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| Friday, September 12, 2008 | Dewey: As your school no longer values its library, I'm going to teach you how to fake citations on your research. / Dewey: And, as soon as we get the computers online I'll also show you where to buy term papers for a very reasonable fee. / Dewey: Basically, I'll be teaching you how to succeed. Knowledge... http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20080912 |
| Saturday, September 13, 2008 | Cathy: Good news. The school librarian position got funded after all.
/ Dewey: They just needed to see the value of the role. / Cathy: I heard you lasted less than an hour.
/ Dewey: True, my relationship with the school was short. But I like to think we parted on good terms. / [[Cathy puts the Nose &... http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20080913 |
| Sunday, September 14, 2008 | The Unshelved Book Club presents Olive's Ocean by Kevin Henkes / [[A painting of a beach; a blonde girl, presumably Martha, stands at the water's edge, blonde hair whipping in the wind.]] / Tamara: Olive Barstow was a quiet loner who started attending a new school last February.
/ In July she was killed... http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20080914 |
| Monday, September 15, 2008 | Dewey: Mel, why are you shelving books?
/ Mel: They were uneven. / Dewey: Let me rephrase: Why are YOU shelving books?
/ Mel: It took me all morning to rebind this bad boy. / Dewey: Wait, isn't next year's budget due?
/ Mel: Why can't publishers agree on a single height? http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20080915 |
| Tuesday, September 16, 2008 | [[Mel stands in front of a bookshelf.]]
/ Mel: See? Perfection *is* possible! / [[Mel is still in front of the bookshelf.]]
/ Mel: Every book in this section has been straightened! / [[Now we see Dewey standing behind Mel, and behind Dewey a group of people.]]
/ Dewey: That's great. And now these nice... http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20080916 |
| Wednesday, September 17, 2008 | Dewey: You're reading THAT!?
/ Mel: I know it's cheesy but we all have our guilty pleasures!
/ What's yours? / Dewey: Well, sometimes I like to head over by the mystery novels, and-
/ Mel: There's nothing wrong with reading a good nail biter! / Dewey: No no, I don't read them, I just walk by when other... http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20080917 |
| Thursday, September 18, 2008 | Buddy: Has Mel finished arranging books?
/ Dewey: Yes. She's moved on to her office. / Buddy: Do you think she needs my help?
/ Dewey: This is only a symptom. The problem is next year's budget. / Buddy: I hear you may be looking for expertise in certain types of offshore accounts.
/ Mel: You just knocked... http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20080918 |
| Friday, September 19, 2008 | Mel: There's a better way to answer that reference question! / Mel: Hold that book higher! And with more verve! / Mel: If you need someone cool, I --
/ Dewey: -- Should be in your office working on spreadsheets. http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20080919 |
| Saturday, September 20, 2008 | Mel: You can't do this!
/ Dewey: It's the only way we can get anything done. / Mel: You're violating the fire code!
/ Dewey: I can't hear you.
/ I think your voice will be clearer once you finish next year's budget. / Mel: Let me out and I'll give your area special consideration!
/ Colleen: I think I heard... http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20080920 |
| Sunday, September 21, 2008 | The Unshelved Book Club presents "Cubicle Warfare" by John Austin / Dewey: offers pranks to play on coworkers.
/ Some are playful others are just mean, but they may all be useful for getting revenge, or just making the office more interesting. / Mel: Are those CRICKETS?
/ Tamara: They're all singing... http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20080921 |
| Monday, September 22, 2008 | Tamara: Doesn't DEWEY have desk duty?
/ Mel: There was some sort of emergency. He had to leave in a hurry. / Tamara: Maybe his grandma went to the hospital?
/ Buddy: Maybe his condo flooded?
/ Dewey: It was the last one in the store!
/ Mel: Maybe one of these days I'll learn. http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20080922 |
| Tuesday, September 23, 2008 | [[Dewey is holding a large box with a picture of a spaceship on it.]]
/ Dewey: It's to scale with 6" action figures. It's got smuggling compartments, an automatic boarding ramp, a training probe...
/ Merv: Cool! Let's open it up and see! / Dewey: What? And ruin it?
/ Merv: Then how do you know what's... http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20080923 |
| Wednesday, September 24, 2008 | [[Mel and Dewey are walking, while Dewey carries a box.]] / Mel: I'm surprised you didn't take that home.
/ Dewey: I did. It didn't fit. / Mel: You mean it clashed with the decor.
/ Dewey: I mean I have so many action figures, graphic novels, and collectibles that I literally couldn't get it through... http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20080924 |
| Thursday, September 25, 2008 | [[Mel and Dewey are walking together]]
/ Mel: I don't think keeping your collectibles in the library is a good idea.
/ Dewey: You're right. It's not a good idea. It's a *great* idea! / Dewey [[alone in the panel, holding up his hands]]: Libraries are all about storing stuff! The "Dewey Collection"... http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20080925 |
| Friday, September 26, 2008 | Dewey: The first step is admitting I have a problem. / Dewey: I have more toys than I have space to keep them. But I keep buying more. / Dewey: It's time to make a choice. / Dewey: I think we should move in together. / [[Pull out. Dewey's been talking to Cathy]]
/ Cathy: You're not putting your crap... http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20080926 |
| Saturday, September 27, 2008 | Patron: I hear it's possible to download unreleased movies.
/ Dewey: It's possible to do a lot of things that I'm not going to show you how to do. / Patron: Maybe I want to understand the technology.
/ Dewey: Maybe I want to keep my job. / Patron: I have a right to watch movies for free!
/ Dewey: The... http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20080927 |
| Sunday, September 28, 2008 | [[Josh and Joel of the web comic HijiNKS Ensue are featured in this strip.]] / Josh: I'm worried about your brain.
/ Joel: Something... your face.
/ Josh: Exactly. You need to read more.
/ Joel: I read all the time.
/ Josh: Books? Wikipedia and LOLcats are not books.
/ Joel: Do not want book, kthxbai.
/ Joel:... http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20080928 |
| Monday, September 29, 2008 | Mel: For the next few days we'll be hosting a library science student! / Mel: Remember, she's the next generation of librarian. We're supposed to inspire her to public service and teach her what it's like to work the floor! / Tamara: Then why is she with DEWEY?
/ Colleen: Bet you can't stand her.
/ Mel:... http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20080929 |
| Tuesday, September 30, 2008 | Library Science Student: After I've upgraded your local network, I'll optimize your reference collection. / Library Science Student: Then I'll arrange subliminal cues to correct behavioral problems such as yours: / Library Science Student: You didn't seem very worried about my reforms.
/ Dewey: Cold... http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20080930 |
| Wednesday, October 01, 2008 | Dewey: Someone needs help.
/ Library Science Student: I'm working on something important here. / Dewey: Nothing is more important than that man right there.
/ Patron: You got that right, amigo. / Library Science Student: If his question is important he'll let me know.
/ Patron: I'm letting you know! ... http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20081001 |
| Thursday, October 02, 2008 | Library science student: When I'm captain of this ship I'll have you cleaned off the hull.
/ Dewey: If that ever happened I'd scuttle it and drag you down with me. http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20081002 |
| Friday, October 03, 2008 | Dewey: Here you go. Have a good day.
/ Library Science Student: That's IT? / Library Science Student: You didn't tell him about databases, websites, print and online reference, relevant journals, Wikipedia... / Dewey: I gave him the book he wanted. He went away happy.
/ Tamara: How's it going?
/ Library... http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20081003 |
| Saturday, October 04, 2008 | [[A woman sits at a computer in the library, staring at the screen. Dewey stands behind her, also looking at the screen.]]
/ Woman: I can't connect to this file-sharing network!
/ Dewey: That's because this computer doesn't have the right program. / Woman: Will you install it?
/ Dewey: No. / [[Woman looks... http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20081004 |
| Sunday, October 05, 2008 | The Unshelved Book Club presents "Hidden Talents" by David Lubar / Dewey: Martin has a bad habit of telling people exactly what they don't want to hear.
/ He's been kicked out of so many schools that his last chance is Edgeview Alternative School, the boarding school you end up at when they've run out... http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20081005 |
| Monday, October 06, 2008 | [[Dewey approaches Tamara who is leaning over the sink, filling a glass with water]]
/ Dewey: Weren't you the one who told me to drink bottled water?
/ Tamara: Bottled water? / Tamara [[holding up the glass of water]]: Making and shipping plastic bottles uses enormous quantities of fossil fuel. Not... http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20081006 |
| Tuesday, October 07, 2008 | [[Dewey holds up a dripping bottle in a irregular shape]]
/ Dewey: Check out ICEBERG, my new favorite bottled water. / [[Dewey, looking down at the bottle]]
/ Dewey: It's direct from Antarticia! I'm drinking as much of it as I can before the glaciers melt! / [[Tamara holds a bottle, looking down in... http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20081007 |
| Wednesday, October 08, 2008 | Tamara: I bought you this water filter. It will make Mallville's water taste glacier-fresh!
/ Dewey: I strongly doubt that.
/ But I can tell you really do care about the environment. / Dewey: Tell you what - if I choose the water filter, will you pay for it?
/ Tamara: Of course! What kind? / Dewey: Sumatran... http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20081008 |
| Thursday, October 09, 2008 | Tamara: Do you know how much energy was expended to get that coffee from Indonesia to your cup?
/ Dewey: What's important is that I wanted the producers to get full price for their product.
/ So I bought it directly from a grower's collective. / Tamara: Dewey, that's so--
/ Dewey: The farmer's son just... http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20081009 |
| Friday, October 10, 2008 | [[Dewey is approached by an angry-looking nun.]]
/ Dewey: How can I help you?
/ Nun: I'm offended by your stereotypical treatment of nuns! / Dewey: I loved you in The Blues Brothers. / [[Nun has turned and is walking away from Dewey.]]
/ Dewey: Come on, it's not like I went for a penguin joke. http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20081010 |
| Saturday, October 11, 2008 | Mel: People don't like it when you're right all the time.
/ Dewey: If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
/ Nah, I still want to be right. http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20081011 |
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