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| Personal Responsibility | Cloverfield Monster: My boss is a dick. In fact, all of my bosses are always dicks. And my roommates are always bastards and/or bitches without exception. / Jeff: It's actually pretty unlikely for everyone to be as terrible as you're claiming, The Cloverfield Monster. You need to face the possibility... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20080502.html |
| The Legend of Joey Softerworld | [Jeffrey and Joey sitting in a restaurant.]
/ Jeffrey: Joey Softerworld, I know you Canadians think all us Americans are a bunch of rude barbarians so I'm-a gonna show you a good, clean time.
/ Joey: Boy! Cook me a duck and fuck that bitch up. / [Jeffrey and Joey walking down the street. A waiter from... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20080506.html |
| The Seven Habits of Incredibly Douchey Hipsters | Jeff: Hey Typical Effeminate Hipster Douchebag, where's your ubiquitous Japanese girlfriend? / [[Hipster raises his hood over his head]] / [[Hipster stares and sneers]] / Hipster: Knittin' a Gothic Lolita costume outta fair trade soy yarn. / [[Jeff hands him an envelope]] / Letter: Knitting a gothic... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20080507.html |
| Ass Nickels | Weedmaster P: GOD DANG DID YOU KNOW IT TAKES SEVEN AND A HALF CENTS TO MAKE A FIVE CENT NICKEL
/ Jeffery: Why do they keep making new nickels? Aren't there enough nickels? / Soon...
/ Weedmaster P: I AM THE NICKEL MAN YOU GIVE-A ME 19 NICKELS I GIVE-A YOU ONE DOLLAR
/ Woman: Goodness what a deal
/ Man:... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20080508.html |
| Daily Affirmation | Jeffrey (Thinking): Dang, is any of this reality really real or is it just an insane computer built by a giant alien nerd? / Tallahassee: Here's the report, Jeffrey. The universe is still destined for oblivion and a gay furry man wants you to artificial inseminate him. / [[Jeffrey reads the report]] / Jeffrey... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20080509.html |
| Goal Teefs | Weedmaster P: AW YEAH NOW THAT I'm RICH OFFA NICKELS I'm GOIN' DOWN TO THE STORE AN GETTIN' FITTED FOR SOME GOLD TEETHS
/ Jeffrey: Whoa! You don't know the truth about gold teeth?
/ Weedmaster P: YES BUT SAY IT ANYWAY / Jeffrey: Dude, didn't you ever notice that gold teeth are extremely shitty lookin'?... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20080512.html |
| OVERCOMPENSATING: The Journal Comic With a Seething Disdain for Reality. | [[Jeffry arrives at the pearly gates trailer park knee-deep in something while Jesus sits at a table playing Uno]]
/ Jeffrey: Hey J.C.! I just wanted to say "thanks!" I did like that AM radio preacher said and prayed real hard and I'll be danged if there wasn't some golden fillings in my rotted-ass teeth... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20080513.html |
| Firstname McLastname | [[Tallahassee sits at the computer, Jeffrey is standing behind her]]
/ Tallahassee: Huge McAwesomeguy? Come on people, if you're gonna make up a fake name to place an order put a *little* effort into it!
/ Jeffrey: Maybe he's being literal like maybe he is a bona fide Irishman that is big as one of them... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20080514.html |
| I Get to Believe | Baby: Guys, guys! Th' Vatican says it's okay to believe in aliens now!
/ Weedmaster P: Oh man I'm gonna believe in the shit out of some aliens now
/ Jeffrey: Suddenly so . . . cold! / Galileo's Ghost: This is bullshit! I got excommunicated for trying to tell people the sun goes around the Earth!
/ Jeffrey:... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20080515.html |
| The Love Shaq | [[Jeffrey holds and examines an orange bottle]] / [[He sees on the bottle a picture of Shaq, and a message]]
/ Bottle: PEEL BACK FOR A CHANCE TO KICK BACK WITH SHAQ / [[Jeffrey peels back the wrapper]] / [[The wrapper informs Jeffrey he is a WINNER!!, and he drops the bottle]]
/ Jeffrey: (quietly) FUCK / [[A... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20080516.html |
| Dirty Comics | WEEDMASTER: What are you drawin now turd juggler
/ JEFF: New "Wigu" comics! I'm gonna start puttin' out new ones this Thursday! / WEEDMASTER: Is this for Internet
/ JEFF: Yes it is for internet.
/ WEEDMASTER: Hm I don't know there's not any jokes aboue rape and it don't look like it was drawn by a four-year... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20080519.html |
| The Kids in Oklahoma | Tallahassee: Hey Jeffrey when you were a kid in Oklahoma did you have Summer Camp or did y'all just go to work out in the fields?
/ Jeffrey: We had Church Camp and 4-H Camp. / Weedmaster P: WHICH IS THE ONE WHERE YOU STICK YOUR WHOLE ARM INSIDE OF A COW / Tallahassee: HA Ha h! Good one, Weedmaster P!... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20080520.html |
| It's This or Heroin | [[Jeffrey at drawing board]]
/ Topato: Jeffrey Rowland, why are you resuming production of "Wigu Tinkle" comics? Is the generous stipend you earn for managing my Topatoco empire somehow inadeqate?
/ Jeffrey: It ain't a hundred percent about money, Topato (only like twenty). / Topato: Then what is your... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20080522.html |
| Paperklip | Jeffrey: Hey Paperklip! Tallahassee and me was just talkin' about what we used to do at summer camp and how it was really just a way to trick us into becoming farmers or something.
/ Jeffrey: What was summer camp like where you growed up at? / Paperklip: It was different. / [[THERE'S ONLY ONE PLACE... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20080523.html |
| Expensive Tastes | [[Jeffery, wearing a monocle and a rich man's robe, pulls out a very large diamond, AND PROCEEDS TO SMOKE IT]] http://overcompensating.com/posts/20080526.html |
| The Day After Memorial Day | [[Jeffrey is standing behind a podium addressing Baby, Tallahassee, and Weedmaster P.]]
/ Jeffrey: "Good morning, team. First I want to say thanks for not bitching about working yesterday, which was Memorial Day."
/ Tallahassee: "We didn't know it was Memorial Day!"
/ Baby: "What gives?!"
/ Weedmaster P.:... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20080527.html |
| An Open Letter to Alex Jones | [[Jeffrey and Weedmaster P are walking through an amusement park.]] / Jeffrey: You know what's wrong with America, Weedmaster P? The Government. / Weedmaster P: MAN YOU GOT THAT RIGHT / [[Alex Jones appears with a bullhorn]] / Alex Jones: Police are gonna take your blood for goin' two miles an hour... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20080528.html |
| Army of Dorkness | Jeffrey: Tallahassee I got a confession...
/ Tallahassee: What's that, Jeffrey?
/ Jeffrey: I ain't never seen the "Evil Dead" movies. / Tallahassee: WHAT?! I mean... oh. I... I just have to go to the bathroom... / Narrator: MOMENTS LATER
/ < http://overcompensating.com/posts/20080530.html |
| America's Most Degenerate Junkie | [[Jeffrey in smart lavender trousers and yellow tie, holding videocamera, and Tallahassee]]
/ Jeffrey: Excuse me Tallahassee I got to go tape my new TV show "America's Most Degenerate Bottom-Feeding Junkie."
/ Tallahassee: I didn't know degenerative...ness... was a quantifiable thing! / [[Junkie 1 with... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20080602.html |
| Metaphorical Genitals | [[Jeffrey is lying in the fetal position in the middle of a street. Baby is sitting near him on a chair reading a book.]]
/ Jeffrey: Let me get this straight... testicles are supposed to be the symbols of strength an' courage yet they are actually weak and sensitive and if flicked with a rubber band will... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20080603.html |
| Donuts for Algernon | [[Jeffrey Rowland and Alex Jones sit on the ground in front of a courthouse]]
/ Jeffrey Rowland: I appreciate what you're doin' Alex Jones but you got to tone down the crazy a little if you want sheeple to take you more serious.
/ Alex Jones: But who's gonna stop the pedophile guilds from payin' hospitals... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20080604.html |
| Regretrol | [[Jeffrey is working on a laptop at a desk in the middle of a parking lot in front of what appears to be a NOAA building]]
/ Voiceover: Do you miss that hollow sense of paranoid regret you used to get after a three-day drinking binge?
/ Jeffrey: I sure do, mysterious, soothing, disembodied voice! I just... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20080605.html |
| MoCCA 2008 | [[Jeffrey and Tallahassee standing over Weedmaster P, seated]]
/ Jeffrey: Weedmaster P, we're leaving for MoCCA now. While we're gone I need you to steal someone's disability check, cash it, buy a bunch of drugs, take all the drugs and then call a bunch of radio talk shows and scream obscene racial slurs. / Weedmaster... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20080606.html |
| MoCCA 2008: Backdraft | {{Overcompensating}}
/ {{Title: MoCCA 2008: Backdraft}}
/ {{June 09, 2008}} / [[table at MoCCA; JJR sits between Mr Rosenberg and an unidentified, scraggly male. Background is cinder-block wall and a poster for Questionable Content, featuring Faye]]
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| Metro North | INTERCOM:It's gonna be a packed train goin about ten miles an hour all the way to new haven so make room for other passengers
/ JR:Oh God / {{slow turn}} / JR: Oh God Oh God / JR:Keep walking keep walking / JR:Keep Oh God I can smell you from here / JR:You seem okay guy you won't bluetoof or speak... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20080611.html |
| Roll Into the Future | [[Jeffrey is sitting at his computer]]
/ < http://overcompensating.com/posts/20080612.html |
| President Obama | {{President Obama}}
/ Jeffrey: Thank you for coming to this job interview, gentlemen. / [[John McCain and Barack Obama smile.]] / Jeffrey: Before we begin the interview, I assume both of you at least know how to use a computer. Heh / [[McCain frowns, Obama waves.]] / Jeffrey: This interview is over. / {{Don't... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20080613.html |
| Ms. Beelze If You're Nasty | [[Pearly Gates Trailer Park]] / Ha Ha hoo
/ I love it /
/ YHWH: You know the trickiest part was making them smart enough to be afraid of death but not smart enough to know why they're alive!
/ Satan: Ha haw haw! That's my favorite thing ever! / Jeffery: Assholes! / {{Title Text: It's like a Good Cop... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20080616.html |
| Dying is Scary | [[Weedmaster P. is standing, arms raised, while Jeffrey is sitting in the fetal position on the floor]]
/ Weedmaster P.: HEY HORSE BUTT ARE YOU SCARED TO DIE
/ Jeffrey: No. I'm just afraid of suddenly getting hurt or terrified, like in a car crash or a bear attack, being totally out of control. Also really... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20080617.html |
| Prairie Dogs | {{Prairie dogs}}
/ [[Jeff is sitting on a sofa in an empty auditorium. His shirt says 'crud'. Baby, wearing glasses, is behind him to the left.]]
/ Baby: Jeffrey there's all these holes in th' back yard like I reckon we got a infestation of groundhogs or beavers or somethin'.
/ Jeffrey: Or...PRAIRIE DOGS!! / [[Outside,... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20080618.html |
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