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Where Are You Going	[[The text mostly obscures a box at the top that reads, "THE FOLLOWING IS A PAID ADVERTISEME--". Jeffrey is decked out in blue and red warpaint. He has become the INSCRUTABLE WARRIOR.]] / Inscrutable Warrior: You're goin' DOWN, punk! You might buy a few WEEKS prancin around on that little TREAD-MILL... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20080619.html
Chain Link Teens	[[Jeffrey is his chair in his underwear]] / <> / Jeffrey: God dangit what in tarnation is that racket / [[Outside, Jeffrey sees some items on the ground]] / Jeffrey: Out-of-state fake ID? Tracfone? Busch Light? SNIFF SNIFF Calvin Klein Obsession for men? / Narrator: Looks like you've... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20080620.html
What Do We Want	{{Comic Title: What do we want}} / [[Jeffrey, laying in bed with Joanna, holding pillows over his ears and looking perturbed]] / <> / Jeffrey: What the crap? Is that racket again? / [[Baby and Tallahassee Econolodge looking out the window]] / Tallahassee Econolodge: It's protestors,... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20080623.html
Old Hardcore YHWH	[[Jeff drinks PBR with YHWH in YHWH's trailer.]] / Jeff: Dang YHWH, back in the olden days you used to be wicked hardcore. What happened to you, man? / [[THE OLDEN DAYS]] / [[YHWH yells at a man holding a sword over a baby.]] / YHWH: Cut the extra skin off the boys ding dongs or I swear I'll burn down... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20080624.html
The Isle of Overtly Racist Mascots	{{Overcompensating}} / {{Title: The Isle of Overtly Racist Mascots}} / [[caption: REJECTED FAST FOOD MASCOTS!]] / [[caption: HIRAM THE BAGEL FINAGLER]] / [[baker and orthodox jew; baker cheerfully holds out bagel to jew]] / Baker: One bagel, seventy-five cents please! / <> / Hiram: How 'bout a shiny,... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20080625.html

Positattoos	[[Tallahassee is holding her hand out]] / Tallahassee:Hey dudes I got a new tattoo! / close up of hand reads:-BANK / -MILK / -RETURN MOVIES / [[Jeffrey holds his hand out] / Jeffrey:Hey, its like mine! / close up of hand reads: YOU'RE SOLIDS / [[weedmaster... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20080626.html
Cat Foods	[[Jeffrey and Johanna sit on the floor with a box marked Cat Food]] / Jeffrey: Man... how do cats know that cat food is, like...for them? / [[Weedmaster P glares at Jeffrey]] / Jeffrey: I mean it don't look or smell or taste like anything a cat might come acrosst in nature...Dang... / [[Weedmaster... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20080627.html
Totally Normal	{{title text: Saturday Morning}} [[Jeffrey Rowland sits facing forward on a commuter train. A poster behind him reads "Are you riding the train? Then you can't afford this!"]] / {{title text: Saturday Night}} [[Jeffrey Rowland stands in the middle conference space amongst a group of weirdos holding... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20080630.html
Scooty Patrol	[[Jeff and Officer Scooty are standing in what appears to be a boiler room]] / [[We now see that they are waiting for the elevator]] / Jeff: What happens if you have to go down some stairs? / Officer Scooty: Absolute anarchy. / {{title text: Officer Scooty is not allowed to abandon his fifty thousand... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20080701.html
Scooty Patrol	[[Jeff and Officer Scooty are standing in what appears to be a boiler room]] / [[We now see that they are waiting for the elevator]] / Jeff: What happens if you have to go down some stairs? / Officer Scooty: Absolute anarchy. / {{title text: Officer Scooty is not allowed to abandon his fifty thousand... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20080701.html
Kerry Edwards is Back	Weedmaster P: HEY DICKASS YOUR MAN OBAMA IS TURNIN' OUT TO BE KIND OF A BASTARD HUH / Jeffrey: I noticed. You think I should... / Weedmaster P: FULFILL YOUR DESTINY AND RUN FOR PRESIDENT AS KERRY EDWARDS / Jeffrey: Yes... Okay. / Jeffrey (as Kerry Edwards): Weedmaster Turdblossom do you think if I win... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20080702.html

Kerry Edwards is Still Back	{{Title: Kerry Edwards is Still Back}} / [[Presidential Candidate Kerry Edwards on stage, addressing his supporters]] / Kerry Edwards: My fellow Americans, I am not gonna go all hog wild with my president powers. I just want to be president 'cause it pays good and you get a helicopter and chef and secret... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20080703.html
Independence Day 2008	Weedmaster P: According to legend if you catch a live eagle on the 4th of July you get to have one day where you can do whatever you want and not get arrested. / Jeffrey: If there's even a googol to one chance that what you say is true, NOT trying to catch an eagle is the /dumbest thing you could possibly... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20080704.html
Independence Day 2008	Weedmaster P: According to legend if you catch a live eagle on the 4th of July you get to have one day where you can do whatever you want and not get arrested. / Jeffrey: If there's even a googol to one chance that what you say is true, NOT trying to catch an eagle is the /dumbest thing you could possibly... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20080704.html
Whatever Day	[[Jeffrey is sitting in his underwear on some steps]] / Weedmaster P: HEY DUDE WHAT DID YOU DO FOR YOUR DAY WHERE YOU COULD DO WHATEVER YOU WANTED WITHOUT GETTING ARRESTED / Jeffrey: Let's just say immunity from prosecution ain't the same thing as immunity from criticism. / [[Jeffrey is outfitted with... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20080708.html
Brooklyn and Back in 29 Hours	[[Brooklyn]] / [[Randy Newman doing a song for Schindler's List]] / Randy Newman: Savin' the Jews, put 'em in a truck to make the Nazis confused / [[Woman and Dr. McNinja holding cupcakes]] / Woman: Cupcakes! / Dr. McNinja: Mothafuckin' cupcakes / Baby: I'm in love! I'm in love! / [[The password is "Cabin... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20080710.html
Foreign Policy	Baby: Presidential candidate Kerry Edwards. You seen the bumper stickers, but what is he on about? Join us for an intimate interview with this mystery man. / Baby: Hello Kerry Edwards. First of all, what is your plan to do with foreign policies. / Kerry Edwards: I'm glad you axed. See, for the past several... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20080714.html

It's Self-Cleaning Plastic	Talllahassee: Jeffrey how many days have you been drinking out of that same plastic bottle without washing it? / Jeffrey: Hmm... / Jeffrey: It might be more accurate to measure it in weeks actually. / Tallahassee: Jeffrey that's gross. / Jeffrey: What? It ain't like it's a plastic cup. / Comment: I... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20080716.html
Counterfeit	Jeffrey: Weedmaster P, are you making counterfeit money out of construction paper? / Weedmaster P: HELL YEAH ASS BALLS I GOT THE ULTIMATE PLAN / Weedmaster P: STORE WORKERS ARE DUMBER THAN THEY HAVE EVER BEEN IN ALL HISTORY AND THE GOVERNMENT CHANGES THE WAY MONEY LOOKS EVERY SIX WEEKS NOW / Jeffrey:... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20080718.html
Dream Catcher Come Rescue Me	Baby: Hey! I bought this dream catcher from you last week an' it don't work! / Jeffrey: Yes it does. / Baby: No it don't. / Jeffrey: Yes it does. / Baby: It ehn't caugh even one dream! / Jeffrey: That's not what it does. All a dream catcher is supposed to do is make you look like an insane white person... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20080721.html
Guest Comic by Mama Lasagna	Mama Lasagna: Hey, Jeffrey! Wanna see me do the Robot Dance?! / Jeffrey: Go for it, Mama Lasagna! / Jeffrey: Dang, Lasagna, all you did was bend your arms at the elbow. / Mama Lasagna: Oh, yeah? Let's see you do better! / Jeffrey: All right, I will!! / Jeffrey: ...What?? / Mama Lasagna: How is that... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20080722.html
Guest Comic by Mama Lasagna	Mama Lasagna: Hey, Jeffrey! Wanna see me do the Robot Dance?! / Jeffrey: Go for it, Mama Lasagna! / Jeffrey: Dang, Lasagna, all you did was bend your arms at the elbow. / Mama Lasagna: Oh, yeah? Let's see you do better! / Jeffrey: All right, I will!! / Jeffrey: ...What?? / Mama Lasagna: How is that... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20080722.html
So You Wanna Make a Website	Vermont Pete: Hey Jeffrey. How do you like, make a website. / Jeffrey: I'm glad you axed me, Vermont Pete! My new instructional DVD has a template on it so anyone can make a fun, profitable internet home page in minutes! Only $29.95 / Vermont Pete: Ohhh! / [[Picture of a computer screen: / Website Name:... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20080723.html
So You Wanna Make a Website	Vermont Pete: Hey Jeffrey. How do you like, make a website. / Jeffrey: I'm glad you axed me, Vermont Pete! My new instructional DVD has a template on it so anyone can make a fun, profitable internet home page in minutes! Only $29.95 / Vermont Pete: Ohhh! / [[Picture of a computer screen: / Website Name:... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20080723.html

Scary Comic	Jeffrey: Quick, Weedmaster P! Tell me the scariest thing you can think of! / Weedmaster P: I AM IN A GIANT CREEPY CHURCH AT EXACTLY MIDNIGHT / Weedmaster P: ALL IS PERFECTLY STILL / Weedmaster P: THERE IS A HUMONGOUS STATUE OF JESUS ON THE CROSS THAT IS JUST BARELY LIT UP / Weedmaster P: SUDDENLY HIS EYES... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20080724.html
Scary Comic	Jeffrey: Quick, Weedmaster P! Tell me the scariest thing you can think of! / Weedmaster P: I AM IN A GIANT CREEPY CHURCH AT EXACTLY MIDNIGHT / Weedmaster P: ALL IS PERFECTLY STILL / Weedmaster P: THERE IS A HUMONGOUS STATUE OF JESUS ON THE CROSS THAT IS JUST BARELY LIT UP / Weedmaster P: SUDDENLY HIS EYES... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20080724.html
OVERCOMPENSATING: The Journal Comic With a Seething Disdain for Reality.	LESSONS YOU ONLY NEED TO LEARN THE HARD WAY ONE TIME / AVIATION! / [[Jeffrey is lying in a field of wreckage]] / "PRESS UP TO GO DOWN AND DOWN TO GO UP" / Jeffrey: Oh. / NOODLING! / "NEVER GO NOODLING" / [[Weedmaster P is seen noodling in a lake]] / Weedmaster P: SOMETHING'S GOT MY HAND / LAST RESORTS! / "IT'S... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20080725.html
Liberal Headquarters	Narrator: MEANWHILE AT THE SECRET LIBERAL HEADQUARTERS / Jeffrey: You know what I love controlling? The media. / Weedmaster P: I know RIGHT. / Girl: I love coming up with junk science that supports global warming just so we can take away all the pickup trucks from the good 'ol boys! / Jeffrey: Oh yes... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20080728.html
The Media	[[Weedmaster P and Jeff are in a lavishly decorated mansion]] / [[Jeff is wearing a cowboy hat and reading a newspaper]] / Jeff: It says here that asshole that opened fire in that Unitarian church had books written by Sean Hannity, Bill O'Reilly, and Michael Savage. / Weedmaster P: Ain't those the same... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20080729.html
The Media	[[Weedmaster P and Jeff are in a lavishly decorated mansion]] / [[Jeff is wearing a cowboy hat and reading a newspaper]] / Jeff: It says here that asshole that opened fire in that Unitarian church had books written by Sean Hannity, Bill O'Reilly, and Michael Savage. / Weedmaster P: Ain't those the same... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20080729.html
Comic Con 2008	Weedmaster P: ALL EVERBODY IS TALKING ABOUT IS HOW FUCKING FANTASTIC THE SAN DIEGO COMIC-CON WAS THIS YEAR / Jeffrey: Yep, they had themselves a dang old ding-dong. / Weedmaster P: YOU KNOW FOR REAL THOUGH THEY HAD A CRUMMY TIME AND THEY'RE JUST LYING BECAUSE THEY KNEW WE WAS HAVIN' MORE FUN AT THE... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20080730.html

Connecticon Memories	Jeffrey: Look at that gaggle of douche-bags. I bet they totally like Kid Rock. / Doc Hastings: Heh. "When I say 'kid,' you say 'Rock'! / Jeffrey: Oh man / Doc Hastings: Kid! / Jeffrey: Rock- / Gaggle of Douche-bags: ROCK! / Doc Hastings: Kid? / Jeffrey: Ro- / Gaggle of Douche-bags: ROCK! / Jeffrey: Jesus. / Jeffrey:... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20080804.html
Under Your Breath	{{Title: Under Your Breath}} / Jeffrey: Quick, everybody! What's the worst thing you could possibly mutter under your breath? / Doc Hastings: "Why don't you get a kidney from someone who cares about you... mother..." / Deathmole Jack: "I'll show that lousy westboro Baptist church my views aren't 'too... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20080806.html
Con People	CONNECTICON DAY 50 / [[Jeffrey is using a unrinal]] / [[Jeffrey goes to wash his hands and notices someone messing with their mutant pirate liberty catboy costume in the mirror]] / Jeffrey (thinking): Oh no awkward... / Jeffrey (thinking): Oh... / Jeffrey: Hey kid. Lookin' sharp! / Kid: People are a lot nicer... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20080807.html
That'll Do, Pig	Farmer: Wake up, Ichabod. Today's th' day. / Ichabod: Looks like rain again. / Farmer: Yep. / Ichabod: Do you know anything about the people that are… you know? / Farmer: Buncha kids. They make cartoon strips an' put 'em up on them internets. / Ichabod: That seems… / Ichabod: That seems nice. http://overcompensating.com/posts/20080808.html
Some Pig	{{title: Some Pig}} / [[interior of slaughter house, Dr. Ninja, standing, holds a claw hammer. Black-haired girl sits against wall, holding knees. JJR sits in foreground, also holding knees.]] / Dr. Ninja: The pig is ready to eat now. / JJR: Does it still kinda look like a little dead child? / Dr. Ninja:... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20080811.html

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