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| Driving Miss Dongle Part One | [[ Topato Potato and Sheriff Pony are crawling in a super-heated landscape ]]
/ Narrator: BUTTER DIMENSION 360 DEGREES
/ Topato Potato: Death draws near, Sheriff Pony. Earthlings have all but forgotten about us and soon we will face our judgement. Is your soul prepared?
/ Sheriff Pony: I am far from... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060912.html |
| Driving Miss Dongle Part Two | Topato Potato: Princess, with all due respect, operating a motorcar under the influence of intoxihol is a disgustingly shameful and degenerate offense.
/ Princess Dongle: I am swollen with regret, Topato. / [[ Sheriff Pony appears to be using a telephone headset ]]
/ Princess Dongle: My only hope is... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060913.html |
| Driving Miss Dongle Part Three | [[ Topato Potato is lying down ]]
/ Princess Dongle: Arise, Topato! The time has come for me to utilize your chauffeur services!
/ Topato Potato: I... I was not aware you were serious about that / [[ Topato Potato wears a chauffeur's uniform, while Princess Dongle holds a martini glass of pink liquid... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060914.html |
| Driving Miss Dongle Part Four | [[ Exterior of the Princess' flying black vehicle ]]
/ Princess Dongle: Topato, are you trying to give me motion sickness?
/ Topato Potato: Apologies, my liege! I am unfamiliar with the handling characteristics of this cumbersome vessel! / [[ The flight deck; Topato is at the controls as the Princess'... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060915.html |
| Driving Miss Dongle Part Five | [[ The robot driver of a green-stained trucker ship yells out the window ]]
/ Trucker: Death to the monarchy! Eviscerate the aristocrats! / [[ Topato, yelling from Princess Dongle's black ship ]]
/ Topato Potato: The ignorant whore that birthed you is as corpulent as a low-income American Earth-child! / [[... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060918.html |
| New Shirts Look Totally Great | [[A picture of an orange ROCKTOBER shirt and a black Cowboy Killers hoodie.]] / {{alt text: Brunetto does great work!}} http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060919.html |
| Driving Miss Dongle Part Six | [[ Topato, floating, talking on the phone and holding the severed head of a robot trucker. A robot arm floats nearby. ]]
/ Topato Potato: Sheriff Pony, the Princess' limousine is careening toward the ground.
/ Topato Potato: Request assistance, please / [[ Sheriff Pony, wearing a stained wifebeater,... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060920.html |
| Driving Miss Dongle Part Seven | [[ Topato wearing judges robes and a wig, holding a gavel , behind a desk that reads (in part): JUSTICE - FUN. The desk also appears to have a large red button on its top surface. ]]
/ Topato Potato: Topato Potato, you stand before this court charged with failing to protect the Princess from harm.... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060921.html |
| Missile Crisis Free To Look At | THE CASE OF THE MISSILE CRISIS
/ Is finally available for free viewing (minus the extras of course)! To celebrate we are having a permanent two-for-one sale on Bogeys posters -- buy one, get one free -- just like fireworks on July 3 when they want to get rid of them! Yay! http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060922.html |
| OVERCOMPENSATING: Good Old Internet | Jeff: Cyberscape... al-qaeda... high-fructose corn syrup... / TH3 G0D 0F IN73RN375: JEFFREY, I7 I5 I, TH3 G0D 0F IN73RN375 I HAV3 BRAND N3W PH0705 0F LINDSAY L0HAN'S VAGINA F0R Y0U T0 GAZ3 UP0N / Jeff: Why can't the interwub just be informational and entertaining? Why does it got to be an experience... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060923.html |
| Spoiler Alert | [[ Jeffrey wears a fancy purple and gold shirt; Weedmaster P a green sweater vest ]]
/ Jeffrey: Good news! I've learned with absolute certainty what happens to you after you die!
/ Weedmaster P: WE ALREADY KNOW WHAT HAPPENS 72 VIRGINS BLAH BLAH BLAH / [[ Baby wears a flower-print dress and talks to... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060924.html |
| OVERCOMPENSATING: Baby Versus The Pipettes | Baby: There. Now I'm ready. / Baby: Jeffrey, I've decided to become a Pipette.
/ Jeff: You want to be a small, glass tube?
/ Baby: No, the band! I'm gonna run away an' join the Pipettes!
/ Jeff: Woah woah woah / Jeff: What, are The Pipettes like the carnival or the Army or something?
/ Baby: I've got what... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060925.html |
| Tallahassee Econolodge | Narrator: PEARLY GATES TRAILER PARK
/ Unknown: If you quit I ain't givin' you a good reference ho
/ Tallahassee: I ain't comin' back! Only sissy gangster wannabes use 9mm Glocks! / YHWH: What's all that commotion out there? Go see what that commotion is, boy.
/ Jesus: You probably did something to enrage... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060926.html |
| The Specialist | Tallahassee: I'll never be able to find another job. I'm a trash person! I'm pure trash.
/ J.C.: That's nonsense! Let me ask you a question. Have you ever heard of a man named Jeffrey Rowland? / Tallahassee: The "Snakes on a Plane" guy?
/ J.C.: Yes but he's also a talented cartoonist and his company... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060927.html |
| Applications | Weedmaster P: I GOT ANOTHER BOX OF FILLED-OUT JOB APPLICATIONS MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T'A RUN THE AD IN THE VALLEY ADVOCATE
/ Jeffrey Rowland: Nobody who reads The Advocate has jobs! Updating your Myspace is not a job. / [[Weedmaster P is about to step on a banana peel]] / [[Weedmaster P slips and falls... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060928.html |
| The TopatoCo Standardized Interview | Jeffrey Rowland: Good morning, Tallahassee Econolodge. Thank you for coming to your job interview here at Topatoco. Tell me a little about yourself.
/ Tallahassee Econolodge: I'm heiress to the Econolodge motel fortune.
/ Jeffrey Rowland: I see. / Jeffrey Rowland: Very interesting. Now tell me, do you... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060929.html |
| I'M ON UR TEE SHIRT | Hamsterdance Cosplay Jesus Trolls Zombies Hentai /B/tard LARPing Spyware Bukkake Slashfic Leeroy Jenkins Yiffing http://overcompensating.com/posts/20061001.html |
| OVERCOMPENSATING: The New iTem. All you need. And more | Incomplete. Partial.
/ Unfinished
/ Part of something else.
/ Missing something. / A phrase or clause that is punctuated and capitalized as a sentence but does not constitute a complete grammatical sentence. / The iSentence Fragment.
/ Almost but not quite. http://overcompensating.com/posts/20061002.html |
| Winterview With A Spitfire | INTERVIEW WITH AN 11-YEAR OLD
/ Winter McCloud: Tell me, Jeffrey Rowland, what were your childhood hobbies?
/ Jeffrey Rowland: (Thinking) Hmm... / [[Jeffrey Rowland recalls guns, knives, alcohol, vomitting and being punched in the face]] / Jeffrey Rowland: Horseback riding. http://overcompensating.com/posts/20061003.html |
| Sticky | Jeff: Weedmaster P, this is our newest employee, Tallahassee Econolodge!
/ Tallahassee: The Weedmaster P?!
/ Weedmaster P: WHAT THE FUCK IS ALL THIS STICKY SHIT ALL OVER EVERYTHING / Tallahassee: Everything in this whole office is sticky!
/ Jeff: Why in the hell is everything all sticky?
/ < http://overcompensating.com/posts/20061004.html |
| The District Sleeps Around | [[Jeffrey and Weedmaster P driving a bus]]
/ Weedmaster P: DRIVE OVER TO THE WHORE DISTRICT JEFFREY
/ Jeffrey: We're not going to the whore district! We have to go to the thread district to get thread. / [[Outside view of the bus. A TOPATOCO banner is on the side]]
/ Weedmaster P: I LIKE HOW WE ARE SUDDENLY... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20061005.html |
| The Prescription Tiara | Jeff: What happened to you out there, Baby?
/ Baby: Don't ask me t' talk about it, Jeffrey... it's too painful.
/ Jeff: Well the important thing is you're back. / Baby: Who's that whore doing my job? And how come she gets to wear a tiara an' I never got to wear a tiara? / Jeff: That's Tallahassee Econolodge.... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20061006.html |
| OVERCOMPENSATING: Monotheocrazy | Narration: 11:59 a.m.
/ Jeff: Emergency meeting! / Jeff: There's no easy way to say this, so I made a Power Point. Does anyone have any ideas of what to do about this?
/ Power Point Presentation: HOLY CRAP
/ We're all gonna die
/ What the hell are w
/ Oh my God
/ Oh My God
/ What are w
/ gonna do / Weedmaster... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20061008.html |
| Stalking. Simplified. | [[The La1R of the G0d of internet]] / G0d of internet: 4T L45T TH3 MY5P4C3 IN5TANT M355AG3 CL13NT 15 R3ADY. G0 F0RTH, 5P3LL_CH3CK_G0BL1N 4ND T34CH TH3M TH3 WAY5 OF G00D3R 5P3LL1NG!
/ 5PELL_CH3CK_G0BL1N: oh dear. / < |
| OVERCOMPENSATING: Mad Revenues | Tallahassee: I found a dollar right by the dumpster!
/ Baby: Why don'tcha use it to buy a new tiara that's exactly like th' one yer wearin'? / Weedmaster P: JEFFREY I THINK BABY IS GONNA MUDER OL' TALLAHASSEE OR VICE VERSA OR I WILL KILL THEM
/ Jeff: I don't know how I'm gonna pay everybody! It turns... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20061011.html |
| CrazySexyHorny | Jeff: About 90% of what we do is controlled by subconscious things like hormones and glands!
/ Weedmaster P: There are only two main feelings - scared and horny / Jeff: But how can that be? What of the simple joy of a birthday cake?
/ Weedmaster P: It is actually a combination of Lack of fear and a... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20061012.html |
| I Am Going Here | [[Advertisement]] / Friday the 13th of October 2006 / Psycho ZLIKS
/ BY ANDREW BELL / DEAD ZEBRA INC edition launch party
/ Join us for toys, art, drinks, and more
/ 9pm - 12 / Upstairs @ MadameX
/ 94 West Houston, NYC / madamex.com http://overcompensating.com/posts/20061013.html |
| OVERCOMPENSATING: My Big Announcement | Jeff: Are they ready, Weedmaster P? Is America ready for my big announcement?
/ Weedmaster P: YEAH BUT I THINK YOU SHOULD SLIDE ONTO THE STAGE TO PROVE THAT YOU MEAN IT / Jeff: My name is, uh, Kerry Edwards and I want to run for President the next time they have a vote to see who gets to be President. / Jeff:... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20061014.html |
| Demoralized by an Angel | [[Friday, 9pm, NYC. Madame x in NYC Dr. Vampire's "Psycho Zliks" Launch party]] / Nerd vampire: Jeffery, you and Tallahasse may visit my lair later if you promise to help me transport two boxes.
/ Jeff: OK let's just have ten more drinks. / [[Possibly Two a.m.]]
/ Nerd vampire: It is possible we will... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20061015.html |
| Hypocrititis | Jeff: Alcoholism is a disease!
/ Redhead: How do you get it?
/ Weedmaster P: By drinking too fucking much / Jeff: That's not a disease...that's lack of self control!
/ Weedmaster P: Poor muscle is a disease now too nobody asked to be born / Jeff: What about people that get actual diseases like AIDS?
/ Weedmaster... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20061016.html |
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