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| Twitternet | Jeffrey: G?D of Internet, why have you summoned me?
/ G?D of Internet: LOL im grantin u 1 wish 4 NEthing u want on eth whole in3ertubez d00d #'_'
/ Jeffrey: _Anything?_ Can you make the Twitter go away? / G?D of Internet: Y? Cuz u h8 it?
/ Jeffrey: Yeah, I kinda do.
/ G?D of Internet: lol mebbe u dont... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100119.html |
| The Reckoning | [[Jeffrey sits staring at the phone]] / [[The phone rings!]] / Jeffrey: Ass. / Jeffrey: You rang?
/ Yahweh: Jeffrey you and I need to discuss the small matter of that thing you said last night.
/ Jeffrey: Which one?
/ Yahweh: About how if your preferred political candidate didn't win I would "kill you." / Jeffrey:... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100120.html |
| The Reckoning 2 | [[Later, in Hell]]
/ Jeffrey: Ugh, this place is bullshit!
/ Hell resident: Tell me about it. What are you in for?
/ Jeffrey: Blasphemy, I think. You?
/ Hell resident: Me? I died two weeks before Jesus was born. / Jeffrey: Wait, I thought olds like you were supposed to get a free ride?
/ Hell resident:... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100121.html |
| The Reckoning 3: Absconding From Pandemonium | Jeffrey: I gotta get the "hell" outta here! I got back taxes to pay!
/ Hell Resident: Good luck with that, pal. Let me know how that works out for ya. / Jeffrey: Wait! My kitty cat has a telepathic link to the spirit world!
/ Jeffrey (telepathically): Jeffrey to Joanna... / [[Joanna being her normally... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100122.html |
| Teen Screens | Jeffrey: Thanks for agreeing to meet with me, Mayor Mike.
/ Mayor Mike: I'm just excited for you to stop making that high-pitched sound that only I can hear. What's on your mind? / Jeffrey: It's teens, Mayor Mike. Every time I go through town there's all these teens everywhere. Honestly it makes everybody... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100125.html |
| Teen Screenz | Jeffrey: Well the city won't buy my Teen Screens. Guess I'll toss 'em in the Giant Hole.
/ Weedmaster P: Well how are you spelling "screens" / Jeffrey: "S-c-r-e-e-n-s."
/ Weedmaster P: Well there's your problem man You got to spell things with a 'Z' instead of an 'S' --S-C-R-E-E-N-Z-- if you wanna... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100126.html |
| Guessing Game | Jeffrey: Hey everybody let's play a Fill in the Blanks game! I woke up this morning with a ___________.
/ Paperklip: "sense of entitlement"
/ Some Guy: "inexplicable grudge against Garth Brooks"
/ Weedmaster P: "bewildered ambulance driver"
/ Tallahassee: "suicide note from Perez Hilton" / Some Guy: "Tiny,... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100127.html |
| VHEMT | Jeffrey: Hey Weedmaster P, why so smug?
/ Weedmaster P: I just joined the Voluntary Human Extinction Movement
/ Jeffrey: Oh yeah, what's that? / Weedmaster P: It's a group of people who believe the Earth would be better off without human beans all up on it
/ Jeffrey: We all believe that, Weedmaster P.... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100128.html |
| tShirt | [[Jeffrey is onstage, dressed like Steve Jobs]]
/ Jeffrey: Thanks for coming out to gape at the new Topatco product, everybody. I call it... wait for it... the _tShirt_! / [[There are maybe half a dozen people in the bleachers]]
/ Jeffrey: As you can see, it's about twice as big as our previous product.... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100129.html |
| tShirt | [[Jeffrey is with MC Frontalot, who is holding a small dog wearing a sweater]]
/ Jeffrey: Yo MC Frontalot dog you gonna show 'em how it's done?
/ MC Frontalot: Indeed Jeffrey but before I get to cold yellin' sick rhymes, do you perchance have a temporary shelter for Doggy Fresh during the time when I do... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100201.html |
| Groundhog's Day 2009 | [[Jeffrey Rowland, Tallahassee Econolodge, and Joanna panic in the office as Jeffrey Rowland shouts]]
/ Jeffery Rowland: Augh! Groundhog?s Day! Everybody get your Groundhog suits on! Tallahassee, you set up the road block! / [[ Jeffrey Rowland, Baby Lam, Weedmaster P are in the warehouse. Jeffrey Rowland... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100202.html |
| A St. Groundhog's Day Tradition | [[Jeffrey and Tallahassee are wearing their groundhog suits]]
/ Jeffrey: All right! Is the giant wicker groundhog ready to light on fire?
/ Tallahassee: Dang right it is! / [[Baby is also wearing her groundhog suit]]
/ Jeffrey: Are all the megaphones charged up? Everybody memorize all the words to the... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100203.html |
| Of Draculas and Frankensteins | Weedmaster P: Jeffrey man I need somebody to be straight with me Is there such a thing as Draculas or not / [[Jeffrey is rather Dracula-looking, dressed in black, with fangs and widow's-peak hair]]
/ Jeffrey: There used to be Draculas, back in the olden days. Back when there was Frankensteins.
/ Weedmaster... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100204.html |
| Black History Month 2010 | Happy Black History Month, Paperklip! I got you this huge bag of weed!
/ YO TOTALLY FLY BLACK HISTORY MONTH SISTA GIRLFRIEND WHAT IT IS / Don't do this, Jeffrey. You leave Black History Month alone.
/ What?! I just want to celebrate a month! It's not like there's a Native American Heritage Month! / There... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100205.html |
| Running GAGG | Offstage voice: Doc Hastings, Jeffrey Rowland and Joey Softerworld! Tell us about how you make comics.
/ Doc Hastings: I once spent an evening singing karaoke songs with Bill Murray. He bought us a round of Chartreuse. / Offstage voice: Jeffrey?
/ Jeffrey: One time I worked for th' gub'mint and when... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100208.html |
| Awareness Awareness Month | Jeffrey: We gotta make an Awareness Awareness month! It ain't enough to just be _aware_ of something for a month! / [[Weedmaster P freaks out]]
/ Weedmaster P: Man I don't need that shit I'm so high that I'm aware of everything -- Morgellan's Disease Pandemonium T-Virus Acute Awareness Syndrome The... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100209.html |
| Chester | [[Chester the Cat sits on the floor]] / Chester: Mrak / Chester: *blink* / [[Chester the Cat flies through space. In the background we see two planets colliding with a fiery explosion]] / {{alt text: You know how animals sometimes know bad stuff is gonna happen before it happens? Maybe Chester didn't... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100210.html |
| Chester | [[Chester the Cat sits on the floor]] / Chester: Mrak / Chester: *blink* / [[Chester the Cat flies through space. In the background we see two planets colliding with a fiery explosion]] / {{alt text: You know how animals sometimes know bad stuff is gonna happen before it happens? Maybe Chester didn't... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100210.html |
| Getting Over It | Jeffrey: I guess you're right, Joanna. If every pet that somebody ever loved got to live forever the whole world'd be about 50-foot deep in cats and dogs and gerbils and lobsters and turtles an' stuff... / Jeffrey: ... all wrigglin' around on top of the graves of long-dead little girls... / Jeffrey:... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100211.html |
| Happy Rod St. Valentime's Day | Title: Happy Rod St. Valentime's Day / Weedmaster P: TELL US AGAIN ABOUT VALENTIME'S DAY JEFFREY
/ Jeffrey: Velntime's day was invented by a super-horny angel named Rod St. Valentime, the horniest angel. / Jeffrey (narrating): There was a problem, though. Angels can't get it on. So Rod challenged... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100214.html |
| Making It Harder | Jeffrey you've been up all night hacking! Go to bed!
/ Look I'm sorry! I'm just tryin' to make internet harder to use, like how it was back in the day.
/ What? / Part of the reason everything is so terrible nowadays is that just about anybody can figure out how to use internet, even olds and "celebutantes."... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100216.html |
| Mascots | Weed Master P: You know what I'm not scared of
/ Jeff: What?
/ Weed Master P: Sports team mascots / [[Jeff draws a bunch of mascots]]
/ {{Boston Wolfmans, Effingham Genital Mutilators, Atlanta Jihadist Beheaders, L.A. Suicidal Sex Crimnals, St Louis Holocaust Apologists, Sex Clowns Detroit, Seattle Satanic... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100218.html |
| Antidemotivationalism | Title: Antidemotivationalism / Jeffrey: Weedmaster P, what do you think about an art gallery that only has art that makes people feel bad... What the?
/ [[Weedmaster P holds a poster with a sad looking puppy and the words I'M SORRY I've been looking at too much internet and...]] / [[Weedmaster P... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100219.html |
| A Temple Constantly in Need of Repair | Jeffrey: Boy I sure am glad Lord God put hair around my nipples and belly button! Those parts get so cold!
/ Weedmaster P: I'm just glad God gave me nipples I use em all the time / Baby: I'm glad God put my hoo-ha right next to my butthole!
/ Weedmaster P: Man I heard that / Jeffrey: My favorite part... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100222.html |
| Before I Die | [[The Future]]
/ Future Police Man: Jeffrey do you have any last words before we execute you for being a misanthrope?
/ Jeff: Well, I--
/ Future Police Man: Holy crap, sexy lay aliens just landed on the White House lawn! / Future Police Man: They want to meet the most misanthropic man in the world to breed... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100223.html |
| Snowicane | [[Jeffrey, Baby, and Weedmaster P are sitting on a couch]] / Weedmaster P: WHOA WHAT HAPPENED
/ Jeffrey: The electrics went off on account of the snow-i-cane.
/ Baby: AUGH!
/ < http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100224.html |
| The Visitors | [[Weedmaster P is sitting in his bed in the dark, staring at the window]]
/ Weedmaster P: OH HELL YEAH THE VISITORS ARE BACK / Narrator: Soon...
/ [[UFO flies in]]
/ UFO: Hey again, Weedmaster P! What do you wanna do tonight? / [[Weedmaster P, from inside the UFO with E.T. and Alf as pilots]]
/ Weedmaster... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100225.html |
| The Visitors | [[Weedmaster P is sitting in his bed in the dark, staring at the window]]
/ Weedmaster P: OH HELL YEAH THE VISITORS ARE BACK / Narrator: Soon...
/ [[UFO flies in]]
/ UFO: Hey again, Weedmaster P! What do you wanna do tonight? / [[Weedmaster P, from inside the UFO with E.T. and Alf as pilots]]
/ Weedmaster... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100225.html |
| Hot Dog Problems | [[Does this ever happen to you?]]
/ Jeffrey: Man I am way too wasted to eat this hot dog... / Jeffrey (off screen): I'll just put it here and eat it in the morning! / [[But then...]]
/ Jeffrey: Somebody stole'd my hot dog! / [[But now with the new Google Hot Dog Locatr, (Beta) that nonsense is over...... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100301.html |
| Funny Jokes | [[Jeffrey is sitting on a box, Weedmaster P is standing with his arms spread]]
/ Jeffrey: Man, if there's one thing I learned from internet, it's that pedophilia is hi-larious!
/ Weedmaster P: YEAH MAN THEY GOT THAT LITTLE CARTOON BEAR THAT MAKES IT EVEN HILARIOUSER / [[Tallahassee stand behind Weedmaster... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100302.html |
| Funny Jokes | [[Jeffrey is sitting on a box, Weedmaster P is standing with his arms spread]]
/ Jeffrey: Man, if there's one thing I learned from internet, it's that pedophilia is hi-larious!
/ Weedmaster P: YEAH MAN THEY GOT THAT LITTLE CARTOON BEAR THAT MAKES IT EVEN HILARIOUSER / [[Tallahassee stand behind Weedmaster... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100302.html |
| The Facebook | [[Jeffrey Rowland sits as his computer, browsing The Facebook, as Baby Lam? sends facebook suggestions to his accout.]]
/ Facebook feed: Baby Lam? suggested you become a fan of Becoming a Fan of Becoming a Fan of Things on The Facebook.
/ Jeffrey Rowland: NO / Facebook feed: Baby Lam? wants to sell you... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100303.html |
| Cooking for Assholes | [[Jeffrey Rowland is clean shaven and dressed in chef's whites and a hair net, his expression is manic]]
/ Caption: The Cooking Asshole / [[Jeffrey Rowland, whose chef's whites (and newly-revealed apron) now feature stains at the armpits and other places, stands in front of an electrical outlet in the... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100304.html |
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