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| My Editor Topato | [[Jeffrey is outside, handing a manila envelope to Topato]]
/ Jeffrey: Here you go Topato. Ten new Wigu comics just like you axed for.
/ Topato: Only ten pages? Did you compose these at extremely high elevation or in a hypertime conflux?
/ Jeffrey: Nope, just regular-ass doin' it. / [[Topato, perusing the comics, looks incredulous]]
/ Topato: Jeffrey... in the .008 moments it took me to thoroughly read these pages I did not observe a single instance of my avatar engaged in any manner of heroic derring-do of any kind!
/ Jeffrey: Yeah but I'm foreshadowin'! I gotta set it up, you know? / [[Jeffrey looks thoughtful and Topato looks impatient]]
/ Jeffrey: I mean I can't just start a story with you and Sheriff Pony straight kickin' ass and blowin' stuff up...
/ Topato: And why, pray tell *not*?
/ Jeffrey: ... oh...
/ Topato: Nincompoop. / {{alt text: You can lead a horse to water but you can't teach a man to fish}}
/ {{Even brief contact with a post-natal, self-tansforming hypertime vortex can result in slow-production syndrome}} http://overcompensating.com/posts/20120309.html |
| Monday Monday | [[Jeffrey is outside in ragged clothing. He looks awful. Like he's got two black eyes or just hasn't slept in a year and has spilled food on himself. Tallahassee looks judgmental]]
/ Jeffrey: Aaauugh what time is it where am I
/ Tallahassee: What' the matter, Jeffrey?
/ Jeffrey: Ugh we just had a Leap Day and Daylight Savings and I'm all messed uuup... / [[Jeffrey lies down as a Tallahassee raises an arm in exasperation]]
/ Tallahassee: What? It's not that difficult... it's daytime, you do daytime things.
/ Jeffrey: How can you tell
/ Tallahassee: The sun is out! / [[Jeffrey raises his hands to his face in discomfort and horror]]
/ Jeffrey: AAUGH THE SOLAR FLARES ARE GETTIN ME! / {{alt text: Just Another Manic Style}}
/ {{Mondays}} http://overcompensating.com/posts/20120312.html |
| When a Stranger E-Mails Back | [[Jeffrey is looking at his email. He has emails with the following subjects, though they're somewhat blurry and partially cut off by the panel edges:]]
/ order-20120315.xlsx from kurt brunetto
/ Brown recluse - Anim... from O'Callaghan, Marg
/ Coloring Books! from Andrew Hussie
/ [TCAF Update #2 - Welco... from Toronto Comic Ar
/ htory from John Keogh
/ Hodgman from John Hodgman [[this is the least blurry of the subjects and clearly the one that has caught Jeffrey's interest]]
/ Domain cocksack.com... from joker.com Domain [[this one is highlighted in blue]]
/ hidog from kurt brunetto
/ Brown recluse - Anim... O'Callaghan, Ma
/ Please Open Attachment... from Platinum Lott / [[Jeffrey looks so excited! Also he is holding a marker? Or a pen? Four dream bubble panels ensue.]] / [[Jeffrey and John Hodgman are riding together in a rainbow colored hot air balloon!]] / [[John Hodgman is ready to fight crime with his fists as Jeffrey looks alarmed by a message on his telecommunication device.]] / [[Jeffrey and John lie head to head in a field with two purple bottles of hooch between their heads.]] / [[A wailing, or I guess possibly triumphant, Jeffrey carries John's limp body down an alleyway.]] / [[John is sitting at his computer.]]
/ John types: Dear Jeffrey, Can you assist me in the acquisition of some merchandise to sell for my upcoming mini-tour? / [[Jeffrey looks despondent, sitting in front of his computer]]
/ Jeffrey types: Yeah. / {{alt text: A strange light fills the room. A grown man appears -- he has in his head the same mind he had as a child}}
/ {{Guess I'll just have to hove that Animal Planet lady will be my friend.}} http://overcompensating.com/posts/20120320.html |
| Spring Break 2012 | Jeffrey: Guys, I just realized...it's spring break! We gotta get all spring brunk in this situation!
/ Weedmaster P: I can't spring break anymore I got adult onset fetal alcohol syndrome
/ Baby: Woo / Jeffrey: Adult-onset fetal alcohol syndrome...How does that even work?
/ Weedmaster P: When my momma found out how I turned out she started drinkin so hard it went like retroactive / Jeffrey: Weedmaster P has a momma?!
/ Baby:Weedmaster P has a momma that cares about how he turned out... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20120322.html |
| Hate-Reading | Jeffrey: Argh oh my how can ugggh oh come on That's just... ugh...
/ Tallahasse: Jeffrey, you gotta stop hate-readin' stuff. You gotta stop it, you're gonna catch a disease.
/ Jeffrey: But I'm all ruined now from Internet! I can't enjoy stuff for real anymore, I gotta hate-read or I wouldn't read nothin' at all.
/ Tallahassee: Why can't you hate-do something... I don't know, positive instead?
/ Jeffrey: Huh?
/ [[THAT VERY EVENING...]]
/ Jeffrey: Pfft. Brussel Sprouts. I could taste better than this without being drenched in ranch dressing and I'm not even food. http://overcompensating.com/posts/20120327.html |
| Five Days | [[Jeffrey is walking naked through the Topatoco warehouse while carrying a strategically placed Joanna.]]
/ Jeffrey: Oh man it's my last evenin alone in the compound. I can't believe I been here five days all alone. Let's see how much I got accomplished. / [[We see a little bit of Jeffrey's head from behind but mostly we just see an empty room with an empty bottle of hooch on the floor.]]
/ Jeffrey: Oh. [[beat]] Oh, right. / [[Jeffrey is looking at his phone with a panicked expression.]]
/ Jeffrey: [[thought bubble]] I've only got like five hours to make it look like I didn't just sit around like a useless piece of crap for five days! / [[Six hours later]]
/ [[Jeffrey is lying on the floor with Joanna on top of him. He's wearing a pair of shorts now and has a visible bruise on his right leg.]]
/ Jeffrey: I was supposed to pick them up at the airport. / {{alt text: Why am I lying about THIS? It's like whatever I'm doing I have to be doing something about it a little wrong or I can't enjoy it at ALL.}}
/ {{I can't do anything right}} http://overcompensating.com/posts/20120402.html |
| Bike Crash | [[Actual things that went through my mind right before I just about died again]]
/ [[Jeffrey is kind of riding his bike but it is tilting in an unhealthy looking manner. He is waving his arms. He looks scared. Fortunately he is wearing his helmet.]]
/ Jeffrey: Fuck! [[thought bubbles until further notice]] Really? That's your last word?
/ < http://overcompensating.com/posts/20120405.html |
| I Got Scared | [[After I got my ribs x-rayed the doctor called me]]
/ [[Jeffrey is sitting on one of those yoga exercise balls. His cell phone is duct taped to his head. There are numerous appliances radiating yellow waves at Jeffrey, including a computer, a television, and a couple of unidentifiable things with red and green lines on them. He is wearing a black anti-anti-things-t-shirts-t-shirt, foreshadowing an idea that Baby will have in a few weeks.]]
/ Doctor Phone: Mr. Rowland, we found a... *thing* on your lung... we'd like to take a closer look around
/ Jeffrey: What / [[TWO DAYS LATER...]]
/ [[Jeffrey is lying down and being drawn into an MRI thing. The MRI thing has red and green lines on it just like the unidentified appliances in Jeffrey's room in the previous panel.]]
/ Jeffrey: Does DNA have nerves in it? What's that feeling in my thoughts?
/ Doctor: [[off panel]] Sir, you didn't need to remove all your clothes.
/ Jeffrey: Where are you?
/ Doctor: [[Still off panel]] Hiding behind a lead shield. / [[Jeffrey walks into a room with big windows and a nice view where the Poopmonster is sitting at a table. There is a translucent beige food item on a plate. Jeffrey may or may not be wearing the same black t-shirt from the first panel. It's an over the shoulder shot, so we'll never know.]]
/ Jeffrey: I don't get it. I got bit by a spider. I got shot by a shitload of radiation. But I still can't even hardly do basic math in my head much less jump around like a --
/ Poopmonster: That's 'cause you did it in the *wrong order!* / {{alt text: Nothing like being on a motorized platform that pushes you through a large, vibrating donut that tells you when to breathe.}}
/ {{It was just a spider in my lung is all}} http://overcompensating.com/posts/20120412.html |
| Jeffrey Dreams of Rapping Football Players | [[Jeffrey is sitting in bed with a blanket over his lap. Joanna is lying on the bed. Tallahassee is standing nearby with her eyes closed and a hand to her head. Tallahassee's hair is black and purple instead of it's usual brown and red. Are we supposed to be keeping track of that?]]
/ Jeffrey: I literally just woke up from a dream where a rapping football player rapped to me "Jesus is the titties that God is milked from." / [[Closer shot of Jeffrey sitting up. Fun fact - images of Jesus lactating are not uncommon in medieval mysticism. See Jesus as Mother by Caroline Walker Bynum]]
/ Jeffrey: And there was so much more that I'll never be able to remember... I hope they come up with the technology to record and play back dreams in our lifetimes... / [[Side view of Jeffrey and Tallahassee]]
/ Jeffrey: Of course by the time they get around to it I'll be so old my dreams'll just be me wanderin' around tryin' to figure out where the beef's at.
/ Tallahassee: What if you hid the beef like Emily Dickenson? [sic] / {{Alt text: It was like I was a talent scout and all these rapping football players were auditioning for me, it was like "That Thing You Do" meets the 1985 Chicago Bears}}
/ {{That old lady never did find the beef}} http://overcompensating.com/posts/20120417.html |
| Creative Punishment | [[Jeffrey is lying in bed with a blanket over him. Joanna sitting on his chest.]]
/ Jeffrey: Hey Joanna... go make some coffee, why don'tcha? / [[beat as we look at Joanna]] / [[Joanna falls over]]< http://overcompensating.com/posts/20120419.html |
| Four Twenty 2012 | [[Jeffrey, looking somewhat startled, walks in on Weedmaster P. There are four books scattered on the floor and a fifth open on Weedmaster P's crosslegged lap. In fact it looks like he is holding it monkey style with his feet. He is READING the book. Weemaster P's eyes are NOT red. HOLY SHIT WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING. Let's find out.]]
/ Jeffrey: Weedmaster P! It's 4:20 Day and you ain't all stoned out on doobies! What is even happening?!
/ Weedmaster P: 4:20 day is amateur hour all day long
/ Weedmaster P: Imagine you're that Muhammad Ali guy except on on day every year everybody thinks they're as good as you at hittin dudes
/ Jeffrey: [[Looking a little indignant at the comparison]] So you think you're the Muhammad Ali of tokin' doobs?
/ Weedmaster P: [[Looking up from his book]] I'm the greatest. Undefeatable
/ [[Jeffrey finally picks up a book and looks at what Weedmaster P is reading, while P gets back to his book]]
/ Jeffrey: So what are you doin' with all of these... what like old printouts of Wikipedia?
/ Weedmaster P: Every 4:20 day I re-memorize the encyclopedia [[beat]] It takes exactly one year to completely forget
/ {{Michael Phelps is the Michael Jordon [sic] of swimming}}
/ {{There's like 200 something other days in a year to smoke doobs and forget the encyclopedia}} http://overcompensating.com/posts/20120420.html |
| Advertisement Comix | [[Jeffrey and Tallahassee are in the Topatoco warehouse. Jeffrey is leaning over. He looks sick. So sick. Like he might die.]]
/ Jeffrey: *Ugh* I think I got *cholera.*
/ Tallahassee: Cholera is no laughing matter, Jeffrey. Folks need to be *aware* of it.
/ [[Tallahassee sits down to draw while Baby comes in looking angry. Jeffrey is off screen, presumably still sick. Fun fact - The Ghost Map is a really good book about cholera.]]
/ Tallahassee: I'm gonna design a shirt against cholera!
/ Baby: I'm against tee-shirts that's against stuff! I'm gonna make a tee-shirt against tee-shirts that's against things!
/ [[Cut to Weedmaster P who is wearing a t-shirt that reads, "Oh" and standing next to a table with Joanna on it. He is pointing at her with his thumb which seems kind of rude.]]
/ Weedmaster P: Do you think that since your cat is dead I could [[beat]] You know [[beat]] wear it
/ {{Come on everybody}} http://overcompensating.com/posts/20120426.html |
| TCAF Memories 2012 (Smart Phone) | [[Jeffrey is in bed in what looks like a pretty expensive hotel. He looks sweaty and horribly, horribly ill.]]
/ Jeffrey: cough HACK cough cough UGH cough cough AAACK
/ [[Reaching for fancy, shmancy touch phone]]
/ Jeffrey: wheez
/ [[Jeffrey acquires PHONE]]
/ Phone Screen: Connect to hotel wifi? It costs $25 an hour and it completely sucks
/ Green Button: Connect
/ Orange Button: UHHHHH
/ [[Lying back down. Possibly sicker than ever?]]
/ Jeffrey: How much is data roaming on this thing?
/ Phone: You don't even wanna know. Ain't you just gonna look at Twitter anyway? Why don't you read that book?
/ [[Note - there is no book visible. It is possible that the phone is taunting him. Though he admits below the comic that the book is A Prayer for Owen Meaney. This does not preclude that the phone is taunting him.]]
/ Jeffrey: Yeah I just wanna look at Twitter, shut up.
/ Phone: You know 75% of the people you give a shit about are a two-minute walk away
/ {{Nobody there was even twittering because they were all actually talking to each other}} http://overcompensating.com/posts/20120509.html |
| TCAF Memories 2012 (Exchanging Foreign Currency) | [[Bank of Montreal, Monday morning]] / Teller: Uh... there's something wrong with the computer... It's not letting me deposit any more money.
/ Teller: Hey, Pierre! / [[Jeffrey puts on sunglasses]] / Jeffrey: It looks like we... / [[Jeffrey removes sunglasses]]
/ Jeffrey: ... broke the bank. http://overcompensating.com/posts/20120511.html |
| Five Years Later | [[FIVE YEARS LATER... Jeffrey and Weedmaster P are walking down a Science Fiction-esque city street. Jeffrey has a peg-leg, is balding and has a neat yellow and brown lightning shirt with blue shoulder things. Weedmaster P is wearing a green robe, presumably because he is a wizard. Also his cowlick thing is taller than normal.]]
/ Jeffrey: Weedmaster P do you remember... *movies*?
/ Weedmaster P: Whoa I haven't even thought about movies in years
/ Jeffrey: Remember when people used to want to be... movie stars?
/ Weedmaster P: The other night I found a movie star out in my barn.
/ Jeffrey: Did you...?
/ Weedmaster P: Nah I let it go
/ Jeffrey: Whoa! I just remembered about *music!* Do you remember *that*?
/ Weedmaster P: Is that the thing that everybody decided to stop doing because of *Juggatone*
/ Jeffrey: All the musicians starved to death... *on purpose*
/ {{JUGGATONE}} http://overcompensating.com/posts/20120517.html |
| Dracula High School | 400 years later...
/ [[Jeffrey is a vampire in vampire-clothing and white shoes. He is speaking to Weedmaster P's animate skull preserved in a glass bell jar.]]
/ Jeffrey: Gotta run, Weedmaster P! I'm late for high school.
/ Weedmaster P: That's so weird that you do that. / 1000 years later...
/ [[Weedmaster P's skull is deteriorating; his hair-spike is just a few strands.]]
/ Jeffrey: Man that was a rough day at subterranean high school.
/ Weedmaster P: Wow it is amazing how terrible you are at high school / 200,000 years later...
/ Jeffrey: I got expelled from space high school.
/ Weedmaster P: What they only go up to the 201,400th grade
/ Jeffrey: No. The prevalent species has evolved to the point where I'm technically a pet. / {{Mouseover: Draculas once went to high school called Frankenstein High School and the school mascot was a Wolfman, it was confusing.}} / {{Caption: It's weird that Draculas don't go to community college because of the night classes}} http://overcompensating.com/posts/20120518.html |
| Surf's Up Brooklyn | [[Jeffrey, Tallahassee, Meredith Gran (octopus pie), and an unidentified couple are sitting at a table in a bar with drinks in front of each of them. There are lots of framed photos on the wall and there's some kind of big yellow squash or pepper on the table.]]
/ Guy: This beach bar in Brooklyn has sand all over the floor.
/ Meredith: Heh, I wanna take my shoes off!
/ Jeffrey: This beach *bar* in *Brooklyn* has sand all over the *floor.*
/ Meredith: Shoes back on! Shoes back on!
/ {{The next morning I woke up in MC Frontalot's bed. AGAIN. Then carried a van panel through Grand Central Station.}} http://overcompensating.com/posts/20120521.html |
| Business Work | [[Jeffery sits at desk in tie, doing work, with stack of money and laptop.]]
/ Jeffery: {{Thought bubble}} Ugh all my brainpower's been goin into businessin' of late and there's draculas and wolfmans and frankensteins out there and they're all jonesin' to get us! / [[Spaceman George arrives in orange jumpsuit, helmet, and jetpack]]
/ Spaceman George: Well hullo I'm Spaceman George! A little bee told me you need some monster help-- I'm yer man, plus I offer Space Alien control!
/ Jeffery: I don't got a problem with space aliens.
/ Spaceman George: What? Why not? / Jeffery: 'Cause when space aliens get you it's cool and fun! But when those other things get you it just makes a lot of problems.
/ Spaceman George: It's part of the deal, you can't just ? la carte monster control.
/ Jeffery: Space Aliens ain't monsters! / {{mouseover: Draculas and wolfmans and frankensteins just drag you to death with their unnecessarily long expositions. Space Aliens just take you on their SPACESHIP and make you forget that it happened. What is the issue here?}} {{red text: It can't be a monster if it actually exists.}} http://overcompensating.com/posts/20120601.html |
| World Sauntering Day 2012 | [[Weedmaster P flies by on skatebard, Jeffery is at computer desk dealing with laptop.]]
/ Weedmaster P: What are you doing turd butler don't you know it's World Sauntering Day
/ Jeffery: I ain't got time to saunter! This machine has too many problems inside of it! / Weedmaster P: [[Continuing to be radical on skateboard]] But not sauntering on World Sauntering day is like Santa Claus not showing up for
/ Weedmaster P: Uhh
/ Weedmaster P: That one holiday
/ Weedmaster P: October / Jeffery: Fine I'll saunter. Because of SANTA CLAUS.
/ Weedmaster P: [[Upside-down]] Did you know Santa Claus invented all that horse shit about storks bringing babies
/ Jeffery: I do now. / {{mouseover: Only an idiot like Santa Claus could invent such a dumb story.}} {{red text: Weedmaster P thinks what he is doing is sauntering.}} http://overcompensating.com/posts/20120619.html |
| Toynbee Voynich | Weedmaster P: The Toynbee Tiles are way more mysterious than the Voynich Manuscript
/ Jeffery: No way! The Voynich Manuscript is like 500 years old!
/
/ Weedmaster P: The Toynbee Tiles are about getting ressurected on JUPITER
/ Jeffery: The Voynich Manuscript is about how horrifying it is to be ressurected! / Tallahassee: The REAL mystery is how either of you have any friends! / Jeffery: [[Wrestling Weedmaster P]] People are just nice to me 'cause I'm disfigured and retarded but I don't know it. / Weedmaster P: I have an unlimited supply of marijuana / {{title text: Whoa the Voynich manuscript is at Yale I'm gonna go look at it}} http://overcompensating.com/posts/20120621.html |
| TrashBear | [[Jeffrey, looking disheveled, stands with arms out, quite shocked]]
/ Jeffrey: Guys guys there's a huge bear going through the trash! / [[Weedmaster P, Baby, and Jeffrey crowded around window, bear eating trash in foreground]]
/ Weedmaster P: IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S WEARING A COLLAR
/ Baby: It is! / [[Close on Jeffrey, hand to face in mixture of surprise and despair]] / Jeffrey: The government sent a huge bear to go through our trash! / {{Alt-text: There was some old homework in the trash, the bear literally ate the homework.}} http://overcompensating.com/posts/20120702.html |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://overcompensating.com/posts/20120709.html">http://overcompensating.com/posts/20120709.html | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Slender Man | Weedmaster P: Hey butt weasal do you know what Slender Man is / Jeffery: I don't wanna talk or think about Slender Man right now.
/ Weedmaster P: Man it's the scariest thing / Jeffery: I know dang good and well what Slender Man is. It's the scariest thing out there. Mummies and Draculas look like puppies and tadpoles next to Slender Man.
/ [[Closeup on Jeffery's narrowed eyes]] Jeffery: There ain't no need for somethin' to be that scary. Nothin' has that right.
/ Weedmaster P: So I guess we gotta go kill Slender Man huh / Jeffery: [[walking purposefully]] I need a silver two by four with a silver nail sticking out of it.
/ {{mouseover: Oh god what if the Slender Man can slide under a door}} {{redtext: I think we gotta pretty much kill ourselves when we see the Slender Man}} http://overcompensating.com/posts/20120727.html |
| Slender Man Part Two! | [[Weedmaster P is sitting in a school chair with attached desk and is raising his left hand]]
/ Weedmaster P: HOW DO WE EVEN FIND SLENDER MAN ISN'T HE JUST HIDDEN UNTIL THE LAST SECOND / [[Jeffrey is standing in front of a chalkboard with a crude diagram of a man with the title SLEDER MAN written above it. Joanna the cat is standing to his right.]]
/ Jeffrey: I'm glad you axed that, Weedmaster P. That's why I "rented out" this "classroom," to answer these types of questions. / [[POV is from behind Jeffrey and showing Weedmaster P still sitting in the chair. Jeffrey is holding Joanna the cat so she is facing behind him, towards the reader.]]
/ Jeffrey: Anyway the answer is simple. There's a 99% chance that Slender Man, like my cat Joanna, is from the Land of the Dead.
/ Weedmaster P: HOW YOU FIGURE / [[Jeffrey is standing and holding Joanna the cat by the top of her head.]]
/ Jeffrey: I showed her a picture of Slender Man and she screamed.
/ Weedmaster P [from out-of-frame]: CAUSE IT'S SCARY
/ Jeffrey: No, like how girls used to scream at them Beatles. / {{Sleder Man has tentaples and loves chidlren}} http://overcompensating.com/posts/20120730.html |
| Slender Man Part Three | Jeffrey Rowland: So basically all we gotta do is go out to the woods and find and kill Slender Man.
/ Weedmaster P.: WAIT DON'T WE NEED LIKE BAIT OR SOMETHING WHAT IS SLENDER MAN BAIT / Jeffrey Rowland: Children? I think he eats children. Do you know any children?
/ Weedmaster P.: PFFT / Weedmaster P.:MAN WE CAN'T JUST GO AROUND AXSKIN' PEOPLE IF WE CAN BORROW THEIR CHILDREN TO TAKE OUT TO THE WOODS THEY'LL THINK WE'RE CREEPS / Jeffrey Rowland: You're right. We need ... children bait!
/ Weedmaster P.: WHAT DO CHILDREN EVEN LIKE THOUGH
/ Jeffrey Rowland: I got it! / Jeffrey Rowland: Rap music! http://overcompensating.com/posts/20120801.html |
| Slender Man Part Four | [[Jeffery and Weedmaster P are standing in the forest, a boombox on an endtable blasting.]] Jeffery: We been out here in the woods playin' rap music for like 10 straight hours and I ain't seen one child! / Weedmaster P: Maybe we should play a different song / Boombox: WHOOMP THERE IT IS / Boombox: WHOOMP THERE IT IS
/ [[Enter Deathmole Jacques and Theo Von Theo]] Deathmole Jacques: What the hell are you guys doing? / Jeffery: Deathmole Jacques and Theo Von Theo! You guys ain't children!
/ Deathmole Jacques: [[Eyes narrowed]] You didn't answer my question. Answer my question.
/ Weedmaster P: We're trying to use children as bait to lure Slender Man out of the woods so we can kill him / Theo Von Theo: Doesn't he live in the desert? / Deathmole Jacques: Slender Man was invented by the internet like ten years ago. / Jeffery: [[Turning offpanel]] To the desert!
/ {{mouseover text: I don't care what you say, 'Whoomp! There It Is' is one of the most horrible songs ever recorded. #teens}} {{red text: Whoomp chak a laka chak a laka chak a laka chack a}} http://overcompensating.com/posts/20120808.html |
| Slender Man Part Five | [[Jeffrey slings bag over shoulder, talking to Weedmaster P]]
/ Weedmaster P: WELL GOOD LUCK OUT THERE IN THE DESERT
/ Jeffrey: Ain't you comin' with us, Weedmaster P? / Weedmaster P: NAW MAN I'M BANNED FROM THE DESERT
/ Jeffrey: What? How do you get banned from the desert?
/ Weedmaster P: I'M WEEDMASTER P
/ Jeffrey: Oh right! / [[Weedmaster P sits, writing at desk]]
/ Narrator: THAT NIGHT / [[Shot from behind Weedmaster P, revealing 1997 Tax Form 1040]] / {{Alt-text: The P stands for 'Probably Don't Let This Guy Loose In The Desert'}} http://overcompensating.com/posts/20120814.html |
| Slender Man Part Six | [[Jeffrey stands in desert, arms outstretched, cowboy hat]]
/ Narrator: ROSWELL, NM. THE DESERT
/ Jeffrey: Slender Man ain't out here! Look around! Children can't even survive out here! / [[Theo holds out sketch of Slender Man, Jeph stands beside him with arms crossed]]
/ Theo: Look. Look at Slender Man. He's obviously an alien. we're in Roswell. This is where aliens are from.
/ Jeph: Theo Von Theo has a point, Jeffrey. Slender Man is obviously an alien.
/ Theo: OBVIOUSLY. / Jeffrey: Fine. But how we gonna track him down? The desert is huge and it sucks and I hate it. / Theo: I've hired a man. A man who knows the truth. A man named...Balthaser.
/ Jeffrey: Well we should set up camp, then. Over near that weird dirt formation looks good. / [[Satellite image of crop circles/strange patterns]]
/ Narrator: satellite imagery / {{Alt-text: Gonna find out some answers to some questions and then probably more questions, that's how it works right?}} http://overcompensating.com/posts/20120815.html |
| Slender Man Part Seven | [[Theo, Balthaser, and Jeph stand in desert]]
/ Narrator: A PARKING LOT, ROSWELL N.M.
/ Balthaser: I understand you boys are out here seekin' some truth!
/ Theo: It is true, wise Balthaser. Guide us to the truth.
/ Balthaser: Y'all came to the right place. / [[Balthaser looks at paper, confused; Jeph facepalms; Jeffrey stands on]]
/ Balthaser: Now it says here you boys are lookin' for...Slender Man? What the hell's that?
/ Jeph: Ugh it's this dumb thing the internet made up--
/ Jeffrey: It's a super-scary monster that eats children and we think is an alien! / [[Balthaser walking away]]
/ Balthaser: Boy that's about the dumbest thing I ever heard, and I'm a UFO hunter!
/ Jeffrey: Well can you show where the government hid them alien bodies at?
/ Balthaser: Hop in the truck.
/ Jeffrey: Shotgun / {{Alt-text: Didn't have any trouble parking anywhere in Roswell.}} http://overcompensating.com/posts/20120816.html |
| Slender Man Part Eight | [[Balthasar drives truck in Roswell, Jeffrey hands him $100 bill]]
/ Balthasar: Welp that's about it for the tour, boys.
/ Jeffrey: Keep drivin'. / Balthasar: There is literally nothing else to see in Roswell. This place is utterly devoid of culture apart from UFO stuff. / Jeffrey: We ain't stoppin' til we find Slender Man!
/ Theo: Jeffrey I gotta be honest I was just talkin' outta my butt when I said Slender Man lives in the desert--
/ Jeffrey: Wait! Stop! / [[Zoomed out view of the van]]
/ Jeffrey: Look over there! / [[Slender Man walks along fence in casual attire]] / {{Alt-text: OF COURSE Slender Man lives in an abandoned missile silo, OF COURSE HE DOES}} http://overcompensating.com/posts/20120821.html |
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