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| Steady As She Goes | [[ Tallahassee Econolodge is wearing red mittens and addresses Jeffrey, who is bound about the chest and ankles and hanging upside down from a rope ]]
/ Tallahassee Econolodge: Wake up, Jeffrey! It's time to go to MoCCA!
/ Jeffrey: What?
/ Jeffrey: Didn't I just go to MoCCA?! / [[ Tallahassee and Jeffrey... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20070622.html |
| MoCCA 2007 | [[Jeff and Mr. Jon Rosenberg are standing across from each other. Rosenberg is jittery, possibly from a (maybe) coffee cup in his hands. Jeff is holding a pink martini glass.]]
/ Jeff: You know what's wrong with America, Mr. Jon Rosenberg?
/ Mr. Jon Rosenberg: That the ruling elite is so detached from... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20070625.html |
| Jeffrey Vs The Pirhana People | [[ Jeffrey is sitting with Joanna lying in his lap while the glowing, floating head of The Englishman hovers nearby. ]]
/ The Englishman: Freedom is in jeopardy, Jeffrey! You have to run for President!
/ Jeffrey: Man, ain't nobody gonna vote on me. I can't even afford to get my dang old hair cut. / [[... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20070626.html |
| YHWH's Orders | [[Jeffrey Rowland and YHWH are seated at what appears to be an upscale sports bar. Fitting environs for the master of creation.]]
/ Jeffrey Rowland: This is all your fault!
/ YHWH: Whu-- what did I do?
/ Jeffrey Rowland: Commander Guy said you told him to invade Iraq!
/ YHWH: Why I oughta...
/ [[YHWH stands... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20070627.html |
| 11 Hours | Jeffrey: Weedmaster P can you sit in a hot room for 11 hours and wait for Verizon to fix the internet? I have to go to yacht lessons.
/ Weedmaster P: SURE MAN WHATEVER YOU NEED
/ Jeffrey: R--really? / Weedmaster P: YEAH I MEAN I GOT LIKE TEN THOUSAND DAYS ON THIS OLD EARTH, I CAN SPEND ONE WAITIN'... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20070628.html |
| Conditioning | [[Brivk-lines basement setting, Weedmaster P is looking down while Jeffery (wearing Ouija T-shirt) jumps through the air holding two guns like in Bad Boys 2 or Hott Fuzz]]
/ Jeffrey: Hey, Weedmaster P! What do you call it when somebody makes mistakes over and over so other people get used to them screwin'... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20070702.html |
| Special Interests | [[Weedmaster P and Jeffrey (as Kerry Edwards) are strategizin']]
/ Weedmaster P: OK YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO GET PEOPLE TO VOTE ON YOU ABOUT ETHICAL THINGS ON ACCOUNT OF YOU BEIN' A DEGENERATE THAT IS PROBABLY DRUNK AT THIS MOMENT
/ Jeffrey (as Kerry Edwards): It ain't illegal to have a buzz on! / Weedmaster... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20070703.html |
| Liberty Tacos | Tallahassee Econolodge: Happy Freedom Day, bitches! The Bald Eagle is no longer on the endangered species list! / Weedmaster P: BALD EAGLES AIN'T IN DANGER NO MORE DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS JEFFREY
/ Jeffrey Rowland: My recipe for "Freedom Tacos" is no longer a felony! / Caption: That evening...
/ Jeffrey... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20070704.html |
| Sparkle Revisited | (title of comic: "Sparkle Revisited") / Topato: Jeffrey, the progress you are making on "The Case of Mars" is incredibly disappointing at best.
/ Jeffrey: I'm sorry, Topato. I can't sparkle worth a flip lately because I got mad anxieties. / Topato: But your culture is awash in chemicals that are designed... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20070705.html |
| Telephono | [[ Jeffrey and Weedmaster P are wearing long sleeved shirts. Jeffrey's says "Sony" while Weedmaster P's says "sam sung" ]]
/ Jeffrey: Hey, let's go stand in line to buy a fucking telephone.
/ Weedmaster P: OH HELL YEAH THE ONLY THING I LIKE MORE THAN TALKING ON THE GOD-DAMN TELEPHONE IS STANDING IN... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20070706.html |
| Global Poetry | [[ Jeffrey and The Poopmonster are standing in a lot outside a brick building. ]]
/ Jeffrey: Hooray, they fixed global warming with the power of musics!
/ The Poopmonster: Global what-ing? / Jeffrey: Global Warming! It's where all the pollution is causin' the global temperature to raise just enough... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20070709.html |
| First Squirts | [[ Little Jeffrey Rowland, naked and sitting on a toilet with a large STAR WARS book in his lap, looks pensive. ]]
/ Caption: MY FIRST DIARRHEA / BY JEFFREY ROWLAND / [[ Little Jeffrey looks to his right ]] / [[ Little Jeffrey holds his arms out ]]
/ << SPLIIIIISH >>
/ << SPLIIIIISH >> / Little Jeffrey:... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20070710.html |
| In The Zone or Everywhere a Sign | Tallahassee: It's so nice out today! Let's skip over to that pasture and frolic in it!
/ Jeff: I'm gonna frolic 'til I *puke!* / Jeff: Aw man it's a "no frolicking" zone!
/ Weedmaster P: IT'S LIKE THAT SONG WHERE THAT ROWDY LITTLE HIPPY RUNS AROUND HOLLERING AT EVERYBODY BECAUSE OF THEIR SIGNS EXCEPT... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20070711.html |
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| OVERCOMPENSATING: The Journal Comic With a Seething Disdain for Reality. | [[Altered page from a catalog]] / B. Recycled Glass W.A.S.P. Catcher
/ Relax in your yard without queers -- or exposure to science -- with our beehive-style trap. Based on a design used since the Middle Ages, the "beehive" catcher traps terror inside with the lure of eternal glory. Hangs from included... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20070714.html |
| Rejected Postcard Artwork | [[Sketches]] http://overcompensating.com/posts/20070715.html |
| Junque | [[ Short-haired, younger Jeffrey is smiling and looking at an envelope; a blond woman in the background is smiling, too. ]]
/ Narrator: JUNK MAIL THROUGHOUT THE AGES...
/ Caption: 1997
/ Jeffrey: The Publisher's Clearinghouse Sweepstakes? I don't know about you but I could sure use ten million dollars... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20070716.html |
| Help is a Four-Letter Word | [[ Jeffrey appears to be wearing a thong, peering out from behind a wall tagged with Spanish graffiti. Doctor Vampire (holding a box labeled "Spit") and Wizard-man are nearby. ]]
/ Jeffrey: Doctor Vampire and Wizard-Man! Wh-wh-what do you guys want?
/ Doctor Vampire: We vant to help you pack stuff... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20070718.html |
| Harry-Kiri | [[ Tallahassee Econolodge angrily addresses a tanned, blonde man on the street, who wears a ring in his left nostril and a black shirt with the slogan "THE END OF THE HARRY POTTER BOOK IS ON THE BACK OF THIS SHIRT. Jeffrey looks on. ]]
/ Tallahassee Econolodge: Hey, dickass! Isn't it bad enough everybody's... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20070719.html |
| Baby and Weedy's Bogus Journey Prequel | Jeffrey: I've decided that Tallahassee will be going with me to Comic-Con this year and you two will stay here and make sure TopatoCo doesn't die.
/ Weedmaster P: WHAT / Weedmaster P: MAN THAT AIN'T NO GOD-DAMN FAIR
/ Baby: Yeah! Me an' Weedmaster P been at this company four years an' we ehn't... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20070720.html |
| Pretty Nice Haircut | Baby: What're we doin' for ya today, Jeremy? / Jeffrey: Just try to make me look like my job doesn't involve me selling things that come in "lids." http://overcompensating.com/posts/20070722.html |
| Baby and Weedy's Bogus Journey 1 | [[ Weedmaster P and Baby are in the office. Weedmaster P's shirt displays the slogan "TAKE DOPE" ]]
/ Weedmaster P: YOU KNOW WHAT SCREW JEFFREY ROWLAND RIGHT IN HIS FACE BABY WE'RE GOIN TO SAN DIEGO ANYWAY
/ Baby: That's daft! / Weedmaster P: I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS BUT I'M GONNA HACK INTO... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20070723.html |
| Baby and Weedy's Bogus Journey 1 | [[ Weedmaster P and Baby are hiding behind bushes. Weedmaster P is looking out through binoculars. ]]
/ Weedmaster P: THERE I JUST SEEN JEFFREY GET ON THAT PLANE LET'S GO BABY LET'S ROLL
/ Baby: But won't ol' Jeffrey get suspicious if he sees us on the same plane as him? / [[ Weedmaster P and Baby... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20070724.html |
| Baby and Weedy's Bogus Journey 3 | Weedmaster P: Man that was like bein locked in a deep freeze that got drug acrosst ant-artica by a monster truck.
/ Baby: Sooo....cooolld...soo...sleepy... / Weedmaster P: We can hole up in that old sewer pipe but we gotta get up early to steal a booth from somebody. / Baby: Why do we need a booth?... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20070725.html |
| Baby and Weedy's Bogus Journey 4 | [[Baby and Weedmaster P. are on a street in San Diego]]
/ Weedmaster P: The San Diego Convention Center... Look at that big old bastard.
/ Baby: This is where nerds go to die. / [[They run into Gabe and Tycho from Penny Arcade]]
/ Weedmaster P.: Now everybody at the comic-con wears disguises of things... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20070726.html |
| Baby and Weedy's Bogus Journey 5 | Baby: Wow! This is what comic-con is like? / Weedmaster P: It's like an imperial star destroyer crash landed in a klingon refugee camp in Japan. / Baby: I want t' believe all these people're wearin' costumes but deep down I know some of 'em ehn't. / Weedmaster P: We can go I just need to take a picture. / Baby:... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20070727.html |
| SDCC 2007: A Retrospective | [[San Diego day one]] / [[...day two]] / [[...day three]] / [[...day four]] / [[Man's shirt says "Michael Bay raped my childhood"]] / Jeffrey: Man if your childhood got raped my a danged movie you musta had one spoiled-ass, delicate childhood. / [[Jeffrey's shirt says "I have no memory of my childhood"]] / The... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20070731.html |
| Guest Comic by Stan Brawn | Sorry. Guest comics are always lame. http://overcompensating.com/posts/20070801.html |
| What Do You Do | Jeffrey: Pop quiz, Sherlock ...a horde of space aliens land and say they're gonna blow up Earth in five hours. What do you do? / Weedmaster P: Eat a pound of shrooms and run around naked in a church. / Jeffrey: Tallahassee, what would you do if space dicks were about to curb-stomp the world? / Tallahassee:... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20070803.html |
| Dead Bodies Everywhere | [[Jeffery enters into what appears to be some sort of city street or alleyway from screen right, wearing a gray cat-ears hat and carrying Joanna. He is confronted by a man with white hair, dark sunglasses, a large brown private eye-esque hat with a message that says "Press" in the brim, and a gray trench... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20070804.html |
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