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| Achewood - January 7, 2004 | [[Phillipe is in the kitchen. Lyle enters carrying bags.]]
/ Phillipe: Oh boy! Are we having cracked crab for dinner tonight, Lyle!
/ Lyle: Yep, just gotta cook 'em and clean 'em. / [[Lyle is dumping crabs in pot]]
/ Phillipe: My favorite! / [[Lyle is putting the lid on the pot]]
/ Lyle: Goodnight, you... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=01072004 |
| Fuck You | [[Ray is sipping martini, talking on the phone]]
/ Pat (on phone): Ray, this is Pat. I need you to come over and sample my new trail mix recipe. I'll expect you in five minutes. / Ray: Not today, man. Fuck you. / [[Ray is talking to Milklin (or some salesman)]]
/ Milklin: Excuse me, sir. Can you spare... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=01072005 |
| Achewood - January 7, 2008 - Little Kid Message Board | [[Cornelius enters as Teodor is watching Philippe use a computer which has Mickey Mouse ears]]
/ Cornelius: Oh dear lord no, the boy's on the internet again?
/ Teodor: It's alright, we got him a special kid computer that can only take him to kid websites. / Cornelius: Philippe, what are you reading?
/ Philippe:... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=01072008 |
| Achewood ? January 7, 2010 | [[Title box]]
/ GREAT MOMENTS IN CINEMA PRESENTS JAMES CAMERON'S AVATAR BROUGHT TO YOU BY ROOMBA! THE ROBOTIC FLOOR VAC / [[Teodor and Roast Beef are standing on one Roomba, embracing each other.]]
/ Teodor: Jake Sully
/ Teodor: We are mated before Eywa now / Roast Beef: Jesus Christ man why we got to... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=01072010 |
| Kung Foo | [[Téodor and Lyle sit on the sofa, watching TV with drinks in hand]]
/ Téodor: Don't you ever just want to learn Kung Fu? Look at that dude! / Lyle: Kung Fu? Yeah, sure. But it's real hard to learn Kung Fu. And the lessons cost a bundle. / Téodor: It would be so awesome to know Kung Fu. DRAGON KICK!... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=01082002 |
| Kung Foo | [[Téodor and Lyle sit on the sofa, watching TV with drinks in hand]]
/ Téodor: Don't you ever just want to learn Kung Fu? Look at that dude! / Lyle: Kung Fu? Yeah, sure. But it's real hard to learn Kung Fu. And the lessons cost a bundle. / Téodor: It would be so awesome to know Kung Fu. DRAGON KICK!... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=01082002 |
| Achewood - January 8, 2003 | [[Phillipe is walking by Teodor. He is carrying a wrapped sandwich and is fat.]]
/ Teodor: Phillipe! What happened to you?!
/ Phillipe: Huh? / Teodor: How much Subway have you been eating?
/ Phillipe: Well, I eat at Lyle's Subway for breakfast, and Vlad's for lunch, and Todd's for dinner... / Phillipe:... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=01082003 |
| Achewood - January 8, 2003 | [[Phillipe is walking by Teodor. He is carrying a wrapped sandwich and is fat.]]
/ Teodor: Phillipe! What happened to you?!
/ Phillipe: Huh? / Teodor: How much Subway have you been eating?
/ Phillipe: Well, I eat at Lyle's Subway for breakfast, and Vlad's for lunch, and Todd's for dinner... / Phillipe:... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=01082003 |
| Achewood - January 8, 2004 | [[Teodor is at the computer. Cornelius Bear aproaches him.
/ Cornelius Bear: What are you working on, Tèodor?
/ [[Teodor gets suprised]]
/ Teodor: Oh, check it out! I'm making a fake Yahoo Personals ad for Ray!
/ [[Cornelius takes a sip from his drink]] / [[Computer screen]]
/ Step 2: Likes/Dislikes
/ The... http://achewood.com/?date=01082004 |
| Achewood - January 8, 2004 | [[Teodor is at the computer. Cornelius Bear aproaches him.
/ Cornelius Bear: What are you working on, Tèodor?
/ [[Teodor gets suprised]]
/ Teodor: Oh, check it out! I'm making a fake Yahoo Personals ad for Ray!
/ [[Cornelius takes a sip from his drink]] / [[Computer screen]]
/ Step 2: Likes/Dislikes
/ The... http://achewood.com/?date=01082004 |
| Achewood - January 8, 2004 | [[Teodor is at the computer. Cornelius Bear aproaches him.
/ Cornelius Bear: What are you working on, Tèodor?
/ [[Teodor gets suprised]]
/ Teodor: Oh, check it out! I'm making a fake Yahoo Personals ad for Ray!
/ [[Cornelius takes a sip from his drink]] / [[Computer screen]]
/ Step 2: Likes/Dislikes
/ The... http://achewood.com/?date=01082004 |
| Achewood - January 8, 2004 | [[Mr. Bear approaches Teodor who is using the computer]]
/ Mr. Bear: What are you working on, Teodor? / Teodor: Oh, check it out! I'm making a fake Yahoo Personals ad for Ray!
/ < http://achewood.com/index.php?date=01082004 |
| Achewood - January 8, 2004 | [[Mr. Bear approaches Teodor who is using the computer]]
/ Mr. Bear: What are you working on, Teodor? / Teodor: Oh, check it out! I'm making a fake Yahoo Personals ad for Ray!
/ < http://achewood.com/index.php?date=01082004 |
| Achewood - January 8, 2007 | [[ gray screen]] "aww yeah, man. hooray" / [[gray screen with smoke drifting]] "hooray for some guys." / [[Teodor coughing on a hit, mellowed out]] / Teodor: So what's the deal with this band of theirs? / Ray: Nice Pete sings these really bonkers lyrics over a bass line. It's like that black... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=01082007 |
| Van Practice | [[We see Téodor and Mr. Bear. Téodor holds a stopwatch.]]
/ Mr. Bear: What's with all the asparagus?
/ Téodor: It's for Todd. / Todd's voice: Quit yappin' and get ready, Téodor! This one's gonna be good!
/ Téodor: Go, then! / [[Todd's van slaloms through upright asparagus]]
/ < http://achewood.com/index.php?date=01092002 |
| Achewood - January 9, 2003 | [[Roast Beef is helping the drunk Ray walk. At the bar, Showbiz sees him.]]
/ Showbiz: RAY?! I didn't know YOU were here! Let's get this party started!
/ Roast Beef: Look uh Showbiz Ray is in pretty bad shape
/ Roast Beef: You know any place we could go to freshen up for the night / Showbiz: Hey RAY! 'Member... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=01092003 |
| Achewood - January 9, 2003 | [[Roast Beef is helping the drunk Ray walk. At the bar, Showbiz sees him.]]
/ Showbiz: RAY?! I didn't know YOU were here! Let's get this party started!
/ Roast Beef: Look uh Showbiz Ray is in pretty bad shape
/ Roast Beef: You know any place we could go to freshen up for the night / Showbiz: Hey RAY! 'Member... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=01092003 |
| Achewood - January 9, 2003 | [[Roast Beef is helping the drunk Ray walk. At the bar, Showbiz sees him.]]
/ Showbiz: RAY?! I didn't know YOU were here! Let's get this party started!
/ Roast Beef: Look uh Showbiz Ray is in pretty bad shape
/ Roast Beef: You know any place we could go to freshen up for the night / Showbiz: Hey RAY! 'Member... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=01092003 |
| Achewood - January 9, 2003 | [[Roast Beef is helping the drunk Ray walk. At the bar, Showbiz sees him.]]
/ Showbiz: RAY?! I didn't know YOU were here! Let's get this party started!
/ Roast Beef: Look uh Showbiz Ray is in pretty bad shape
/ Roast Beef: You know any place we could go to freshen up for the night / Showbiz: Hey RAY! 'Member... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=01092003 |
| Achewood - January 9, 2003 | [[Roast Beef is helping the drunk Ray walk. At the bar, Showbiz sees him.]]
/ Showbiz: RAY?! I didn't know YOU were here! Let's get this party started!
/ Roast Beef: Look uh Showbiz Ray is in pretty bad shape
/ Roast Beef: You know any place we could go to freshen up for the night / Showbiz: Hey RAY! 'Member... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=01092003 |
| Achewood - January 9, 2004 | [[Ray standing in his pool, with phone to his ear]]
/ Ray: You found what, Teodor? / Ray: Naw, Man! I don't use no chumpy Yahoo personals. Talk about your people who eat nachos at every meal! / [[Close up of Ray's face, phone to his ear]]
/ Ray: Of COURSE I think that people who use Yahoo Personals eat... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=01092004 |
| Achewood - January 9, 2004 | [[Ray standing in his pool, with phone to his ear]]
/ Ray: You found what, Teodor? / Ray: Naw, man! I don't use no chumpy Yahoo Personals! Talk about your people who eat Nachos at every meal! / [[Close up of Ray's face, phone to his ear]]
/ Ray: Of COURSE I think that people who use Yahoo Personals eat... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=01092004 |
| Achewood - January 9, 2004 | [[Ray standing in his pool, with phone to his ear]]
/ Ray: You found what, Teodor? / Ray: Naw, Man! I don't use no chumpy Yahoo personals. Talk about your people who eat nachos at every meal! / [[Close up of Ray's face, phone to his ear]]
/ Ray: Of COURSE I think that people who use Yahoo Personals eat... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=01092004 |
| Achewood - January 9, 2007 | [[Teodor and Ray are stoned]]
/ Teodor: THE BOILING LOG / THAT CRUSHED THE ORC / DID BEAR THE WIZARD'S HEX! / Ray: Say, man! Why not set this stuff to a hip-hop beat! / Teodor: Dude, did you just invent... hip-hobbit? / Ray: I...I think I did, dude! Daaamn! Look at this man! / [[Ray points to self]] / Teodor:... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=01092007 |
| Achewood - January 9, 2007 | [[Teodor and Ray are bleary eyed and stoned]]
/ Teodor: THE BOILING LOG / THAT CRUSHED THE ORC / DID BEAR THE WIZARD'S HEX! / Ray: Say, man! Why not set this stuff to a hip-hop beat! / Teodor: Dude, did you just invent... hip-hobbit? / Ray: I...I think I did, dude! Daaamn! Look at this man! / [[Ray... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=01092007 |
| Achewood - January 9, 2007 | [[Teodor and Ray are stoned]]
/ Teodor: THE BOILING LOG / THAT CRUSHED THE ORC / DID BEAR THE WIZARD'S HEX! / Ray: Say, man! Why not set this stuff to a hip-hop beat! / Teodor: Dude, did you just invent... hip-hobbit? / Ray: I...I think I did, dude! Daaamn! Look at this man! / [[Ray points to himself]] / Teodor:... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=01092007 |
| Achewood - January 9, 2008 | [[Ray is seated stage left reading a newspaper, Roast Beef is standing stage right with a beer in his hand, looking sympathetic]] Roast Beef: So I heard you're monk dimin' Ray that is rough miles / Have you looked into Rogaine and plugs such as that / Ray: At first, yeah. It was hard to come to where... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=01092008 |
| The dirtiest dudes in town | [[T?odor approaches three cats standing together]]
/ T?odor: What's up, fellas?
/ Pat: We be talkin' dirty! / T?odor: Oh, man! I want in on that! / Pat: Do you think you can hang with the dirtiest dudes in town? / T?odor: Sure!
/ Pat: Then say the dirtiest thing you can. / [[T?odor says something dirty,... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=01102002 |
| The dirtiest dudes in town | [[T?odor approaches three cats standing together]]
/ T?odor: What's up, fellas?
/ Pat: We be talkin' dirty! / T?odor: Oh, man! I want in on that! / Pat: Do you think you can hang with the dirtiest dudes in town? / T?odor: Sure!
/ Pat: Then say the dirtiest thing you can. / [[T?odor says something dirty,... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=01102002 |
| The dirtiest dudes in town | [[T?odor approaches three cats standing together]]
/ T?odor: What's up, fellas?
/ Pat: We be talkin' dirty! / T?odor: Oh, man! I want in on that! / Pat: Do you think you can hang with the dirtiest dudes in town? / T?odor: Sure!
/ Pat: Then say the dirtiest thing you can. / [[T?odor says something dirty,... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=01102002 |
| Hi Grandma! | [[PREFACE. I have recently been informed that my grandmother has found out about my strip and plans to start reading it. Please enjoy our new format.]] / Teodor: What are you doing, Philippe?
/ Philippe: I'm studying about my family! / Teodor: Oh! That's good!
/ Philippe: I know! It's important! / Teodor:... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=01102003 |
| It's a Go (To)fuck Yourself Monday | [[Ray is sitting at his computer, talking on the phone, martini class at his side]]
/ Ray: Pat! Why'd you send me an "E-vite" just to come over for lunch? / Ray: Why you think you need to document my reply? You think I'm gonna say yes and then bail? / Ray: No I didn't! I never bailed on you for lunch... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=01102005 |
| It's a Go (To)fuck Yourself Monday | [[Ray is sitting at his computer, talking on the phone, martini glass at his side]]
/ Ray: Pat! Why'd you send me an "E-vite" just to come over for lunch? / [[Pat replies off-mike]] / Ray: Why you think you need to document my reply? You think I'm gonna say yes and then bail? / Ray: No I didn't! I... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=01102005 |
| It's a Go (To)fuck Yourself Monday | [[Ray is sitting at his computer, talking on the phone, martini glass at his side]] / Ray: Pat! Why'd you send me an "E-vite" just to come over for lunch? / Ray: Why you think you need to document my reply? You think I'm gonna say yes and then bail? / Ray: No I didn't! I never bailed on you for lunch... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=01102005 |
| Helicopter Head Chop Off | [[Ray is looking at something on his computer.]]
/ Ray: Hey Beef! Come look at this picture of a guy who got killed by a helicopter! / [[Roast Beef is in another room, reading. He looks up from his book.]] / [[Roast Beef looks back down at his book.]] / [[Ray looks at the screen and is slightly grossed... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=01102006 |
| Achewood - Chillin' by the window - January 11, 2002 | [[Ray and Roast Beef (though as yet un-named) stand outside smoking]]
/ Roast Beef: How was poker last night?
/ Ray: I won fifty-eight bucks off the dog! That stupid bastard. / Roast Beef: Hah! Was he wearing that retarded sweater?
/ Ray: Of course! / [[Lyle appears at a window]]
/ Lyle: Hey guys, I'm... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=01112002 |
| Achewood - January 11, 2005 | [[Ray has just swung his legs to the floor from his double bed]] Ray: Yaaaaaaaawn! Yawn yawn yawny-yawn! / Ray: Oh, that's right! I put 2,000 Flushes in the toilet last night! I can't wait to see the great blue color that it made! / [[Ray is walking down his hallway]] Ray: Hooray, man! Today already... http://achewood.com/?date=01112005 |
| Achewood - January 11, 2005 | [[Ray awakens one fine morning]]
/ Ray: Yaaaaaaawn! Yawn yawn yawny-yawn! / Ray: Oh, that's right!
/ Ray: I put 2,000 Flushes in the toilet last night! I can't wait to see the great blue color that it made! / [[Ray hustles down the hallway]]
/ Ray: Hooray, man! Today already rocks! / [[Ray enters... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=01112005 |
| Achewood - January 11, 2005 | [[Ray awakens one fine morning]]
/ Ray: Yaaaaaaawn! Yawn yawn yawny-yawn! / Ray: Oh, that's right!
/ Ray: I put 2,000 Flushes in the toilet last night! I can't wait to see the great blue color that it made! / [[Ray hustles down the hallway]]
/ Ray: Hooray, man! Today already rocks! / [[Ray enters... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=01112005 |
| Todd's Ana-Tomix | Todd: R-R-Ray! I need six million bucks!
/ Ray: Excuse me, Todd? / Todd: T-T-Ta start this company I been dreamin' of! Ana-Tomix Car Concepts! I'm comin' to you first! / Ray: Anatomical car concepts, huh. Like those fake nutbags they got for hangin' off trailer hitches? / Todd: Yeah! Yeah! 'zzzackly!... http://achewood.com/?date=01112006 |
| Todd's Ana-Tomix | Todd: R-R-Ray! I need six million bucks!
/ Ray: Excuse me, Todd? / Todd: T-T-Ta start this company I been dreamin' of! Ana-Tomix Car Concepts! I'm comin' to you first! / Ray: Anatomical car concepts, huh. Like those fake nutbags they got for hangin' off trailer hitches? / Todd: Yeah! Yeah! 'zzzackly!... http://achewood.com/?date=01112006 |
| Achewood - January 11, 2006 | TODD: R-R-Ray! I need six million bucks!
/ RAY: Excuse me, Todd? / TODD: T-T-Ta start this company I been dreamin' of! Ana-Tomix Car Concepts! I'm comin' to you first! / RAY: Anatomical car concepts, huh. Like those fake nutbags they got for hangin' off trailer hitches? / TODD: Yeah! Yeah! 'zzzackly!... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=01112006 |
| Achewood - January 11, 2007 | [[Nice Pete in foreground, cringing with pipe and lighter in hand, listening to Teodor and Ray in the far background; all are still on the roof.]]
/ Teodor: HIDDEN IN HIS LABYRINTH, HE DINED ON COELACANTH! / [[Ray, beat-boxing.]]
/ Ray: uh-pfuh / Ray: uh-pssssh / Ray: uh-pfuh / Ray: uh-pssssh / [[Ray... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=01112007 |
| Achewood - January 11, 2007 | [[Nice Pete in foreground, cringing with pipe and lighter in hand, listening to Teodor and Ray in the far background; all are still on the roof.]]
/ Teodor: HIDDEN IN HIS LABYRINTH, HE DINED ON COELACANTH! / [[Ray, beat-boxing.]]
/ Ray: uh-pfuh / Ray: uh-pssssh / Ray: uh-pfuh / Ray: uh-pssssh / [[Ray... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=01112007 |
| Achewood - January 11, 2007 | [[Nice Pete in foreground, cringing with pipe and lighter in hand, listening to Teodor and Ray in the far background; all are still on the roof.]]
/ Teodor: HIDDEN IN HIS LABYRINTH, HE DINED ON COELACANTH! / [[Ray, beat-boxing.]]
/ Ray: uh-pfuh / Ray: uh-pssssh / Ray: uh-pfuh / Ray: uh-pssssh / [[Ray... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=01112007 |
| Achewood - January 11, 2007 | [[Nice Pete in foreground, cringing with pipe and lighter in hand, listening to Teodor and Ray in the far background; all are still on the roof.]]
/ Teodor: HIDDEN IN HIS LABYRINTH, HE DINED ON COELACANTH! / [[Ray, beat-boxing.]]
/ Ray: uh-pfuh / Ray: uh-pssssh / Ray: uh-pfuh / Ray: uh-pssssh / [[Ray... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=01112007 |
| Achewood - January 11, 2007 | [[Nice Pete in foreground, cringing with pipe and lighter in hand, listening to Teodor and Ray in the far background; all are still on the roof.]]
/ Teodor: HIDDEN IN HIS LABYRINTH, HE DINED ON COELACANTH! / [[Ray, beat-boxing.]]
/ Ray: uh-pfuh / Ray: uh-pssssh / Ray: uh-pfuh / Ray: uh-pssssh / [[Ray... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=01112007 |
| Achewood - January 11, 2007 | [[Nice Pete in foreground, cringing with pipe and lighter in hand, listening to Teodor and Ray in the far background; all are still on the roof.]]
/ Teodor: HIDDEN IN HIS LABYRINTH, HE DINED ON COELACANTH! / [[Ray, beat-boxing.]]
/ Ray: uh-pfuh / Ray: uh-pssssh / Ray: uh-pfuh / Ray: uh-pssssh / [[Ray... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=01112007 |
| Achewood - January 11, 2007 | [[Nice Pete in foreground, cringing with pipe and lighter in hand, listening to Teodor and Ray in the far background; all are still on the roof.]]
/ Teodor: HIDDEN IN HIS LABYRINTH, HE DINED ON COELACANTH! / [[Ray, beat-boxing.]]
/ Ray: uh-pfuh / Ray: uh-pssssh / Ray: uh-pfuh / Ray: uh-pssssh / [[Ray... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=01112007 |
| Achewood - January 11, 2007 | [[Nice Pete in foreground, cringing with pipe and lighter in hand, listening to Teodor and Ray in the far background; all are still on the roof.]]
/ Teodor: HIDDEN IN HIS LABYRINTH, HE DINED ON COELACANTH! / [[Ray, beat-boxing.]]
/ Ray: uh-pfuh / Ray: uh-pssssh / Ray: uh-pfuh / Ray: uh-pssssh / [[Ray... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=01112007 |
| Achewood - January 11, 2007 | [[Nice Pete in foreground, cringing with pipe and lighter in hand, listening to Teodor and Ray in the far background; all are still on the roof.]]
/ Teodor: HIDDEN IN HIS LABYRINTH, HE DINED ON COELACANTH! / [[Ray, beat-boxing.]]
/ Ray: uh-pfuh / Ray: uh-pssssh / Ray: uh-pfuh / Ray: uh-pssssh / [[Ray... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=01112007 |
| Achewood - January 11, 2007 | [[Nice Pete in foreground, cringing with pipe and lighter in hand, listening to Teodor and Ray in the far background; all are still on the roof.]]
/ Teodor: HIDDEN IN HIS LABYRINTH, HE DINED ON COELACANTH! / [[Ray, beat-boxing.]]
/ Ray: uh-pfuh / Ray: uh-pssssh / Ray: uh-pfuh / Ray: uh-pssssh / [[Ray... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=01112007 |
| Achewood - January 11, 2007 | [[Nice Pete in foreground, cringing with pipe and lighter in hand, listening to Teodor and Ray in the far background; all are still on the roof.]]
/ Teodor: HIDDEN IN HIS LABYRINTH, HE DINED ON COELACANTH! / [[Ray, beat-boxing.]]
/ Ray: uh-pfuh / Ray: uh-pssssh / Ray: uh-pfuh / Ray: uh-pssssh / [[Ray... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=01112007 |
| Achewood - January 11, 2007 | [[Nice Pete in foreground, cringing with pipe and lighter in hand, listening to Teodor and Ray in the far background; all are still on the roof.]]
/ Teodor: HIDDEN IN HIS LABYRINTH, HE DINED ON COELACANTH! / [[Ray, beat-boxing.]]
/ Ray: uh-pfuh / Ray: uh-pssssh / Ray: uh-pfuh / Ray: uh-pssssh / [[Ray... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=01112007 |
| Achewood - January 11, 2007 | [[Nice Pete in foreground, cringing with pipe and lighter in hand, listening to Teodor and Ray in the far background; all are still on the roof.]]
/ Teodor: HIDDEN IN HIS LABYRINTH, HE DINED ON COELACANTH! / [[Ray, beat-boxing.]]
/ Ray: uh-pfuh / Ray: uh-pssssh / Ray: uh-pfuh / Ray: uh-pssssh / [[Ray... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=01112007 |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://achewood.com/index.php?date=01112008">http://achewood.com/index.php?date=01112008 | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Achewood - January 12, 2004 | [[Ray is talking to Roast Beef on a cell phone, a bruise on his cheek and a martini glass in hand]]
/ Ray: Beef, you gotta help me!
/ I got my ass beat down by almost seven Puerto Rican chicks today! / Roast Beef, over phone: Did you provoke them?
/ Ray: Naw, man! They read that fake Yahoo personals ad... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=01122004 |
| Achewood - January 12, 2004 | [[Ray is talking to Roast Beef on a cell phone, a bruise on his cheek and a martini glass in hand]]
/ Ray: Beef, you gotta help me!
/ I got my ass beat down by almost seven Puerto Rican chicks today! / Roast Beef, over phone: Did you provoke them?
/ Ray: Naw, man! They read that fake Yahoo personals ad... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=01122004 |
| Achewood - January 12, 2005 | [[Ray is seated on an upturned bucket between the toilet and the wall, on the cistern to his left, his martini, also an old school stereo playing tunes. Todd is in front of the toilet, drink in hand, Roast Beef is standing to the other side, drinking a beer next to a small barbeque, that has sizzling... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=01122005 |
| Achewood - January 12, 2005 | [[Ray is seated on an upturned bucket between the toilet and the wall. On the cistern to his left, his martini, also an old-school portable stereo playing tunes. Todd is in front of the toilet, drink in hand, and Roast Beef is standing to the other side drinking a beer next to a hibachi with various... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=01122005 |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://achewood.com/?date=01122006">http://achewood.com/?date=01122006 | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Achewood - January 12, 2007 - Nice Pete's iKill | [[An iMac sits next to a nondescript white box on a table. An error dialog is on the screen.]] / [[The white box is revealed to have a blade sticking out of it and a belt attached to strap it to something or someone.]] / [[Nice Pete reads a manual with an eyebrow raised.]] / [[Ray and Téodor are restrained... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=01122007 |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://achewood.com/?date=01122009">http://achewood.com/?date=01122009 | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Achewood - January 13, 2003 | [[Ray, Roast Beef and Showbiz stand outside of Louis XIV, a fancy restaurant.]]
/ Ray: Dang, this place looks fancy! / Ray: Come on guys--- Fanciest Dinner In The World! My treat! I'm serious! / Showbiz: This place ain't no good! It's got... uh... it's got... / Showbiz: This lady got... like... two... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=01132003 |
| Achewood - January 13, 2004 | [[Roast Beef, in silhouette, at his computer and smoking a cigarette]] / Roast Beef [[thinking]]: First part of any good hack is through misdirection / Roast Beef [[thinking]]: Gonna rain down a DOS storm from some false Brunein IPs / Roast Beef [[thinking]]: Scan all ports in reverse Fibonacci sequence... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=01132004 |
| The Yahoo Ham Hack | [[Roast Beef, in silhouette, at his computer and smoking a cigarette]] / Roast Beef [[thinking]]: First part of any good hack is through misdirection / Roast Beef [[thinking]]: Gonna rain down a DOS storm from some false Brunein IPs / Roast Beef [[thinking]]: Scan all ports in reverse Fibonacci sequence... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=01132004 |
| Todd Shanks Pat | [[Ray, Pat, Teodor, Roast Beef, and Todd are all hanging out in Ray's bathroom, enjoying some meats on the grill, drinking fine liquors, and admiring Ray's blue toilet water.]]
/ Ray: Heyyyy, who invited Pat?
/ Pat: Very funny, Ray. Here, I brought some of my homemade chocolate-covered cherries. / Roast... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=01132005 |
| Todd Shanks Pat | [[Ray, Pat, Teodor, Roast Beef, and Todd are all hanging out in Ray's bathroom, enjoying some meats on the grill, drinking fine liquors, and admiring Ray's blue toilet water. Music plays from a boom box perched on the toilet tank.]]
/ Ray: Heyyyy, who invited Pat?
/ Pat: Very funny, Ray. Here, I brought... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=01132005 |
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