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| Achewood - March 6, 2003 | [[Ray and Dr. Andretti at the hospital]]
/ Ray: How's he lookin, Dr. Andretti? He's gonna be okay, right? Just like last time? / Dr. Andretti: I'm afraid the extent of the damage is rather more serious this time. The bullet has pierced one of this lungs. He's on life support. / Ray: So he just needs... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03062003 |
| Achewood - March 6, 2008 | [[White panel]]
/ Dear Reader,
/ With the recent death of the founder of Dungeons and Dragons, it came to our attention that many of you are not familiar with the basic premise of this powerful and enthralling game.
/ We at Achewood are therefore proud to provide a brief synopsis of the glories of D&D -... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03062008 |
| Achewood - March 7, 2002 | Ray: There you are, you little creep!
/ Todd: Ray! W-w-wait! I can explain! / Ray: You've got about two seconds, Todd.
/ Todd: H-h-hold on! Oh jeez! / [[The cat shakes the squirrel's van]]
/ Todd: WHOAH WHOAH WHOAH
/ [[The cat's thong falls from the van]] / Ray: Alright, now talk.
/ Todd: Look, you know... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03072002 |
| Achewood - March 7, 2003 | [[Roast Beef, in heaven]]
/ Caption: HEAVEN
/ [[Picture of one them little soda guns]]
/ Roast Beef: Dang even got one 'a them little soda guns / Roast Beef: Tonic and everything
/ Roast Beef: I could mix up some rude drinks if anyone was around
/ < http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03072003 |
| Achewood - March 7, 2005 | [[Pat preparing to play the banjo]]
/ < http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03072005 |
| Achewood - March 7, 2006 | The Acres, Early Evening, Day 2 / Ray: Who! Damn, but did I need that nap! / Ray [thinks]: Thank you, Cristian Brothers! / Ray [thinks]: And thank YOU, flavorless overcooked supermarket turkey that was in the back of some dude's car for way longer than recommended! / Back at Camp
/ Ray: Hey you two!... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03072006 |
| Achewood - March 7, 2006 | The Acres, Early Evening, Day 2 / [[Prone figures lie amid the debris while small brawls continue. A bespectacled man is straining to hold away the fist of the moustachioed fighter who has him in a hammer lock. Nearby, a skinhead slams a luckless combatant into the ground. A fat man kneels alone, gasping... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03072006 |
| Achewood - March 7, 2007 | [[Vlad encounters Téodor, who is standing in a doorway. Vlad is carrying a duffle bag with the star of David on it.]]
/ Vlad: Téodor! You are Jewish guy, yes? / Téodor: Huh? Oh, not really. I mean, my ancestors were, but I don't observe. / Vlad: Perhaps it is time to get back in the game! And truly,... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03072007 |
| Achewood - March 7, 2008 | AN AFTERNOON WITH... Molly Sanders {{strip in the same style as the other thought flowcharts for other characters}}
/ Molly: Beef? Did you hear that?
/ Beef: "Dammit woman ain't been no sounds"
/ Molly: I heard something at the front door!
/ [OPEN DOOR]
/ Molly: Philippe! How long have you been standing there?... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03072008 |
| Achewood - March 8, 2002 | [[Cornelius encounters Philippe, who is wearing glasses.]]
/ Cornelius: Phillippe! When did you start wearing eyeglasses?
/ Phillippe: My mom sent them to me. I haven't been seeing well. / Cornelius: My heavens! May I administer an eye test?
/ Phillipe: Okay / [[Cornelius produces a book from his pocket.]]
/ Cornelius:... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03082002 |
| Achewood - March 8, 2004 | Lazarus: RAY! If you could please focus for five seconds!
/ Ray: Sorry, man! That chochicha had some hangin' naturals!
/ Ray: Hee hee!
/ Lazarus: We were going over 10-Q reports for the furniture industry.
/ Ray: I bet her name was Michelle!
/ Ray: I BET her name was Michelle, dude!
/ Lazarus {{thought balloon}}:... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03082004 |
| Achewood - March 8, 2004 | Lazarus: RAY! If you could please focus for five seconds!
/ Ray: Sorry, man! That chochicha had some hangin' naturals!
/ Ray: Hee hee!
/ Lazarus: We were going over 10-Q reports for the furniture industry.
/ Ray: I bet her name was Michelle!
/ Ray: I BET her name was Michelle, dude!
/ Lazarus {{thought balloon}}:... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03082004 |
| Achewood - March 8, 2005 | Pat, I need the banjo. / Fine, you can have it when I'm done.
/ I need it now. / Not a chance. Roast Beef hasn't heard my composition yet. / Give it here.
/ Nothing doing. / Now!
/ No! / Give me the banjo, Pat!
/ Not a chance. / Please give me the banjo.
/ Say pretty please. / Pretty please... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03082005 |
| The Cody Travis Army | [[There are four guys with cowboy hats lined up]]
/ Second guy: Well if it ain't the peckerwood that took down Cody. Lookit 'im run, boys. He 'specting us to turn and high-tail? / [[Guy spits]]
/ < http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03082006 |
| Achewood - March 8, 2007 | Raymond: Oh, what the hell.
/ [[Raymond clicks reply]]
/ Raymond types: Dear Leon Sumbitches,
/ Raymond types: Sure, I'll help you with your Africa-America money transfer. I've actually been known to have a little money of my own, so I am familiar with the way cash seems and behaves.
/ Raymond types: Just... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03082007 |
| Achewood - March 8, 2007 | Raymond: Oh, what the hell.
/ [[Raymond clicks reply]]
/ Raymond types: Dear Leon Sumbitches,
/ Raymond types: Sure, I'll help you with your Africa-America money transfer. I've actually been known to have a little money of my own, so I am familiar with the way cash seems and behaves.
/ Raymond types: Just... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03082007 |
| Achewood - March 8, 2007 | Raymond: Oh, what the hell.
/ [[Raymond clicks reply]]
/ Raymond types: Dear Leon Sumbitches,
/ Raymond types: Sure, I'll help you with your Africa-America money transfer. I've actually been known to have a little money of my own, so I am familiar with the way cash seems and behaves.
/ Raymond types: Just... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03082007 |
| Achewood - March 8, 2007 | Raymond: Oh, what the hell.
/ [[Raymond clicks reply]]
/ Raymond types: Dear Leon Sumbitches,
/ Raymond types: Sure, I'll help you with your Africa-America money transfer. I've actually been known to have a little money of my own, so I am familiar with the way cash seems and behaves.
/ Raymond types: Just... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03082007 |
| Achewood - March 9, 2004 | Shoe: You've been sponsoring a political candidate? I'm impressed, Ray. / Ray: Yeah, I kick a couple bricks his way now and then. Don't talk during my swing. / Shoe: I want to see a more serious commitment to this campaign. Up his cash flow. Get him elected. / Ray: Uh, his campaign ain't too solidified... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03092004 |
| Achewood - March 9, 2005 | [[The banjo drags Pat down the sidewalk]]
/ Pat: Where... where are you taking me?! Stop! STOP! / Pat: Oh my god this isn't happening this isn't happening this isn't-- / < http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03092005 |
| Achewood - March 9, 2007 | [[Interior, Ray's house - Ray gets an email.]]
/ < http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03092007 |
| Achewood - March 10, 2003 | [[Heaven, Blister is on the phone with Roast Beef]]
/ Blister: HEY BEEF IT'S BLISTER
/ Roast Beef: Blister god damn it is good to hear from you Man I am so drunk right now / Blister: YOU GOTTA COME OVER BEEF I'M IN D-3
/ Roast Beef: Oh man that's right across the hall! / Blister: I'VE GOT LIKE SIX OR... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03102003 |
| Achewood - March 10, 2004 | [[Téodor stands on a golf course, leaning on a putter, speaking into a cell phone]]
/ Téodor: Ray! What are you teaching Philippe?! / [[Ray, preparing to putt at what seems to be a different golf course, also speaks into a cellphone]]
/ Ray: Huh? Who? What? I'm in the tub, dude. I got mad suds popping... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03102004 |
| Achewood - March 10, 2005 | {{The banjo drags a smiling Pat down the sidewalk}} / {{Pat smiles}} / {{Pat is surprised by Todd climbing onto him}} / {{Todd drinking on Pat's stomach]] / [[Drunk Todd on Pat's stomach]] / [[Todd is surprised]] / [[Todd vomiting on Pat]]
/ < http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03102005 |
| Done at Rudy Cava | [[Ray is by a barrel]]
/ < http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03102006 |
| Achewood - March 10, 2008 | Teodor: Where have you guys been? / Ray: I just took my homeboy to Disneyland for three days, man! Classic knuckleheads' vacation!
/ Teodor: Wow, did you have a good time? / Roast Beef: We did not have a good time at Disneyland
/ Teodor: Why not?
/ Ray: Don't listen to him. Disney rocked us. / Roast... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03102008 |
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| Achewood - March 11, 2002 | [[Lie Bot is speaking from inside of a cardboard television set]]
/ Lie Bot: Alright everybody! It's time to see my ass! / [[Lyle and Teodor are sitting on the couch]]
/ Lyle: NO WAY MAN
/ Teodor: BOO TO THAT / [[Cut back to Lie Bot in the cardboard TV. Lyle and Teodor speak from off-frame.]]
/ Lie Bot:... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03112002 |
| Achewood - March 11, 2003 | [[Phone conversation]]
/ Molly: Good morning Roast Beef! This is Molly...from the party?
/ Roast Beef: Oh hey Molly I wrote you some code last night after I took / Molly: Really?! You did?
/ [[thinking]] Roast Beef: Oh my god why did I just say that
/ [[thinking]] Roast Beef: I shouldn't have brought that... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03112003 |
| Achewood - March 11, 2003 | [[Phone conversation]]
/ Molly: Good morning Roast Beef! This is Molly...from the party?
/ Roast Beef: Oh hey Molly I wrote you some code last night after I took / Molly: Really?! You did?
/ [[thinking]] Roast Beef: Oh my god why did I just say that
/ [[thinking]] Roast Beef: I shouldn't have brought that... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03112003 |
| Achewood - March 11, 2004 | [[Teodor and Ray are golfing, shown as shadows]] / Teodor: Look, if you think you can buy out my politics then you're dead wrong. Whats gotten into you lately, Ray?!
/ Ray: T-Teodor, How'd you get past the gate?! / [[No longer in shadow, close up]] / Teodor: And what's with the one loafer? Are you... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03112004 |
| Achewood - March 11, 2005 | [[Ray on the phone with Pat]]
/ Ray: Hey PAT! Teodor says you broke my new banjo! What the hell, man? Totally uncool! / Pat: RAY! Your banjo is trying to kill me! It's dragging me down the street! / Ray: What, someone slip some acid into your cod liver oil?
/ Pat: I'm at...I'm at Tate and Marshall! Come... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03112005 |
| Achewood - March 11, 2008 | Mr. Bear: Where is Ray? I don't believe I've seen the fine fellow in a week or more. / Roast Beef: Oh uh he went to live in an earthen-floor cottage in rural England for a while
/ Roast Beef: It's kind of like a penance 'cause he made me go to Disneyland and I just had a nasty old time of it like I told... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03112008 |
| Achewood - March 12, 2002 | [[Todd, Blister, Cornelius, Lyle, Phillippe, Pat, Roast Beef, Ray and Vlad stand outside a house, sign on the door says "PLEASE WAIT"]] RAY: Hey man, what time is he gonna let us in?
/ PAT: I don't know man, he said 8:00 and it's, like, 8:15 probably.
/ TODD: Some party, Téodor! / [[Lyle, Cornelius,... http://achewood.com/?date=03122002 |
| Achewood - March 12, 2002 | [[Todd, Blister, Cornelius, Lyle, Phillippe, Pat, Roast Beef, Ray and Vlad stand outside a house, sign on the door says "PLEASE WAIT"]] RAY: Hey man, what time is he gonna let us in?
/ PAT: I don't know man, he said 8:00 and it's, like, 8:15 probably.
/ TODD: Some party, Téodor! / [[Lyle, Cornelius,... http://achewood.com/?date=03122002 |
| Achewood - March 12, 2002 | [[Todd, Blister, Cornelius, Lyle, Phillippe, Pat, Roast Beef, Ray and Vlad stand outside a house, sign on the door says "PLEASE WAIT"]] RAY: Hey man, what time is he gonna let us in?
/ PAT: I don't know man, he said 8:00 and it's, like, 8:15 probably.
/ TODD: Some party, Téodor! / [[Lyle, Cornelius,... http://achewood.com/?date=03122002 |
| Achewood - March 12, 2002 | [[Todd, Blister, Cornelius, Lyle, Phillippe, Pat, Roast Beef, Ray and Vlad stand outside a house, sign on the door says "PLEASE WAIT"]] RAY: Hey man, what time is he gonna let us in?
/ PAT: I don't know man, he said 8:00 and it's, like, 8:15 probably.
/ TODD: Some party, Téodor! / [[Lyle, Cornelius,... http://achewood.com/?date=03122002 |
| Achewood - March 12, 2002 | [[Ray, Roast Beef, Pat, Phillipe, Lyle, Cornelius, Blister, Todd are waiting outside in the front yard at night. Roast Beef is smoking. A sign on the door reads 'PLEASE WAIT'.]]
/ Ray: Hey man, what time is he gonna let us in?
/ Pat: I don't know, man. He said 8:00 and it's, like, 8:15 probably.
/ Todd:... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03122002 |
| Achewood - March 12, 2002 | [[Ray, Roast Beef, Pat, Phillipe, Lyle, Cornelius, Blister, Todd are waiting outside in the front yard at night. Roast Beef is smoking. A sign on the door reads 'PLEASE WAIT'.]]
/ Ray: Hey man, what time is he gonna let us in?
/ Pat: I don't know, man. He said 8:00 and it's, like, 8:15 probably.
/ Todd:... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03122002 |
| Achewood - March 12, 2002 | [[Ray, Roast Beef, Pat, Phillipe, Lyle, Cornelius, Blister, Todd are waiting outside in the front yard at night. Roast Beef is smoking. A sign on the door reads 'PLEASE WAIT'.]]
/ Ray: Hey man, what time is he gonna let us in?
/ Pat: I don't know, man. He said 8:00 and it's, like, 8:15 probably.
/ Todd:... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03122002 |
| Achewood - March 12, 2002 | [[Ray, Roast Beef, Pat, Phillipe, Lyle, Cornelius, Blister, Todd are waiting outside in the front yard at night. Roast Beef is smoking. A sign on the door reads 'PLEASE WAIT'.]]
/ Ray: Hey man, what time is he gonna let us in?
/ Pat: I don't know, man. He said 8:00 and it's, like, 8:15 probably.
/ Todd:... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03122002 |
| Achewood - March 12, 2002 | [[Ray, Roast Beef, Pat, Phillipe, Lyle, Cornelius, Blister, Todd are waiting outside in the front yard at night. Roast Beef is smoking. A sign on the door reads 'PLEASE WAIT'.]]
/ Ray: Hey man, what time is he gonna let us in?
/ Pat: I don't know, man. He said 8:00 and it's, like, 8:15 probably.
/ Todd:... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03122002 |
| Achewood - March 12, 2002 | [[Ray, Roast Beef, Pat, Phillipe, Lyle, Cornelius, Blister, Todd are waiting outside in the front yard at night. Roast Beef is smoking. A sign on the door reads 'PLEASE WAIT'.]]
/ Ray: Hey man, what time is he gonna let us in?
/ Pat: I don't know, man. He said 8:00 and it's, like, 8:15 probably.
/ Todd:... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03122002 |
| Achewood - March 12, 2003 | [[Molly and Roast Beef are at Beef's room in Heaven. Molly has a bottle of wine.]]
/ Molly: Hi Roast Beef! thanks for asking me over! I brought us a bottle of wine.
/ Roast Beef: Hello Molly thanks you for coming over it is very good to see you / Roast Beef: I am not much of a cook but I hope you can... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03122003 |
| Achewood - March 12, 2004 | [[Leopold the loafer lies on a golf course next to some shrubs]]
/ Leopold: LAZARUS SHOWED GREAT PROMISE AS AN ARTIST
/ Leopold: BUT OUR FATHER FORBADE THAT HE FOLLOW HIS TRUE CALLING / [[Wider shot reveals Teodor sitting on the ground next to Leopold. A golf ball lies nearby]]
/ Leopold: MY BROTHER'S... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03122004 |
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