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| Wednesday, November 13, 2002 | Little Old Lady : Is this book violent?
/ Colleen: No. / Little Old Lady : It looks like it might be violent.
/ Colleen: Which part, the sleeping cat or the roaring fire? / Little Old Lady : I just don't like violence.
/ Colleen: Trust me, this is the book for you. / [[Lady leaves, Colleen looks at different... http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20021113 |
| Thursday, November 14, 2002 | Dewey: Sir, please don't reshelve the books yourself.
/ Patron: Don't worry, I know how...Alphabetically by author, then title. / Dewey: Actually this particular section is organized by WIDTH.
/ Patron: Oh...sorry. / [[Patron leaves, Mel arrives carrying books and watches Dewey put books on shelf]]
/ Mel:... http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20021114 |
| Friday, November 15, 2002 | Computer Victim: I need to send an "e-mail."
/ Dewey: Use any of the public computers. / Computer Victim: I'm sorry, How much is postage for an "e-mail"?
/ Dewey: Here, let me help you. / Dewey: Do you have an account?
/ Computer Victim: You mean at the bank? http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20021115 |
| Saturday, November 16, 2002 | Dewey: We're signing you up for free email. Just pick a name to use.
/ Computer Victim: I already have one: JOHN SMITH! / Dewey: I'm pretty sure that one will be taken.
/ Computer Victim: Well they called me "Johnny" in the Army... / Dewey: That one too. They suggest "John4327".
/ Computer Victim: I don't... http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20021116 |
| Sunday, November 17, 2002 | First boy: ...And I heard that SCOTT said that LISA kisses like a FISH!
/ Second boy: If ANYONE knows what it's like to kiss a fish it's SCOTT! / Shadowed figure [[VERY LOUDLY]]: SHHHH!! / First boy: Who WAS that masked man?
/ Second boy [[shaking hands]]: And why did he just spit all over us? http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20021117 |
| Monday, November 18, 2002 | [[two guys with books, reading with uncomfortable looks on their faces]] / [[two women sitting at a table working, also with uncomfortable looks on their faces]] / [[Dewey and Mel behind the desk]]
/ Dewey: It's quiet out there...TOO quiet!
/ Mel: That doesn't mean you get to take another coffee bre... http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20021118 |
| Tuesday, November 19, 2002 | [[Female and male patrons are chatting with each other. Masked and costumed figure is racing towards them]] / [[Masked figure holds finger to mouth]]
/ Masked figure [[VERY LOUDLY]]: SHH..
/ [[Hand reaches towards figure's back]] / [[Hand grabs back of mask]]
/ Masked figure: --Erk! / [[Dewey, looking... http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20021119 |
| Wednesday, November 20, 2002 | Dewey: Tell me again.
/ Shusher: I am THE SHUSHER(tm). Vigilant defender of the library's solemn silence. / Dewey [[covering eyes with hand]]: Oh man, I don't get paid nearly enough for this. Okay, what am I supposed to do now?
/ Shusher: Um... / Shusher [[walking behind Dewey]]: I know...you can be... http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20021120 |
| Thursday, November 21, 2002 | Shusher: "A race of silent aliens replaced my index finger with an energy weapon, giving me the power to keep our sector of space quiet!" / [[Colleen and Dewey are looking at the masked figure]]
/ Colleen: "THE SHUSHER(tm)? I thought Halloween was LAST month.
/ Dewey: You were right. Comics don't belong... http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20021121 |
| Friday, November 22, 2002 | Shusher: The time has come for THE SHUSHER(tm) to reveal his true identity!
/ Dewey: I'll try to contain myself. / [[The figure removes his mask]]
/ Merv: It is I, Merv, mild-mannered young adult! Surprised?
/ Dewey: I'm afraid not. / Merv: Shoot. What gave me away?
/ Dewey [[pointing at Merv]]: Your Darth... http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20021122 |
| Saturday, November 23, 2002 | Dewey: So you see, Merv, it's not your job to shush people in the library, it's mine. / Merv: Good. My lips were getting all chapped.
/ Dewey. That's because you're spitting too much. / Merv: Will you show me the right way?
/ Dewey: Yes, but you must use this power only for good, never evil.
/ Caption:... http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20021123 |
| Sunday, November 24, 2002 | [[Colleen, carrying Doreen, storms through the library past running children, a boy spray-painting graffiti on the wall, girls climbing the shelves, a boy playing tennis against the wall, and the squirrel]] / [Colleen and Dewey are behind the information desk]]
/ Colleen: Doreen kept me up all night.... http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20021124 |
| Monday, November 25, 2002 | [[Dewey and a patron at the information desk.]]
/ Dewey: This says you still have a DVD checked out.
/ Patron: I put it in the bookdrop yesterday! / Tamara: Hey Dewey, I've got another patron who says he returned his materials!
/ Dewey: Me too. This is an epidemic! / Patron: Really? Should I get a shot... http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20021125 |
| Tuesday, November 26, 2002 | [[View of the bookdrop from inside the library.]] / [[Fingers coming from outside the library into the bookdrop.]] / [[Whole hand reaching from outside the library into the bookdrop.]] / [[Tamara and Dewey on the inside, watching the hand reaching into the bookdrop.]]
/ Tamara: I still say we should... http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20021126 |
| Wednesday, November 27, 2002 | [[Outside the library a man is reaching into the bookdrop while a woman waits impatiently.]]
/ Man: Hold on, I've got something.
/ Woman: Hurry up! / Man: It's a DVD.
/ Woman: [[Reading DVD title]] "One Night at McCools" / [[Inside the library, Tamara and Dewey at the bookdrop as the hand is reaching... http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20021127 |
| Thursday, November 28, 2002 | [[Outside the library, man and woman walking away from the bookdrop. Black silhouette in the foreground.]]
/ Man:[[Carrying stack of DVDs]] Look at all the great movies we found in the book drop!
/ Woman: I dunno, I've never heard of "The Lemon Sisters." / [[Colleen appears in front of the two with Doreen... http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20021128 |
| Friday, November 29, 2002 | Boys: We, uh, want to check out these movies we, uh, found.
/ Dewey: Uh huh. / Dewey: Tamara, meet the infamous book drop thieves.
/ Boys: We were going to return them!! / Tamara: Why didn't you just check out a DVD from the shelves?
/ Boys: The good stuff is always gone. / Dewey: The good stuff? "Breakin'... http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20021129 |
| Saturday, November 30, 2002 | [[Mel is at the bottom of a ladder outside the library, looking up at Dewey, who is on the ladder]]
/ Mel: Is the roof leaking AGAIN?
/ Dewey: No, I'm installing our book drop theft deterrent. / [[Dewey climbs down]]
/ Mel: Isn't that your internet spy camera? The one that doesn't WORK?
/ Dewey: Well,... http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20021130 |
| Sunday, December 01, 2002 | "Do you believe in a higher power?" / [[Dewey and Merv on the computer]]
/ Dewey: Zoo, defender of the ninth level.
/ Merv: Never seen anyone tougher!
/ < http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20021201 |
| Monday, December 02, 2002 | Patron: I'm researching my family tree. Can you look up my father?
/ Dewey: Maybe. Was he famous? / Patron: Anything but. A complete unknown. What books would he be in?
/ Dewey: Oddly, they tend not to write books about complete unknowns. / Patron: What about the internet? Microfilms?
/ Dewey: I'm not... http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20021202 |
| Tuesday, December 03, 2002 | [[Dewey is talking to a woman at the reference desk]]
/ Dewey: Genealogical research is a lifetime commitment. It's not easy. It means sifting through tons of information and maybe never finding what you're after. / [[Man runs through the library on fire]] / [[Focus back on Dewey and woman]]
/ Woman:... http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20021203 |
| Wednesday, December 04, 2002 | [[The woman Dewey had previously discouraged from trying to research her genealogy earlier is holding out a book to Dewey at the reference desk.]]
/ Woman: Look what I found! And you said genealogy was hard!
/ Dewey [[holding his hand out]]: It usually is. Let me see that. / [[We see a book cover... http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20021204 |
| Thursday, December 05, 2002 | Dewey [[to a man at the information desk]]: Search without searching. / Dewey [[to a woman at a computer terminal]]: Look for nothing and find everything. / [[Merv is reading a book; Dewey addresses him from over his shoulder]]
/ Dewey: Read the book but don't look at the words. / Dewey [[to Mel]]:... http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20021205 |
| Friday, December 06, 2002 | Library Tip #10: Your library accepts a variety of payment methods.
/ Mel: Time for a moratorium on bartering for fines.
/ [[Dewey is holding a piglet, while a cow, sheep, three hens and other livestock are in Mel's office.]] http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20021206 |
| Saturday, December 07, 2002 | Woman with packages: These are all going first class.
/ Mel: I think you're confusing us with the Post Office. / Woman: You don't take credit cards? I think I have a check...
/ Mel: Ma'am this is a library. / Woman: I know, I know. It's wonderful. Can I get insurance on those? / [[Mel is carrying... http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20021207 |
| Sunday, December 08, 2002 | Patron [[handing a note to Dewey]]: I'm looking for this book / Dewey: I think there's an error.
/ Patron: No, it's right / Dewey: "How to Jump-Start Your CAT?"
/ Patron: She just lies around the house all day. http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20021208 |
| Monday, December 09, 2002 | Man: I need a phone book.
/ Dewey: I have one right here. / Man: No, the one for Prescott, Arizona.
/ Dewey: I should have guessed. Let me see if we have one. / Dewey: You're very lucky.
/ Man: But I need the 1992 edition!! http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20021209 |
| Tuesday, December 10, 2002 | [[Scene at a prison. Some are playing basketball, some are lifting weights. There is barbed wire and armed guards. Two inmates are talking]]
/ Big inmate: What are you in for?
/ Smaller inmate: They're still trying to find the guy. / Big inmate: Was it worth it?
/ Smaller inmate (Dewey): Yup. Worse... http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20021210 |
| Wednesday, December 11, 2002 | [[Dewey is putting a sign PUT EVERYTHING IN THE BOOKDROP next to the Book Drop]]
/ Woman: Everything? / [[Dewey puts a sign ABSOLUTELY between PUT and EVERYTHING]]
/ Man with DVD: Even these? / [[Final view of Book Drop. Signs: PUT ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING IN THE BOOKDROP, with YES, EVEN THOSE, and NO... http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20021211 |
| Thursday, December 12, 2002 | [[Two boys approach globe]] / [[One boy touches globe]] / [[They spin globe]] / [[The globe spins off onto the floor]] / [[The globe rolls by Tamara and Dewey]]
/ Tamara: Actually there's a great lesson in this about ecology.
/ Boy: Let's spin something else!
/ Other boy: Maybe they have another gl... http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20021212 |
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