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| Halloween 2011 Part Five | [[Bulimic Dracula and Jeffrey in nighttime forest]]
/ Narrator: He paused in taking of his prey/To ask him how much does he weigh/His reply Drac could barely believe/"I weigh less than that even with my weave!" / Narrator: "You don't look like a big, fat dude"/He told the man who would be food/The man... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20111028.html |
| Snowloween | [[Tallahassee, Jeffrey and Joanna in underground bunker. Tallahassee with smartphone]]
/ Narrator: FRIDAY
/ Tallahassee: According to this thing I can't put down to save my life, it's gonna snow tomorrow!
/ Jeffrey: That's just Big Grocery usin' Big Weather to artificially inflate the price of non-perishable... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20111101.html |
| STARTING To? | Jeffrey: UGH!
/ Agent Paperklip: What is it this time, Jeffrey?
/ Jeffrey: I'm starting to kinda hate this culture I helped create. / Agent Paperklip: No offense, but I kinda think the culture would have formed *without* your input.
/ Jeffrey: But I'm the one who made it *cool!* / Agent Paperklip: Wait,... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20111103.html |
| Dog Organs | [[Tallahassee sits in warehouse, Jeffrey runs toward her]]
/ Tallahassee: Do you know what we should get? We should get a...dog...
/ Jeffrey: No way! / [[Jeffrey holds out hand-drawn diagram of dog]]
/ Jeffrey: Dogs are like weird monsters! They only got one organ, the lung. And I heard you gotta squeeze... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20111107.html |
| Easthampton's Next Top Mayor | [[Jeffrey stands, hands on hips. Tallahassee sits at desk labelled "SAVE THE PETS NOT THE PET PROJECTS"]]
/ Jeffrey: OK, Mayor Mike's got two more years, then I'm gonna become Easthampton's next mayor.
/ Tallahassee: Aren't you already the "Inside President" of the United States as Kerry Edwards? / Jeffrey:... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20111109.html |
| Eleventy Leven | [[Jeffrey stands with 11 jersey, Weedmaster P sits with tinfoil hat]]
/ Jeffrey: C'mon gang, it's almost 11 o'clock! Let's go the The Elevens and see Paperklip's 11-piece band play 11 songs!
/ Weedmaster P: MAN THAT'S TOO MANY 11S YOU TAKIN IT TOO FAR MAN YOU GOIN ROGUE AIN'T YOU SCARED / Jeffrey: Scared... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20111111.html |
| Pull Shapes | [[Weedmaster P jumps into room, Jeffrey lies on floor with Joanna]]
/ Weedmaster P: GUYS GUYS I THINK I JUST FIGURED OUT WHY THE HUMAN WEENIE IS SHAPED LIKE THAT. IT'S TO PUMP OUT OTHER DUDES' SPOOGE WHEN YOU'RE GETTIN IT ON
/ Offscreen voice: Augh
/ Jeffrey: Eww / Jeffrey: Nobody wants to think about... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20111113.html |
| Olive Garden | Caption: Meanwhile at the Olive Garden...
/ Jeffrey: You guys know how each Olive Garden has an actual Italian chef that runs their kitchens?
/ Paperklip: Of course
/ Jeffrey: But did you know how they get them? / Jeffrey: Once a year they send a ship to Italy to round up as many wild Italian chefs... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20111116.html |
| Annual Review | [[Jeffrey spreading gasoline, Topato floating]]
/ Topato: Jeffrey Rowland!
/ Jeffrey: Topato! I can explain!
/ Topato: Explain what? How you are able to command my corporation with such outstanding results! / Jeffrey: What are you talkin' about, Topato? We ain't gonna make as much money as we did last... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20111120.html |
| Stinky Poop | Tallahassee: Jeez Louise, who pooped in there? It smells terrible! / Weedmaster P: At it doesn't smell GOOD, that'd be weird
/ Jeffrery: Yeah, if poop smelled good it would get all confusing.
/ Weedmaster P: Like if poop smelled good like hamburgers / Jeffrey: Yeah! If poo smelled good like hamburgers... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20111122.html |
| Thanksgiving 2011 | [[Jeffrey sits at table with turkey, dressed in half-hearted feather headdress and dream-catcher]]
/ Jeffrey: You know what I'm thankful for, Stretch? I'm thankful I"m not in prison.
/ Stretch: Mmm. / Stretch: I'm thankful that even though I'm a bird I can't fly. I'm thankful that I'm hideously grotesque... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20111124.html |
| The Revenge of the BBB | [[Jeffrey stands in over-crowded warehouse, Topato floats behind]]
/ Jeffrey: OK where was we...oh right, gettin' our asses handed to us by all these holiday orders!
/ Topato: And I was just complimenting your business abilities! / Jeffrey: That's right, Topato! You gonna pull that Better Business Burro... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20111129.html |
| Army Alternatives | [[Weedmaster P stands, hands on hips, while Jeffrey does crunches with the Better Business Burro standing behind him]]
/ Weedmaster P: HA HA JUNK ASS WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING
/ Jeffry: I'm sick of that Better Business Burro bein' up my butt all the time. I"m doin Challenge Activities so I can join the Army. / Weedmaster... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20111201.html |
| Vannah | [[Weedmaster P lounging, Jeffrey walking across panel in foreground; Better Business Burro in background]]
/ Weedmaster P: WHAT'S THE MATTER DINGLE BERRY DID THE ARMY NOT LET YOU IN 'CAUSE YOU'RE TOO UGLY
/ Jeffrey: No. I decided not to join 'cause I'm too scared of getting hurt. / [Close on Jeffrey,... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20111205.html |
| Amtrak Wine | Jeffrey: God dang, Doc Hastings. Is there anything better than ridin' on the Amtrak, eatin' Amtrak Hot Dogs and drinkin' Amtrak wine?
/ Doc Hastings: Only that exact situation but with the absence of that man who is pretending to be asleep but clearly isn't because of the incessant tapping of his foot. / Jeffrey:... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20111208.html |
| The Morning I Drove Away Vannah | [[Jeffrey and MC Frontalot lie in bed; Jeffrey is clothed and on top of covers, MC Frontalot is at least partially naked beneath covers]]
/ Narrator: SUNDAY MORNING
/ Jeffrey: I feel...vaguely guilty for some reason.
/ MC Frontalot: I feel all hungoverey. / [[Sideview: MC Frontalot getting out of bed,... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20111211.html |
| Twenty Twelve | [[Jeffrey lies, disheveled, on the ground; Weedmaster P sits next to him]]
/ Jeffrey: Wh...where am I...what year is it?
/ Weedmaster P: HOW THE HELL SHOULD I KNOW / Jeffrey: I remember it being almost Christmas and then... I got dizzy...
/ Weedmaster P: YOUR BRAIN PROBABLY DUMPED ALL THE MEMORIES TO KEEP... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20120110.html |
| Pellets | [[Jeffrey walks, abs drawn on him and Joanna]]
/ Jeffrey [[thinking]]: Oh man I remembered to take my fish oil, I better take it before I forget. / [[jeffrey takes pills from bottle]]
/ < http://overcompensating.com/posts/20120112.html |
| The Getaway | [[Jeffrey stands at ATM, wearing sunglasses; Tallahassee stands behind]]
/ Tallahassee: I just want to say for the record I think it's wrong to empty all the company accounts and flee the country.
/ Jeffrey: I told you it ain't stealin' if you can somehow convince yourself you earned it! / [[Shot of ATM... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20120123.html |
| St. Groundhog's Day Eve 2012 | [[Tallahassee and Jeffrey sit, sunburned, on an airplane. Tallahassee looks out window.]]
/ Tallahassee: Jeffrey the Bahamas are moving away from us, why is that happening?
/ Jeffrey: 'Cause tomorrow is St. Groundhog's Day. Also we ran out of money at the airport on the way there. / Tallahassee: How was... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20120201.html |
| St. Groundhog's Day 2012 | [[Tallahassee and Jeffrey walk, disheveled]]
/ Narrator: PUNXSATAWNEY, PA
/ Jeffrey: You know, I been thinkin' about how come St. Groundhog's Day is so important to my people--
/ Tallahassee: GASP! / [[Tallahasse in foreground, unfocused, Better Business Burro in background]]
/ Tallahassee: It's the Better... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20120202.html |
| St. Groundhog's Day 2012 Part Two | [[Jeffrey stares into distance, Tallahassee consults tablet]]
/ Jeffrey: The groundhog is staring at me, Tallahassee. What does it mean?
/ Tallahassee: According to the Spirit Farmer's Maniac Almanac...six weeks of cholera. / [[Hand of Better Business Burro, holding card]]
/ Card: UNLESS... / [[BBB handing... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20120205.html |
| St. Groundhog's Day 2012 Part Three | [[Jeffrey stands, Topato floats, in Punxsatawney, PA]]
/ Jeffrey: Alright, Topato. What do I gotta do to get you to cure my Groundhog curse?
/ Topato: Jeffrey are you aware that is has been nearly nine months since the last adventure story involving me? / Jeffrey: Two...three...five and a half...eight... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20120207.html |
| Enter the Spirit Journey | [[Jeffrey stands uncomfortably, Topato floats, in Punxsatawney, PA]]
/ Jeffrey: A spirit journey? I don't know about that, Topato...what if I get drug-tested?
/ Topato: Are you not technically your own employer? Why would you test yourself for drug use? / Jeffrey: Let's just say as my own boss I got at... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20120208.html |
| Spirit Journey's End | Jeffrey: Ah. My spirit journey is complete. / Jeffrey: Now I just gotta sit down at my computerin' machine and get all these ideas organized. / [[Later]] Jeffrey: I ... I don't .... / Jeffrey: What the fuck does this even mean? http://overcompensating.com/posts/20120210.html |
| Tell Us the Truth About St Valentime's Day | [[Jeffrey sits at computer in foreground, Weedmaster P in background]]
/ Jeffrey: Okay internet, I get it. Sometimes ladies have weenies. I get it.
/ Weedmaster P: WHOA DID YOU COME BACK FROM YOUR SPIRIT JOURNEY
/ Jeffrey: I been back. Now git, I'm researchin' about Valentime Day. / Weedmaster P: BUT DON'T... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20120214.html |
| Grider | [[An excited and levitating Tallahassee approaches Jeffrey who is sitting sadly on the floor in his shorts.]]
/ Tallahassee: Hey Jeffrey, the gang's all going out to watch "Ghost Rider"! You wanna come with?
/ Jeffrey: What's "Ghost Rider"? / [[The back of Tallahassee's head starts to explain, but Jeffrey... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20120222.html |
| What's THAT All About | [[Jeffrey stands in brightly colored outfit (red shoes, orange high-waisted pants with suspenders, yellow shirt with white collar, turquoise tie), talking to Weedmaster P, who is sitting on the floor cradling Joanna]]
/ Jeffrey: The other day I went to a drive-thru ATM and it had braille writing on it!... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20120224.html |
| L.E.A.P. Day 2012 | Heh, heh, heh. Happy March First, everyone.
/ It's not March 1st. It's February 29th. Leap Day. / Wait, whaaaaaat? / No! / I turned off the grow light for my Rapture Demon one day too soon!
/ Stupid discount calendar bin... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20120229.html |
| Gods and Monsters | [[Joanna and Winston lie around, being dumb. Weedmaster P observes, hands on hips]]
/ Weedmaster P: DO ANIMALS THINK PEOPLE ARE LIKE, GODS / [[Weedmaster P kneels by Joanna, Jeffrey stands next to them]]
/ Weedmaster P: AND THE REASON THEY ACT SO DUMB IS BECAUSE THEY'RE TRIPPING AN UNBELIEVABLE AMOUNT... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20120306.html |
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