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| The Creator | {{Title Text: The Creator}}
/ {{Rollover Text: Notmally eBay stops you after searching for 'bone saw'}} / [[Jeffrey and an 11 year old (Winter McCloud]]
/ INTERVIEW WITH AN 11-YEAR OLD
/ 11-Year Old: Tell me, Jeffrey Rowland. What were your childhood hobbies?
/ Jeffrey: <<(thinking) Hmm...>> / [[Jeffrey... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060511.html |
| Deoxyribonucleic Awesome | [[ Jeffrey is in a laboratory, wearing rubber gloves, a white lab coat and goggles on his head. He holds a cylindrical container labelled "HORSE DNA". Two other containers on the table in front of him are labelled "BIRD DNA" and "RHINOCER[OUS] DNA" ]]
/ Narrator: SCIENCE KORNER
/ Jeffrey: Today I'm... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060512.html |
| Paxil Shmaxil | Jeff: It says here that Paxil causes kids to commit Suicide!
/ Weedmaster P: HEH HEH
/ Weedmaster P: I GUESS THAT'S ONE WAY TO CURE DEPRESSION / Jeff: one more crack like that and I'll bust you down to sergeant, Weedmaster P!
/ Weedmaster P: HEY MAN I'M NOT THE ONE PRESCRIBIN' SYNTHETIC BRAIN DRUGS TO... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060514.html |
| The Illiterate Princess, Part 1 | [[Once upon a time, There was a problem]] / princess: What does this say? / princess: Topato, I lack the ability to read! / Topato: I beg your pardon, your Majesty! I have direct, intimate knowledge that you maintain and regularly update a popular ĘtherWeb Log! / princess: No, Topato! I can decipher... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060516.html |
| The Illiterate Princess, Part 2 | Topato: There is one thing I do no understand, my liege. Why would a young, attractive female of your social standing even be required to read for any reason.
/ Princess: I want to get a Job! / Topato: But Princess, with all due respect there isn't a legitimate occupation in this Galaxy that would be... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060517.html |
| The Illiterate Princess, Part 3 | {Title Text: The Illiterate Princess, Part 3}}
/ {{Rollover TExt: The Holly Lewis Tragedy is widely regarded as the most terrible tragedy of the d...}} / [[Sheriff Pony, Topato and Princess are in the lab]]
/ Topato: Sheriff Pony, we need to plug the Princess into the cramapulator.
/ Sheriff Pony:But,... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060518.html |
| The Illiterate Princess, Part 4 | {{Title Text: The Illiterate Princess, Part 4}}
/ {{Rollover Text: MooMooCorns are notoriously bad at martial arts}} / [[Topato, Sheriff Pony and the Princess in the lab] / Topato: Midnight is nearly a WEEK from now! I demand expediated results. / Sherrif Pony: When precisely did you ceae to consider... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060519.html |
| The Illiterate Princess, Part 5 | {{Title Text: The Illiterate Princess, Part 5}}
/ {{Rollover Text: Buh buh buh book.}} / Princess: An information device cannot operate without power! I DEMAND that this devilish building be burned to the ground IMMEDIATELY!
/ Topato: I will submit the request. / Sheriff Pony: No! Many hundreds of... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060520.html |
| The Illiterate Princess, Part 6 | {{Title Text: The Illiterate Princess, Part 6}}
/ {{Rollover Text: The Khans of Wrath}} / [[Princess, Topato and Sheriff Pny are at the library]] / [[Topato wears a Helmet]
/ Princess: Well that is the end result of this unending stream of chaos?
/ Sheriff Pony: Eventually you discover that the monster... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060521.html |
| It Is My Birthday Again | {{Title Text: It Is My Birthday Again}}
/ {{Rollover Text: A Good Rapper Always Loves His Mother}} / Another year passes and once again I face a terrible truth...
/ Jeffrey (thinking): I will never be a famous rapper. / I've got the rhymes but my style is wack
/ Jeffrey: My name is Jeffresy and I'm here... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060522.html |
| Take a Hike | What a stupid idea to climb a mountain for my birthday...Oh God, a HOWLING BEAR!! / Ah, maybe this was a good idea! I feel like Paris Hilton at a Lamborghini store. / Cruel fate! Done in by my own hubris! Doomed! / And in my final pleasant thought I was comparing myself to Paris Hilton...This better... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060523.html |
| Cannon Shooting | AAAH! Well I should at least try to make my final thought awesome. / I need like, 10 Lamborghinis.
/ Right away, Miss Hilton. Do you have any specific preferences?
/ Anything but yelllow. / Do you have any cannons big enough to fit a Lamborghini?
/ Y...yes?
/ I need like, five. / Now we can shoot Lamborghinis... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060524.html |
| When Goatse Met Tubgirl | DUDE I'M WRITING A LOVE STORY ABOUT THE TUBGIRL AND THE GOATSE MAN
/ I fell off a mountain and now I have a new attitude about life! / IT'S CALLED WHEN TUBGIRL MET GOATSE. IT'S LIKE GREASE MEETS THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST MEETS BATTLEFIELD EARTH
/ I was plummeting to my death when suddenly an invisible... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060525.html |
| Hugs Not Jihads | Apparently enough time has passed so that it's OK for people to have conspiracy theories about nine-eleven.
/ OF COURSE IT WAS A HUGE CONSPIRACY AIN'T NONE OF IT MAKES ANY SENSE. / I have a conspiracy theory!
/ "NOT HUGGING ENOUGH" IS NOT A CONSPIRACY THEORY, BABY.
/ It's true, though. Hugs not jihads. / Baby,... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060526.html |
| Horse Party | Happy birthday, Spicer. I didn't know what to get you because, well, I've never been to a birthday party for a horse before.
/ I'll open it for you. / It's a Gameboy DS! It's got wireless crappability and a little touchy screen so you can draw pictures of horse dongs! http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060529.html |
| The Summer of Ooze | I got us all Oozinators! This is gonna be the summer of Bio-Ooze!
/ Prepare to meet your milky, white maker, J-Ro! / EAT THAT BIO OOZE SHIT TURDS / HA HA / Tee hee hee! / RAAAAARGH! http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060530.html |
| Life Equals Love Equals Death | How come you ehn't got a girlfriend, Jeffrey?
/ The same reason I ain't got plants, Baby. Because they die. / But everybody dies!
/ Yeah, I noticed al the cemetaries.
/ Jeffrey, slow down!!
/ What's the matter, Baby? Afraid you might die? / YO GIVE UP THE HOVER BIKE
/ I ain't goin' out like that.
/ Jeffrey,... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060531.html |
| Computers Make You Cuss | Weedmaster P: SON OF A DICK
/ Weedmaster P: BALL COCKS
/ Weedmaster P: NO
/ Weedmaster P: FUCKING / Jeffrey: Stop cussing so much! It makes Joanna uncomfortable!
/ Weedmaster P: MAN I WAS TRYIN TO HACK A NODE AND THE SHITBOX WENT TITS UP / Alert box: What the fuck are you gonna do now?
/ Inactive radio... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060601.html |
| It Is What It Is | [[floating in space]]
/ Poopmaster: The best thing that could happen to the environment is the extinction of the human race.
/ {{poopmaster normally wears a cape in Jeffrey's comics}}
/ Baby: But what's the point of Earth if nobody's here to enjoy it? / [[jeffrey not wearing a shirt, still floating in... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060602.html |
| An Unreasonable Request | [[Jeffrey and Baby are indoors. Jeffrey is wearing a tux. Baby gives Jeffrey the phone.]]
/ Baby: Telephone, Jeffrey. I think it's The Englishman.
/ Jeffrey: How *dare* he interrupt my graceful composition! / [[The Englishman is inside a stately home. He is wearing a bluetooth headset and carrying a ferret.]]
/ The... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060605.html |
| Concorde | {{title: Concorde}}
/ [[Jeffrey and the Poopmonster are outdoors near a forest.]]
/ The Poopmonster: The Englishman will be here any minute.
/ Jeffrey: I hate it when the Englishman comes! / [[A Concorde wooshes overhead in the background]]
/ < http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060606.html |
| Evaluation Version | {{Title Text: Evaluation Version}}
/ {{Rollover Text: I Want All The American People To Understand that it is Understandable that the...}} / [[Everyone is at The Englishman's Powerpoint evaluation of America]]
/ Jeffrey: Come on, everybody. It's time for The Englishman's evaluation. / The Englishman:... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060607.html |
| Guns N' Bullets | Jeffrey: Baby and Weedmaster P, you have to make sure TopatoCo doesn't burn down while I'm at the art festival in New York.
/ Weedmaster P: How come we can't go man
/ Baby: Yeah! / Jeffrey: Y'all ain't nerdy enough to go to an indie comics nerds festival. Plus Moby might be there again.
/ Weedmaster P:... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060608.html |
| Decorum | {{Title Text: Decorum}}
/ {{Rollover Text: Sometimes You Have to Make Other People Suffer For Your Art}}
/ {Guest drawn by John Allison}} / Wednesday
/ The Englishman: Hello, I'm The Englishman. I'm here to bring a sense of decorum.
/ Weedmaster P: DICK ASS / Thursday
/ Jeffrey: Man Johnny is such a pompous... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060609.html |
| Showdown At The Puck Building | < http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060612.html |
| Showdown At The Puck Building Part 2 | Jeffrey Rowland: Now let's just all settle down God dang it!
/ Poopmonster: I invented the genre of young adults navel-gazing in a contemporary comic setting!
/ Jeph Jacques: You've got an attitude problem! / [[A gun fires]] / [[A bullet travels at Jeffrey Rowland]]
/ Jon Rosenberg: NOOOOO!! / [[Jon... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060613.html |
| I am Chris Gaines | {{Title Text: I am Chris Gaines}}
/ {{Rollover Text: Chris Gaines is the Dread Pirate Roberts of Garth Brooks pseudonyms}} / Jeffrey: God dnag it, I wish CHRIS GAINES would come out with a new album already!
/ Weedmaster P: YOU TURD FACE RETARD THERE AIN'T NO SUCH THING AS CHRIS GAINES
/ Jeffrey: What? / Weedmaster... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060615.html |
| All My Dogs | {{Title Text: All My Dogs}}
/ {{Rollover Text: Chris Gaines wants to be as addicted to you as he is to owning hundreds of dogs}} / Baby: Jeffrey, don't run off and leave the toilet like that.
/ Jeffrey: Jeffrey don't live here no more. My name is Gaines. CHRIS Gaines. / Baby: Chris Gaines? Isn't... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060616.html |
| Mo Money Mo Problems | Business Man: The new Chris Gaines is gonna make Gnarls Barkley look like Creed! Paris Hilton is waxing your new private jet so it looks nice for your world tour! / Reporter: Chris, is it true you're really webcartoonist Jeffrey Rowland gone completely insane?
/ Chris Gaines: I'll never tell! / [[While... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060619.html |
| A Pant | Baby: Jeffrey, are these your pants?
/ Jeffrey: Are those my pants!? / Jeffrey: How many things am i holding in my hand? One. It is one single item. It should not be pluralized. It is a pant, okay? / Baby: I'm only askin' 'cause if they are your pants then you should go to a doctor right away
/ Jeffrey:... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060620.html |
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