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| The Eighth Wonder Part II | Jeffrey: Come on, Baby! Weedmaster P's interview is about to come on!
/ Baby: Wee! I'm so excited! / [[LATE NIGHT WITH RETARDED COUSIN]]
/ Retarded Cousin: Weedmaster P. The Eighth Stage. How you dided it?
/ Weedmaster P: MAN YOU DO YOUR THING AND THAT IS STAGE ONE BUT YOU JUST KEEP ON GOING INTO THE DARKNESS / Retarded... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20051227.html |
| Hail to the Beef | George W Bush: YEE HAW! I DID IT!! I'M THE KING OF EARTH!
/ Jeffrey: My liege! / George W Bush: There ain't nothin y'all can do about it, either. Whattya gonna do, have a protest? Ha ha. You better shape up, boy. / George W Bush: I can't believe y'all was dumb enough to believe I thought "strategerize"... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20051228.html |
| INTERVENTION TIME | Baby: Hey, where's Weedmaster P been for a completely indeterminable length of time?
/ Jeffrey: Ever since he attained the ability to time-travel he's changed. / Jeffrey: There he is! Hey, where've you been, Weedy?
/ Weedmaster P: YOU KNOW KICKIN IT WIT HOMIEZ COLD SHOOTIN SOME HOOPS / Jeffrey: My guess... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20051229.html |
| In The Beginning | Jeffrey: Weedmaster P, have you been going back in time and altering history?
/ Weedmaster P: MAYBE BUT IT DON'T MATTER ANYWAYS / Weedmaster P: FUTURE AND HISTORY IS ALL THE SAME THING DON'T NONE OF IT MAKE SENSE IF I SHANK YOU FOR ACTIN' A BITCH IT CHANGES HISTORY / Eve: Adam.
/ Weedmaster P: EAT IT... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20051230.html |
| The Great Experiment | Caption: 2 January, 2006 - 1:01PM
/ Baby: You can't get drunk in less than half an hour for under ten dollars.
/ Jeffrey: Watch me. /
/ Caption: One episode of "Arrested Development" later . . .
/ Jeffrey: There. Drunker'n twelve Indians on food stamp day.
/ Baby: Hey, don't you need to do a comic n... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060103.html |
| He Did It | [[Weedmaster P is playing Katamari Damacy]]
/ Weedmaster P: DUDE LOOK
/ Jeffrey: Oh my God. You're rolling up the King of All Cosmos!
/ [[Weedmaster P holds giant marijuana cigarette over his head like Zelda]] http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060104.html |
| Not That There's Anything Wrong With It | Reporter: Jeffrey Rowland. Are your or are you not a furry?
/ Jeffrey: No! Stop asking me that!
/ Topato: Time for a press conference. / [[Jeffrey standing at a podium flanked by Baby and a furry]]
/ Jeffrey: My name is Jeffrey Rowland and I am not a furry. / Jeffrey: Although I did used to have a Cheetara... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060106.html |
| Like a Virgin | Topato: Jeffrey! I demand to know why you are not relating my adventures to the public via daily updates on your inter net site!
/ Jeffrey: Because you say too many words, Topato. / Jeffrey: I can't make a comic every day that's big enough to fit all your words in. Plus I got to find a way to make some... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060109.html |
| Birthday Song | Poopmonster: I'm gettin' old, Jeffrey. This ol' Poopmonster's Earthly lease is gonna run out sooner than later.
/ Jeffrey: Don't be sad, Poopmonster! I have a birthday song just for you! / Jeffrey: [[sings]] Well this is one less birthday you'll have to endure/before the doctor tells you there isn't... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060110.html |
| Dragons | Weedmaster P: MAN WHAT IF THE DRAGONS ARE REAL BUT THEY ARE JUST INVISIBLE TO FOLKS THAT AIN'T EXTREMELY HIGH
/ Jeffrey: Only one way to find out. / [[Weedmaster P and Jeffery draw weapons]]
/ Jeffrey: Let's furiously attack nothing in particular. / Narrator: Eventually...
/ [[A dragon stands over a dead... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060111.html |
| Val Pak | Jeffrey: Kick ass! The new Val-Pak coupons are out! / [[on coupon]]IT'S TIME TO STOP LIVING A LIE. A recent study proves that 99% of Americans do not have nipples that are perfectly symmetrical. Our trained experts can fix your ridiculous, cockeyed nipples without lasers or pain. You've messed with... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060112.html |
| That's What It's All About | Weedmaster P: MAN WHAT THE HELL IS IT ALL ABOUT
/ Jeffrey: Duh! Weren't you paying attention? It's all about the Hokey Pokey! / [[THE COSMOS... God, Buddha, and some other deity look aghast]] / Jeffrey: Just kidding. It's all just meaningless, random chaos. / [[Buddha wipes forehead]]
/ Buddha: Whew!
/ God:... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060113.html |
| Public Relations | [[PUBLIC RELATIONS IN HISTORY... A LONG TIME AGO]]
/ PR Woman: [[to Darth Vader and Emperor Palpatine]] Are you gonna let those rebel scumbags say they won? No. Rebuild it. Rebuild the Death Star. / [[1945]]
/ PR Man: [[to Hitler]]
/ Boy... I don't know if I can put a good spin on this one. / [[2005]]
/ PR... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060116.html |
| I Know You | BABY: Why don't you just pay the fine, Jeffrey?
/ JEFFREY: Because I don't think it should be illegal ... hey, what's that? / BABY: It looks like the Bear Suit that guy wears in "Diesel Sweeties."
/ JEFFREY: It does! And "Diesel Sweeties" is the comic the Poopmonster does. / BABY: So that means... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060117.html |
| OVERCOMPENSATING: The True Story of a Boy With Poor Impulse Control | [[Jeffrey is dressed like a detective, and holding a furry mask as he smokes a cigarette]]
/ Jeffrey: Gentlemen, we are gathered here to find out who is secretly a furry. / [[Jeph Jacques, a homeless guy and The Poopmonster are standing next to Jeffrey as he speaks]]
/ Jeffrey: After interviewing every... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060118.html |
| The Joseph McCarthy of Furries | [[Jeffrey Rowland is in the suit with a detective badge around his neck, holding a furry customer head.]]
/ Jeffrey Rowland: Gentleman, we are gathered here to find out who is secretly a furry. / Jeffrey Rowland: After interviewing every single person in town, I've narrowed it down to you three: The... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060118/ |
| Straight Outta Saudi | Jeffrey: Man, America is so crazy Osama bin Laden is asking US to chill out! High five!
/ Weedmaster P: YOU POOR SUCKER OSAMA BIN LADEN DIED IN 2002 / Poopmonster: You jackasses! There's infinite instances of bin Laden time-travelling from the 22nd century.
/ Weedmaster P: THAT'S A COVER STORY COCKASS... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060119.html |
| You Better Axe Somebody | [[Title declares: THE AXE EFFECT. Jeffrey is holding a large case of Axe.]] / [[A pretty woman smiles at Jeffrey, who is emanating Axe odors.]] / [[LATER: Jeffrey is throwing the pretty woman off of a bridge.]] / [[The pretty woman is floating face down in the river.]] / [[Title declares: AXE SHE... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060123.html |
| My Autobiography | Weedmaster P: WHAT ARE YOU WRITING IS IT A SUICIDE NOTE
/ Jeffrey: No! I decided to start working on an autobiography! / [[Jeffrey holds up a book titled: A SERIES OF INCREASINGLY FREQUENT AND ELABORATE DEATH FANTASIES My Terrifyingly Futile Existence by Jeffrey Rownland]] / [[Weedmaster P reaches... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060125.html |
| Enemy of the Hate | Jeffrey: All right guys, let's share our ideas about new t-shirt designs. / Baby: There's so many problems in the world! All I can think about are all the problems!
/ Weedmaster P: WELL THEN I HAVE THE PERFECT DESIGN FOR YOU / [[Weedmaster P displays an emblem of a shotgun behind a globe with America... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060126.html |
| Obsession | [[Jeffrey is drunk and has his arm wrapped around Parker Posey]]
/ Jeffrey: You're right, Parker Posey. It's time to go to bed. / [[Jeffrey caresses a picture of Parker Posey]]
/ Jeffrey: Good night my sweet darling. I hope you do good in the Superman movie. / [[MEANWHILE...]]
/ Parker Posey: I feel like... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060127.html |
| OVERCOMPENSATING: The Bestest | Jeff: Hey, The Poopmonster! Why so glum?
/ The Poopmonster: ...no reason.
/ Weedmaster P: KNOCK KNOCK http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060130.html |
| MyDeath | Weedmaster P: ...THE DUDE WILL CREEP UP BEHIND ME NOT MAKING A SOUND HE WILL PULL THE TRIGGER UNTIL IT GOES CLICK
/ Jeff: That's how you want to die?
/ Weedmaster P: YES
/ Jeff: Wanna hear mine?
/ Weedmaster P: YES / Jeff: It is autumn in the distant future. Somehow I know this is the day I am going to... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060131.html |
| Cake or Death | Jeff: It's almost Groundhog's Day, Weedmaster P! We're so unprepared!
/ Weedmaster P: LET'S GET PELLET GUNS AND GO TO THE SALVAGE YARD
/ Waitress: What can I get you boys? / Jeff: Um... can I get like a cake made out of biscuits and gravy? Like the cake part is the biscuit and the frosting is the gravy.... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060201.html |
| The Groundhog's Day Revolution | Baby: Groundhog's day, Mother bitchez!!
/ Jeff: Woo!!
/ Weedmaster P: STORM THE BASTILLE / Jeff: The Poopmonster! Why aren't you participating in our Groundhog's Day Revolution?
/ The Poopmonster: I don't want to get executed for treason. / Jeff: We figure we'll either win or get shot on sight.
/ Baby:... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060202.html |
| Single White Male Seeks Seven-Headed Beast | Jeff: Hmm... they say the AntiChrist is alive somewhere on Earth right now... / Jeff: Okay, which one of you jackasses is the AntiChrist?
/ The Poopmonster: They rejected my application.
/ Weedmaster P: DICK OFF, ASSFART / Jeff: No way the AntiChrist is a girl...
/ I must unmask the AntiChrist. / Jeff:... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060203.html |
| A Lot | [[Jeffery is crying]]
/ Jeffrey: "A LOT" IS TWO WORDS!!
/ Jeffrey: Fetch me my giant laser. / [[The moon, inscribed with "A LOT IS TWO WORDS"]] / [[A tombstone inscribed with "Here Lies Jeffrey A LOT IS TWO WORDS"]] http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060206.html |
| What It Is | Jeff: What's it all about, Weedmaster P? What does it all mean?
/ Weedmaster P: MAN YOU'RE LIKE THE TENTH PERSON TO ASK ME THAT TODAY / Weedmaster P: WELL IT AIN'T GOT NOTHIN' TO DO WITH YOU AND YOU'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND IT ANYWAY DEATH IS LIFE'S NTURAL STATE YOU WAS DEAD FOR INFINITY YEARS BEFORE... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060207.html |
| Valentine's Melee | [[Jeffrey asleep in bed]]
/ Jeffrey: Ennnngh...
/ Jeffrey: ...shittin...
/ Jeffrey: ...Dagobah system...
/ < http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060208.html |
| We Must Destroy Valentine's Day | Baby: You're telling me the God of the Internet came to you in a dream and told you to destroy Valentine's Day?
/ Jeff: Yes, 'cause people who are in love have no reasons to use the Internet. / Baby: How do you destroy a holiday? And why are Gods all so needy?
/ Jeff: Weedmaster P! Will you help me destroy... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060209.html |
| Hate Will Bring Us Together | Jeff: Man, how are we gonna destroy Valentime's Day? It seems like an awfully hard thing to do.
/ Weedmaster P: MAYBE YOU COULD ISSUE ONE OF THEM FATWAS / Jeff: You stupid assballs! You gotta be a Morman to issue a Fatwa!
/ Weedmaster P: I'M GONNA RIP OFF YOUR TONGUE AND USE IT INSTEAD OF TOILET PAPER / Cupid:... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060210.html |
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