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| Tuesday, July 16, 2002 | [[Dewey and Chuck are on Dewey's motorcycle]]
/ Chuck: Tell me again--where are we going?
/ Dewey: The public library. / Chuck: And what's happening there?
/ Dewey: Three hundred kids are waiting to see "Buddy the Book Beaver." / Chuck: I've got to lay off the tree lichen.
/ Dewey: Meanwhile, I'll... http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20020716 |
| Wednesday, July 17, 2002 | Tamara: Dewey! You're back!
/ Mel: Did you find our mascot?
/ Dewey: Sort of. Chuck! Hit it! / Buddy: Hey everybody! I'm Buddy the beer bookie! / Dewey: I had to improvise.
/ Mel: I can see that. / Buddy: How was I that time?
/ Dewey: Much better! You didn't swear at all!
/ Tamara: No, seriously, where's... http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20020717 |
| Thursday, July 18, 2002 | Mel: Help me understand...you went off to retrieve Buddy, an actual beaver...
/ Dewey: Yes. / Mel: ...and you came back with a man wearing a beaver suit.
/ Dewey: Technically he's a woodchuck. / Mel: Dare I ask about the real Buddy?
/ Dewey: He's on his way to a better place. / Tamara: Heaven?!?
/ Dewey:... http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20020718 |
| Friday, July 19, 2002 | Tamara: Chuck, do you have much experience with little ones?
/ Chuck: You mean saplings? / Dewey: Chuck prunes trees for a living.
/ Tamara: I'm asking if you've worked with kids before.
/ Chuck: Not since I was in juvie. Hey! There's my cue! / Chuck: Hey kids! It's me! Buddy!
/ Crowd: Yaaaay!
/ Mel:... http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20020719 |
| Saturday, July 20, 2002 | Dewey: You know, I had my doubts about Chuck as "Buddy the Book Beaver." / Dewey: But then I watched him lead a farting contest, sing a Led Zeppelin medley, and kickbox the dinosaur chairs. / Dewey: And now I have to say, I'm impressed.
/ Mel: With him? / Dewey: No, with you. I though you'd have... http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20020720 |
| Sunday, July 21, 2002 | [[storytime at the library. a child raises his hand.]]
/ Child: Buddy, when are you going to do storytime? / [[Buddy talking to Dewey , an aside]]
/ Buddy: What's "storytime"?
/ Dewey: You read a book out loud. / Buddy: Dude, I never said I could READ. / [[Mel and Tamara, watching]]
/ Mel: I can't... http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20020721 |
| Monday, July 22, 2002 | Dewey: Okay Tamara, give me your worst.
/ Tamara: Huh? What do you mean? / Dewey: I'm sure you thought my "Buddy the Book Beaver" stunk.
/ Tamara: Are you kidding? The kids love him! They'll read anything he gives them! / Tamara: Of course, he needs a little guidance...
/ Buddy: Do we have any more wrestling... http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20020722 |
| Tuesday, July 23, 2002 | "What are you reading this summer?" / Mel: "Sun Tzu: The Art of War for Managers" by Gerald A. Michaelson. / Tamara: "Lemony Snicket's Unauthorized Autobiography". / Merv: "Catapult: Harry and I Build a Siege Weapon" by Jim Paul. / Dewey: "Classic Star Wars, volumes 1-5" by Archie Goodwin, Al Williamson,... http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20020723 |
| Wednesday, July 24, 2002 | [[Dewey is putting something on the top of a bookshelf]]
/ Mel: What's that?
/ Dewey: One of those spy cameras from the Internet. / Mel: Is this about those missiing DVD's?
/ Dewey: They're not walking out on their own. / Mel: I was wondering who did it.
/ Dewey: Soon we'll find out. / Mel: No, I mean... http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20020724 |
| Thursday, July 25, 2002 | [[Mel and Dewey working at computer]]
/ Mel: More DVD's are missing.
/ Dewey: Let's check yesterday's video. / Dewey: Here it is! Our perp in action!
/ Mel: We're looking for a blotchy gray blur? / Dewey: Those pop-up ads lied! I can't believe it!
/ Mel: Yeah, the quality is pretty bad. / Dewey:... http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20020725 |
| Friday, July 26, 2002 | [[Tamara and Merv are standing at a window watching the rain]]
/ Tamara: I can't believe all this rain!
/ Merv: Now, now, you mustn't worry. / Tamara: Don't say it.
/ Merv: The sun will come out, Tamara. / [[Dewey sees Merv's rear end and feet sticking out the book drop]]
/ Dewey: How did you get... http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20020726 |
| Saturday, July 27, 2002 | [[Tamara is at counter in coffee store]]
/ Tamara: I can remember when coffee came in one size. / Tamara: Then there was "tall," then "grande," and now there's "venti." / Tamara: They just keep increasing the size! / [[Dewey is standing by table covered with coffee cups]]
/ Dewey: Not quickly enough.
/ Tamara:... http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20020727 |
| Sunday, July 28, 2002 | Geeky guy: The computers are slow. You need to defrag the RAM and uninstall the video memory to free up the hard drive cache.
/ Dewey: Hold on, I'll call tech support. / Dewey: Hi. We've got that problem again. Yes. Complete gibberish. Okay, thanks. / Geeky guy: Are they going to fix it?
/ Dewey:... http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20020728 |
| Monday, July 29, 2002 | [[Dewey is in Mel's office]]
/ Dewey: I'm not really in the mood to work the information desk.
/ Mel: Colleen's still on vacation. You'll have to think of something. / [[A doctor's scale is in front of the information desk with a sign saying "How much do you weigh?" A woman patron approaches]]
/ Woman:... http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20020729 |
| Comics Wannabe | Man: I want to draw comics.
/ Dewey: We have many books on... / Man [[angry]]: No. I want to draw comics NOW!
/ Dewey: Ok, here's a pencil. / Man: I need paper too!
/ Dewey: Anything else? / Man: Do you know a publisher?
/ Dewey [[at computer]]: I'll work up a list http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20020730 |
| Unshelved comic strip archive | Man: The market is *crashing!* I'm *ruined!* I'm jumping out a *window!*
/ Dewey: Okay. / [[Tamara looking upset]]
/ Tamara: Aren't you going to *stop* him?
/ Dewey: Well, this *is* a one-story building. / Tamara: I know but he could get a nasty splinter!
/ Man [[from offpanel]]: Can someone unlock this... http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20020731 |
| Thursday, August 01, 2002 | [[Dewey helps man at computer]]
/ Man: Rich! I'm rich again! Thank you! / [[Dewey walks away]] / Mel: I take it the market recovered?
/ Dewey: No. He's just looking at prices from July, 1999.
/ Man (offscreen): Yes! Pets.com is up, up, up! http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20020801 |
| Friday, August 02, 2002 | Man: "Nooorwaaay!"
/ Dewey: Yes? / Man: "Norway!"
/ Dewey: History? Major exports? Travel plans? / Man: I just love saying it! I love words!
/ Dewey: Okay, here's a good one: "fez." / [[Man leaves desk and approaches woman patron]]
/ Man: "Feeezzzz!"
/ Woman: I love that word! http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20020802 |
| Saturday, August 03, 2002 | [[Dewey talking to Colleen with Mel]]
/ Dewey: So in ten words or less, what did you do on your summer vacation?
/ Colleen: Adopted a baby. / [[All silent]] / Dewey: Well, I'm impressed!
/ Mel: Me too! / [[Mel and Colleen walking away]]
/ Dewey: I mean that was, what, three words?
/ Mel: Boy or girl?
/ Colleen:... http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20020803 |
| Sunday, August 04, 2002 | [Mel and Colleen are talking together in the library]]
/ Mel: I had no idea you were in China adopting a baby!
/ Colleen: I kept it quiet in case things fell through. / Mel: I didn't even know you *wanted* a child!
/ Colleen: Well my first choice was a clone. / Mel [off-screen]: Ah...
/ Colleen: But apparently... http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20020804 |
| Monday, August 05, 2002 | [[Tamara is holding Colleen's new baby]]
/ Tamara: She's gorgeous!
/ Colleen: Looks like every other baby to me! / Tamara: Look, she's smiling!
/ Colleen: Probably just gas. / Tamara: "Doreen" is such a cute name!
/ Colleen: Had to use it to stay in Grandma's will. / Mel: How is motherhood so far?
/ Colleen:... http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20020805 |
| Tuesday, August 06, 2002 | [[Man is holding a coffee cup]]
/ Man: I spilled coffee on the keyboard and now it won't work / Man: I think I put my disk in sideways. / [[Man is holding a hammer]]
/ Man: I tried to fix it myself. No luck. / [[Mel is holding a sign that says "Out of Order"]]
/ Mel: Why are these on all of the... http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20020806 |
| Wednesday, August 07, 2002 | [[Tamara and Mel are talking in break room]]
/ Tamara: ...so after three years I finally dumped him!
/ Mel: I don't blame you! / Tamara: Now I find out he was about to propose!
/ Mel: That's his problem! You snooze, you lose. / Buddy: That's not snoozing, that's hibernation!
/ Tamara: How would... http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20020807 |
| Thursday, August 08, 2002 | [[Dewey is on the telephone]]
/ Phone patron: Tell me what's on channel 5 at 8 p.m.!
/ Dewey: No. / Phone patron: "No I can't" or "No I won't."
/ Dewey: The ambiguous "no." / Phone patron: Look it up now!
/ Dewey: My job description doesn't say, "T.V. Guide." / Phone patron: Does it say. "public... http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20020808 |
| Friday, August 09, 2002 | Bearded guy: You were *rude* to me on the phone!
/ Dewey: Ah yes, mr. Remote Control. / Bearded guy: Now I'm here. Tell me what's on T.V.
/ Dewey: The papers are there. "T.V. guide" is with the magazines. / Bearded guy: You're paid to *help* me.
/ Dewey: You're right. I'm sorry. / [[Dewey hands him a... http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20020809 |
| Saturday, August 10, 2002 | [[Mel mediates between angry patron and Dewey]]
/ Mel: What's the problem here?
/ Patron: The problem is this surly clerk! / Mel: He's not a...
/ Patron: He made me perform a simple task myself! / [[Silence]] / Patron: Wait, that didn't come out right.
/ Dewey: Do clerks get more vacation that librarians?
/ Mel:... http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20020810 |
| Sunday, August 11, 2002 | Woman patron: That table there is dirty!
/ Dewey: I'll be right there. / [[Dewey comes out of janitor's closet with cleaning supplies]] / Dewey: This? Are you kidding?
/ Woman patron: Don't you see the handprints? / Dewey: I eat off dishes dirtier than this!
/ Tamara: Omigosh! That table is ... http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20020811 |
| Monday, August 12, 2002 | [[Colleen and Tamara are talking in front of a bookshelf.]]
/ Colleen: It's simple. I take the book and just... / [[Colleen makes forceful, aggressive forward gesture with book in hand.]]
/ Colleen: Cram it down their little throats! / Tamara: Have you considered more of a "soft sell" booktalk?
/ Colleen:... http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20020812 |
| Tuesday, August 13, 2002 | Library Tip #1: Librarians are nice, but don't push it! / [[Teen girl is talking on cell phone while Dewey watches from desk]]
/ Girl: Yeah, I totally kept those books. Because I wanted to! / Girl: Nope, no fines. I never checked them out, silly! Gotta go-I need help with homework. / Girl: I... http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20020813 |
| Wednesday, August 14, 2002 | [[Man and his son are talking to Tamara in the library]]
/ Man: My son finished the summer reading program. He read fifteen books.
/ Tamara: Let's have a look! / [[Tamara looks at the paper]]
/ Tamara: Sir, these are all PICTURE BOOKS! Did he even spend an HOUR reading? / [[Man points angrily at Tamara]]
/ Man:... http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20020814 |
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