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| American Polls | [[Jeffrey and Baby at a news desk in front of "NEWS" backdrop.]]
/ Jeffrey: A new study from the Elitist Snob Center has found that only 22% of Americans are just ignorant as shit.
/ Baby: That's down almost 25% from last year after it was discovered a large number of respondents were trolling. / Baby:... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100820.html |
| All Around Us | Jeff: Even-- even my TOOTHBRUSH?
/ Weedmaster P: ExPECIALLY your toothbrush man there's trace amounts of human feces on EVERYTHING
/ [[Jeff begins to walk away sadly, WP calls after him.]]
/ Weedmaster P: Basically everything in the whole goddang world is covered in a fine layer of shit
/ [[Jeff wanders... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100826.html |
| Rash Medicine | Jeffrey: Ah, Weedmaster P... Your rash medicine seems to be working quite well... / [[Empty chair at other end of table]] / Jeffrey: Because you're invisible! / Weedmaster P, with a snake body and rashes on his face: Do what now
/ Jeffrey: AUGHH! / {{Never trust a rash medicine that you buy from a... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100830.html |
| Rash Medicine Prequel | Caption: 24 Hours Earlier...
/ Jeffrey: Man you gotta get that rash looked at.
/ Weedmaster P: I'm still waitin' on that letter that proves I'm a useless piece of shit so I gan get me some free Nobamacare. / Weedmaster P: Holy SHIT
/ Gnome: A-har! Did I hear ye lads say ye got a rash? I got a miracle potion... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100901.html |
| Rash Medicine Prequel Prequel | Rash Medicine Prequel Prequel / 12 hours earlier...
/ [[Weedmaster P in his underwear, suffering on a bare floor, surrounded by the Machine Elf baby and some ingenious joint/crackpipe combination.]]
/ Weedmaster P: Aaaugh uggh invisible ants crawlin all over me / [[In the bathroom. He stares at hygiene... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100902.html |
| Rash Medicine Epilogue | [[Jeffrey talking to a snake Weedmaster P]]
/ Narrator: The Present Day
/ Jeffrey: How are you supposed to fold tee-shirts like that, Weedmaster P?
/ Weedmaster P: I DONNO I GUESS I'LL JUST GO ON DISABILITY OR SOME SHIT MY RASH IS GONE THOUGH / Jeffrey: No way, man! We're gonna find that leprechaun thing... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100903.html |
| Labor Day 2010 | Labor Day 2010 / [[Jeffrey is punching himself, cuts and bones sticking out all over him, and a spiny lizard (turtle?) gnawing on his foot. Tallahassee is electrocuting herself.]]
/ Jeffrey: Augh! Ungh! Ungh! AUUGH!
/ Offscreen: AIEEE!
/ Tallahasee: OW! < http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100906.html |
| Grandpa LeRoy | Jeffry: Quarterly taxes...
/ Insurance fraud...
/ Market consumer synergy...
/ profit security
/ AIDS
/ the BEES
/ EXECUTIVE PROBLEMS. / Grandpa Leroy: Oba-ha! Boy, them ain't no kinda problems oughta be keepin' a Cherokee up at night!
/ Jeffry: G-g-g-g-Grandpa Leroy?! A g-g-g-g-g-ghost?! http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100908.html |
| Grandpa LeRoy and the Infinite Sadness | Jeffry: Will you talk some Cherokee to me, Grandpa LeRoy?
/ Grandpa Leroy: No. It ain't like you'd understand it. You can't claim Cherokee blood if you don't even understand the language. / Grandpa Leroy: Bein' Cherokee ain't just about runnin' 'round yellin' about how bad Cherokees got it. You ain't... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100910.html |
| SPX 2010 | Narrator: SPX, North Bethesda, MD Saturday Night
/ [[Jeffrey holds a can of drink and stands next to fellow comic artist Kate Beaton]] / [[Lumpy Space Princess shakes Cat Rackham]]
/ L.S.P.: Come work on my lumping TV show idiot
/ Cat Rackham: AUUUGH AUUGH / [[Jeffrey scratches his head and reads the... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100913.html |
| Ooh Look at Me | Jeffrey: Everything would be so perfect if everyone had the same opinions about everything as I did, wouldn't it Joanna? / Tallahassee: Ooh look at me. I'm Jeffrey Rowland and I'm weird and I talk to my zombie cat to try to validate all of my stupid opinions! / Jeffrey: Ooh look at me, I'm Tallahassee... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100915.html |
| New Jeans | Tallahassee and Baby: Jeffrey you have to buy new jeans! / [[Jeffrey pictures a scene in which his jeans are too tight and people point and laugh at him]]
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| TopatoCo Jobs | [[Picture of a warehouse]] /
/ Topato: Jeffrey! You have somehow managed to conduct the operation of TopatoCo for a number of years without utterly destroying it. I am somewhat pleased. /
/ Jeffrey: Topato! / / Topato: As a reward, I am increasing your employee allowance by... two. / / Jeffrey: Hooray!... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100917.html |
| TopatoCo Jobs Part Two | Tallahassee [[skipping down a hallway]]: Good news! We found some perfect people to hire!
/ Paperklip: They're all astonishingly overqualified!
/ Jeffrey [[sitting down angrily]]: WHAT?! Why wasn't I involved? / Tallahassee: No offense Jeffrey, but you're a terrible judge of character.
/ Jeffrey: But I... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100920.html |
| TopatoCo Jobs Part Three | {{Top text: MIAMI RICK'S CHECK CASHERY & LIQUORARIUM}}
/ Weedmaster P: THIS IS WHERE BAD PEOPLE GO WHEN THEY DIE
/ Jeffrey: What time do they open?
/ Weedmaster P: LIKE NOW / Weedmaster P: HERE COMES A PERSON
/ [[terrifying man approaches]]
/ Jeffrey: Hey! Dude! You need a job? / Man: Standerd deal. Hunnerd... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100921.html |
| TopatoCo Jobs Part Four | [[Top: "THE VERY NEXT DAY"]]
/ Tallahassee: Jeffrey why did you hire a paranormal investigator?
/ Jeffrey: I screwed up! I ain't no good at hirin'. I ain't fit to hire a dog catcher. Might as well shoot me. / Tallahassee: It's cool! We got it. Paperklip hired the perfect funployee!
/ Paperklip: I was in... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100922.html |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100924.html?ref=nf">http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100924.html?ref=nf | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Cerebrotrol | [[Baby sits on the floor surrounded by cats with her arms around her knees.]]
/ Voiceover: Do you live alone and own more than 11 cats but are terrified to touch them with your bare hands?
/ Baby: Auugh! / [[Baby with mangy hair faces a toaster with a vaguely toaster-shaped hand.]]
/ Voiceover: Are you... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100927.html |
| Everybody is Sick | {{Title: Everybody is Sick}}
/ [[Sub/urban-looking background, cement patio or something. There's an unconscious (dead?) body on the ground.]]
/ Jeffrey Rowland: Hey everybody, remember when I was all sick? I'm all better now, yaay!
/ Weed-Master P: THAT'S GREAT DICK-ASS BUT NOW EVERYBODY ELSE IS SICK... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100929.html |
| Country Boy | [[Jeffrey is sitting on a chair in a dark cave. Joanna is next to him.]] /
/ Jeffrey: Boy I tell you what, Joanna, today's forecast is a hunnerd percent chance of hard times. Country boys like me got it rough! / / Weedmaster P: YOU AIN'T NO REAL COUNTRY BOY YOU A LIPSTICK HILLBILLY A REAL COUNTRY BOY... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100930.html |
| The New Townsperson | [[Jeffrey hanging sign that reads "WELCOME HOME ANDREW HUSSIE"]]
/ Weedmaster P: WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT / Jeffrey: The Huss is movin' into town today, Weedmaster P!
/ Weedmaster P: IS HE THAT SKINNY MAN THAT MAKES THOSE COMICS THAT YOU HAVE TO FIGURE OUT
/ Jeffrey: He sure is. / Jeffrey: And about that...... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20101001.html |
| Hunting the Hunters | {{Top: GHOST HUNTER HUNTERS}}
/ Andrew Hussie: Ma'am we understand you've been visited by ghost hunters?
/ Dirty Old Woman: Last night I heard a noise out in the shed and when I turned on the porch light I swear I seen a couple 'them boys scurry off out to th' yonder / [[Forest, at night]]
/ {{Hussie is... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20101003.html |
| The Unbearable Lightness of Being Bros | Jeffrey: Dang, Andrew Hussie! It sure is great hangin' out and bein' bros together... it just feels right, y'know?
/ Andrew Hussie: Yeah, about that... / Andrew Hussie: I don't know if you've noticed but I usually spend about 160 hours a week making comics, so I... I'll uh, I'll see you around. / [silence] / [silence] / Jeffrey:... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20101005.html |
| Reunited | [[Weedmaster sits in a chair fondling his machine elf and Jeffrey walks in with a package of Wipe It brand toilet paper.]]
/ Weedmaster: Oh Machine Elf I'm sorry I kept you in that magic vase but now we're free to be best friends
/ Jeffrey: Weedmaster P, I'm sorry I been neglectin' you. I got you an "I'm... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20101006.html |
| Montr?al | Jeffrey: Wh.. Where am I?
/ Death Mole Jacques: Long story short, you're in Montreal, and if you want to look at her butthole it costs ten dollars. / Jeffrey: Ten Dollars? How much for a gin and tonic?
/ Death Mole Jacques: Like forty dollars.
/ Jeffrey: Well I / Death Mole Jacques: Dude, it's like you're... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20101009.html |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://overcompensating.com/posts/20101010.html?ref=nf">http://overcompensating.com/posts/20101010.html?ref=nf | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Columbus Day 2010 | {{Comic Title: Columbus Day 2010}} / [[Jeffrey and Weedmaster P are walking on the streets]] / Jeffrey: It's Columbus Day again!
/ Jeffrey: Let's rag on Christopher Columbus!
/ Weedmaster P: MAN WHAT'S THE POINT
/ Weedmaster P: HE'S JUST A DUMB DEAD ASS-HOLE THAT MADE A BUNCH OF MISTAKES / Jeffrey: Whoa,... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20101012.html |
| Unfreeze the Man | Jeffrey: Paperklip, is the new funployee thawed out yet? I'm tired of doing work. Can't you make it go faster?
/ Paperklip: Just a few more days, Jeffrey. Unfreezing a caveman is an extremely delicate procedure. / Jeffrey: No it ain't! In every movie I ever seen where they thaw somebody out they just... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20101013.html |
| Miracles | Jesus: Dad, there's a plan crashing! We have to do something!
/ God: Send an angel! Tell 'em to save one person... a baby. / Jesus: But we can save the whole plane! We can technically make it so that nothing bad ever happens again.
/ God: You have much to learn, my son. Hurry up, now. Save that baby! / [[Newspaper... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20101014.html |
| Thaw | [[Jeffrey is sitting on what appears to be a toilet or beanbag chair while conversing with Weedmaster P]]
/ Jeffrey: You know what I'm scared of? Things I don't understand. I wish there was a way people who also don't understand those things could make me more afraid of them by repeating things they make... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20101015.html |
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