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| Invasion of the Butt Cats Part II | Jeffrey: Ladies and gentlemen, this is our enemy-- the Butt Cat. Here are some facts about them. / Weedmaster P: Do they piss on the most expensive thing you own
/ Jeffrey: I suppose they would if given the chance, Weedmaster P. / Weedmaster P: Then how are they different from normal cats http://overcompensating.com/posts/20081202.html |
| Invasion of the Butt Cats Part III | {{Invasion of the Butt Cats Part III; Cat meat is only good on pizza; And you will know them by the trail of the gravel-coated turds}} / [[In a high-tech military bunker; Jeff sits at a desk, Weedmaster P stands and points behind him with his thumb]]
/ Weedmaster P: We gotta kill them stinkin' butt cats,... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20081203.html |
| Invasion of the Butt Cats Part IV: End Game | {{The yellow one with the eyepatch is still alive. He is the last of his kind. LEAVE IT TO OL' YHWH AND SON TO JUST KILL WHATEVER THEY WANT TO}} / [[Weedmaster P, Tallahassee and Jeff are in a grey room, surrounded by cats with giant asses- butt cats.]]
/ Weedmaster P: We can't hold off these butt... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20081205.html |
| Paperklip Tales | {{Paperklip Tales}} / [[Paperklip is wearing large headphones at a karaoke booth, a Tool song's lyrics showing up on the wall; A Tool fan wearing a Tool hat and Tool t-shirt is holding a microphone and is singing]]
/ Tool Guy: Whyyyy can't we not be so-ber, I jussst want to start things o-verrr... / [[A... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20081208.html |
| Three Decades of Pants | [[THE EIGHTIES]]
/ Jeffrey: Man, 80s clothes are far out! I hope things never change!
/ Weedmaster P: TOTALLY BODACIOUS DUDE / [[THE NINETIES]]
/ Jeffrey: Man, 80s clothes were stupid but 90s clothes are here to stay
/ Tallahassee: These pretzels are makin' me thirsty! / [[THE AUGHTIES]]
/ Jeffrey: I have... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20081209.html |
| Internet Comix | Jeffrey: I'm tired of toiling in e-obscurity because my comics are too verbose and complicated for today's fast-paced internet people to understand! / Jeffrey: So I've figured out a formula to make the most popular webcomic in the intire cyberscape. / [[Stick Figure Librarians that Talk About Math... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20081211.html |
| Internet Comix | {{Internet Comix}}
/ {{SFLTTAMWTREO will be much more popular than my last other idea, Daily Stick Figure Holocaust Humor Fur Squad}}
/ {{Here's a hint: It isn't 3:57pm or 6:19am}} / [[Jeffrey is naked, sitting at his drawing table; he looks tired and angry with much facial hair]]
/ Jeffrey: I'm tired... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20081211.html?theotherguyhadalametitle |
| Nothing | Jeff: Guys, do you think it's even possible for there to be... nothing?
/ Tallahassee: What do you mean by nothing?
/ Weedmaster: HE MEANS WHATEVER YOU AIN'T THINKIN' ABOUT RIGHT NOW /
/ Jeff: No, I mean nothing... like... NOTHING.
/ Tallahassee: Technically I think "nothing" is what's beyond the known... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20081215.html |
| Where It's From | Weedmaster P: LEMME GET THIS STRAIGHT... / [[There is a TV in the room showing static. Jeffrey is looking at a microscope.]]
/ Weedmaster P: ALL THESE HOUSES AND DOGS AND DOOR STOPPERS AND TACOS 10 BILLION YEARS AGO WAS JUST A BUNCH OF CRAP FLOATIN' AROUND SPACE THAT STUCK TOGETHER FOR NO REASON
/ Jeffrey:... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20081216.html |
| Dooooom | Jeffrey: Man I got a sense of impending doom.
/ Baby: What's that feel like? / [[panel 2 has no text, just funny faces]] / Jeffrey: You ever watch a youtube video that starts with a teenager standing on a roof? / {{tagline: Or any internet video that takes place at an air show, drag race, Afghanistan,... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20081217.html |
| Overheard at Bohemian Grove | Evil White Guy: Ha Haa Ha!
/ Evil White Guy: No way!
/ Evil White Guy: ... heh heh... then we told the oil companies that they could charge as much as they wanted for gas as long as they dropped it when the economy collapsed! / Evil White Guy: Yeah! And now the people are so happy about saving $50 a... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20081219.html |
| Taking Back Xmas I | Jeffrey: Hey J.C. How's it goin'
/ J.C.: I'm bumed, Jeffrey. My birthday's coming up in a couple days and everybody's acting like jerks again.
/ Jeffrey: How old you gonna be?
/ J.C.: Two-thousand something. I lost track. / J.C.: Anyway, all I want for my birthday is for everybody to just act chill... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20081221.html |
| Taking Back Xmas II | Jeffrey: You can't just roll over and let a bunch of dick-actin' jerks ruin your birthday, J.C.! You gotta take it back!
/ J.C.: It's no use Jeffrey. It's no dang use at all. / Jeffrey: Bullcrap! Did the devil let a bunch of Christians ruin _his_ birthday? No way! We still celebrate Halloween the... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20081223.html |
| OVERCOMPENSATING: The Journal Comic With a Seething Disdain for Reality. | {{Pretty Nice Haircut}}
/ {{That was the longest my hair ever was, except for when I was twelve and had a rat tail that could almost touch my butt crack}}
/ {{It's pretty bad when perverted deities have to step in because you're choking on your own hair when you sleep but you don't care}} / [[The God... http://overcompensating.com/?date=20081224 |
| Taking Back Xmas III | {{Taking Back Xmas III / Is he being nice because he's nice? Or does it give him tinglies in his nethers? / A man with a pair of jumper cables and a stiffy is what passes for altruiam these days}} / [[Jeffrey lays out a paper with the word "PLAN" on it on a table; Joanna is lying on the table; Jesus... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20081224.html |
| Jesus Break Time Out | [[No text; just Chester looking out the window.]] / {{tagline: Back in one day}}
/ {{roll-over text: Previously on Overcompensating...}} http://overcompensating.com/posts/20081226.html |
| Taking back Xmas IV | jc: Let's just give up, Jeffrey. There's no way for people to be nice -- that's not the way my Dad designed 'em / jeffrey: I guess you're right JC. People are just dicks. Oh well, at least we didn't really try
/ jc: wait, I've got an idea ! / jc: Dad, for my birthday i'd like for all the humans to be... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20081227.html |
| Clamato | Jeffrey: Hey everybody I got a bunch of this beer on sale! It says it's made with "CLAMATO."
/ Tallahassee: [[grossed out]] Gross!
/ PaperKlip: [[disgusted]] That's disgusting!
/ Weedmaster P: [[betrayed]] How could you / Jeffrey: What? What's "Clamato"? I've never heard that word before!
/ Talahassee:... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20081229.html |
| Back in the Day | [[The Birth of Astronomy -- Thousands of Years Ago...]] / Jeffrey: You know what I like? I like that our lives aren't ruled by an unrelenting cacophony of artificial, unnecessary distractions that are so invasive, demanding and addictive that we can't allow ourselves to ponder the mystery of existence. / Jeffrey:... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20081230.html |
| Twenty Aught Nine | [[Old Year (as a ninja-lookin' dude wearing "2008" glasses) draws a bead through sniper scope.]] / [[Squeezes the trigger < http://overcompensating.com/posts/20090101.html |
| Twenty Aught Nine | [[Old Year (as a ninja-lookin' dude wearing "2008" glasses) draws a bead through sniper scope.]] / [[Squeezes the trigger < http://overcompensating.com/posts/20090101.html |
| Twenty Aught Nine | [[Old Year (as a ninja-lookin' dude wearing "2008" glasses) draws a bead through sniper scope.]] / [[Squeezes the trigger < http://overcompensating.com/posts/20090101.html |
| Boobs | Weedmaster P: MAN WHY WON'T THAT GAL ON THE OL' TEEVEE JUST SHOW US HER NAKED BOOBS / Jeffrey: Spoiler alert, Weedmaster P... / Jeffrey: At the tips of her boobs there are differently-colored areas of skin with smaller, sticky-outty parts near the centers.
/ Weedmaster P: WHAT
/ WHERE DID YOU SEE ... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20090105.html |
| The Two YHWHs | Guys! Guys! I just read something crazy! I just read that you two guys... are the same guy! /
/ You are getting sleeepy...
/ Certain parts aren't supposed to be taken literally... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20090106.html |
| Repetitive Posthumous Equine Clobbering Syndrome | [[Weedmaster P is at a computer.]] / Weedmaster P: MAN I AM ABOUT TO RICK-ROLL THIS KID SO HARD HE'S GONNA HAVE TO PULL BACK HIS FORESKIN TO TAKE OUT HIS CONTACTS / Jeffrey: God dangit, when is everybody gonna stop beatin' that dead horse? / Weedmaster P: WHAT HORSE? WHAT ARE YOU TALKIN' ABOUT DICK-ASS? / Jeffrey:... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20090108.html |
| Guest Comic by Pontus Madsen | {{Guest Comic by Pontus Madsen}}
/ {{Did you know that IKEA is also a Swedish embassy? It's true}} / [[Jeffrey and Pontus Madsen are talking in the woods]]
/ Jeffrey: Hey there you dirty old Swede
/ Pontus Madsen: I ma be dirty, but I'm not as old as you. I'm not "dirty thirty" yet.
/ Jeffrey: Yeah. For... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20090112.html |
| Web Design for Maniacs | {{Web Design for Maniacs}}
/ {{Package X is a plane ticket to Peru, a pair of night vision goggles, a cocktail dress, and an ice pick}}
/ {{Package F has midi, embedded flash, blink tag, embedded quicktime, and javascript all at the same time with a free counter}} / [[Store front: Paranormal Angel Web... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20090113.html |
| Stop Doing That | Jeffrey: Man I wish I had more spare time... What do people do when they have spare time anyway?
/ Tallahassee: Fight... run around trying to figure out who to fuck... Eat... watch TV...
/ Weedmaster P: Some people intentionally mutilate their own genitals and post pictures of it on the internet
/ Jeffrey:... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20090115.html |
| Autobiographies | Weedmaster P: What are you doing, dick hat
/ Jeffrey: Workin' on the title for my autobiography, "Yee Haw! An exercise in complete unpreparedness." / [[Weedmaster P holds up a poorly bound book that reads "Domo Ari Fuckyou: a guide to not getting stabbed in the face by me"]]
/ Weedmaster P: I just finished... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20090116.html |
| The Bedside Manner of Vermont Pete | {{The Bedside Manner of Vermont Pete}}
/ {{All of Dr. Vermont Pete's patient's would believe he slept with their mothers for a full moment before he told them they had Sudden Death Syndrome}}
/ {{Vermont Pete knows how to soften a blow}} / [[Jeffrey clasps his hands, addressing Vermont Pete; Vermont Pete... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20090119.html |
| Eggnoggurated | {{Eggnoggurated}}
/ {{Maybe now we can get back to freaking out about IMPORTANT stuff}}
/ {{In the unabridged version of this comic, Osama bin Laden gay marries Saddam Hussein and the detonates the nuke}} / [[Obama being sworn in as president with his right hand help up]]
/ Obama: ...the Constitution of... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20090121.html |
| Break for New Office | {{Break for New Office}}
/ {{Tomorrow: Arguing about windows}}
/ {{The new office. Like the old office, but two times bigger}} / [[A photo of the new offices, Joanna is giant and sitting on the floor. There is a dry-erase board and a tiny scooter thing]] http://overcompensating.com/posts/20090122.html |
| A New TopatoCo Client | {{A New TopatoCo Client}}
/ {{TopatoCo's employee manual is just an army manual with unicorn stickers on it}}
/ {{Andrew W.K. has 170 t-shirts on}} / [[Deathmole Jacques and the Enforcetress approach Tallahassee and Jeffrey from behind- Tallahassee and Jeffrey are splattered with paint]]
/ Meanwhile in... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20090126.html |
| Title: Pretty Nice Haircut | {{Title: Pretty Nice Haircut}} / [[Jeffrey Rowland is dreaming, the God of the Internet looms over him]]
/ The God of the Internet: J3FFR3Y R0WL4ANDZ
/ Jeffrey Rowland: Gasp! The God of the Internet! / The God of the Internet: U N33D A H4IRCUT / Jeffrey Rowland: I know... / [[Jeffrey is getting a haircut]]
/ Narrator:... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20090128.html |
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