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| Yah Mon | [[Jeffrey and Tallahassee, sunburned, sit on patio with fancy drinks. A bird sits on table with them]]
/ Jeffrey: If you feed chicken to a bird is it considered cannibalism?
/ Tallahassee: I don't know...if they're different species I don't know if it counts. / [Jeffrey reaches under his chair]]
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| OVERCOMPENSATING: The Journal Comic With a Seething Disdain for Reality. | [[Picture of top of girl's head and Statue of Liberty, split into 3 panels]]
/ Are you are weird as you are pretty?
/ "My father was Wyatt Stapler," you answered. "Protector of Letteropener and King of all Officesupply. He was murdered by Lee Harvey Tapegun, and I will have my revenge."
/ I reached for... http://overcompensating.com/?pw-c=5407 |
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| Invasion of the Butt Cats Part I | {{Invasion of the Butt Cats Part I}} / [[Jeffrey kneels beside Joanna's food dish with balogna in one hand and a bottle of Jim Beam in the other]]
/ Jeffrey: < http://overcompensating.com/posts/081201.html |
| Assault Weapons | Baby: Jeff, does this dress make me look fat? / Jeffery: [[Thought Bubble]] Oh balls. / Jeffery: No, baby, that there must be some kinda magic dress that transports the fat to another dimension! / [[Baby stands with a smoking rifle in her hands]] / Caption: Reinstate the assault weapons ban... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20040929.html |
| Tanukis Are Promiscuous | Baby (astonished): OH MY GOD. / Jeffrey: Now chill out, baby, this ain't what it looks like.
/ Tanuki (whispers): PSST MUMBLE. / Jeffrey: Oh. Well, apparently is IS what it looks like. / Tanuki (whispers): Mumble Mumble etc.
/ Jeffrey: Also, it's cool to join us if you want to. http://overcompensating.com/posts/20041017.html |
| Down In The West Texas Town Of El Paso | Jeffrey: Get your things baby, we gotta go to Mexico like right now.
/ Baby: WHAT? WHY? / Jeffrey: Mistakes were made. I kind of let five gallons of ticks loose in the police station. / Baby: Where did you get five gallons of ticks? / Jeffrey: Look, can we just please go to Mexico? http://overcompensating.com/posts/20041018.html |
| Cowboy Killer | Jeffrey (angry): What's the deal with these "Marlboro Lights?"
/ Baby: They call them "Cowboy Killers." / Cowboy: Get along little doggies!
/ Cowboy: Yippie ki yay!
/ Cowboy: Much obliged. / Jeffrey throws cigarettes at Cowboy. / Jeffrey: What? / Jeffrey (with bruise on cheek): They don't work. http://overcompensating.com/posts/20041019.html |
| Car Tricks | Jeffrey: When I'm not drawin' comics, I like to do tricks in my car! / [[Jeffrey's Car begins peeling out]]
/ Sound Effect: SCREE / [[Interior shot of car, with Jeffrey's face looking resolute]] / [[Pulled back landscape shot of Jeffrey's car near the height of a 20 foot jump above a house and t... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20041020.html |
| Shorts | Jeffrey: Word up, Jigga, what you be sippin' on?
/ Jigga: Stroh's. / Jeffrey: Wow, dude. "Stroh's" is "shorts" spelled backwards. / Jigga: You asshole. Let me see that. / Jigga: N...N...N...NOOOOOO!!! http://overcompensating.com/posts/20041021.html |
| Worserest | Narrator: Sometimes it helps you feel better to think about how things could be worse.
/ Jeffrey: OH GOD I survived a plane crash but I can't move and now wild dogs are eating my intestines!! / Narrator: And worse...
/ Jeffrey: The wild dogs are all sick and dying from eating me... / Narrator: And worse...
/ Jeffrey:... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20041022.html |
| I Was Meant For The Stage | Narrator: At the Decemberists' Concert
/ [[Jeffrey on a woman's shoulders throwing up the horns]]
/ Jeffrey: WOOO!! / Colin Meloy: Wow! It's Jeff Rowland! Jeff, would you like to sing a song with us? / Narrator: Afterwards...
/ Colin Meloy: Wow, Jeff. Now everything we've done seems so pointless.... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20041025.html |
| The Truth Is Out There | Jeffrey (nude): I wonder if I might be a pathological liar? / Drive-through speaker box: You want fries with that?
/ Jeffrey: NO! / Police Officer: Mr. Rowland, you're trying to tell me those aren't you're dogs?
/ Jeffrey: They are absolutely not my dogs. / Little Boy (in shopping cart with rocket attached... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20041026.html |
| Learning About Facts | Narrator: Good advice.
/ Jeffrey: I am a grown man who has made a lot of mistakes. / Jeffrey: If you have to break into a building, a sledgehammer is your best friend. People only put alarms on windows and doors and hardly anyone has tremblers. / Jeffrey: Bigfoot actually enjoys the smell of pepper... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20041027.html |
| Instincts | Jeffrey (at podium): You've got to have instincts if you want to survive. / [[Young Jeffrey wrestles with dog, dogs teeth bared.]]
/ Jeffrey voiceover: As a young man, I was once forced to fight a dog. Dogs fight dirty, and you have to fight dirty with dirty / [[Dog looks sad, walking away.]]
/ Jeffrey... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20041028.html |
| Ghosts Can't Use Cell Phones Very Well | Jeffrey: I wonder if there's a way to make money doing movie reviews on Overcompensating? / [[Jeffrey's Diary hangs in a box behind as he's typing and ghosts lurk behind him.]] / Diary: [[Grudge Logo]] "The Grudge." I could not calm down after this movie until I started drinking. People should be... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20041029.html |
| Finding Money Is So Awesome | Narrator: Tomorrow it's time to play -
/ [[Logo over an American flag stating "Which Rich White Man?"]] / Jeffrey < http://overcompensating.com/posts/20041101.html |
| Cooking Is Hard | Jeffrey: Do you all know about cooking? It's like the hardest thing to do in the world. / Jeffrey: I mean, first of all, this is a thing you pay people to do. Would you build your own house? No. Because it's dangerous. And you're willing to put something you made inside of you?! / Jeffrey: ... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20041102.html |
| Pharaoh On The Microphone | Baby: Jeff, you need to get out of bed!
/ Jeffrey: NO I DON'T! / Baby: Stop being a baby! You're acting like the USA is suddenly terrible when it is still way awesome! You're free to do just about anything you want so long as it doesn't loosely resemble terrorism! / Jeffrey: I'm just sad because... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20041103.html |
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