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| Achewood - March 25, 2002 | Woman: You didn't!
/ Cornelius: Yes, yes...I'm afraid that was one of mine. / Woman: This is so unreal! That used to be my absolute favorite book!
/ Cornelius: Do...do you think you still remember how many whales the ocean has? / [[Book cover: So Many Whales by Cornelius Bear]] http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03252002 |
| The Party: Day X | [[Cornelius Bear is talking with a girl bear at a party]]
/ Girl bear: You didn't!
/ Cornelius: Yes, yes... I'm afraid that was one of mine. / Girl bear: This is so unreal! That used to be my absolute favorite book!
/ Cornelius: Do... do you think you still remember how many whales the ocean has? / [[A... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03252002 |
| Achewood - March 25, 2002 | < http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03252002 |
| Achewood - March 25, 2002 | [[Cornelius and a Woman bear stand with drinks, music notes overhead.]]
/ Woman: You didn't!
/ Cornelius: Yes, yes...I'm afraid that was one of mine. / [[Close up on the two of them]]
/ Woman: This is so unreal! That used to be my absolute favorite book!
/ Cornelius: Do...do you think you still remember... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03252002 |
| Achewood - March 25, 2002 | Woman: You didn't!
/ Cornelius: Yes, yes...I'm afraid that was one of mine. / Woman: This is so unreal! That used to be my absolute favorite book!
/ Cornelius: Do...do you think you still remember how many whales the ocean has? / [[Book cover: So Many Whales by Cornelius Bear]] / {{It's not funny, it's... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03252002 |
| Achewood - March 25, 2002 | [[Music plays in the background.]]
/ Woman: You didn't!
/ Cornelius: Yes, yes...I'm afraid that was one of mine. / Woman: This is so unreal! That used to be my absolute favorite book!
/ Cornelius: Do...do you think you still remember how many whales the ocean has? / [[Book cover: So Many Whales by Cornelius... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03252002 |
| Achewood - March 25, 2003 | Todd: Whee ooh!
/ Teodor: No, you're too drunk to drive. / Teodor: Phillipe, you need to be the designated driver for Todd tonight. / Phillipe: But I don't even have my learner's permit and I maybe don't think I can fit inside Todd's van... / [[Teodor reaches into the back of Todd's van]]
/ Teodor:... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03252003 |
| Achewood - March 25, 2004 | LYLE: [[in a note]] Ray-- Hey loser! You wouldn't wake up so we ditched you. We'll be back late. You're an idiot, [[signed]] Lyle. / RAY: [[thinks]] Huh! I got a "me" day all alone in Berlin! / RAY: [[thinks]] Let's see how well a dude can get around without speakin' a word of German! / NARRATOR:... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03252004 |
| Achewood - March 25, 2005 | Catholic Recipes / < http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03252005 |
| Achewood § March 25, 2009 Ray on the Vlad Show | Vlad: So, Ray. Recently you get phone call from toughest guy in universe... who is also, surprisinkly, your father.
/ Ray: Yeah, man. He pocket-dialed me. I was still nervous, though. / Vlad: Are you callink back his number after? To make connect? / Ray: Naw, man. It... he's the kind of dude where you... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03252009 |
| Achewood - March 26, 2002 | {{Continuing on from previous strip in a series of strips about a party Téodor is holding for his friends}} / [[A classy lady-bear, replete with horn-rims and cigarette, faces Cornelius engaged in conversation, both are relaxed]] / Lady: So you're the one who wrote "So Many Whales"! I can't believe... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03262002 |
| Achewood - March 26, 2002 | {{Continuing on from previous strip in a series of strips about a party Téodor is holding for his friends}} / [[A classy lady-bear, replete with horn-rims and cigarette, faces Cornelius engaged in conversation, both are relaxed]] / Lady: So you're the one who wrote "So Many Whales"! I can't believe... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03262002 |
| The Party: Day XI | {{Continuing on from previous strip in a series of strips about a party Téodor is holding for his friends}} / [[A classy lady-bear, replete with horn-rims and cigarette, faces Cornelius engaged in conversation, both are relaxed]] / Lady: So you're the one who wrote "So Many Whales"! I can't believe... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03262002 |
| Achewood - March 26, 2003 | {{guest strip by SAM HENDERSON}} / [[Teodor holds an umbrella]]
/ Teodor: Allow me to introduce my new invention, the "cumbrella." / [[Teodor opens cumbrella]] / Teodor: It's for keeping the cum off you when you walk down the street! / Ray: That's the stupidest thing I've ever seen!
/ Lyle: The only... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03262003 |
| Achewood - March 26, 2004 | [[Ray is standing next to a Hr. Currywurst, checking his thong and holding a cup of soda.]]
/ Ray: [thinking] Where's my...DAMN! I forgot my room key!
/ Just my luck! A nasty chill is settin' in and my North Face is all locked up in that rental apartment. / [[A view of the same scene from further away... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03262004 |
| Achewood - March 26, 2007 | [[Téodor walks home alone from Ray's place. He looks at the DVD case he's holding in his hands.]]
/ Téodor: Jesus, why was he being so weird about this video? / [[Téodor sits down on his couch and looks at the disc that he's removed from the DVD case.]]
/ Téodor: [[thinking to himself]] Whoah! "Oskar... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03262007 |
| Achewood - March 26, 2007 | [[Téodor walks home alone from Ray's place. He looks at the DVD case he's holding in his hands.]]
/ Téodor: Jesus, why was he being so weird about this video? / [[Téodor sits down on his couch and looks at the disc that he's removed from the DVD case.]]
/ Téodor: [[thinking to himself]] Whoah! "Oskar... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03262007 |
| Achewood - March 26, 2007 | [[Téodor walks home alone from Ray's place. He looks at the DVD case he's holding in his hands.]]
/ Téodor: Jesus, why was he being so weird about this video? / [[Téodor sits down on his couch and looks at the disc that he's removed from the DVD case.]]
/ Téodor: [[thinking to himself]] Whoah! "Oskar... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03262007 |
| Achewood - March 26, 2008 | Beef: Huh well look at that they got magazine ads for breast implants these days / Beef: I wonder if Molly would ever get some of these I mean that would probably rock on the whole / [[Magazine text]]
/ FULL DISCLOSURE
/ IMPORTANT FACTORS THAT YOU SHOULD CONSIDER WHEN CHOOSING BREAST IMPLANTS
/ Primary... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03262008 |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03262010">http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03262010 | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Achewood - March 27, 2002 | [[Philippe is Drawing a Picture for Ultra Peanut]]
/ Philippe: Here. / Philippe: Philippe! See, that's me. / [[Philippe has written his name and a picture of himself]] / Philippe: Now it's your turn.
/ Ultra Peanut: [Kanji] / [[Ultra Peanut is drawing]] / [[Philippe is in thought about what Ultra... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03272002 |
| Achewood - March 27, 2002 | [[Philippe is Drawing a Picture for Ultra Peanut]]
/ Philippe: Here. / Philippe: Philippe! See, that's me. / [[Philippe has written his name and a picture of himself]] / Philippe: Now it's your turn.
/ Ultra Peanut: [Kanji] / [[Ultra Peanut is drawing]] / [[Philippe thinks about what Ultra Peanut's... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03272002 |
| Achewood - March 27, 2003 | {{guest strip by JEFF ROWLAND}} / Lie Bot: Philippe, how would you like to play a game of checkers with me??
/ Phillippe: What's checkers?
/ Lie Bot: High five! We begin now, Phillippe! / [[Lie Bot and Phillippe playing checkers]]
/ Caption: The future
/ Lie Bot: You see, I have the advantage because I... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03272003 |
| Achewood - March 27, 2007 | MEANWHILE, IN A NEARBY TOWN
/ [[Sign Reading "SUPER 8 MOTEL"]] / [[Outside shot of the Hotel]]
/ Pat: Hah! "Series of lectures." Boy did I have HIM going!
/ Pat: Alright Steve, let's Party. / [[Pat, Pulling the DVD from inside his vest]]
/ Pat:That's right, Steve. I rented the rooms on either side, just... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03272007 |
| Achewood - March 27, 2007 | [["MEANWHILE, IN A NEARBY TOWN"]]
/ [[Sign Reading "SUPER 8 MOTEL"]] / [[Outside shot of the Hotel]]
/ Pat: Hah! "Series of lectures." Boy did I have HIM going!
/ Pat: Alright Steve, let's Party. / [[Pat, Pulling the DVD from inside his vest]]
/ Pat:That's right, Steve. I rented the rooms on either side,... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03272007 |
| Achewood - March 27, 2008 | Ray: I don't care what this reporter says, Andre Agassi is butt ugly!
/ Roast Beef: Calm down, dude. Switch to the next article or something / Ray: Oh, you're right I'm just settin' myself up for failure readin' this same one over and over again / < http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03272008 |
| Achewood § March 27, 2009 | Vlad: So, Pat, tell me how it is goink since last we speak. Rod is good? You are finally choosink new wallpaper for half-bath in the front hall? / Pat: Yes, yes. Thank you. Rod is good. Lately we've been doing a lot of puzzles, actually. It's become kind of an obsession. / Pat: In fact, I've even begun... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03272009 |
| Achewood - March 28, 2002 | Ray: Whoah, Todd! What the hell?
/ [[Stink rises from Todd as he laughs.]] / Ray: Let's go check out the dance floor, fellows.
/ Pat: Dig.
/ [[Todd continues to laugh]] / [[Todd continues to laugh]] / [[On the dance floor. Music plays.]]
/ Ray: One...two...three... / [[Ray, Roast Beef, and Pat begin... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03282002 |
| Achewood - March 28, 2003 Guest Artist: John Allison | [[Los Angeles, California, 1971]] / [[A sign says "Beach Boys Recording Session]]
/ I can't believe I won the competition to meet the Beach Boys. They're my favourite band in the whole world. / Well hello there Philippe. I'm Mike Love, world famous lead singer of the Beach Boys. Would you like to... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03282003 |
| Achewood - March 28, 2003 Guest Artist: John Allison | {{Guest strip by John Allison}} / [[Title: Los Angeles, California, 1971]] / [[Sign on the wall: "Beach Boys Recording Session" and an arrow in the direction Philippe is walking.]]
/ Philippe: I can't believe I won the competition to meet the Beach Boys. They're my favourite band in the whole world. / Pat... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03282003 |
| Achewood - March 28, 2004 | [[Ray is shivering]]
/ Ray (thinking): Everybody else was studyin' the German phrasebook on the plane . . . / Ray (thinking): But NOOOOO, not Ray! Ray spent the whole time lookin' at the damn SkyMall catalog! / [[ Ray has an idea! ]] / [[ He goes to a Der Spiegel newspaper rack and starts folding papers.... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03282004 |
| Uncle George's | [[Ray and Roast Beef are speeding away from the Great Outdoor Fight grounds on their motorcycle, having burned it to the ground]] / Ray: Beef! BEEF! We...I never got to talk with my dad! / Roast Beef: Conditions did not favor it no / Ray: Still, man! How am I ever gonna find him again? / Roast Beef:... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03282006 |
| Uncle George's | [[Ray and Roast Beef are speeding away from the Great Outdoor Fight grounds on their motorcycle, having burned it to the ground]] / Ray: Beef! BEEF! We...I never got to talk with my dad! / Roast Beef: Conditions did not favor it no / Ray: Still, man! How am I ever gonna find him again? / Roast Beef:... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03282006 |
| Achewood - March 28, 2007 | [[Ray sitting on couch watching gay porn, Roast Beef standing behind couch looking visibly shaken]]
/ Roast Beef: Oh my god dude what are you doing sitting around watching gay porn like it was just a basic day! / [[Ray turns head to look at Roast Beef]]
/ Ray: Huh? Oh, hey Beef.
/ Ray: I lost my copy of... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03282007 |
| Achewood - March 28, 2008 | Roast Beef: What you watchin' T / Téodor: Some documentary on Laika, that dog the Russians shot into space.
/ Téodor: I wonder what was going through her head. / Roast Beef: Probably something like OH MAN I THOUGHT WE WERE BEST FRIENDS I MEAN WHAT IN THE HELL MAN WHY I GOT TO GET IN THE MISSILE
/ Téodor:... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03282008 |
| Achewood - March 29, 2002 | [[VLAD and ANDY are standing in the doorway; LIE BOT is greeting them, hands outstretched.]] / VLAD: Hey hey!
/ LIE BOT: Vlad! Andy! Glad you guys could make it! / ANDY: Lie Bot. Guess who we brought.
/ LIE BOT: Who? / VLAD: Chuckelbot!
/ LIE BOT: No way! Chucklebot's here? / [[CHUCKLEBOT, a rotund... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03292002 |
| Achewood - March 29, 2002 | [[VLAD and ANDY are standing in the doorway; LIE BOT is greeting them, hands outstretched.]] / VLAD: Hey hey!
/ LIE BOT: Vlad! Andy! Glad you guys could make it! / ANDY: Lie Bot. Guess who we brought.
/ LIE BOT: Who? / VLAD: Chuckelbot!
/ LIE BOT: No way! Chucklebot's here? / [[CHUCKLEBOT, a rotund... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03292002 |
| Achewood - March 29, 2002 | [[VLAD and ANDY are standing in the doorway; LIE BOT is greeting them, hands outstretched.]] / VLAD: Hey hey!
/ LIE BOT: Vlad! Andy! Glad you guys could make it! / ANDY: Lie Bot. Guess who we brought.
/ LIE BOT: Who? / VLAD: Chucklebot!
/ LIE BOT: No way! Chucklebot's here? / [[CHUCKLEBOT, a rotund... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03292002 |
| Achewood - March 29, 2002 | [[VLAD and ANDY are standing in the doorway; LIE BOT is greeting them, hands outstretched.]]
/ VLAD: Hey hey!
/ LIE BOT: Vlad! Andy! Glad you guys could make it! / ANDY: Lie Bot. Guess who we brought.
/ LIE BOT: Who? / VLAD: Chuckelbot!
/ LIE BOT: No way! Chucklebot's here? / [[CHUCKLEBOT, a rotund robot... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03292002 |
| Achewood - March 29, 2002 | [[VLAD and ANDY are standing in the doorway; LIE BOT is greeting them, hands outstretched.]] / VLAD: Hey hey!
/ LIE BOT: Vlad! Andy! Glad you guys could make it! / ANDY: Lie Bot. Guess who we brought.
/ LIE BOT: Who? / VLAD: Chuckelbot!
/ LIE BOT: No way! Chucklebot's here? / [[CHUCKLEBOT, a rotund... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03292002 |
| Achewood - March 29, 2005 | [[Lyle and Ray sit at a table, on which sits a device that looks like a printer]]
/ [[Lyle has a bottle of liquor in his hand, and Ray is clutching a martini.]] / Ray: Check it out, Lyle! I just got one of those machines that automatically folds a letter into perfect thirds! / Lyle: Huh? / Ray: For... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03292005 |
| Achewood - March 29, 2007 | [[Téodor walks in the room where Ray and Beef are watching the Gay Porn]]
/ Téodor: Hey guys! Guess who just got... / [[Téodor stands in sing song]]
/ Téodor: yelllled / [[Téodor remains in sing song, leaning the other way]]
/ Téodor: aaat! / [[Téodor moves closer and notices what they're watching]]
/ Téodor:... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03292007 |
| Achewood - March 30, 2004 | [[Ray and a homeless German are behind Garbage bags]] / Ray: Whew! Thanks for all the fingernail schnapps Rudy! Or whatever that was!
/ Rudy: Ciao Ray / [[Ray is shown standing in the street wearing his Newspaper suit]] / Ray: Damn, that was some potent stuff! I am LUCID! / [[ An idea light bulbs... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03302004 |
| Achewood - March 30, 2006 | roast beef - alright here i'll get the gate / rb - oh boy / teodor - oh no way! BEEF! you were the Best Mate? AWESOME! / philippe - Hi Roast Beef! Hi Ray! Good job! Welcome home! Do you remember me? I'm Philippe! / Vlad - Teodor sits at computer so long, he is gettink yeast infection! Ha Ha! Is... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03302006 |
| Great Outdoor Fight - Final Strip | [[Roast Beef and Ray arrive in sidecar motorcyle to a gate]]
/ roast beef - alright here i'll get the gate / rb - oh boy / teodor - oh no way! BEEF! you were the Best Mate? AWESOME! / philippe - Hi Roast Beef! Hi Ray! Good job! Welcome home! Do you remember me? I'm Philippe! / Vlad - Teodor sits... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03302006 |
| Achewood - March 30, 2007 | [[Ray, Téodor and Roast Beef are sitting around in the living room]]
/ Ray: Alright, dudes! What celebrities we gonna have crashin' through the wall of our gay porn set?
/ Roast Beef: Oh uh Gary Sinise definitely That guy is ice / Ray: Gary Sinise? Who's that?
/ Roast Beef: He's that dude from Forrest... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03302007 |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03302010">http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03302010 | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Achewood - March 31, 2003 | {{guest strip by DREW WEING}} / Roast Beef: Well uh it's kind of small
/ Roast Beef: For a logo I mean
/ Philippe: It is a perfect... logo! / [[Movie studio]]
/ Director: Cut! That's a wrap, people!
/ Ray: I'll be in my trailer.
/ Philippe: Good job, everyone! / Philippe's mom: I was assured by the producers... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03312003 |
| Achewood - March 31, 2003 | {{guest strip by DREW WEING}} / Roast Beef: Well uh it's kind of small
/ Roast Beef: For a logo I mean
/ Philippe: It is a perfect... logo! / [[Movie studio]]
/ Director: Cut! That's a wrap, people!
/ Ray: I'll be in my trailer.
/ Philippe: Good job, everyone! / Philippe's mom: I was assured by the producers... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03312003 |
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