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| My Name Is | Weedmaster P: Bacon Costner Federline Kline Nealon Pollack Shields Smith Sorbo Spacey
/ Tallahassee: Famous Kevins!
/ Jeffrey: Dang it I knew that!
/ Tallahassee: I win! / Jeffrey: Man, sometimes I wish I had a weird, interesting name and not a regular name that a billion other douchebags have... Like...... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20070213.html |
| Giant-Footed Whorez | Giant-Footed Whorez / Jeff: Um excuse me...
/ Blonde: ...and then Brandon and Justin and Tyler and Zach and Josh and Jacob all slept over at my house...
/ Brunette: We're not skinny enough.
/ Blonde: Oh I know... / Jeff: Excuse me... / Jeff: What kind of birds are you guys? / Seriously they look like... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20070215.html |
| OVERCOMPENSATING: The True Story of a Boy With Poor Impulse Control | Jeffrey: Hmm...
/ Jeffrey: No, it just doesn't work... / Jeffrey: I need to get a real stupid-lookin' dog. How do you do that? Is there like a "dog store" or do you just kinda drive around 'til you find one?
/ Tallahasee: Why, Jeffrey?
/ Jeffrey: N...no reason. / Tallahassee:You just want a dog so you... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20070219.html |
| OVERCOMPENSATING: Catnip For Machine Elves | Weedmaster P: HEY DONG-GRABBER DO YOU GOT ANY L.S.D.?
/ Jeff: No, I... no. Why?
/ Weedmaster P: WAYNE IS LIKE SLIPPIN' OUT OF REALITY MAN / Jeff: You let your self-transforming Machine Elf eat L.S.D.? That's preposterous!
/ Weedmaster P: NO IT AIN'T IT'S LIKE CATNIP
/ IF ANYONE NEEDS ME I'LL BE AT THE DRUGS... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20070220.html |
| Jesus is Coming (To Town) | [[Jesus Christ is on the phone with Tallahassee Econolodge]] / J.C.: Tallahassee, it's J.C. Meet me at the place. / T.E.: Okay. ...what? / [[J.C. and T.E. are in a parking lot]] / J.C. Do you have the data you've been collecting re: Jeffrey Rowland's naughty behavior?
/ T.E. You... didn't tell me I... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20070221.html |
| The War Against Partying | Jeff: Man, New York Comic-Con is tomorrow and I just don't feel like partying...
/ < http://overcompensating.com/posts/20070222.html |
| Tallahassee's First Con | Tallahassee: Where are we going, Jeffrey?
/ Jeffrey: I'm takin' you to a Comics Convention... for Work!
/ Tallahassee: Turn around. NOW. / Jeffrey: Come on, Tallahassee! A Comics Convention can be fun and slightly profitable on paper!
/ Tallahassee: Why can't Baby or Weedmaster P go instead? / Jeffrey:Baby... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20070223.html |
| NYCC 2007 Part One | [[THE NEW YORK COMIC-CON]]
/ < http://overcompensating.com/posts/20070226.html |
| NYCC 2007: Critter Heroes Unite | [[ Doctor Vampire (dressed as a gopher), Jeffrey (dressed as a groundhog) and Jon Rosenberg (dressed as the Hebrew Weasel) are standing in front of the Dumbrella booth at the New York Comic Con ]]
/ Doctor Vampire: Jeffrey it hurts my feelings when you call me Dr. Vampire.
/ Jeffrey: Okay from now on... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20070227.html |
| NYCC 2007: The Fall of the Critter Heroes | [[ Jeffrey (dressed as a groundhog) and Jon Rosenberg (dressed as the Hebrew Weasel) in front of the Dumbrella booth at New York Comic Con ]]
/ Jeffrey: Groundhog Man is already tired of the ineffective and tedious habits of the Critter Heroes. Every day is the same when you are Groundhog Man.
/ Jon... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20070301.html |
| OVERCOMPENSATING: The True Story of a Boy With Poor Impulse Control | [[Tie Hunter flies in front of a setting sun]] / Jeffrey Rowland: How did you enjoy your first comics convention, Tallahassee?
/ Tallahassee: I'm gonna throw up... / Jeffrey Rowland: You know if you really think about it, throwin' up is like poopin' our of your head!
/ Tallahassee: Please pull over Jeffrey. / Jeffrey... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20070302.html |
| Genital's Discount Tittery | Weedmaster P: LET'S GO DOWN TO GENITAL'S DISCOUNT TITTERY AND LISTEN TO WILD PARTY SONGS
/ Jeff: Genital's Discount Tittery has the wildest party songs in town! / Weedmaster P: AND THE NAKEDEST LADIES GRINDING THEIR LIONS INTO YOUR BACK
/ Jeff: Surgical-grade nudity! / Weedmaster P: LAST WEEK A GUY DIED... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20070303.html |
| http://overcompensating.com/posts/20070305.html | I love spending time at General's Discount Tittery but I'm gonna be late for Rad Practice if I don't leave in two hours...
/ Oh come on / Life is what happens between drinking contests / *One gallon of tequila later
/ Hey pruddy lady you wanna-oh wait you're a dude, my bad
/ Faggot http://overcompensating.com/posts/20070305.html |
| I'm a Slave 4 Ru(pert) | [[Jeffrey's sitting next to a computer at the TopatoCo HQ, while bald Baby stands behind him holding an umbrella]]
/ Jeffrey: I'm tired of indirectly bankrolling the right-wing agenda! I'm deleting my MySpace account!
/ Baby: Nooo Jeffrey don't do that! Everybody that's cool has got a MySpace! / Jeffrey:... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20070306.html |
| More Song Deconstructions | [[Jeffrey as Fergie]]
/ Jeffrey; My breasts and buttocks cause men to purchase a variety of brand-name products.
/ Narrator; BLACK-EYED PEAS
/ "MY HUMPS" / [[Jeffrey as Kurt Cobain]]
/ Jeffrey; Watermelon Pedophile Pickleslide Shotgun Starbucks Pimp Shame
/ Narrator; NIRVANA
/ "ENTIRE LIBRARY" / [[Jeffrey... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20070307.html |
| SQUOOSH | [[Jeffrey runs outside on the ice, carrying Joanna in a baby carrier]] / Jeffrey: You're lucky to be a cat, Joanna. Bein' a human bein' is so gross you wouldn't believe it. / Jeffrey: There's all the time something' seepin' or squirtin' out of you... bloody boogers, pee, diarrehea... it ain't like... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20070308.html |
| Fix Her | Hey Tallahassee do you got any of them Joanna clones left over?
/ They're not clones, Jeffrey. They're dolls. And they're $65.
/ And no. / Man I ain't got that kinda money. Anyway I accidentally squooshed the real Joanna so you can fix her with your old sewin' tools can't ya? / I don't know how to fix... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20070309.html |
| The Devil and Ms. Joanna | Jeffrey: Jesus and Mohammed and Ganesh and Xenu, hear my prayer! / Jeffrey: I accidentally squished my zombie kitty! I command you to make her be okay again! / Jesus's phone: rrrring
/ Mohammed's phone: rrriing
/ Ganesh's phone: beep beep beep
/ Xenu's phone: rriing / Xenu: This looks like a job for... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20070312.html |
| Force Push | Jeffrey: Oh my god! Joanna, you're ok!!! / Jeffrey: Come here, let me give you a big ol' hug! / [[Joanna force pushes Jeffrey]] / Jeffrey: That's a bad kitty! Yes it is! http://overcompensating.com/posts/20070313.html |
| L Ron Harbl | Jeffrey: A bloo hoo bluh bloo
/ Weedmaster P: WHAT'S THE MATTER DICK ASS DID YOUR TINY PORCELAIN MICE COLLECTION GET DUSTY
/ Jeffrey: No... Well yes, but it's not that.
/ Jeffrey: I accidentally squashed Joanna but then I prayed for her to be fixed and now she's fixed but she's all mean...
/ Weedmaster P:... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20070314.html |
| Beck Versus The Volcano | Narrator: VOLCANO MOUNTAIN
/ [[Joanna is pulling an H-Bomb towards the volcano]] / [[Joanna continues to pull the H-Bomb towards the volcano]] / Jeffrey Rowland: Oh noes we're too late! Joanna's gonna throw the H-Bomb in the volcano and let out a bunch of body thetans!
/ Weedmaster P: DO SOMETHING BECK / Beck:... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20070315.html |
| OVERCOMPENSATING: The True Story of a Boy With Poor Impulse Control | neck tattoo friday!!! / My neck ehn't big enough for a dang tattoo!
/ Hypothetical neck tattoo Friday. / {{cut here}}
/ {{place on pike}} / {{if found, recoil in horror}} / {{my child coulda been a honor student if we had brung her up better}} http://overcompensating.com/posts/20070316.html |
| OVERCOMPENSATING: The True Story of a Boy With Poor Impulse Control | Jeffrey: God dangit I'm sick of bein' poor. I wanna be a rich dude so I can adopt Mexican babies and not pay taxes! / Tallahassee: Don't worry Jeffrey, Baby and I are opening TIARA HUT this week!
/ Baby: Yeh we'll be rollin' in Benjamins pretty soon! If ye ask real nice we might give ye a loan!
/ Jeffrey... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20070319.html |
| Snacks, Limes, and Videotape With Poor Impulse Control | [[Jeff is at a drafting board or a computer; Vermont Pete is entering the room with a VHS tape.]]
/ Jeff Rowland: You may enter, Vermont Pete.
/ Vermont Pete: Dude. Brah. You gotta check this out yeah. / [[Jeff holds the VHS tape at arm's length, scared.]]
/ Jeff: What is this?! Is this a _bomb_?
/ Vermont... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20070320.html |
| Only One Vermont Pete | Vermont Pete: Thanks for lettin' me fuckin' hang while the Outrider is in fuckin' Maine or somethin
/ Weedmaster P: FUCKING
/ Jeffrey Rowland: It's fun to have dudes time some-times Vermont fuckin' Pete. / Jeffrey Rowland: Girls are always tellin' us to stop sayin' fuck and shit. Fuck that, man. / Vermont... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20070321.html |
| Overactive Bladder Syndrome | Jeffrey: Weedmaster P what are you doing in there? You've been in there for several hours!
/ Weedmaster P: DROPPIN' MAD BEE-EM'S KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN' / Jeffrey: Please let me in! I have to pee so bad!
/ Weedmaster P: WHAT PART OF DROPPIN' MAD BEE-EM'S DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND / Jeffrey: C'mon let me in,... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20070322.html |
| The Battle of Long Island | < http://overcompensating.com/posts/20070323.html |
| The Battle of Long Island Part Two | Jeffrey: Don't worry about the car, Tallahassee! We have to save Long Island! / Jon: Jeffery, you made it! Welcome to I-con, Long Island's most amazing science fiction and fantasy occasion!
/ Jeffrey: This is a Code Azure, Mr. Rosenberg, there's no time for chit-chat. Where's the action at. We gotta... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20070326.html |
| You Down Wit OCD | Jeffrey: I got ADHD, Tallahassee.
/ Tallahassee: No way.
/ Jeffrey: Yup. And I'm gonna give myself OCD to help balance it out. / Tallahassee: Isn't that like eating a handful of No-Doz so you don't pass out from being too drunk? / Jeffrey: Yup. http://overcompensating.com/posts/20070328.html |
| OVERCOMPENSATING: The Journal Comic With a Seething Disdain for Reality. | I got ADHD, Tallahassee.
/ No way!
/ Yup. And I'm gonna give myself OCD to help balance it out. / Isn't that like eating a handful of No-Doz so you don't pass out from being too drunk? / Yup. http://overcompensating.com/posts/20070328.html# |
| Freedom Bird | Baby: C'mon, guys. Jeffrey's on his death-bed again and wants us to gather round him dressed as angels. / Jeffrey: Hello, everyone. Thank you for coming.
/ Weedmaster P: WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU BIRD COCK
/ Jeffrey: Well, the last thing I remember... / Jeffrey: ...I was celebrating our freedom with... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20070329.html |
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