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| Gay Weddin's | Jeffrey: Man, Oklahoma hates it when gays get hitched! / Jeffrey [[Thought Bubble]]: They say it's got to be between a man and a woman... but they don't tell you what a man and woman are... / [[Jeffrey is standing with a cat at a window labeled "Weddin's"]]
/ Jeffrey: I'd like to get married please.... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20041104.html |
| Sin Tax | Jeffrey: The world "Politics" comes from the Latin "Poly" meaning "Many" and "Tics" which means "Ticks!" Many Ticks! / Jeffrey: The word "democracy" is interesting. It begins with "demo" which is short for "demon" and "cracy" which is just "crazy" misspelled. Democracy means being crazy because of... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20041105.html |
| Murdering Lessons | Jeffrey: All these dang detective shows tell you how to commit the perfect crime if you pay attention! / [[A male and female cop kneel in front of a woman in a pool of blood still wearing one high heeled shoe.]]
/ Male cop: Do we know who did this?
/ Female cop: Yes! But it's a good thing the perp... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20041108.html |
| So Evil | Jeffrey: Baby, check out that gnarly yuppie dude over there. / Jeffrey: He's so evil... / Jeffrey: That when you fold him up... / Jeffrey: He turns into a gun. http://overcompensating.com/posts/20041109.html |
| What Vapid Activity Are You | Jeffrey: Oh, now this is just HORSE CRAP. / [[Jeffrey is holding his monitor at gunpoint.]]
/ Jeffrey: I've put up with a lot of your crap, internet, but this time you've gone TOO FAR. / Jeffrey: If I was a member of Wu-Tang Clan, I would be METHOD MAN, not OLD DIRTY BASTARD.
/ [[On computer screen's... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20041110.html |
| Lobster Hot Dogs | Jeffrey: Would it kill them to make lobster sized buns? Would it? / Jeffrey: This morning I finally watched that movie "Supersize Me." It was great! I thought that dude had a very kickass moustache. / Jeffrey: It really makes a man realize that there are like a billion things that can go wrong... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20041111.html |
| TopatoCo | Jeffrey: Today I started a company called TopatoCo.*
/ Note: *true. / Jeffrey: The most important thing about a company is the logo!
/ [[Beneath are several test logos for TopatoCo.]] / Jeffrey: I've made a huge mistake. http://overcompensating.com/posts/20041112.html |
| Copper vs Chocolate | Jeff: The reason the internet breaks down so much is because of bad alien technology! / Jeff: Scientists finished building the internet in 1958 using plans they got from aliens. The plans said to use chocolate wire instead of copper wire.
/ Scientist: Turns out the aliens were just messin' with us. / Waitress:... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20041115.html |
| Here Comes Weedmaster P | Jeffrey: Hey, here comes Weedmaster P!
/ Weedmaster P: WHAT IT IS BITCHES
/ Baby: Ha Ha, word! / Jeffrey: How's the weed, Weedmaster P? / Weedmaster P: THE WEED IS TREMENDOUSLY MAGNIFICENT / Jeffrey: Weedmaster P's entire personality is about smoking an illegal plant.
/ Baby: Was he high? http://overcompensating.com/posts/20041116.html |
| The C-Word | [[A crowd is gathered at a cocktail party, each of them speaking a different word.]]
/ Partygoer 1: Fallujah
/ Partygoer 2: Marines
/ Partygoer 3: Morals
/ Partygoer 4: Blue State
/ Partygoer 5: Insurgents
/ Partygoer 6: OBL
/ Partygoer 7: WMDs
/ Partygoer 8: Britney
/ Jeffrey: Does anyone here not speak CNN-ese?... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20041117.html |
| Don't Drink the Brown Water | Narrator: OKLA. CITY WATER TREATMENT FACILITY
/ Female Scientist: Sir, Jeffrey Rowland in sector 7G is not complying!
/ Supervisor: Maximize his dosage! / Jeffrey: Lately, I've become a lot more careful about what I put in my body. Especially water. All the water I drink now is boiled and filtered.... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20041118.html |
| Sensible Consumer Advisor Man | Baby: Jeffrey, look at these ugly-ass, 50-year old shoes on eBay that someone told me I need to own!!
/ Jeffrey: Heretic! / Baby: What the fu-
/ Jeffrey: I am the SENSIBLE CONSUMER ADVISOR MAN!
/ Baby: I can see the outline of your pee-pee through...
/ Baby: ...is that my bodysuit? / Jeffrey: Unlike... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20041119.html |
| Perpetual Motion | Jeffrey: Baby, come look! I invented a perpetual motion machine!
/ Baby: Finally! / Jeffrey: Put on this bullet-proof vest first! Once the oil industry finds out about this, it's gonna be rainin' lead!
/ Baby: Oh... kay. / Jeffrey: Tighten it up around the bottom, there...
/ Jeffrey [[Thought Bubble]]:... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20041122.html |
| Tiberius William Seward Burroughs Rowland | Jeff: Writing a book is like, super hard. You have to explain the simplest things to people in a way that a tiny, confused baby would understand... baby... / Jeff: Write this down, Tiberius. "Irony is like a baby that is born in a coffin." / Jeff: Sometimes you just want to give up and put your monkey... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20041124.html |
| It Is a Good Day to Steal | Jeffrey: Today is the biggest shopping day of the year in America. / Jeffrey: It's also a day when many wealthy suburban homes are left unoccupied for hours and hours. / Jeffrey: Now, this comic does not support burgling or other forms of thievery. / Baby: Jeffrey, why are you ransacking your... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20041126.html |
| Botox For the Soul | Jeff: Holy Moses, I am gettin' old!! / Narrator [Jeff]: So I went to a "Tsunami Bomb" show and pushed a bunch of teenagers around in the mosh pit! / Narrator [Jeff]: But when all the teens lie still in a heap of face jewwlry and hair products, I didn't feel younger. / Narrator [Jeff]: I rode around... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20041130.html |
| Lasers Solve Everything | Jeffrey: I am having laser dandruff surgery performed. I only wish lasers could solve all of my problems. / Jeffrey: Baby, the only way to bust through this blockade is to set our lasers to full power.
/ Baby: But I have something stuck in my teeth! / [[Jeffrey on one knee, pointing his laser... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20041201.html |
| Mrs. Madeleine Rainbow Rowland | Jeff's Friend: ...and then her sister caught on fire-
/ Jeff: My friends get mad at me because I'm not very good at paying attention. / Jeff: They also think I'm insane because I constantly address an audience visible only to me. / [[Jeff stands in an alley, holding a snake]]
/ Jeff: Nobody understands... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20041202.html |
| The Stoned Samurai | Jeffrey: Hey, there's Weedmaster P!
/ Baby: What is he doing?
/ Weedmaster P: SON OF A BITCH / Jeffrey: Weedmaster P, you can't pick up a car!
/ Weedmaster P: A SAMURAI'S STRENGTH COMES FROM WITHIN
/ Weedmaster P: DICK / Jeffrey: Weedmaster P has smoked so much weed that he thinks he's a samurai who... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20041203.html |
| Cars That Go Boom | Baby: Jeffrey, that guy just left that big red truck sitting there!
/ Jeffrey: Oh my GOD. / [[Jeffrey leaps toward a large truck with "DANGER EXPLOSIVES" stenciled on it.]]
/ Baby: Jeffrey, NO! / [[The light of an explosion lights Baby's face as she poses like the Home Alone kid.]]
/ Baby: NOOOOO!... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20041206.html |
| Primp Your Ride | Jeff: There's a good reason "Wildest Police Videos" in my favorite TV program. / [[Such items as rope, a fire extinguisher, poison, a video camera]]
/ Narrator [Jeff]: It teaches you everything you need to know. I carry all kinds of stuff in my car now, including rope and a parachute. / [[Car flying... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20041207.html |
| Fat Rude Guys Get All The Honeys | Jeff's Boss: What do you got for me Jeffrey, what do you got?
/ Jeff: [[holding up paper]] TV pilot called "Rude, Ignorant Man and His Attractive Italian Wife!"
/ Jeff's Boss: Oh this is gonna knock 'em dead Jeffrey. / Narrator: TWO MONTHS LATER...
/ Rude, Ignorant Man: Man I hate those homosexuals.
/ Attractive... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20041208.html |
| Cymbal Is M | Jeffrey: Sometimes you want to piss off everybody by being vague and indirect. That's why you use symbolism! / [[Jeffrey is wearing a baseball cap with "RIAA" printed backwards, with a noose in one hand and a pig under the opposite arm.]]
/ Jeffrey: For example, here I am using symbolic imagery to... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20041209.html |
| Hottttttttttttttt | Jeffrey: We're delighted to have you over for supper, Weedmaster P.
/ Baby: Indeed! How is your fa--
/ Weedmaster P: GOD DAMMIT. / Jeffrey: What's the matter with you, Weedmaster P?
/ Weedmaster P: It's HOT. / Jeffrey: Weedmaster P lives in a trancendental place where the only things that matter... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20041210.html |
| Jerk-Proof | Jeffrey: There is no such thing as "Stainless" steel or "non-stick" cookware. Not if you get it hot enough. / Jeffrey: Same goes for "flame-retardant," "non-toxic," "idiot-proof," and "Dolphin safe." If it is a thing, it is potentially lethal. / Jeffrey: The fabric of reality is stitched together... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20041213.html |
| Can Ye Hear Me Nay | Jeffrey: Yo! Jeffrey Rowland here for the all new T-Mobile LIFE MASTER. / Jeffrey: This thing has it all! Phone, internet, games, TV, encyclopedia, clock, breathalyzer, 100 gigs of storage and a self-destruct device! / Jeffrey: Without one, your life is but a void; the void this device will fill... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20041214.html |
| Hitchhiker's Guide to the Middle of Nowhere | Jeffrey: Hey, let's go pick up a hitchhiker and drop him off in the middle of nowhere!
/ Baby: Jeffrey, can we? / Narrator: Some time later...
/ Jeffrey: That wasn't nearly as fun as I expected it to be. / Jeffrey: Maybe doing terrible things to helpless people is wrong... / {{Mouseover Text: let's... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20041215.html |
| Mashed Potato Melancholy | Baby: Jeffrey, what's all that noise?! / Jeffrey: I am sucking all of the peanut butter out of these Reese's cups and replacing it with mashed potatoes! / [[Jeffrey stands at a booth with a sign stating "Reece's Cups, 50 cents"]]
/ Jeffrey: Oh my God, this is going to be ridiculously hysterical. / Jeffrey:... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20041216.html |
| A Pox on Hollywood Video | TV Reporter: We're here outside HOLLYWOOD VIDEO where Jeffrey Rowland's rental privileges have been suspended. / TV Reporter: HOLLYWOOD VIDEO claims Rowland did not return a copy of "Simpsons Hit and Run," a charge Rowland Vehemently denies. / [[Black-and-white shot of Jeff holding a bird by the neck]]
/ Voiceover:... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20041217.html |
| Chewbacca Fantasies | Jeffrey: Oh, hello Chewbacca. Can I get you something to eat? A sandwich perhaps? / Jeffrey: What kind of sandwich do you want? ...
/ Jeffrey: One big old slab of meat sandwich coming up! / Jeffrey: I hope you don't mind if I watch you eat, Chewbacca.
/ Jeffrey: It's like watching God make love... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20041222.html |
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