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The Large Hadron Collider Jeff: God I wish they'd hurry and turn on that Large Hadron Collider and get it over with. / Weedmaster P: Is that the thing that is meant to create a stable Black Hole. / Jeff: Heh. "Stable" black hole. / Jeff: They're gonna fire that thing up and it'll start to hum, but before the scientists even...
Winston the Bald Lemur [[Store room]] / Tallahassee: Michael J. Fox got Parkinson's disease from drinking Diet Pepsi. / Weedmaster P: WE GET IT TALLAHASSEE ALL THE FOOD MADE BY BIG COMPANIES IS POISONOUS / Jeffrey: Hey Tallahassee what's that varmint you're always haulin' around in that Walmart bag? / Tallahassee: It's none...
They Are Not Toys [[Joanna, a Machine Elf and Winston the Bald Lemur lying on the floor]] / Jeffrey: I feel like we should make 'em all do somethin'. / Tallahassee: Let's teach them sign language so they can help deaf children! / Jeffrey: Let's teach them to get beers out of the fridge! / Baby: Let's make them have a...
To Serve Man Weedmaster P [singing]: THERE'S A PLACE WHERE EVERYTHING SUCKS / DAR-FUR / DAR-FUR / Jeff: Americans are being fattened up! The Harvesting is upon us! / Baby: Who'd wanna be cookin' up Americans?! Americans meat is all fulla toxins! / Jeff: One man's toxin is a billion-year-old alien specieses' secret sauce,...
OVERCOMPENSATING: The World T-Shirt Folding Championship Weedmaster P: WHERE ARE YOU GOING PECKERWOOD GONNA CRUISE FOR TRANNIES / Jeff: I've had it with this pussyfootin' around, Weedmaster P! I'm gonna go out and catch Osama bin Laden and get that reward money! / Weedmaster P: BUT THE WORLD T-SHIRT FOLDING CHAMPIONSHIP IS TOMORROW IN JAPAN / Jeff: What's...
 
Japanese Skills [[Japan]] / blonde: Where's Jeffrey? Isn't he coming to the world T-Shirt folding Championship too? / Weedmaster P: No he went to catch Osama Bin Laden to get the reward money. / Redhead: He's as stupid as he is stupid. / blonde: I don't get why we had to come to Japan for this. / Weedmaster P: ...
Bin Laundry Jeff: Man, I'm never gonna catch Osama bin Laden. I'm just gonna go into that store that I assume is a bar. / Jeff thinking: Is that? / Jeff: Omigod it is! / Jeff: Osama bin Laden, you're under arrest on the charges of being an evil-doer and making people scared. / {{bin laden is also accused of...
Twenty Five Hundred Thousand Grand [[ Aerial photograph of the Pentagon ]] / Narrator: THE PENTAGON... / [[ Jeffrey, two red scratches on his right cheek, standing next to Osama bin Laden ]] / Jeffrey: I caught Osama bin Laden. Where do you want me to put him? / [[ Silent reaction shot of (presumably) three Pentagon employees ]] / Jeffrey:...
OVERCOMPENSATING: Actual Things That Happen to Jeffrey Rowland [[ Jeffrey, dressed like a giant turd, holding Joanna and talking to Baby, dressed as Jeffrey in a SOAP t-shirt ]] / Jeffrey: Let's take Joanna Trick or Treating! It's her first Thanksgiving! / Baby: It's Halloween and it's her 2nd one with us, Jeffrey. / Jeffrey: Whatever. / [[ Jeffrey thinks... ]] / Jeffrey:...
Moat Dragons [[Jeffrey is dressed as Buffy the Vampire Slayer and is carrying a stake; Ashley is dressed in a dragon suit.]] / Jeffrey: I don't know, Mashley. I don't think a giant fence is gonna keep Mexicans out any better than a car alarm is gonna keep a crackhead from sleepin' in a Hyundai. / Ashley: What about...
 
Freedom Hole [[ Jeffrey dressed as Santa Claus and Mashley dressed as a pink unicorn stand among skyscrapers ]] / Jeffrey: Welcome to New York City, Mashley! It's the city that smells like cigarettes, hot dogs, chocolate, and gasoline! / Mashley: Ew. / [[ Jeffrey and Mashley, peering over a railing ]] / Jeffrey:...
The Crane Cliche girl: I hate ninjas so much / jeff: That's what I keep saying but everyone tells me if I don't order something they're going to ask me to leave. / [[TOP TEN THINGS EVERYONE SHOULD BE TIRED OF BY NOW / 10. PIRATES 9. ZOMBIES 8. MONKEYS 7. ROBOTS 6. HOBOS 5. CHUCK NORRIS 4. KITTENS 3. JESUS 2. CHEWBACCA...
OVERCOMPENSATING: The True Story of a Boy With Poor Impulse Control [[Jeffrey and Weedmaster P are walking along a road by the woods. The trees' leaves are changing color. Jeffrey is carrying a drink (apparently coffee) and Weedmaster P is carrying a large green fish.]] / Jeffrey: Remember when making fun of politics was kinda funny and didn't make you embarrassed to...
Whorat [[ Borat in his green V-thong and sunglasses, Weedmaster P, and Jeffrey out walking on the street ]] / Borat: Borat making funny with phony accent and wacky not understandings. / Weedmaster P: FUCK YOU BORAT / Jeffrey: Don't talk to him, just keep walking. / [[ Jeffrey and Weedmaster P in a park ]] / Jeffrey:...
Doctor Monkey Goes to Whole Foods [[Jeffrey is in the grocery store pushing a cart completely filled with various items.]] / Jeffrey: Aah, the grocery store. I'll never run into anyone I know here! / Jeffrey: Oh no! It's Dr. Monkey! / [[Dr. Monkey, carrying a bag, notices Jeffrey and glares at him disapprovingly. Jeffrey stands holding...
 
OVERCOMPENSATING: The True Story of a Boy With Poor Impulse Control [[Jeffrey is standing indoors, obviously pleased and gesturing victoriously with his hands. He is wearing the "Whitey" t-shirt.]] / Jeffrey: YAY! The good guys are again involved in the government of the American Empire! / Jeffrey: Where is everyone? It's time to celebrate good times, come on! / [[The...
Adventures in Tequila Marketing [[ Jeffrey, holding a bottle and wearing a black shirt with the slogan "NOT SAFE FOR FARK" ]] / Jeffrey: I've invented a new brand of tequila that has a picture of a puppy on the front and on the back there are fun activities. / [[ Weedmaster P, holding a bottle and wearing a green shirt with the slogan...
Deconstruction (Title Bar: Hilarious Deconstructions of Rap Songs, Volume One) / (Info box in Corner: N.W.A., "Straight Outta Compton") / Jeffrey: My violently insane bandmates and I were raised in Compton, California, and we plan to shoot you with one of our various firearms. / (Info box in corner: Kanye West, "Gold...
OVERCOMPENSATING: Unihorn [[ Jeffrey is wearing a red sweater and holding a green cup; Tallahassee Econolodge has Joanna on her lap. ]] / Jeffrey: This milk is crazy delicious! What kind of animal does this come out of? / Tallahassee: It's Unicorn's milk from Einhornhöhle Farms! They use only free-range unicorns! / [[ A unicorn...
Tamiflu Haze Weedmaster P: OH HOLY GOD THERE ARE TINY DRAGONS HOVERING AROUND ME THOUSANDS OF THEM / Jeffrey: Whaaaa? / Baby: Weedmaster P scored some Tamiflu off some kid in the park. / Jeffrey: I thought he was basically immune to drugs. / Weedmaster P: OH NO GARGOYLES / Weedmaster P: NOT HAVING FLU IS TREMENDOUSLY...
 
Oh No [[ Vermont Pete is seated and wearing clear wrap-around glasses and holding a game controller, talking to Jeffrey ]] / Vermony Pete: Where are you going, dude? We're repeatedly killing each other in a video game. / Jeffrey: I'm sorry, Vermont Pete. I can't pay attention to nothin' for more than five...
OVERCOMPENSATING: Actual Things That Happen to Jeffrey Rowland [[ Single pen and ink drawing of Tallahassee Econolodge, labelled "TALLAHASSEE'S BOOK BRIGADE" ]] / When Jeffrey came busting into the office yesterday and announced that I would be doing book reviews for you guys, I said, "What? Why me? Why not have one of those screaming blondes who are always running...
The Horrible Statue I Enraged Vermont Pete: Where are you going, dude? We're repeatedly killing each other in a video game. / Jeffrey: I'm sorry, Vermont Pete. I can't pay attention to nothin' for more than five minutes. / Jeffrey: Baby, do you ever feel like you got the approximate attention span of a zygote? I wonder what a...
OVERCOMPENSATING: God, Destroyer of Worlds [[ Weedmaster P wears a shirt with the slogan "LEGALIZE CRIME"; Jeffrey is wearing some sort of monocular magnification device. ]] / Weedmaster P: LET'S OPEN UP A BAR AND CALL IT BAR-BAR DRINKS / Jeffrey: That's brilliant but it's been five days since the Prophecy and the Armageddon is supposed to be...
The Pony Whisperer {{Sheriff Pony is a character from Jeffrey's other comic, "wigu"}} / [[topatoco HQ. Jeffrey is shirtless]] / Sheriff Pony: Jeffrey, I arrived as soon as I could! What is the matter? / Jeffrey: I'm scared of brining Wigu back, Sheriff Pony! Have a seat, won't ya? / Sheriff Pony: I would prefer to float!...
 
Vuelta de Wigu {{wigu re-intro comic}} / Wigu: Woah woah woah! I gotta get a handle on this!
The Other White Meat <> / [[Jeffrey wears a feathered headdress and peers from behind a hedge]] / [[In the distance he spies an SUV. On it a yellow ribbon reads:]] / Bumper sticker: Support Our Troops / [[Bare chested and clutching a knife he sprints after the car, barefoot]] / <http://overcompensating.com/posts/20061123.html
President Fatmomma [[Jeffrey is wearing a short-sleeved white collared shirt and a black-and-red striped tie curled up at the end, Dilbert-style. George W. Bush is wearing a cowboy hat.]] / Jeffrey: You're ruining the Earth and killing thousands of innocent people. / George W. Bush: You're an immature man-child living...
OVERCOMPENSATING: Forget It [[ Jeffrey, wearing a Charlie Brown yellow shirt with black zig zag stripe, is standing in front of Mount Rushmore with a large woman waving an American flag ]] / Woman: Never forget. / Jeffrey: What terrible thing happened now that commands my constant, everlasting attention? / [[ Jeffrey, standing...
Jim Inhofe is a Piece of Crap Jeffrey: I've discovered the cure for Global Warming! It's been right under our noses the whole time! / Tallahassee: You can't legally kill six billion people. / Jeffrey: Damn. / Weedmaster P: Global Warming is caused by the earth bein' all wobbly on account of America bein' too heavy. We got too much...
 

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