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| OVERCOMPENSATING: Abandonment Issues | Jeffrey Rowland: Abandoning a car! That's something I've never done.
/ Weedmaster P: WHAT / Weedmaster P: HOW DO YOU GET RID OF CARS THEN
/ Jeffrey Rowland: Uh... trade 'em in? Sell 'em? Give 'em to poor relatives? / Weedmaster P: NOT WHERE I'M FROM MAN WHEN A CAR BREAKS DOWN YOU JUST ABANDON THE SHIT... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100427.html |
| OVERCOMPENSATING: Grey | Tallahassee: What's wrong this time, Jeffrey?
/ Jeffrey: Man Tallahassee sometimes life just smacks you upside the head with a sock full of real... / Jeffrey: You know how I can't grow a beard on account of bein' a half-breed Cherokee that ain't yet took the life of a white man? Well now some of the... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100428.html |
| OVERCOMPENSATING: Grey | Tallahassee: What's wrong this time, Jeffrey?
/ Jeffrey: Man Tallahassee sometimes life just smacks you upside the head with a sock full of real... / Jeffrey: You know how I can't grow a beard on account of bein' a half-breed Cherokee that ain't yet took the life of a white man? Well now some of the... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100428.html |
| OVERCOMPENSATING: The End of Politics | [[Tallahassee stands behind Jeffrey who is sat at his computer. Jeffrey's hat reads "Politics"]]
/ Tallahasse; Jeffrey what's going on? All the news channels are responsibly reporting facts!
/ Jeffrey; I did it! I figured out how to win all political arguments on the internet! / [[Jeffrey stands, holding... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100430.html |
| OVERCOMPENSATING: The Wiping of Poop | Jeffrey: Aw, man! I got poops on my arm!
/ Baby: Not again! / Baby: Here, I'll just wipe it off with this flimsy bit of tissue paper! / Jeffrey: Did you get it all?
/ Baby: I think so! I don't see no more poop on the paper! / Jeffrey: Phew! http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100503.html |
| OVERCOMPENSATING: So Random | Baby: Narwhals!
/ Jeffrey: What?
/ Baby: oh, I'm just bein' random! Cheese hobo! / Weedmaster P: MAN THAT AIN'T RANDOM AT ALL CHECK THIS OUT
/ Weedmaster P: JESUS BACON HOBO NARWHAL PIE! / Baby: Robot bacon can has Christopher Walken!
/ Weedmaster P: PIRATE NINJA CHUCK NORRIS MONKEY RICK ASTLEY!
/ Baby:... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100504.html |
| OVERCOMPENSATING: So Random | Baby: Narwhals!
/ Jeffrey: What?
/ Baby: oh, I'm just bein' random! Cheese hobo! / Weedmaster P: MAN THAT AIN'T RANDOM AT ALL CHECK THIS OUT
/ Weedmaster P: JESUS BACON HOBO NARWHAL PIE! / Baby: Robot bacon can has Christopher Walken!
/ Weedmaster P: PIRATE NINJA CHUCK NORRIS MONKEY RICK ASTLEY!
/ Baby:... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100504.html |
| OVERCOMPENSATING: TCAF 2010 Part One | [[TORONTO...]]
/ Redbeard the Butcher: < http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100505.html |
| TCAF 2010 Part Two | [[Daytime, Jeffrey's black Acura Integra car sits facing a huge airport launch ramp.]]
/ Narrator: Thursday, 12:30 Boston. Flight departure 13:45. / [[Car still waiting]]
/ Narrator: One hour 45 min. later... / [[Jeffrey's bare foot slams the accelerator down]] / [[The car leap off of the ramp into... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100507.html |
| OVERCOMPENSATING: TCAF 2010 Part Three | [[Jeffrey, wearing a BAT MAN T-shirt is talking to Ryan North]]
/ Jeffrey: OK, so I get that Spider-Man was bit by a spider, but does that mean that Batman got bit by a bat?
/ Ryan: No, he's just like that. / Jeffrey: What would happen if Batman got bit by Spider-Man? / Ryan: A strained friendship. http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100510.html |
| OVERCOMPENSATING: The Ultimate Idea | Jeffrey: Weedmaster P, what are you doing? / [[Weedmaster P is lying down on a sunny spot on the floor in boxer shorts, holding a hot dog.]]
/ Weedmaster P: LAYIN' IN A SUNBEAM IN MY DRAWERS EATIN' A GODDAMN HOT DOG
/ Weedmaster P: 'THE FUCK DOES IT LOOK LIKE I'M DOIN' / [[Jeffrey contemplates the situation.]] / [[Jeffrey... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100512.html |
| OVERCOMPENSATING: Drinking | {{Title: Drinking}} / {{Panel 1}}
/ [[Jeffrey is staring into his phone, while Tallahassee looks on angrily]]
/ Jeffrey: Man, I don't remember takin' any of these pictures on my phone!
/ Tallahassee: Maybe if you didn't drink so much you'd be able to remember things! / {{Panel 2}}
/ [[Weedmaster P, Paperklip... http://overcompensating.com/?20100514 |
| OVERCOMPENSATING: Drinking | [[Jeffrey and Tallahassee stand near a cinderblock wall. Jeffrey is holding a smartphone]]
/ Jeffrey: Man I don't remember takin' any of these pictures on my phone!
/ Tallahassee: Maybe if you didn't drink so much you'd be able to remember things! / [[Weedmaster P, Paperklip, and Baby shout at Jeffrey... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100514.html |
| OVERCOMPENSATING: Drinking | [[Jeffrey and Tallahassee stand near a cinderblock wall. Jeffrey is holding a smartphone]]
/ Jeffrey: Man I don't remember takin' any of these pictures on my phone!
/ Tallahassee: Maybe if you didn't drink so much you'd be able to remember things! / [[Weedmaster P, Paperklip, and Baby shout at Jeffrey... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100514.html |
| Circular Saw | [[Jeffrey stands in a parking lot, holding a circular saw above his head and wearing a yellow shirt which says NOT THE BEES on it. > TAKE CIRCULAR SAW is written above Jeffrey. ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED is written below him.]] / [[Jeffrey holds his head. Above his head is a thought bubble with Luke Skywalker... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100517.html |
| OVERCOMPENSATING: History Mistakes | [[Jeffrey sits on a black plastic trashbag and holds a smart phone. Weedmaster P leans against a wall and wears a long-sleeved green shirt with a cross crest on it. The wall is marked QUARANTINE]]
/ Jeffrey: Wow! did you know history books can be edited to favor the worldview of a few religious zealots?
/ Weedmaster... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100519.html |
| OVERCOMPENSATING: History Mistakes | [[Jeffrey sits on a black plastic trashbag and holds a smart phone. Weedmaster P leans against a wall and wears a long-sleeved green shirt with a cross crest on it. The wall is marked QUARANTINE]]
/ Jeffrey: Wow! did you know history books can be edited to favor the worldview of a few religious zealots?
/ Weedmaster... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100519.html |
| The Anxiety | Jeffrey: Augh! My anxiety's actin' up! Stay away from me!
/ Baby: Maybe you oughta see a doctor about yer anxiety! / Jeffrey: No way! They'll just give me some drug that'll turn me into a zombie that the government can track!
/ Tallahassee: Maybe you should go see a doctor about your anxiety and insane... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100520.html |
| Rewritin' History | Jeffrey: Man, rewritin' history is awesome!
/ Baby: Put more Draculas in there! / Jeffrey: How about if we say all the founding fathers was kicked outta Europe 'cuz they were all Draculas, Wolfmen, and witches!
/ Weedmaster: And Frankensteins / Weedmaster: And that they didn't genocide the Native Americans... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100521.html |
| OVERCOMPENSATING: Theo | Theo: Happy Brirthday, guys.
/ I got this fish.
/ Do you know how to clean a fish? / Theo: There's also a big box of leather stuff in the car for you.
/ Now I'm gonna go tenderize this fish. / [[Theo opens a bottle]] / [[Theo beats fish with the bottle (Animated)]] / {{Tagline: Thanks to Theo we are... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100525.html |
| Birthday Card by Brian Carroll | [[Drawn by Brian Carroll. Jeffrey and Tallahassee eat Macatacahodo 360s atop a giant cake inspired by/covered in hot dogs, tacos, and macaroni; Jeffrey, Tallahasse, and most of the upright hot dogs have lit candles stuck in the top of them]]
/ Caption: MACA - TACA - HODO - CAKE-SHAPED-DELIGHT / {{Alt-text:... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100526.html |
| OVERCOMPENSATING: Mid-Life Crisis | [[Jeffrey stands in a cinderblock room, with his hair straightened on one side, and slicked over one eye, wearing a pink t-shirt inscribed with the visage of a man who appears to bear an odd resemblance to a furry animal and the text "HERO", green skinny jeans, and an iPod. Tallahassee Econolodge is... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100527.html |
| Curse Workin' | Jeffrey: I'm skeptical about this curse-workin' business, Black Holly. Is it magick?
/ Black Holly: No, it's biological. Just touch somebody with your hand and your curse goes on them! / Jeffrey: So it's like The force? Like the Midichlorians?
/ Black Holly: No no no. No. No, no. No no no.
/ Jeffrey: So... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100531.html |
| Oil Problems | [[Jeffery and Baby lie are in a white room with Joanna in the distance]]
/ Jeffery: Baby, do you know what's nice about that stupid oil leak?
/ Baby: Shinier water?
/ Jeffery: No! It's that there is no way I could ever possibly fuck up my job worse than those shitbags at that oil company! / [[Paperklip... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100601.html |
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| Guns N' Wal-Marts | Tallahassee: Hey Jeffrey let's go down to the Wal-Marts!
/ Jeffrey: No WAY.
/ Tallahassee: Why not this time? / Jeffrey: Odds are there's at least two people in the Wal-Marts that are packin' guns. And they both only got a finite number of actons they can each take -- one of which is "go shithouse rat... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100603.html |
| Ridiculous | [[Jeffery lays on the floor of an unfinished room wearing a party hat that says "Butt", while Tallahassee stand behind him]]
/ Tallahassee: Jeffery, sometime you're ridiculous! / [[Jeffery sits up]]
/ Jeffery: Why? Is it because I eat up all your crackers and licorice? / [[Tallahassee glares at Jeffery]] / [[Jeffery... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100607.html |
| OVERCOMPENSATING: Bad Ass | [[Weedmaster P enters to find Jeffrey doing a push-up]]
/ Weedmaster P: What the dicks are you DOING turd butt
/ Jeffrey: Push-ups!
/ Weedmaster P: Why
/ Jeffrey: Gonna become a bad-ass! / Weedmaster P: Why you trying to be a bad ass it's pointless
/ Jeffrey: 'Cause I ain't no good at math. The way I see... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100608.html |
| All My Ackbars | [[A long picture of Jeffrey Rowland's desk and workplace, featuring dozens of Admiral Ackbar figures.]] / {{Bottom Text: Some say I have a problem, but they're just jealous 'cause they don't have as many Admiral Ackbar figures as I do}} / {{Alt Text: If anybody has any spare 1982 Admiral Ackbar figures... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100609.html |
| Meth-Based Life | Weedmaster: Oh shit science found meth-based life in outer space
/ Jeffrey: What?
/ Weedmaster: Aaugh / Weedmaster: Man I don't even wanna think about it
/ Weedmaster: Just imagine a whole planet full of aliens made out of meth
/ Weedmaster: It's like "Doom" except real and aliens tweakin constantly with... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100610.html |
| OVERCOMPENSATING: Book Layout Party! | Andrew WK: Jeffrey Rowland! Do you remember that book you were working on over three years ago that I wrote you the introduction for? Have you finished it yet?
/ Jeffrey Rowland: Almost there, Andrew WK! / [[Andrew WK does a rock-star stage leap.]]
/ Andrew WK: All right! I can't wait to get it in my... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100615.html |
| OVERCOMPENSATING: Book Layout Party! | Andrew WK: Jeffrey Rowland! Do you remember that book you were working on over three years ago that I wrote you the introduction for? Have you finished it yet?
/ Jeffrey Rowland: Almost there, Andrew WK! / [[Andrew WK does a rock-star stage leap.]]
/ Andrew WK: All right! I can't wait to get it in my... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100615.html |
| OVERCOMPENSATING: The Journal Comic With a Seething Disdain for Reality. | [[this entire comic is a wordless picture of joanna laying in a desert or something.]] http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100618.html |
| The Next Thing | [[In a warehouse, Jeffery types on a typewriter as Weedmaster P walks up to him]]
/ Weedmaster P: Hey retarded head did you finish makin' that stupid book yet?
/ Typewriter text: ...and they were all dead the whole time. THE END.
/ Jeffery: Yep! Just finished, just now! / [[Tallahassee and Baby walk into... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100621.html |
| The Curious Case of Jar-Jar Binks | Weedmaster P: AUGH ENNGH
/ Jefrrey: Are you writin' a book, too, Weedmaster P? Everybody's got book fever!
/ Weedmaster P: YEAH MAN I GOT AN IDEA / Weedmaster P: I FOUND OUT THE OTHER DAY THAT JAR-JAR WAS ON ALDERAAN WHEN IT GOT BLOWED UP BY THE DEATH STAR. SO I GOT THE IDEA THAT WHAT IF HE GOT FROZEN... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100622.html |
| OVERCOMPENSATING: Birthdays were the Worst Days | Jeffrey: Joanna, I just noticed that I don't even know when your birthday is! / Jeffrey: Holy cow! You mean you've just always been?
/ Joanna: [[Infinity]] / Jeffrey: Hey guys, I was wrong! We don't have to get Joanna nothin' for her birthday cause she wudn't even born!
/ Joanna: [[Halloween, St. Patrick's... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100624.html |
| OVERCOMPENSATING: Birthdays were the Worst Days | Jeffrey: Joanna, I just noticed that I don't even know when your birthday is! / Jeffrey: Holy cow! You mean you've just always been?
/ Joanna: [[Infinity]] / Jeffrey: Hey guys, I was wrong! We don't have to get Joanna nothin' for her birthday cause she wudn't even born!
/ Joanna: [[Halloween, St. Patrick's... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100624.html |
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