey (thinking): I'm trying to work out if rain is caused by angels peeing or crying... maybe Ann Coulter knows.
/ Writing: Dear Ann... / [[... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20050502.html |
| I Get On Better With Animals | [[ Elflore wearing a blue Star Trek uniform, and mustachioed Jeffrey ]]
/ Elflore: Transporter technology is seriously only about a decafe away.
/ Jeffrey: This is my friend Elflore. He knows a bunch about Star Trek. / [[ Elflore petting and talking to Joanna, who is laying on her side, tongue sticking... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20050503.html |
| OVERCOMPENSATING: Actual Things That Happen to Jeffrey Rowland | De Lay http://overcompensating.com/posts/20050504.html |
| Five Five Five Five Five | [[Elflore is wearing a Star Trek insignia on his shirt.]]
/ Jeffrey: Hey, Weedmaster P, have you my friend Elflore?
/ Weedmaster P: Don't you bring that weak ass Star Trek bullshit around me / Weedmaster P: Han Solo would rip off Spock's ears and wipe his ass with them this is the Gospel truth / Jeffrey:... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20050505.html |
| The Underpants Candidate | Jeffrey [[Voiceover]]: Rich, Vera and I knew a mystery was afoot. And the only way to solve a mystery is to find clues. / Jeffrey: I found them! I found the muddy underpants! / Jeffrey: Quickly! To the crime lab! There's not a moment to spare! / Jeffrey [[Voiceover]]: I should have smelled... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20050506.html |
| Of Loincloths and Facial Hair | Narrator: ONE HOUR LATER...
/ [[Jeffrey runs through the woods covered in scratches with his tongue hanging out and wearing a makeshift loincloth.]] / Jon: Jeff?
/ Jeffrey: Tom Selleck? / Jon: No Jeff! It's me, Mr. Jon Rosenberg!
/ Jeffrey: Man, don't you know how to make a damn loincloth? / {{Mouseover... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20050507.html |
| Ride the Lightning | Jeffrey: Rich and Vera double-crossed me, man! They want to make illegal genetic clones of me or something!
/ Jon Rosenberg: Jeffrey, you have to ride the lightning! / Jeffrey: He's right! I just have to ride the lightning!! / Jeffrey: If by "Ride the Lightning" he means "Steal a limo and run... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20050508.html |
| How Wude Part Two | Jeffrey [[Thought Bubble]]: By the time I exited the parking garage, my thoughts had turned away from revenge.
/ Jeffrey [[Thought Bubble]]: Limos are amazing. / Jeffrey [[Thought Bubble]]: I wonder what Weedmaster P is doing? / [[Weedmaster P sits at his computer, typing.]]
/ Weedmaster P's Computer... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20050510.html |
| The Big Damacy | [[Baby, Jeffrey, and Weedmaster P are all standing around looking like Katamari Damacy characters]]
/ Baby: Aaaugh! AAAUGH!!
/ Jeffrey: Weedmaster P, what in the heck is going on?
/ Weedmaster P: DOGG WE ARE TOTALLY KATAMARI DAMACY / Jeffrey: Why is my katamari all little and sucky?
/ Weedmaster P: JEFFREY... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20050511.html |
| Squirrel Bird | Baby: Jeffrey, I'm hungry and we ehn't got nothin' to eat.
/ Jeffrey: Then let's do what all my proud yet outgunned Cherokee ancestors did! / Jeffrey: All we gotta do is bean that squirrel with a rock, skin it and gut it and cook it up.
/ Baby: Maybe we got some ramen.... / [[A shot of the rock flying... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20050513.html |
| Forward Slash Got Nuthin' | Jeffrey: Aaaugh!
/ Baby: Jeffrey! / Baby: What's wrong, Jeffrey?
/ Jeffrey: The fark.com comments threads are so dumb they burn my eyes! / Jeffrey: But I can't stop reading... It's like an onion of idiocy, each layer dumber than the last... / [[The last frame is fark.com comments.]]
/ Fark Story:... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20050516.html |
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