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At the Risk Of	JEFFREY: At the risk of sounding like an asshole, I'd like you all to assume that anything I say is preceded by the phrase, "At the risk of sounding like an asshole." / JEFFREY: Tallahassee, have you seen the rope? / TALLAHASSEE: Jeez, you don't have to yell at me. / JEFFREY: Weedmaster P, are we out... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100305.html
Weedmaster P's Big Problem	Weedmaster P: VERMONT PETE I DON'T LIKE YOU AND YOU DON'T LIKE ME / Vermont Pete: I don't give enough of a shit about you to not like you Weedmaster P. / Weedmaster P: BUT I THOUGHT... / Vermont Pete: Go away. Don't talk to me. Ugh, I feel like I've got low blood pressure just standing next to you. / [[Weedmaster... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100308.html
Pretentious	[[In a men's bathroom. Jeff is in fetal position on the floor, Weedmaster P behind him.]] / Weedmaster P: Dammit I know I'm supposed to hate pretentious things but I can't even figure out how you tell if something is pretentious. / Jeff: Ha! Even Vermont Pete knows what "pretentious" means and he... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100309.html
Pet	[[Jeffrey, Joanna and Tallahassee are standing in the Topatoco warehouse]] (they are tiny) / Jeffrey: I think Joanna's lonely. I think I'm gonna get her a pet. / Tallahasse: You're gonna get a pet...for your pet... / Jeffrey: What? It ain't weird! I heard some celebrities got... / Television: COME ON DOWN... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100310.html
OVERCOMPENSATING: Emerald City 2010	Jeffrey: Aw yeah! I've still got two hours to finish building this half-thought-out, 400-square foot cardboard fortress and also input all the merchandise SKUs from 12 different comics into the never-before-used point of sale software that I bought because it was $500 cheaper than the other ones! / Announcement:... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100315.html
OVERCOMPENSATING: Emerald City 2010	Jeffrey: Aw yeah! I've still got two hours to finish building this half-thought-out, 400-square foot cardboard fortress and also input all the merchandise SKUs from 12 different comics into the never-before-used point of sale software that I bought because it was $500 cheaper than the other ones! / Announcement:... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100315.html

Who Cares	[[Jeffrey Rowland is sitting with his back to a dingy graffiti-tagged brick wall. Weedmaster P stands and watches him.]] / Jeffrey Rowland: Man sometimes I wish nobody cared about me so I could just friggin' die and nobody would get all weird about it. / [[Close-up of Jeffrey Rowland sitting and looking... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100316.html
OVERCOMPENSATING: Mystery Comix	Jeffrey: E=mc^2 / Weedmaster P: Cheeseburger. / Jeffrey: Blue horse. / Weedmaster P: Hello Kitty. http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100317.html
OVERCOMPENSATING: Looking Forward	Jeffrey: Weedmaster P, do you like, look forward to stuff? / Weedmaster P: Hell no I don't look forward to nothin' / Jeffery: Why? / Weedmaster P: A thing is either gonna be exactly how you think it's gonna be which is disappointing and unlikely / Weedmaster P: or it's gonna be different so then what's... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100318.html
OVERCOMPENSATING: Zero Day	Jeffry: Hey Joanna have you heard the new MC Frontalot album? It's really dang good! / [[Joanna with Headphones]] / Narrator: Later That Night / [[Joanna at Laptop]] / [[Joanna downloading torrent on Muzik"Sharer" - There's a donate to Muzik"Sharer" button]] / Narrator: One week Later / [[MC Frontalot... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100319.html
OVERCOMPENSATING: Bacterias	Jeffry: Let me get this straight -- human bein's are just like a highly-evolved bacterial infection? / Weedmaster P: We grow best where it's warm and wet / Jeffrey: So then Earth is a living thing that we're an infection on? / Weedmaster P: Yep but it's also part of a much bigger thing / Narrator: Meanwhile,... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100322.html

OVERCOMPENSATING: Baby's Problem	Baby: I just got an e-mail from the Facebook sayin' they're closin' my account! / Jeffrey: Why? / Baby: I dunno... I mean all I do is when I'm bored I update my status with song lyrics or movie quotes. I only do it 40 or 50 times a day. And the Facebook keeps deletin' the mafia farm cafe invites I send... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100323.html
OVERCOMPENSATING: The Blame Game	[[Jeffrey on street]] / [[Lady in car]] / Jeffrey: Oh I got a bone to pick with you, lady! / [[Three panels, lady looks shocked, thinking then calmly points to bumper sticker]] / [[Shows bumper sticker "Don't blame me I bank locally"]] / Jeffrey: Oh! My bad! / {{Don't blame me I voted for whoever... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100324.html
OVERCOMPENSATING: When Air Travel Was Less Horrible	Tallahassee: Air travel used to be so glamorous! / Jeffrey: I know! Back when the planes were all pressurized tubes full of cigarette smoke. / Tallahassee: People would get dressed up to fly and the flight attendants weren't so rude! / Jeffrey: Who's got time to be rude when they're busy being that blatantly... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100325.html
OVERCOMPENSATING: Gotta Bring 'Em All	Tallahassee: Jeffrey, your accountant called. She said your job title now is "Execultive." / Jeffery: Oh Shiiii- / [[There are six hookers on a stage]] / Weedmaster P: These are all hookers. Pick five. / Jeffery: Why can't we bring all of the hookers to Stenbeorgia with us? / Weedmaster P: Two of the hookers... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100326.html
The Renegade	{{The Renegade once poured gasoline all over a Wordpress template and flicked a match over her shoulder and walked away and DIDN'T LOOK AT IT as it exploded}} / [[Jeffrey is sitting at his writing desk. Tallahassee stands behind him with her hands behind her back]] / Jeffrey: I wanna make new Wigu... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100329.html

Spring Break 2010	[[Jeffrey, Weedmaster P, and Tallahassee next to a cinderblock wall. Jeffrey is lifting his shirt.]] / Jeffrey: Guys, we need to start thinkin' about getting ready for Spring Break! / Weedmaster P: UGH / Tallahassee: BUHH / Jeffrey: What are y'all groanin' about? It's Spring Friggin' Break! / [[Baby and... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100330.html
OVERCOMPENSATING: Saving Spring Break 2010	Tallahassee: I got bad news. According to MTV, Spring Break was last week... / Jeffrey: Dammit how am I supposed to keep track of all these holidays? / Tallahassee: Like... A calendar? / Jeffrey: Weedmaster P do you still have that time machine? / Weedmaster P: NO I SOLD IT / [[Jeffrey Rowlands stands... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100331.html
OVERCOMPENSATING: Of Babies and Bathwater	Jeffrey: FINE! Don't throw the baby out with the bathwater, asshole! / Tallahassee: I like how people think it's okay to say that now. / Jeffrey: Huh? / [[Jeffrey is standing]] / Tallahassee: In the 1900's, five out of every seven babies born in the USA were accidentally killed in bathwater-throwing-out... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100401.html
OVERCOMPENSATING: Eostre 2010	Jeffery Rowland: I realize you're all still drunk from Spring Break but Easter is this weekend and we have to celebrate it. Does anybody know how to celebrate Easter? / Baby Lam: Sacrifice a goat to ensure fertility? / Deathmole Jacques (?): The human race no longer requires supernatural help in that... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100402.html
OVERCOMPENSATING: Rich N' Famous	[[Jeffrey is in a swimming pool with Joanna. Baby is poolside]] / Baby: Jeffrey I wanna put as little effort as possible into becomin' rich n' famous. Do you got any ideas? / Jeffrey: Well you're not already rich so nobody cares what you look like. And you're not already famous so you can't ho out... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100405.html

OVERCOMPENSATING: Sarcasm	[[Jeffrey is driving a black, spoiler-bedecked compact car with Weedmaster P in the passenger seat]] / [[The car appears to be reversed horizontally -- Driver's side is on the right]] / Jeffrey: Weedmaster P, do you know what Americans are terrible at? / Weedmaster P: ANSWERING STUPID GUESSING QUESTIONS / Jeffrey:... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100407.html
OVERCOMPENSATING: MoCCA 2010: The Judas Complex	Jon Rosenberg: Jeffffreeeyyy / Jeffrey Rowland: Augh! Jesus?! Is it time? Should I get my sword? / Jon Rosenberg: No, it is I, Mister Jon Rosenburg! I have come to remind you that MoCCA is this weekend! / Jeffrey Rowland: Oh man, MoCCA! Remember the old hardcore days when it was Dumbrella vs. Dayfree... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100409.html
OVERCOMPENSATING: This Side Up	Narrator: HAVING DESTROYED DUMBRELLA, JEFFREY CELEBRATES BY GIVING A COMPUTER TO WEEDMASTER P... / Jeffrey: Here's a new computer for you to look at internets on / Narrator: WITH ONE CONDITION... / Jeffrey: Oh yeah, if you don't plug in the USB cord right-side up on the first try it'll explode. / [[Weedmaster... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100412.html
OVERCOMPENSATING: The Journal Comic With a Seething Disdain for Reality.	[[Jeffrey lying on the floor, Weedmaster P enters.]] / Weedmaster P: Man you know what I feel like doin'; cold hittin' some picnics. / Jeffrey: Me too! I don't wanna put any work into it, though -- I wanna hit other people's picnics. / Weedmaster P: If only there was one of them social network kajiggers... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100414.html
C2E2 One	CHICAGO... / [[Jeffery, Wondermalki, and Tallahassee Econolodge sit at a table in Chicago]] / Jeffery: I wonder how Topatoco is running with ol Lucid John runnin' thangs. / [[The Topatoco building floats in space while bodies fall from it]] / [[Closeup on Jeffery at the table]] / Jeffery: Aw crap, did... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100415.html

OVERCOMPENSATING: A Joanna at C2E2	[[Joanna topless in front of a large sign that says "Nachos"]] / [[Joanna topless on a pile of audio cables]] / [[Joanna looking out over a line of convention goers]] / [[Joanna, passed out drunk]] / {{Look out Joanna those cables are Secretly Snakes}} / {{Joanna made a bunch of mistakes in a row... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100416.html
OVERCOMPENSATING: C2E2 2.5	Jeffrey: Johnny Sadpictures and Beast Ass! Are you guys in Chicago for the comics convention? / Beast Ass: I thought my name was Wolf-Man Green? / Jeffrey: Whatever, Puzzle Dick. / Johnny Sadpictures: I LIVE HERE. / Jeffrey: All right! I hear Chicago is a pretty raw city! Can you show us how to get raw... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100419.html
OVERCOMPENSATING: A 4/20 Day Tradition	Jeffrey: Hey Weedmaster P, why ain't you higher than 100 Cheeches stapled to a hundred-foot-tall Chong? / Weedmaster P: Man even ol' George Clooney takes a break from screwin' supermodels once in a while / Jeffrey: Ha! It's 4/20 Day, Weedmaster P! You totally spaced on it because all the weed you smoke... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100420.html
Earth Day 2010	{{Earth Day 2010}} / Tallahassee: Jeffrey, you got a package. It's from "The Ocean." / Jeffrey: Is that a six-pack holder? / Jeffrey: Oh, God... I remember this six-pack holder / [[thought bubble]] / Tallahassee: You should cut up that six-pack holder before you throw it out / Jeffrey: I doN'T b'lieve in no... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100422.html
The Executive and the Trash Pile	[[Cinderblock room; "QUARANTINE AREA" painted on wall in yellow block letters. Jeffrey is lying on a pile of various discarded items.]] / Baby Lam?: Jeffrey why are you sleepin' in the company trashpile? / Jeffrey: wha /Jeffrey: who / Jeffrey: ugh / Jeffrey: I can't sleep in a comfy bed anymore. Whenever... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100426.html

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