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| Achewood - December 2, 2003 | [[Ray is driving a car. He is driving that car all around Hell, with his jaunty little Alpenhorn hat. Lo and behold, there it is: KFC. We see him in the final panel, sipping on a drink (my money is on Sierra Mist), with a bag which I assume contains a four-biscuit-box and some potato wedges. The... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12022003 |
| Pat is quick to generalize | [[Teodor is working at his computer, listening to the radio.]]
/ Radio: Welcome to KPMA's Gripe of the Day! What's your gripe, caller? / Radio: Mexican people take too long gettin' in and out of cars!
/ Teodor (thinking): Hey, that sounds like Pat! / Radio: Really? I don't think I've ever-- / Radio:... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12022004 |
| Pat is quick to generalize | [[Teodor is working at his computer, listening to the radio.]]
/ Radio Show Host: Welcome to KPMA's Gripe of the Day! What's your gripe, caller? / Radio Show Caller: Mexican people take too long gettin' in and out of cars!
/ Teodor (thinking): Hey, that sounds like Pat! / Radio Show Host: Really? I... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12022004 |
| Achewood - December 2, 2005 | < http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12022005 |
| Achewood - December 3, 2001 | [[A pizza guy is delivering to Teodor and Lyle]]
/ Pizza Guy: Can you please open the door a little wider, sir?
/ Teodor: [[From behind door]] I...I'm terribly deformed. Please just leave it on the doormat. / Pizza Guy: Yes sir. That'll be $13.27.
/ Teodor: Here you go. Say, is your car an automatic? / Pizza... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12032001 |
| Achewood - December 3, 2001 | [[A pizza guy is delivering to Teodor and Lyle]]
/ Pizza Guy: Can you please open the door a little wider, sir?
/ Teodor: [[From behind door]] I...I'm terribly deformed. Please just leave it on the doormat. / Pizza Guy: Yes sir. That'll be $13.27.
/ Teodor: Here you go. Say, is your car an automatic? / Pizza... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12032001 |
| Achewood - December 3, 2001 | [[A pizza guy is delivering to Teodor and Lyle]]
/ Pizza Guy: Can you please open the door a little wider, sir?
/ Teodor: [[From behind door]] I...I'm terribly deformed. Please just leave it on the doormat. / Pizza Guy: Yes sir. That'll be $13.27.
/ Teodor: Here you go. Say, is your car an automatic? / Pizza... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12032001 |
| Achewood - December 3, 2003 | [[Hotel sign: Best Western / Vacancy.]] / < http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12032003 |
| Achewood - December 3, 2003 | [[Hotel sign: Best Western / Vacancy.]] / [[Subaru Brat parks]]
/ < http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12032003 |
| Pat is on the radio again! | Radio: This is KWDA talk radio, caller you're on the air! / Pat (on radio): I just want to say that America is a sham! It's nothing more than a system of financial penalties! / Pursuit of Happiness my ass!
/ Teodor (thinking): Hey, that's Pat again! / Radio: Get dinged on your tax return, caller? / Pat... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12032004 |
| Pat is on the radio again! | Radio: This is KWDA talk radio, caller you're on the air! / Pat (on radio): I just want to say that America is a sham! It's nothing more than a system of financial penalties! / Pat (on radio) Pursuit of Happiness my ass!
/ Teodor (thinking): Hey, that's Pat again! / Radio: Get dinged on your tax return,... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12032004 |
| Achewood § December 3, 2007 | [[Lyle is working at The Perky Pervert, Java for Freaks.]]
/ Lyle: Hey, man. Cuppa joe? / Nolan: Y-Yes, please. And... and I'll take advantage of the upgrade, please. / Nolan: In fact... would you upgrade it... forty-seven times?
/ Lyle: Sure thing, pal. / Narrator: SOON.
/ Nolan: Ooh la LA!
/ < |
| Achewood § December 3, 2009 | DRS. SMITH AND CARNABUS. -THREE- FULLY PARAFFIN CON-DOMS FOR THE GENITAL.
/ FAT MAN CONDOMS
/ the Jolly Squire
/ Daikon Club / Man how did we even create a system where we share stuff this personal with a clerk / My dad caught this football in 1973!
/ I wanted you to see it, 'cause I'm a guy who lives... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12032009 |
| Achewood - December 4, 2001 | Mr. Bear: I guess pizza men are used to that sort of thing, Téodor.
/ Téodor: Penny... / Mr. Bear: You'll meet your dear Penny. If it is meant to be, by hook or by crook you will cross paths.
/ Téodor: I hope so. / Mr. Bear: In the meantime, I'm sure that something will take your mind off this... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12042001 |
| Silk Robe | [[Mr. Bear, Téodor, and Lyle sit together on sofa. Téodor's arm is in a sling. Téodor looks forlorn.]]
/ Mr. Bear: I guess pizza men are used to that sort of thing, Téodor.
/ Téodor: Penny... / Mr. Bear: You'll meet your dear Penny. If it is meant to be, by hook or by crook you will cross paths.
/ < http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12042001 |
| Achewood - December 4, 2001 | [[Mr. Bear, Téodor, and Lyle are sitting on the couch. Téodor's left arm is in a sling. / Mr. Bear: I guess pizza men are used to that sort of thing, Téodor.
/ Téodor: Penny... / Mr. Bear: You'll meet your dear Penny. If it is meant to be, by hook or by crook you will cross paths.
/ Téodor: I hope... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12042001 |
| Achewood - December 4, 2001 | Mr. Bear: I guess pizza men are used to that sort of thing, Téodor.
/ Téodor: Penny... / Mr. Bear: You'll meet your dear Penny. If it is meant to be, by hook or by crook you will cross paths.
/ Téodor: I hope so. / Mr. Bear: In the meantime, I'm sure that something will take your mind off this... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12042001 |
| Achewood - December 4, 2002 | [[Philippe and Ultra Peanut are looking at Click Robot, a little box on two legs and with a screen and buttons on the front.]]
/ Philippe: Wow! What's that? / Ultra Peanut: This' Click Robot! He my tiny friend!
/ Philippe: Neat! What's he do? / [[Close-up of Ultra Peanut pressing one of Click Robot's... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12042002 |
| Brookside Lounge, Best Western, Hell | [[Sign: ROOM 0127 / BROOKSIDE LOUNGE / WITH / ROBERT JOHNSON / 6PM NI HTLY]] / [[Ray stands at the door of the lounge and reads the sign.]] / [[Ray extends a hand to open the door.]] / [[A shot from inside the lounge as Ray pushes open the door, throwing a shaft of light into the dark room.]] / [[Ray... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12042003 |
| Achewood - December 4, 2006 - "Meg White NAKED" | [[The sun rises over a house.]]
/ [[Téodor is asleep in front of a computer. A bottle of whiskey sits open on the desk.]]
/ [[On the screen is the result of a google search: "Your search - meg white COME ON SHOW ME HER NAKED." did not match any documents.]] / {{title text: When Google can't do something,... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12042006 |
| Achewood - December 4, 2006 - | [[The sun rises over the Onstad house.]] / [[Téodor is asleep in front of the computer. A bottle of whiskey sits open on the desk.]] / [[On the screen is the result of a Google Images search: "Your search - meg white COME ON SHOW ME HER NAKED did not match any documents."]] / {{title text: When Google... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12042006 |
| Meg White NAKED | [[The sun rises over a house.]]
/ [[Téodor is asleep in front of a computer. A bottle of whiskey sits open on the desk.]]
/ [[On the screen is the result of a google search: "Your search - meg white COME ON SHOW ME HER NAKED." did not match any documents.]] / {{title text: When Google can't do something,... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12042006 |
| Achewood - December 4, 2006 - | [[The sun rises over a house.]]
/ [[Téodor is passed out, resting on the keyboard in front of a computer. A bottle of whiskey sits open on the desk.]]
/ [[On the screen is the result of a google search: "Your search - meg white COME ON SHOW ME HER NAKED." did not match any documents.]] / {{title text:... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12042006 |
| Achewood - December 4, 2006 - Meg White NAKED | [[The sun rises over a house.]] / [[Téodor is asleep in front of a computer. A bottle of whiskey sits open on the desk.]] / [[On the screen is the result of a google image search: "Your search - meg white COME ON SHOW ME HER NAKED - did not match any documents."]] / {{title text: When Google can't... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12042006 |
| Achewood - December 4, 2006 - | [[The sun rises over a house.]]
/ [[Téodor is asleep in front of a computer. A bottle of whiskey sits open on the desk.]]
/ [[On the screen is the result of a google search: "Your search - meg white COME ON SHOW ME HER NAKED." did not match any documents.]] / {{alt text: When Google can't do something,... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12042006 |
| Achewood - December 4, 2006 - | [[The sun rises over a house.]]
/ [[Téodor is asleep in front of a computer. A bottle of whiskey sits open on the desk.]]
/ [[On the screen is the result of a google search: "Your search - meg white COME ON SHOW ME HER NAKED." did not match any documents.]] / {{title text: When Google can't do something,... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12042006 |
| Achewood - December 4, 2006 - | [[The sun rises over a house.]]
/ [[Interior. Gray dawn. Téodor is asleep in front of a computer. A bottle of whiskey sits open on the desk.]]
/ [[On the screen is the result of a google search: Your search - meg white COME ON SHOW ME HER NAKED - did not match any documents.]] / {{alt text: When Google... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12042006 |
| Achewood - December 4, 2006 - | [[The sun rises over a house.]]
/ [[Téodor is asleep in front of a computer. An empty bottle of whiskey sits open on the desk.]]
/ [[On the screen is the result of a google search: "Your search - meg white COME ON SHOW ME HER NAKED." did not match any documents.]] / {{title text: When Google can't do... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12042006 |
| Achewood - December 4, 2006 - | [[The sun rises over a house. There is a rolled-up news paper in the driveway]]
/ [[Téodor is asleep in front of a computer. A bottle of whiskey sits open on the desk.]]
/ [[On the screen is the result of a google search: "Your search - meg white COME ON SHOW ME HER NAKED." did not match any documents.]] / {{title... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12042006 |
| Achewood - December 5, 2001 (A change of operating systems) | [[Téodor in front of a computer, arms behind his back.]]
/ Téodor: The new computer's here! / [[Cornelius Bear and Philippe enter and stand beside Téodor. Philippe smiling, as usual.]]
/ Cornelius Bear: Wow, they really scrimped on this one. It doesn't even have a name. / [[Téodor's eyebrows raised,... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12052001 |
| A change of operating systems | [[Téodor in front of a computer, arms behind his back.]]
/ Téodor: The new computer's here! / [[Cornelius Bear and Philippe enter and stand beside Téodor. Philippe is smiling.]]
/ Cornelius Bear: Wow, they really scrimped on this one. It doesn't even have a name. / [[Téodor's eyebrows raised, Cornelius... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12052001 |
| Achewood - December 5, 2002 | [[Philippe looks at his Click Robot with alarm.]]
/ Ultra Peanut, not shown: PHILIPPE! What you do to Click Robot?! / [[Philippe and Ultra Peanut behold the piece of consumer electronics.]]
/ Philippe: I... I just wanted to hear him make his bathroom sound again!
/ Ultra Peanut: < http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12052002 |
| Robert Johnson Ocular Shenanigans | [[Robert Johnson sits in the dark]]
/ Robert Johnson: Ain't no people heah' boy / Robert Johnson: place is Closed
/ Robert Johnson: can't you... / [[Robert Johnson suddenly pops his eyes wide open]]
/ Robert Johnson: See / [[Ray looks startled]]
/ Ray: Whoah! How'd you DO that?!
/ Ray: Awesome! / [[Robert... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12052003 |
| Robert Johnson Ocular Shenanigans | [[Robert Johnson sits in the dark]]
/ Robert Johnson: Ain't no people heah' boy / Robert Johnson: place is Closed
/ Robert Johnson: can't you... / [[Robert Johnson suddenly pops his eyes wide open]]
/ Robert Johnson: See? / [[Ray looks startled]]
/ Ray: Whoah! How'd you DO that?!
/ Ray: Awesome! / [[Robert... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12052003 |
| Robert Johnson Ocular Shenanigans - December 5th, 2003 | [[Robert Johnson sits in the dark]]
/ Robert Johnson: Ain't no people heah' boy / Robert Johnson: place is Closed
/ Robert Johnson: can't you... / [[Robert Johnson suddenly pops his eyes wide open]]
/ Robert Johnson: See / [[Ray looks startled]]
/ Ray: Whoah! How'd you DO that?!
/ Ray: Awesome! / [[Robert... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12052003 |
| Achewood - December 5, 2005 | [[Ray is walking around in a dim-lit room wearing old timey shoes printed on paper, looking at the reader. When he notices the end of the room, he removes the paper shoes, he turns the paper feet around and procedes to walk to the other side in a similar fashion.]] / {{Alt Text: Today's strip written... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12052005 |
| Achewood - December 5, 2005 | [[Ray is walking around in a dim-lit room wearing old timey shoes printed on paper, looking at the reader. When he notices the end of the room, he removes the paper shoes, he turns the paper feet around and procedes to walk to the other side in a similar fashion.]] / {{Alt Text: Today's strip written... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12052005 |
| Achewood - December 5, 2006 | [[Beef looks sad, with a slice of toast in his mouth.]]
/ Molly: Beef, are you too depressed to finish biting through that piece of toast?
/ [[Beef raises his eyebrows.]]
/ Molly: You haven't been using that S.O.--S.A.D. lamp I got, have you?
/ [[Beef looks crushed by despair.]]
/ Molly: If I pull the toast... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12052006 |
| Achewood - December 5, 2006 | [[Beef looks sad, with a slice of toast in his mouth.]] / Molly: Beef, are you too depressed to finish biting through that piece of toast? / [[Beef raises his eyebrows.]] / Molly: You haven't been using that S.O.—S.A.D. lamp I got, have you? / [[Beef looks crushed by despair.]] / Molly: If... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12052006 |
| Achewood - December 5, 2006 | [[Beef looks sad, with a slice of toast in his mouth.]]
/ Molly: Beef, are you too depressed to finish biting through that piece of toast?
/ [[Beef raises his eyebrows.]]
/ Molly: You haven't been using that S.O.--S.A.D. lamp I got, have you?
/ [[Beef looks crushed by despair.]]
/ Molly: If I pull the toast... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12052006 |
| Achewood - December 5, 2006 | [[Beef looks sad, with a slice of toast in his mouth.]] / Molly: Beef, are you too depressed to finish biting through that piece of toast? / [[Beef raises his eyebrows.]] / Molly: You haven't been using that S.O.--S.A.D. lamp I got, have you? / [[Beef looks crushed by despair.]] / Molly: If I pull... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12052006 |
| Achewood - December 5, 2006 | [[Beef looks sad, with a slice of toast in his mouth.]]
/ Molly: Beef, are you too depressed to finish biting through that piece of toast?
/ [[Beef raises his eyebrows.]]
/ Molly: You haven't been using that S.O.--S.A.D. lamp I got, have you?
/ [[Beef looks crushed by despair.]]
/ Molly: If I pull the toast... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12052006 |
| Achewood - December 5, 2006 | [[Beef looks sad, with a slice of toast in his mouth.]] / Molly: Beef, are you too depressed to finish biting through that piece of toast? / [[Beef raises his eyebrows.]] / Molly: You haven't been using that S.O.--S.A.D. lamp I got, have you? / [[Beef looks crushed by despair.]] / Molly: If I pull... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12052006 |
| Achewood - December 5, 2006 | [[Beef looks sad, with a slice of toast in his mouth.]]
/ Molly: Beef, are you too depressed to finish biting through that piece of toast?
/ [[Beef raises his eyebrows.]]
/ Molly: You haven't been using that S.O.--S.A.D. lamp I got, have you?
/ [[Beef looks crushed by despair.]]
/ Molly: If I pull the toast... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12052006 |
| Achewood - December 5, 2006 | [[Beef looks sad, with a slice of toast in his mouth.]]
/ Molly: Beef, are you too depressed to finish biting through that piece of toast?
/ [[Beef raises his eyebrows.]]
/ Molly: You haven't been using that S.O.--S.A.D. lamp I got, have you?
/ [[Beef looks crushed by despair.]]
/ Molly: If I pull the toast... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12052006 |
| Achewood - December 5, 2006 | [[Beef looks sad, with a slice of toast in his mouth.]] / Molly; Beef, are you too depressed to finish biting through that piece of toast? / [[Beef raises his eyebrows.]] / Molly; You haven't been using that S.O.--S.A.D. lamp I got, have you? / [[Beef looks crushed by despair.]] / Molly; If I pull... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12052006 |
| Achewood - December 5, 2006 | [[Beef looks sad, with a slice of toast in his mouth.]] / Molly: Beef, are you too depressed to finish biting through that piece of toast? / [[Beef raises his eyebrows.]] / Molly: You haven't been using that S.O.--S.A.D. lamp I got, have you? / [[Beef looks crushed by despair.]] / Molly: If I pull... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12052006 |
| Achewood - December 5, 2006 | [[Beef looks sad, with a slice of toast in his mouth.]] / Molly: Beef, are you too depressed to finish biting through that piece of toast? / [[Beef raises his eyebrows.]] / Molly: You haven't been using that S.O.--S.A.D. lamp I got, have you? / [[Beef looks crushed by despair.]] / Molly: If I pull... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12052006 |
| Achewood - December 5, 2006 | [[Beef looks sad, with a slice of toast in his mouth.]] / Molly: Beef, are you too depressed to finish biting through that piece of toast? / [[Beef raises his eyebrows.]] / Molly: You haven't been using that S.O.--S.A.D. lamp I got, have you? / [[Beef looks crushed by despair.]] / Molly: If I pull... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12052006 |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12052007">http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12052007 | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Achewood § December 5, 2009 | [[Comic is a single box with a large logic tree. Transcription contains only contents of boxes, not arrow labels.]] / GO ONLINE? / WALK TO KITCHEN, PUT A DISH IN SINK, WALK BACK TO COMPUTER. / WHAT FOR: SOCIAL, ANTISOCIAL, WORK-RELATED, NEWS, YOUTUBE, SEARCH? / TWITTER FACEBOOK FLICKR MYSPACE* / RT... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12052009 |
| Achewood - December 6, 2001 | [[Todd is standing on a stool, holding a guitar, speaking into a microphone]]
/ Todd: Hi everybody, I-I-I'm Todd the Squirrel. This is a song I wrote called It's Not Awesome When Friends Die.
/ < http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12062001 |
| Todd; open mic nite | [[Todd is standing on a stool, holding a guitar, speaking into a microphone]]
/ Todd: Hi everybody, I-I-I'm Todd the Squirrel. This is a song I wrote called It's Not Awesome When Friends Die.
/ < http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12062001 |
| Achewood - December 6, 2004 | [[Taco Bell sign]] / Molly (Off Camera): How are things with Gramma K? / Beef: Oh uh I moved out on that nasty old claw and I ain't been back
/ Molly: Wow! Who's been taking care of her? / Beef (Off Camera): I left the government's number by the phone / Molly (Off Camera): Whew. I guess you went... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12062004 |
| Achewood - December 6, 2005 | Ray: Damn. Like only one cup of milk left in this bad boy, and I need to make room on the door for the new bloody mary mix. / Ray: Maybe...maybe pour it into a glass. Wait. Maybe...drink it! / Ray: Straight-up drink a glass of milk!
/ Ray: Holy hell, that is so old school! / Ray: Hold on, wait. I got... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12062005 |
| Achewood - December 6, 2006 | Cornelius Bear: Vlad, I've got to pop out for a bit .Would you mind transcribing a few racy adult videos for the SPICE Channel's closed-captioning? My shift isn't over for another hour.
/ Vlad: Is for serious? Oh, you are havink a deal, mister! Vlad born to do this job!
/ Caption: Soon.
/ Vlad typing: Dear... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12062006 |
| Vlad's SPICE gig | Cornelius Bear: Vlad, I've got to pop out for a bit. Would you mind transcribing a few racy adult videos for the SPICE Channel's closed-captioning? My shift isn't over for another hour.
/ Vlad: Is for serious? Oh, you are havink a deal, mister! Vlad born to do this job!
/ [[Soon.]]
/ Vlad typing: Dear Viewer:... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12062006 |
| Achewood - December 6, 2006 | Cornelius Bear: Vlad, I've got to pop out for a bit .Would you mind transcribing a few racy adult videos for the SPICE Channel's closed-captioning? My shift isn't over for another hour. / Vlad: Is for serious? Oh, you are havink a deal, mister! Vlad born to do this job! / Caption: Soon.
/ Vlad typing:... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12062006 |
| Achewood - December 6, 2006 | Cornelius Bear: Vlad, I've got to pop out for a bit .Would you mind transcribing a few racy adult videos for the SPICE Channel's closed-captioning? My shift isn't over for another hour. / Vlad: Is for serious? Oh, you are havink a deal, mister! Vlad born to do this job! / Caption: Soon.
/ Vlad typing:... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12062006 |
| Achewood - December 6, 2006 | Cornelius Bear: Vlad, I've got to pop out for a bit. Would you mind transcribing a few racy adult videos for the SPICE Channel's closed-captioning? My shift isn't over for another hour.
/ Vlad: Is for serious? Oh, you are havink a deal, mister! Vlad born to do this job!
/ Caption: Soon.
/ Vlad typing: Dear... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12062006 |
| Achewood - December 6, 2006 | Cornelius Bear: Vlad, I've got to pop out for a bit .Would you mind transcribing a few racy adult videos for the SPICE Channel's closed-captioning? My shift isn't over for another hour. / Vlad: Is for serious? Oh, you are havink a deal, mister! Vlad born to do this job! / Caption: Soon.
/ Vlad typing:... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12062006 |
| Achewood - December 6, 2006 | [[Cornelius Bear sitting in bed, watching TV, with a laptop on top of his lap. Vlad standing next to bed]]
/ Cornelius Bear: Vlad, I've got to pop out for a bit .Would you mind transcribing a few racy adult videos for the SPICE Channel's closed-captioning? My shift isn't over for another hour. / Vlad:... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12062006 |
| Achewood - December 6, 2006 | Cornelius Bear: Vlad, I've got to pop out for a bit .Would you mind transcribing
/ a few racy adult videos for the SPICE Channel's closed-captioning? My shift isn't over for another hour. / Vlad: Is for serious? Oh, you are havink a deal, mister! Vlad born to do this job! / Caption: Soon.
/ Vlad typing:... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12062006 |
| Achewood - December 6, 2006 | [[Cornelius in bed with keyboard; Vlad stands by bed]]
/ Cornelius Bear: Vlad, I've got to pop out for a bit .Would you mind transcribing a few racy adult videos for the SPICE Channel's closed-captioning? My shift isn't over for another hour. / Vlad: Is for serious? Oh, you are havink a deal, mister!... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12062006 |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12062007">http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12062007 | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Achewood - December 7, 2001 | [[Téodor and Lyle are sitting on the sofa watching TV. Both are holding drinks and there is a bottle of liquor between them.]]
/ Téodor: Hey, that actually seems like a pretty good knife set.
/ Lyle: Wow, 10 knives for $19.99?! / Téodor: A 50-YEAR guarantee, dude!
/ Lyle: It FELL through that onion, man. / [[Both... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12072001 |
| Cutlery ads; bourbon | [[Téodor and Lyle are sitting on the sofa watching TV. Both are holding drinks and there is a bottle of liquor between them.]]
/ Téodor: Hey, that actually seems like a pretty good knife set.
/ Lyle: Wow, 10 knives for $19.99?! / Téodor: A 50-YEAR guarantee, dude!
/ Lyle: It FELL through that onion, man. / [[Both... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12072001 |
| Achewood - December 7, 2004 | BEEEP!
/ Cornelius: Patrick? Patrick, are you there? This is Cornelius! / Cornelius: I'm back from hospital and hoping to have a word with you!
/ Pat: Oh crung! Ain't no way I can face him! / Cornelius: I'd like to invite you to lunch, so that we might come to view the accident in the same calm light.... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12072004 |
| Philippe's king equipment | [[Philippe wears a king's robes and crown and holds a candelabra. He addresses Cornelius.]]
/ Philippe: Cornelius! A pleasing dance for King Phillipe, at once! / Cornelius: Dear boy, how did you come by this costu--I say, that's geniune ermine!
/ Cornelius: Take it off before you spill fortified soda... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12072007 |
| Achewood - December 8, 2003 | Well look at you Ray Smuckles.
/ Ten AM and drunk as a lord.
/ hush
/ 'sum'bitch / Careful now boy
/ Watch y'self
/ I'm cool
/ I'm cool / < http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12082003 |
| Achewood - December 8, 2003 | Well look at you Ray Smuckles.
/ Ten AM and drunk as a lord.
/ hush
/ 'sum'bitch / Careful now boy
/ Watch y'self
/ I'm cool
/ I'm cool / [[The cat is sick]]
/ < http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12082003 |
| Nice Pete's voice actor audition | [[Nice Pete is on the phone.]]
/ Nice Pete: Hello is this KPMA radio / [[Nice Pete chews his pencil.]]
/ Nice Pete: Yes this is Peter Cropes calling for the 4:30 voice actor's audition slot
/ I hope I am not too early / [[Nice Pete looks at a stack of papers in his hand.]]
/ Nice Pete: Yes I did receive... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12082005 |
| Achewood - December 8, 2006 | "Do trees get hurt if you nail a tree house to them? Yes, but in a way that is hard to care about, says Teodor." http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12082006 |
| Achewood - December 8, 2006 | Friday Facts! / /
/ by Philippe, editor-in-chief! /
/ DID YOU KNOW... / According to Roast Beef, he was listening to “The Cars” at a stop light on Friday afternoon, and a construction guy pulled up next to him in a big truck. The guy gave him a thumbs up and then peeled out right as the light changed!... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12082006 |
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/ Vol 8 No. 7 / Friday Facts!
/ by Philippe, editor-in-chief! / [[Insert: picture of Philippe smoking a cigarette with "X" eyes.]]
/ What happens if kids smoke (die) / DID YOU KNOW... / According... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12082006 |
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