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| M*v*r*ck | Weedmaster P: HEY CRAPTARD I BEEN WONDERIN SOMETHIN
/ Jeffrey: What's that, Weedmaster P? / Weedmaster P: WHAT THE FUCK IS A MAVERICK / Jeffrey: Let's figure it out without using internet! / Tallahassee: The gay guy from Top Gun!
/ Paperklip: An old man whose abrasive personality creates a sense... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20081009.html |
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| Guest Comic by Lucid TV | {{Guest Comic by Lucid TV; It's creepy how much that actually looks like me}} / [[In the Topato warehouse, Weedmaster P sits and smokes a bong]] / [[Weedmaster P couughs; from the stream of smoke, a genie appears]]
/ < http://overcompensating.com/posts/20081014.html |
| Guest Comic by Polytopes | [[Jeffrey and Weedmaster P as 3-d geometric figures]]
/ Jeffrey: Weedmaster P, between politics and just everything I don't think I can have happy thoughts anymore!
/ Weedmaster P: WELL GOOD NEWS THEN DICK PISS
/ Jeffrey: What?
/ Weedmaster P: MACHINE ELVES SENT US TO MATH LAND OR SOME SHIT
/ Jeffrey: So... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20081015.html |
| Guest Comic by Hajra Helac | {{Guest Comic by Hajra Helac}} / [[Jeffrey stands in a pile of Kerry Edwards clothes; Tallahassee is holding Baby, who is upset]]
/ Sheriff Pony: Greetings, Jeffrey Rowland!!
/ Jeffrey: Sherrif Pony?? / [[Jeffrey's Sheriff Pony tattoo is talking to him; Jeffrey is startled]]
/ Sheriff Pony: Be not alarmed!... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20081016.html |
| Guest Comic by Justin Pixler | Jeffrey: Oh sorry Joanna, I used the last of the liquor to get through the election guide. Beer goggles do not work on politics, apparently. If you're really jonesin' for a fix there's a pint of my blood in the fridge. / Baby: Jeffrey weren't you savin' that for a 'mergency?
/ Jeffrey: Damn right. / Weedmaster... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20081017.html |
| Funeral for a Toenail | [[Jeffrey is burying something in a small hole in the ground]]
/ Weedmaster P: WHAT ARE YOU DOING DICKASS
/ Weedmaster P: IS IT SOME KIND OF RITUAL
/ Jeffrey: I'm burying my dang old toenail in the dirt in the hopes that a future archaeologist will find it and be all like "what?" / Weedmaster P: THAT IS... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20081020.html |
| Country Change Hope Believe | person: Kerry Edwards, how do you respond to people who claim there's no way you could possibly win the election? That there's something wrong with you? That you're wasting our time and shut up shutup shut up? / Kerry Edwards: I'm not talking to those people.
/ I'm talking to people that are growed... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20081021.html |
| Country Change Hope Believe | person: Kerry Edwards, how do you respond to people who claim there's no way you could possibly win the election? That there's something wrong with you? That you're wasting our time and shut up shutup shut up? / Kerry Edwards: I'm not talking to those people.
/ I'm talking to people that are growed... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20081021.html |
| OVERCOMPENSATING: The Journal Comic With a Seething Disdain for Reality. | Alt-Text: Everything is impossible. http://overcompensating.com/posts/20081022.html |
| Alan Rickman and the Life Debt | [[Jeffrey standing, talking to Tallahasse, who is sitting on a couch.]]
/ Jeffrey: Hey Tallahasse, does Alan Rickman still owe you a life debt for that one thing?
/ Tallahasse: As far as I know, yeah.
/ {{SOON}}
/ [[Jeffrey and Weedmaster P in a recording studio, working the equipment.]]
/ Jeffrey: Okay Alan... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20081023.html |
| Guest Comic by Tim Willmott | {{Guest Comic by Tim Willmott; This also happened when I saw "Austin Powers: Goldmember" in the theater}} / [[Obama and McCain are debating at lecturns; info at bottom of screen shows a line graph: Random Opinions, Men, Women, Dolphins]]
/ McCain: Well, I want to make sure we're not handing the health... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20081024.html |
| Truthiness is Next to Oddliness | Kerry Edwards: What are you doing, Weedmaster P?
/ Weedmaster P: I'M BEATIN' AND SELF-MUTILATING THE CRAP OUT OF MYSELF
/ GONNA TELL THE MEDIA OL' GRANPA WALNUTS AND HOPEY McCHANGE DOUBLE-TEAMED ME IN AN ALLEY / Kerry Edwards: You can't do that! That...that's lying!
/ Weedmaster P: PEOPLE DON'T CARE IS... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20081027.html |
| Oops | Baby Lam: Jeffrey there ehn't no way yer gonna win president, not runnin' against that sexist socialist Marxist Muslim commie Arab.
/ Jeffrey: Well then Baby you have to go to the past and make me an appointment with him. / Jeffrey, Senator Obama is here to see you.
/ Jeffrey: Send him in. / Obama: A... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20081028.html |
| A Bit of the Old Foraging | Jeffrey: Shaggin'? Snoggin'? Rogerin'? Buggerin'? Boffin'? / {{Jeffrey dials cellphone}}< http://overcompensating.com/posts/20081030.html |
| Halloween 2008: Truck Nutz III | Jeffrey what are you reading?
/ A catalog for pickup trup accessories. I want to get a pickup truck.
/ Why so you can haul around all your bullshit / If you have a pickup truck you can have a trailer hitch and if you have a trailer hitch you can do this: / Something is welling up inside of me... is... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20081031.html |
| Kerry Edwards' Last Stand | Caption: Election Day Eve
/ [[Baby is talking to Jeffrey, Jeffrey is in bed]]
/ Baby: Get up, Kerry Edwards! It's th' day before Votin' Day! You gotta get out there and do your final push.
/ Jeffry: Oh hell it don't matter.
/ [[Jeffrey is now Kerry Edwards, and is addressing an audience]]
/ Kerry Edwards:... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20081103.html |
| The Day After | Jeffrey: Ugh, what did I drink last night?
/ Weedmaster P: HOUSE PAINT
/ Jeffrey: Why?
/ Weedmaster P: 'CAUSE IT WAS BLUE / Baby: Jeffrey, Jeffrey! Did you hear the news?
/ Jeffrey: No. I don't even wanna know. / Baby: Jeffrey, Kerry Edwards won. You're the new President of America!! / Jeffrey: Oh, Shi-
/ Baby:... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20081105.html |
| The Two Presidents | {{title: The Two Presidents}} / < http://overcompensating.com/posts/20081107.html |
| Dork Flow | Meredith Gran: {{hands in pockets}} So apparently a mysterious, unseeable, impossible-to-understand force outside of the known universe is pulling everything into the known universe toward it at two million miles an hour.
/ Jeffrey Rowland: Jesus! {{arms up, fists balled up}} / Jeffrey Rowland: {{arms... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20081110.html |
| Commercial Break | Fuck it, let's just go to Arby's. http://overcompensating.com/posts/20081111.html |
| Attention Defi | Weedmaster P: GOOD NEWS! THE INTERNET HAS RUINED EVERYBODY'S MINDS
/ Jeffrey: About 60% of people reading this comic will click away before they even finish the first panel. / Jeffrey: Of the remaining 40%, about half will click away when I announce there will be no references to popular movies, music,... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20081112.html |
| Bail Out | Jeffrey Rowland: Sales is lookin' cruddy, Weedmaster P! People're too scared of financial Armageddon to buy hilarious tee-shirts!
/ Weedmaster P: CALL UP THE GOVERNMENT AND SEE IF THEY'LL GIVE YOU SOME OF THAT FAKE BAIL MONEY / Jeffrey Rowland: Hi. I was wondering if my struggling business could score... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20081113.html |
| The Auto Industry | Tallahassee: Kerry do you have your first idea ready for the President-elect?
/ John Kerry: Almost...
/ LATER THAT AFTERNOON
/ Kerry Edwards(on the phone): ...I think that the reason so many people get jacked up in car wrecks is 'cause cars are made out of metal and glass-- hard, sharp things. If we want... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20081114.html |
| http://overcompensating.com/posts/20081117.html | Jeffery: Are you a public figure who accidentally said something racist or sexist, or done something unforgivable and beyond recourse? Then come down to accountability hut!
/ ROCK BOTTOM PRICES / Jeffery: This weekend we're havin' a sexual impropriety sepcial! For just $10,000 we will manufacture a... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20081117.html |
| Wikimapia | [[Jeffrey and Weedmaster P are at a computer]]
/ jeffrey: woah this wikimapia thing is like my two favorite things had a baby!
/ weedmaster p: what did dragonball Z have a baby with horse porn
/ jeffrey: No! Wikipedia and Google Maps! / [[A map is shown, highlighting two areas identified as "Zombie Hatchery"... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20081118.html |
| Grandpa Humpty | [[Paperklip and old man in doorway]]
/ Paperklip: Hey everybody! This is my Grandpa Humpty.
/ Grandpa Humpty: I'm hungry! Bring me some crackers and licorice!
/ Grandpa Humpty: Now I'm thirsty! Bring me some Hennessy!
/ Paperklip (holding bottle which reads "Hennessy"): Do you have any apple juice? We... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20081120.html |
| Mehpathetic | Baby: Meh.
/ Jeffrey (holding Joanna): Jesus Christ, can we stop saying "meh?" It was bad enough when it was just a dumbass thing people typed on the internet to express a douchey sense of shallow disinterest.
/ Baby (holding a dictionary): But it's in th' Diction'ry now! You got to say it; it's th'... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20081124.html |
| A Harder World | A Harder World / Are you as weird as you are pretty? / "My father was Wyatt Stapler," you answered. "Protector of Letteropener and king of all Officesupply.
/ He was murdered by Lee Harvey Tapegun, and I will have my revenge." / I reached for my throwing stars.
/ My name is Ted Leo Tapegun. http://overcompensating.com/posts/20081125.html |
| World Sauntering Day | Tallahassee: Wake up Jeffery, It's your favorite holiday!
/ Jeffery: World Sauntering day?!
/ Tallahassee: Thanksgiving! / Jeffery: Oh, Good. The day when typically ungrateful white people that killed about a billion of my Cherokee ancestors take a day off to demonstrate their appreciation for their... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20081127.html |
| Invasion of the Butt Cats Part I | Jeffrey: Joanna!
/ Jeffrey: Breakfast time!
/ [[Joanna is staring out the window and does not answer]]
/ Jeffrey: What's the matter Joanna? I got the seven-year Beam! / Jeffrey: Oh God Oh God Somebody call somebody!
/ Weedmaster P: WHAT THE HELL YOU SCREAMIN ABOUT DICKASS / Jeffrey: I thought they didn't... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20081201.html |
| Invasion of the Butt Cats Part I | Jeffrey: Joanna!
/ Jeffrey: Breakfast time!
/ [[Joanna is staring out the window and does not answer]]
/ Jeffrey: What's the matter Joanna? I got the seven-year Beam! / Jeffrey: Oh God Oh God Somebody call somebody!
/ Weedmaster P: WHAT THE HELL YOU SCREAMIN ABOUT DICKASS / Jeffrey: I thought they didn't... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20081201.html |
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