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| The Education of Mashley | Principal-esque figure behind podium. There is a microphone and some flowers: Up next is the National Honor Student and Gates Millennium Scholar, Super Valedictorian Ms. Mashley Rowland! / Off-panel voices as Mashley approaches lectern: Woo
/ Yip yip / Camera zooms out as she continues approaching.... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20090526.html |
| The Education of Mashley | Principal-esque figure behind podium. There is a microphone and some flowers: Up next is the National Honor Student and Gates Millennium Scholar, Super Valedictorian Ms. Mashley Rowland! / Off-panel voices as Mashley approaches lectern: Woo
/ Yip yip / Camera zooms out as she continues approaching.... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20090526.html |
| The Tragedy of The Baron | The Baron: Suddenly, The Baron appears! Who here will marry the Baron? / Jeffrey: God dang it, The Baron you know that it is both immoral and also illegal to marry you on account of barons can only marry other barons and all the other barons is extinct. / The Baron: What about you, titty? Will you... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20090527.html |
| The Tragedy of The Baron | The Baron: Suddenly, The Baron appears! Who here will marry the Baron? / Jeffrey: God dang it, The Baron you know that it is both immoral and also illegal to marry you on account of barons can only marry other barons and all the other barons is extinct. / The Baron: What about you, titty? Will you... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20090527.html |
| Reflectin' | {{the entire comic is Jeffrey's internal monologue, performed while sitting outside in his underpants}}
/ Jeffrey: Now that I've had my birthday it's time to do some self-reflectin' and see where I'm at morals-wise. / Jeffrey: I ain't never killed nothin' smarter than a swordfish on purpose... I ain't... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20090529.html |
| Joey and Birdlord vs the Mountain of Doom | Jeffrey: Dang, Joey Softerworld and Birdlord, it sure was a good idea to hike up this mountain, wasn't it?
/ Joey: We're gonna die up here. / Jeffrey (thoughts): Joey Softerworld is right, we are definitely all gonna die up here. / [[One hour later in the universe where we didn't all die up there...]]
/ Jeffrey:... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20090602.html |
| 30 Minute Adventures with Jon and Jeffrey | [[30-Minute Adventures]]
/ Jeffrey: Oh crap! We can't do what we're supposed to be doin' for thirty minutes! / Jon: The internet says to dig here / Jeffrey: It's a mass grave! ... of hobbit skeletons!
/ Jon: Hobbit-Alien hybrids! / Owner: You boys get offa my property!!
/ Jon: These are less than a month... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20090603.html |
| LED Billboards | [[15 MINUTES LATER]]
/ [[ (Weedmaster P is smeared with blood and wearing a butcher's apron)]]
/ Weedmaster P: I did it I went back in time and killed the inventor of the LED billboard / [[view outside Topatco window: "MIAMI RICK'S BAIL BOND'S]]
/ Jeffrey: God dangit Weedmaster P, I _told_ you, you can't... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20090608.html |
| LED Billboards End Game | Weedmaster P (covered head-to-toe in blood spatters): Man I'm as tired as a Junebug at butt-fuckin' contest
/ Jeffrey: You did it, Weedmaster P! You killed everyone in history who invented the LED billboard! They don't exist anymore! / Weedmaster P: Really
/ Jeffrey: Yep! LED bilboards don't exist... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20090609.html |
| Technology Killed the Not Having Technology | Tallahassee Econolodge: Video killed the radio star
/ Jeffery Rowland: Youtube killed the naive notion that most people ain't slobberin', illiterate, psychotic racists. / Jeffery Rowland: Smart phones killed the quiet moments of somber self-reflection.
/ Baby Lam: Facebook killed the being able to avoid... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20090613.html |
| Technology Killed the Not Having Technology | Tallahassee Econolodge: Video killed the radio star
/ Jeffery Rowland: Youtube killed the naive notion that most people ain't slobberin', illiterate, psychotic racists. / Jeffery Rowland: Smart phones killed the quiet moments of somber self-reflection.
/ Baby Lam: Facebook killed the being able to avoid... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20090613.html |
| Car | Jeffrey: Weedmaster P, have you been sleeping down here?
/ Weedmaster P (blood-flecked): What Who is Uh no No / Weedmaster P (spitting out a tooth): Uh you know I got me some new kinds of problems I been sleepin in my car
/ Jeffrey: When did you get a car? / Jeffrey: Who allowed you to have a _car?_ / {{tagline:... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20090616.html |
| Hello Goodbye | Jeffrey (thinking): Son of a biscuit eater, it's Deathmole Jaques' birthday _and_ El Granulator is movin' tomorrow and I only got 15 minutes to show them how much they mean to me! / Jeffrey: Deathmole, accordin' to your Wikipedia, you're very interested in Japanese Animes, so I studied the art of animes... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20090618.html |
| Happy World Sauntering Day | < http://overcompensating.com/posts/20090619.html |
| Father's Day at Pearly Gates Trailer Park | {{Usually Jesus just gives him a pair of socks with stigmata marks}}
/ {{What else do you get for the man that made everything}} / [[INRI is looking at YHWH. INRI looks angry and is holding a wrapped present in one hand while making quotation mark signs with the other]]
/ INRI: Happy Father's Day, Dad.... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20090622.html |
| Father's Day at Pearly Gates Trailer Park | {{Usually Jesus just gives him a pair of socks with stigmata marks}}
/ {{What else do you get for the man that made everything}} / [[INRI is looking at YHWH. INRI looks angry and is holding a wrapped present in one hand while making quotation mark signs with the other]]
/ INRI: Happy Father's Day, Dad.... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20090622.html |
| Go Girl vsTruck Nutz | Smith (a Topatco minion): Sir, I have an idea for a new product.
/ Jeffrey: This better be good, Smith. I was fixin' to get ready to start thinkin' about what I want for lunch. / Smith: Are you familiar with those little plastic things that ladies use to go to the bathroom standing up?
/ Jeffrey: You... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20090624.html |
| Gotta Go | Tallahassee [[banging on the bathroom door]]: Can you hurry up? I need to scrub some bacteria off the pieces of hardened tissue that I use to grind animal carcasses into digestible pulp!
/ Jeffrey [[in the middle of a piss]]: Hang on, I'm almost finished shooting pressurized waste out of my meat tube... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20090626.html |
| Gotta Go | Tallahassee [[banging on the bathroom door]]: Can you hurry up? I need to scrub some bacteria off the pieces of hardened tissue that I use to grind animal carcasses into digestible pulp!
/ Jeffrey [[in the middle of a piss]]: Hang on, I'm almost finished shooting pressurized waste out of my meat tube... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20090626.html |
| Transmittens vs. the Atlantic Ocean | Jeffrey: So, Transmittens, now that you've completed your whirl-wind East Coast tour, what's next for the Transmittens?
/ Dan Transmittens: Finishin' the music for the new Tim Burton movie. / Dan Transmittens: Instead of takin' other people's ideas and makin' them kinda creepier and weirder, he's takin'... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20090629.html |
| Teen Rapp | [[Teen Rap]]
/ Jeffrey: Since I'm not a teen anymore, and there's a chance that you are, I've invited my teen sister Mashley to "rap" about all things teenage.
/ Mashley: What? / Jeffrey: You know! Like what kinds of jams do you jive to? What are teen interests?
/ Mashley: What do you mean like crawling... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20090630.html |
| Banking Safety | Weedmaster P: I've got it Deep fried _drugs_
/ Jeffrey: Whoa! We'll be laughin' all the way to the bank. / [[Jeffrey and Weedmaster P have driven to the bank]]
/ Weedmaster P: HA HA HA HA
/ Jeffrey: Well, here we are at the bank...
/ Weedmaster P: HO HA HAW
/ Jeffrey: Go in.
/ Weedmaster P: HAW < http://overcompensating.com/posts/20090702.html |
| Fourth of July 2009 | Baby: It's the FOURTH of JULY, BITCHES! / Jeffrey: Accordin' to legend, if you say "Don't Tread on Me" 1,776 tomes in front of a mirror, the Founding Fathers will appear and sass you.
/ Weedmaster P: Man that's a lot of clown spooge
/ Jeffrey: Are you scared? / Weedmaster P: HELL NO I AIN'T SCARED OF... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20090703.html |
| Wikibirdboobia | {{strip title: Wikibirdboobia}}
/ Weedmaster P: I DID IT
/ Weedmaster P: IT TOOK ME A WHOLE WEEK STRAIGHT BUT I MEMORIZED WIKIPEDIA
/ Jeffrey: Oh yeah? Well answer me a question, smart guy: Do birds have boobs?
/ [[Jeffrey winks at Tallahassee using the computer on the other side of the room]]
/ Weedmaster... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20090706.html |
| Awkward People Island | Jeffrey: I keep havin' this dumb ol' dream, Doctor Monkey. It's about this fake reality TV show called "Awkward People Island." / Jeffrey: Basically you get like 10 really awkward people and stick 'em on an island and make 'em do stuff like talk to homeless people and sing karaokes and talk to teens... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20090707.html |
| Awkward People Island Part 2 | Jeffrey: Dang it, Doctor Monkey's check bounced so now I gotta make "Awkward People Island" on my own. But who do I know that is awkward? What about you, Poopmonster?
/ Poopmonster: Can't, gotta go buy 100 guns. / Deathmole Jaques: Pick me Jeffrey, I'm awkward!
/ Tallahassee: I'm so awkward I make my... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20090709.html |
| Awkward People Island Part 3 | Jeffery: Nobody responded to my Craiglist ad! I'm gonna have to make Awkward People Island on my own! / Jeffery: Um, welcome to, um, Awkward People Island. Here's the, um, contest. Deathmole Jacques and Poopmonster have to hug. The first one who cries wins.
/ Deathmole Jacques: This is stupid! We're... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20090710.html |
| Awkward People Island Part 4 | [[Jeffrey Rowland stands behind Vermont Pete, who is sitting on a maroon couch. They are in a room that appears to be a dirty basement. Jeffrey has facial stubble and unkempt hair, and is wearing a black shirt with blue pants. Vermont Pete has a full beard and is wearing yellow sunglasses, an orange... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20090713.html |
| Thing on My Back | Jeffrey: Hey Weedmaster P, can you look at my back and see if anything looks weird?
/ Weedmaster P: OK / [[There is a large, angry red lump on Jeffrey's back]]
/ Jeffrey: Do you see anything?
/ Weedmaster P (not actually looking): Nope it looks just as stupid and scrawny as it always does / [[DAYS LATER...]
/ [[It... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20090715.html |
| How Many | [[Jeffrey and Baby Lam at game-show podiums]]
/ Jeffrey: How many fat, white, bald-headed dudes with goatees does it take to save America from the Mexicans?
/ Baby Lam: About twice as many as we got. / [[Three sullen teens standing in front of a laundromat]]
/ How many apathetic, dismissively sighing teens... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20090717.html |
| Good News | {{strip title: Good News}}
/ [[Jeffrey and Baby are newscasters for Extreme News Force X]]
/ Baby: In today's news, 82,376 planes did not crash.
/ Jeffrey: That's right, Baby. Also there were no injuries or deaths today, at all, in the entire world, due to airplanes.
/ [[Baby's expression is confused.]]
/ Baby:... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20090720.html |
| San Diego 2009 Part One | Jeff: Hey I got an idea! We should go to San Diego Comic-Con!
/ Tallahassee: But we haven't got a booth! Or a hotel! Or plane tickets! Or free time! Also you hate going to Comic-Con!
/ Jeff: So? / Jeff: We don't have to "go to Comic-Con." We can just go to Comic-Con and be wearing disguises and stand... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20090721.html |
| San Diego 2009 Part Two (End) | Paperklip: Hey! You're back from San Diego! / [[Tallahassee, Jeffrey and Weedmaster P do not look tip-top as they enter the Topatco nerve center]] / Paperklip: How was it? / [[Jeffrey and Weedmaster P consider her question]] / [[Weedmaster P's face is in his hands]] / {{tagline: Everything that... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20090727.html |
| The Revenge of Crazuary | Paperklip: RAAAGH! / Tallahassee Econolodge: What's the matter with Paperklip?
/ Jeffrey Rowland: She's got Exaggerated Despair Syndrome on account of it almost bein' Crazuary. / Tallahassee Econolodge: Oh noes! Wait, wasn't Crazuary just like two weeks ago?
/ Jeffrey Rowland: That's the problem with... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20090729.html |
| Exaggerated Despair Syndrome | {{Strip-title: Exaggerated Despair Syndrome}}
/ Narrator: What the hell is "Exaggerated Despair Syndrome"?
/ Jeffrey: Oh. Here are Joanna, Baby, and Dr. Monkey to explain what Exaggerated Despair Syndrome is.
/ [[Joanna and Baby standing side-by-side. Baby is wearing a DEATH HAG-tank top]]
/ Dr. Monkey's... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20090731.html |
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