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American Polls [[Jeffrey and Baby at a news desk in front of "NEWS" backdrop.]] / Jeffrey: A new study from the Elitist Snob Center has found that only 22% of Americans are just ignorant as shit. / Baby: That's down almost 25% from last year after it was discovered a large number of respondents were trolling. / Baby:...
All Around Us Jeff: Even-- even my TOOTHBRUSH? / Weedmaster P: ExPECIALLY your toothbrush man there's trace amounts of human feces on EVERYTHING / [[Jeff begins to walk away sadly, WP calls after him.]] / Weedmaster P: Basically everything in the whole goddang world is covered in a fine layer of shit / [[Jeff wanders...
Rash Medicine Jeffrey: Ah, Weedmaster P... Your rash medicine seems to be working quite well... / [[Empty chair at other end of table]] / Jeffrey: Because you're invisible! / Weedmaster P, with a snake body and rashes on his face: Do what now / Jeffrey: AUGHH! / {{Never trust a rash medicine that you buy from a...
Rash Medicine Prequel Caption: 24 Hours Earlier... / Jeffrey: Man you gotta get that rash looked at. / Weedmaster P: I'm still waitin' on that letter that proves I'm a useless piece of shit so I gan get me some free Nobamacare. / Weedmaster P: Holy SHIT / Gnome: A-har! Did I hear ye lads say ye got a rash? I got a miracle potion...
Rash Medicine Prequel Prequel Rash Medicine Prequel Prequel / 12 hours earlier... / [[Weedmaster P in his underwear, suffering on a bare floor, surrounded by the Machine Elf baby and some ingenious joint/crackpipe combination.]] / Weedmaster P: Aaaugh uggh invisible ants crawlin all over me / [[In the bathroom. He stares at hygiene...
 
Rash Medicine Epilogue [[Jeffrey talking to a snake Weedmaster P]] / Narrator: The Present Day / Jeffrey: How are you supposed to fold tee-shirts like that, Weedmaster P? / Weedmaster P: I DONNO I GUESS I'LL JUST GO ON DISABILITY OR SOME SHIT MY RASH IS GONE THOUGH / Jeffrey: No way, man! We're gonna find that leprechaun thing...
Labor Day 2010 Labor Day 2010 / [[Jeffrey is punching himself, cuts and bones sticking out all over him, and a spiny lizard (turtle?) gnawing on his foot. Tallahassee is electrocuting herself.]] / Jeffrey: Augh! Ungh! Ungh! AUUGH! / Offscreen: AIEEE! / Tallahasee: OW! <> OWW! / Lizard: <> / Weedmaster...
Grandpa LeRoy Jeffry: Quarterly taxes... / Insurance fraud... / Market consumer synergy... / profit security / AIDS / the BEES / EXECUTIVE PROBLEMS. / Grandpa Leroy: Oba-ha! Boy, them ain't no kinda problems oughta be keepin' a Cherokee up at night! / Jeffry: G-g-g-g-Grandpa Leroy?! A g-g-g-g-g-ghost?!
Grandpa LeRoy and the Infinite Sadness Jeffry: Will you talk some Cherokee to me, Grandpa LeRoy? / Grandpa Leroy: No. It ain't like you'd understand it. You can't claim Cherokee blood if you don't even understand the language. / Grandpa Leroy: Bein' Cherokee ain't just about runnin' 'round yellin' about how bad Cherokees got it. You ain't...
SPX 2010 Narrator: SPX, North Bethesda, MD Saturday Night / [[Jeffrey holds a can of drink and stands next to fellow comic artist Kate Beaton]] / [[Lumpy Space Princess shakes Cat Rackham]] / L.S.P.: Come work on my lumping TV show idiot / Cat Rackham: AUUUGH AUUGH / [[Jeffrey scratches his head and reads the...
 
Ooh Look at Me Jeffrey: Everything would be so perfect if everyone had the same opinions about everything as I did, wouldn't it Joanna? / Tallahassee: Ooh look at me. I'm Jeffrey Rowland and I'm weird and I talk to my zombie cat to try to validate all of my stupid opinions! / Jeffrey: Ooh look at me, I'm Tallahassee...
New Jeans Tallahassee and Baby: Jeffrey you have to buy new jeans! / [[Jeffrey pictures a scene in which his jeans are too tight and people point and laugh at him]] / <> / [[Jeffrey pictures a scene in which his jeans are too baggy and people point and laugh at him]] / <http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100916.html
TopatoCo Jobs [[Picture of a warehouse]] / / Topato: Jeffrey! You have somehow managed to conduct the operation of TopatoCo for a number of years without utterly destroying it. I am somewhat pleased. / / Jeffrey: Topato! / / Topato: As a reward, I am increasing your employee allowance by... two. / / Jeffrey: Hooray!...
TopatoCo Jobs Part Two Tallahassee [[skipping down a hallway]]: Good news! We found some perfect people to hire! / Paperklip: They're all astonishingly overqualified! / Jeffrey [[sitting down angrily]]: WHAT?! Why wasn't I involved? / Tallahassee: No offense Jeffrey, but you're a terrible judge of character. / Jeffrey: But I...
TopatoCo Jobs Part Three {{Top text: MIAMI RICK'S CHECK CASHERY & LIQUORARIUM}} / Weedmaster P: THIS IS WHERE BAD PEOPLE GO WHEN THEY DIE / Jeffrey: What time do they open? / Weedmaster P: LIKE NOW / Weedmaster P: HERE COMES A PERSON / [[terrifying man approaches]] / Jeffrey: Hey! Dude! You need a job? / Man: Standerd deal. Hunnerd...
 
TopatoCo Jobs Part Four [[Top: "THE VERY NEXT DAY"]] / Tallahassee: Jeffrey why did you hire a paranormal investigator? / Jeffrey: I screwed up! I ain't no good at hirin'. I ain't fit to hire a dog catcher. Might as well shoot me. / Tallahassee: It's cool! We got it. Paperklip hired the perfect funployee! / Paperklip: I was in...
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Cerebrotrol [[Baby sits on the floor surrounded by cats with her arms around her knees.]] / Voiceover: Do you live alone and own more than 11 cats but are terrified to touch them with your bare hands? / Baby: Auugh! / [[Baby with mangy hair faces a toaster with a vaguely toaster-shaped hand.]] / Voiceover: Are you...
Everybody is Sick {{Title: Everybody is Sick}} / [[Sub/urban-looking background, cement patio or something. There's an unconscious (dead?) body on the ground.]] / Jeffrey Rowland: Hey everybody, remember when I was all sick? I'm all better now, yaay! / Weed-Master P: THAT'S GREAT DICK-ASS BUT NOW EVERYBODY ELSE IS SICK...
Country Boy [[Jeffrey is sitting on a chair in a dark cave. Joanna is next to him.]] / / Jeffrey: Boy I tell you what, Joanna, today's forecast is a hunnerd percent chance of hard times. Country boys like me got it rough! / / Weedmaster P: YOU AIN'T NO REAL COUNTRY BOY YOU A LIPSTICK HILLBILLY A REAL COUNTRY BOY...
 
The New Townsperson [[Jeffrey hanging sign that reads "WELCOME HOME ANDREW HUSSIE"]] / Weedmaster P: WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT / Jeffrey: The Huss is movin' into town today, Weedmaster P! / Weedmaster P: IS HE THAT SKINNY MAN THAT MAKES THOSE COMICS THAT YOU HAVE TO FIGURE OUT / Jeffrey: He sure is. / Jeffrey: And about that......
Hunting the Hunters {{Top: GHOST HUNTER HUNTERS}} / Andrew Hussie: Ma'am we understand you've been visited by ghost hunters? / Dirty Old Woman: Last night I heard a noise out in the shed and when I turned on the porch light I swear I seen a couple 'them boys scurry off out to th' yonder / [[Forest, at night]] / {{Hussie is...
The Unbearable Lightness of Being Bros Jeffrey: Dang, Andrew Hussie! It sure is great hangin' out and bein' bros together... it just feels right, y'know? / Andrew Hussie: Yeah, about that... / Andrew Hussie: I don't know if you've noticed but I usually spend about 160 hours a week making comics, so I... I'll uh, I'll see you around. / [silence] / [silence] / Jeffrey:...
Reunited [[Weedmaster sits in a chair fondling his machine elf and Jeffrey walks in with a package of Wipe It brand toilet paper.]] / Weedmaster: Oh Machine Elf I'm sorry I kept you in that magic vase but now we're free to be best friends / Jeffrey: Weedmaster P, I'm sorry I been neglectin' you. I got you an "I'm...
Montr?al Jeffrey: Wh.. Where am I? / Death Mole Jacques: Long story short, you're in Montreal, and if you want to look at her butthole it costs ten dollars. / Jeffrey: Ten Dollars? How much for a gin and tonic? / Death Mole Jacques: Like forty dollars. / Jeffrey: Well I / Death Mole Jacques: Dude, it's like you're...
 
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Columbus Day 2010 {{Comic Title: Columbus Day 2010}} / [[Jeffrey and Weedmaster P are walking on the streets]] / Jeffrey: It's Columbus Day again! / Jeffrey: Let's rag on Christopher Columbus! / Weedmaster P: MAN WHAT'S THE POINT / Weedmaster P: HE'S JUST A DUMB DEAD ASS-HOLE THAT MADE A BUNCH OF MISTAKES / Jeffrey: Whoa,...
Unfreeze the Man Jeffrey: Paperklip, is the new funployee thawed out yet? I'm tired of doing work. Can't you make it go faster? / Paperklip: Just a few more days, Jeffrey. Unfreezing a caveman is an extremely delicate procedure. / Jeffrey: No it ain't! In every movie I ever seen where they thaw somebody out they just...
Miracles Jesus: Dad, there's a plan crashing! We have to do something! / God: Send an angel! Tell 'em to save one person... a baby. / Jesus: But we can save the whole plane! We can technically make it so that nothing bad ever happens again. / God: You have much to learn, my son. Hurry up, now. Save that baby! / [[Newspaper...
Thaw [[Jeffrey is sitting on what appears to be a toilet or beanbag chair while conversing with Weedmaster P]] / Jeffrey: You know what I'm scared of? Things I don't understand. I wish there was a way people who also don't understand those things could make me more afraid of them by repeating things they make...
 

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