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| Thursday, August 24, 2006 | [[Dewey and Tamara are talking at Tamara's desk]]
/ Dewey: How was the date?
/ Tamara: When someone says, "Stop me if you've heard this," and you say you've heard it, shouldn't they stop? / Dewey: That bad, huh?
/ Tamara: The good news? No diet worries with Mr. "Are you gonna eat that?" / Dewey: Well... http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20060824 |
| Friday, August 25, 2006 | Tamara: You're staging an intervention? How exciting! For whom?
/ Dewey: You. Because you can't say not ao anyone. / Tamara: Yes I can.
/ Dewey: Hamburger? / Tamara: Um.. Thank you, it looks delicious.
/ Dewey: You're VEGAN.
/ Mel: We're here to help. http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20060825 |
| Saturday, August 26, 2006 | [[Buddy is talking to Dewey.]]
/ Buddy: I hear you've been teaching Tamara to say "no".
/ Dewey: She's just too nice for her own good. / Buddy [[to Tamara as she walks by]]: Hey Tamara, want to catch a movie tonight?
/ Tamara: No. / Buddy: You couldn't have waited until AFTER I asked her out?
/ Dewey:... http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20060826 |
| Sunday, August 27, 2006 | The Unshelved Book Club presents "Why Good Girls don't get ahead but Gutsy Girls do" by Kate White / Tamara: When I was a little girl watched my mother place everyone's needs above her own.
/ I learned that good girls are caregivers.
/ In school the boys spoke out of turn, but I was told to raise my hand.
/ I... http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20060827 |
| Monday, August 28, 2006 | Dewey: Are you sure the copier is out of toner?
/ Patron: Pretty sure. / Dewey: Did you remember to press 'copy'?
/ Patron: Yes.
/ Dewey: Is the darkness control on zero?
/ Patron: No.
/ Dewey: Did you photocopy a blank page?
/ Patron: No. / Patron: Why don't you just check the toner cartridge?
/ Dewey:... http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20060828 |
| Tuesday, August 29, 2006 | [[Dewey and a customer are at the reference desk.]]
/ Customer: Can't you put new toner in the copier?
/ Dewey: We're out but I've put in a service call. / Customer: When will it be working again?
/ Dewey: Tomorrow. / Customer: How does that help me now?
/ Dewey: You get the satisfaction of knowing you've... http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20060829 |
| Wednesday, August 30, 2006 | [[Woman at the service desk talking to Dewey.]]
/ Woman: The copier isn't working. It just prints blank pages. [[Shows Dewey the page.]]
/ Dewey: Let's examine that word "working." / Dewey: I show up at the library five days a week. I take orders. I go through the motions, making the right sounds and... http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20060830 |
| Thursday, August 31, 2006 | [[Dewey and patron are at a computer terminal]]
/ Patron: The copier is out of order?
/ Dewey: Yes / Patron: Really?
/ Dewey: No, not really. / Patron: So it's working?
/ Dewey: No, it's out of order. But I wanted to reward your healthy skepticism. http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20060831 |
| Friday, September 01, 2006 | [[Dewey is in Mel's office talking to Mel.]]
/ Mel: Good news first.
/ Dewey: We got more toner for the photocopier. / Mel: And the bad news?
/ Dewey: Buddy decided to install it. / Mel: How's that going?
/ Dewey: Good news or bad news?
/ [[Buddy is outside of the door completely covered in black copier... http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20060901 |
| Saturday, September 02, 2006 | Mel: The copier is finally working?
/ Dewey: Yes. Copyrights are being violated as we speak. / Mel: Why can't you see the sunny side for once?
/ Dewey: Okay, we're serving the needs of the community. / Mel: Much better.
/ Patron 1: I need to photocopy this textbook so I don't have to buy it.
/ Patron 2:... http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20060902 |
| Sunday, September 03, 2006 | The Unshelved Book Club presents THE LIGHTNING THIEF, by Rick Riordan / [[A guy in ancient Greek armor confronted by three Amazon warriors with a centaur and satyr/faun watching]]
/ Dewey: 12-year old Perseus Jackson thought he was just another loser until he destroyed his math teacher, found out he's... http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20060903 |
| Monday, September 04, 2006 | [[Dewey is working on computer. An upset woman is gesticulating.]]
/ Irate woman: Your computer is a liar! / Irate woman: And you're in league with its evil genius! / Irate woman: Got nothing to say?
/ Dewey: And interrupt your one-woman show? Never. http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20060904 |
| Tuesday, September 05, 2006 | [[Dewey is standing next to a large pile of books passing them out to a long line of patrons. A large banner is displayed reading: "Special today only: All you can read absolutely FREE!!" Mel is standing behind Dewey.]]
/ Dewey: It's all in how you sell it. http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20060905 |
| Wednesday, September 06, 2006 | Library tip #31: If you don't want it, the library doesn't want it. / [[A man with a large stack of magazines is at the information desk talkign to Dewey. Merv is standing nearby.]]
/ Man: But it's a complete run of "Jugs" magazine!
/ Dewey: We don't have any room for them.
/ Merv: I do! / Man: It's... http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20060906 |
| Thursday, September 07, 2006 | [[2 patrons with laptops sit opposite each other across a narrow table - the women opens her screen which partially closes the man's screen]] / [[The man pushes his screen all the way open, which pushes the woman's screen partially closed]] / Tamara [[watching from the sidelines with Dewey]]: Aren't... http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20060907 |
| Come in | [[Dewey talking on phone]]
/ Dewey: It would be easier for you to come in so I could show you.
/ Phone: It would be even easier if you emailed me the information. / Dewey: Easier still for me to just wait till you arrive.
/ Phone: And easiest of all for me to forget the whole thing. / Phone: Wait, that... http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20060908 |
| Saturday, September 09, 2006 | [[Mel talking to a patron in a sweater with hair on it]]
/ Mel: I'm afraid that because of common allergies, we have a "no dogs" policy.
/ Patron: My dog's not with me. / Mel: No but your sweater is covered with his hair.
/ Patron: Do I have to be NAKED to use this library. / Mel: Don't be ridiculous.
/ Ned:... http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20060909 |
| Sunday, September 10, 2006 | The Unshelved Book Club presents Nick & Norah's Infinite Playlist, by Rachel Cohn and David Levithan / Dewey: Tris broke Nick's heart three weeks ago.
/ She was in the crowd at his queercore band's show.
/ That's why he asked Norah to be his five minute girlfriend.
/ He tried to give her and her friend... http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20060910 |
| Monday, September 11, 2006 | [[Dewey is talking with a young male patron]]
/ Patron: You're throwing me out?
/ Dewey: Yep. Don't come back for a month. / Patron: Where do I file my appeal?
/ Dewey [[holding wastebasket]]: Right here. / Patron: Whatever happened to the balance of powers?
/ Dewey: Looks like it's tilted in my favor,... http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20060911 |
| Tuesday, September 12, 2006 | [[Mel is talking to Dewey, who is sitting in front of a computer]]
/ Mel: I just got off the phone. You threw out a kid this morning?
/ Dewey: He was loud and obnoxious. / Mel: I've been asked to review the case.
/ Dewey: Then he told me, and I quote, "XXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXX" / Dewey: If you don't understand... http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20060912 |
| Wednesday, September 13, 2006 | [[Mel and Dewey are walking through the library.]]
/ Mel: I have more news on that boy you banned.
/ Dewey: Did he go on a multi-state crime spree? / Mel: No, he filed an appeal before the library board. The hearing is set for tonight.
/ [[Dewey stops walking, Mel continues on.]] / [[Mel and Dewey are... http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20060913 |
| Thursday, September 14, 2006 | [[Dewey is sitting in a darkened room, a spotlight glaring in his face]]
/ Dewey: Do your worst! / Dewey: You'll never grind me down! / [[Cathy enters]]
/ Cathy: I've been looking for you. What were you doing in here alone with the lights off?
/ Dewey: Creating a more interesting universe. http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20060914 |
| Friday, September 15, 2006 | [[Dewey is alone with a voice speaking offstage]]
/ Voice: We find your unorthodox method of answering our questions irritating.
/ Dewey: Well you can XXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXX. / Male [[whispering to a female holding a gavel]]: What does that mean?
/ Female: That sort of language will result in disciplinary... http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20060915 |
| Suspension | [[Young boy patron at reference desk with Dewey]]
/ Patron: I thought they suspended you.
/ Dewey: My union has everyone wrapped up in red tape. You couldn't put a black mark on my record with a sharpie. / Patron: But they let me back in. That's got to sting.
/ Dewey: Not at all. Now I know how to handle... http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20060916 |
| Sunday, September 17, 2006 | The Unshelved Book Club presents WOLF BROTHER, by Michelle Paver / [[Torak is given a knife by his dying father, while an evil bear watches from the background]]
/ Dewey: A bear, possessed by a demon, attacked Torak and his Fa. As Torak's father lay dying, he made Torak swear to find the Mountain of... http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20060917 |
| Monday, September 18, 2006 | [[Mel is making an announcement to Tamara, Colleen, and Buddy]]
/ Mel: Today is D-Day. No more cell phones! / Mel[[holding up a policy paper]]: To help us cope with patron dissatisfaction, I have strategies to... Where's Dewey? / [[Blond woman is talking on cell phone, while Dewey holds an airhorn... http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20060918 |
| Tuesday, September 19, 2006 | [[Dewey holds up a "NO CELL PHONES" sign to Woman on cellphone 1]]
/ Woman on cellphone 1: Why don't you just say "No breathing"?
/ [[Tamara points at Woman on cellphone 2]]
/ Woman on cellphone 2: But it is attached to my head! http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20060919 |
| Wednesday, September 20, 2006 | [[Woman on cell phone, Dewey gesturing to NO CELL PHONES sign on wall]]
/ Woman: Then I went in for another procedure / [[Dewie holding NO CELL PHONES sign in front of woman]]
/ Woman: [[Ignoring Dewey]] No, but you should have seen the size of that thing! / [[Dewey has duct taped sign around woman's... http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20060920 |
| Thursday, September 21, 2006 | [[Dewey looks on as a patron is talking on the phone.]]
/ Patron: My social security number is... / [[Dewey coming up on the patron from behind, carrying a piece of paper.]]
/ Patron: My P.I.N.? Sure, it's... / [[Dewey walks away from the patron who now has a "Steal my Identity" note taped to his back.]]
/ Patron:... http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20060921 |
| Friday, September 22, 2006 | [[Dewey and Fred stand facing each other as they speak.]] / Fred: You told me cell phones weren't allowed in the library.
/ Dewey: They're not. / [[Fred gestures towards a younger white male patron with a phone to his ear.]] / Fred: Why don't you tell that guy over there?
/ Dewey: He looks like too... http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20060922 |
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