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| Achewood - October 5, 2004 | [[Molly brushing her teeth]]
/ Molly: How did you sleep last night? / [[Roast Beef brushing his teeth]]
/ Roast Beef: Man the dogs next door yelped for an hour after that ambulance went by at 5am
/ < http://achewood.com/index.php?date=10052004 |
| Achewood - October 5, 2004 | [[Molly brushing her teeth]]
/ Molly: How did you sleep last night? / [[Roast Beef brushing his teeth]]
/ Roast Beef: Man the dogs next door yelped for an hour after that ambulance went by at 5am
/ < http://achewood.com/index.php?date=10052004 |
| Achewood - October 5, 2004 | [[Molly brushing her teeth]]
/ Molly: How did you sleep last night? / [[Roast Beef brushing his teeth]]
/ Roast Beef: Man the dogs next door yelped for an hour after that ambulance went by at 5am
/ < http://achewood.com/index.php?date=10052004 |
| Achewood - October 5, 2005 | < http://achewood.com/index.php?date=10052005 |
| Achewood - October 5, 2007 | [[Long shot of Welcome to Las Vegas sign]]
/ Todd: You gotta treat me like a star! You gotta treat me like a god-damned star if I'm gonna talk to you Ray!
/ Ray: Cool, Todd. Let's go someplace we can chat. / SOON.
/ [[Shot of sign for Fiesta Max! Casino]] / [[Todd and Ray are sitting inside with menus... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=10052007 |
| Achewood § October 5, 2009 | Todd: An-an-an I made like five hunnid' bucks las' week! Turns out these chicks never want their money back after I touch it! Total brain thing! / Téodor: Well, the problem is that you're gonna get a bad reputation, and women are eventually gonna stop calling. / Todd: Wrong again, smock-o! It ain't... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=10052009 |
| Achewood - October 6, 2003 | Pat: Uh Ray I'm feelin' a little dizzy
/ Ray: It's just nerves, dogg! Get on out that stage and be born ANEW! / Pat: Uh... what's going on here
/ Could someone tell me what's goin' on / Critic one: A leitmotif of identity and desperation
/ Critic two: Brilliant.
/ Nolan: Smacks of Kerouac and Kierkegaard. / Pat:... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=10062003 |
| Achewood - October 6, 2003 | Pat: Uh Ray I'm feelin' a little dizzy
/ Ray: It's just nerves, dogg! Get on out that stage and be born ANEW! / Pat: Uh... what's going on here
/ Could someone tell me what's goin' on / Critic one: A leitmotif of identity and desperation
/ Critic two: Brilliant.
/ Nolan: Smacks of Kerouac and Kierkegaard. / Pat:... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=10062003 |
| Achewood - October 6, 2003 | Pat: Uh Ray I'm feelin' a little dizzy
/ Ray: It's just nerves, dogg! Get on out that stage and be born ANEW! / Pat: Uh... what's going on here
/ Could someone tell me what's goin' on / Critic one: A leitmotif of identity and desperation
/ Critic two: Brilliant.
/ Nolan: Smacks of Kerouac and Kierkegaard. / Pat:... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=10062003 |
| Achewood - October 6, 2004 | [[Intertitle reads achewood PRESENTS --- The 2005 United States Vice Presidential Debate --- Vice President Dick Cheney (r) vs. Sen. John Edwards (D)]] / [[Téodor, dressed in a suit, sits behind a placard reading EDWARDS]]
/ Téodor: Mr. Vice President, you have a remarkable voting record in Congress.... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=10062004 |
| Achewood - October 6, 2004 | [[Silent film intertitle-style text reading: achewood PRESENTS --- The 2005 United States Vice Presidential Debate --- Vice President Dick Cheney (R) vs. Sen. John Edwards (D)]] / [[Téodor, dressed in a suit, sits behind a placard reading EDWARDS]]
/ Téodor: Mr. Vice President, you have a remarkable... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=10062004 |
| Achewood - October 6, 2004 | [[Intertitle reads achewood PRESENTS --- The 2005 United States Vice Presidential Debate --- Vice President Dick Cheney (r) vs. Sen. John Edwards (D)]] / [[Téodor, dressed in a suit, sits behind a placard reading EDWARDS]]
/ Téodor: Mr. Vice President, you have a remarkable voting record in Congress.... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=10062004 |
| Achewood - October 6, 2005 | NOK TIP TAP / Hello
/ Hold on wait is this based on religions / Sir, if you have a moment I would like to sit and speak with you about the faith of the Jehovah's Witnesses. / Okay knock yourself out / Thank you, I - / uf / I...I'm Milklin. I'm not too good at this. / MILKLIN
/ WITNESS ONCE RESCINDED / Milklin! / He's... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=10062005 |
| Achewood - October 6, 2006 | [[The strange man is standing in the doorway. Ray and Bensington Butters are standing outside of it.]]
/ Man: Did you just come in? / Ray: I...I ain't really sure. / Man: Ah, good. My new security system's working. I paid dearly for it. I wish I hadn't, but there you go. The man was inflexible. / Ray:... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=10062006 |
| Achewood ? October 6, 2008 | Lyle: Halloween's comin' up, squirt--- you got a costume picked out? / Philippe: Oh! Yes! I'm going to be a princess!
/ Lyle: A boy princess? How's that work? Like, little underpants with a banana in the front? / [[A thought bubble forms over Philippe's head]] / [[Philippe wearing underpants with... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=10062008 |
| Achewood - October 7, 2002 | [[Lie Bot and Phillipe are face to face, Lie Bot has hands extended, Phillipe looks very concerned]] Lie Bot: So I guess you're going to have to get a job now, Phillipe!
/ Phillipe: Why do I have to get a job, Lie Bot? / Lie Bot: To take care of the baby! Babies are very expensive!
/ Phillipe: [[small... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=10072002 |
| Achewood - October 7, 2002 | [[Lie Bot and Phillipe are face to face, Lie Bot has hands extended, Phillipe looks very concerned]] Lie Bot: So I guess you're going to have to get a job now, Phillipe!
/ Phillipe: Why do I have to get a job, Lie Bot? / Lie Bot: To take care of the baby! Babies are very expensive!
/ Phillipe: [[small... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=10072002 |
| Animalicious | [[Philippe, Téodor, Roast Beef, and Lyle are in the crowd at the rock festival]]
/ Téodor: Pat's dying up there! We gotta help him! / Téodor: Lyle! Philippe! Beef! Follow me! / [[Pat is on stage, scratching his head]]
/ Pat: Thank you...uh...those were the opening notes to Day Tripper.
/ Does anybody...have... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=10072003 |
| Achewood - October 7, 2004 | [[Philippe in bed]] / [[Philippe wakes up]]
/ Philippe: I should start a newspaper! / Philippe: Lyle, do you want to write for my newspaper?
/ Lyle: Shaddup, you! / [[Philippe and Roast Beef on the phone]]
/ Philippe: Hi Roast Beef! Do you want to write for my newspaper?
/ Roast Beef: Sure little guy / [[Philippe... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=10072004 |
| Achewood - October 7, 2005 | The Philippe Times
/ Back Page: Just the Animal Facts, Ma'am!
/ Vol 7 No. 15 / Animal Facts!
/ by Philippe, editor-in-chief!
/ [[Small image of Philippe with his mouth full]]
/ [[Caption: Wasn't done chewing!]] / DID YOU KNOW...
/ They say it's bad luck if a black cat crosses your path, but what if a white... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=10072005 |
| Achewood - Someone is at the door - October 8, 2001 | < http://achewood.com/index.php?date=10082001 |
| Achewood - October 8, 2001 | < http://achewood.com/index.php?date=10082001 |
| Achewood - October 8, 2002 | [[Roast Beef and Philippe standing and talking. Roast Beef holds a lit cigarette. Philipe appears downcast.]]
/ Roast Beef: What's the matter Philippe why you so down
/ Phillippe: I have to get married tomorrow, Roast Beef. / [[Roast Beef takes a drag on his cigarette.]]
/ Roast Beef: Oh yeah Lie Bot... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=10082002 |
| Achewood - October 8, 2002 | [[Roast Beef and Philippe standing and talking. Roast Beef holds a lit cigarette. Philipe appears downcast.]]
/ Roast Beef: What's the matter Philippe why you so down
/ Phillippe: I have to get married tomorrow, Roast Beef. / [[Roast Beef takes a drag on his cigarette.]]
/ Roast Beef: Oh yeah Lie Bot... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=10082002 |
| Achewood - October 8, 2002 | [[Roast Beef and Philippe standing and talking. Roast Beef holds a lit cigarette. Philipe appears downcast.]]
/ Roast Beef: What's the matter Philippe why you so down
/ Phillippe: I have to get married tomorrow, Roast Beef. / [[Roast Beef takes a drag on his cigarette.]]
/ Roast Beef: Oh yeah Lie Bot... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=10082002 |
| Achewood - October 8, 2003 | [[Roast Beef is at a keyboard, dressed like an 80s rock star]]
/ Roast Beef: Oh yes people
/ We got Teodor on lead guitar / [[Spotlight on Teodor playing guitar]]
/ Roast Beef: Listen
/ He is hitting some excellent guitar notes right now / [[Closeup of Roast Beef at his keyboard]]
/ Roast Beef: Aww yeah... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=10082003 |
| Achewood - October 8, 2004 | [[Roast Beef walking past a brick building]] / [[Roast Beef walking to "the Smoke"]] / [[Roast Beef entering the Smoke]] / [[Roast Beef, Emeril and Spongebath at the bar]]
/ Roast Beef: I think me and Molly gonna get our own place / Emeril: It is a fanceyful notion to make such steps as lead you to... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=10082004 |
| Achewood - October 8, 2007 | [[Ray and Todd are sitting in the Fiesta Max!, Ray looking depressed and Todd looking extremely tense]]
/ Ray: {{thought-balloon}} How do you tell a cokehead that he ain't famous? Seems impossible... I... I got to get him on TV quick if I'm gonna cash on his crash! We ain't got no time for lunch...
/ Todd:... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=10082007 |
| Achewood § October 8, 2008 | Lyle: GAH! If those clowns win the election I'm movin' to Canada! / Teodor: Everybody always says that. What an empty thread. Why Canada? Why not Tokyo? Why not Adelaide? / Lyle: Well, for starters, there's no water between here and Canada, unless you count the water you're gonna break when you're... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=10082008 |
| Achewood - ca. 1902 - October 9, 2001 | [[Mr. Bear and Lyle wear bowler hats and period clothing.]]
/ Narrator: {achewood, ca .1902}
/ Lyle: What kind of coffin do you not care the price of? / Mr. Bear: I cannot begin to guess.
/ Lyle: Your own!
/ Mr. Bear: Oh! That is truly the limit. / [[Mr. Bear has his hat in his hand]]
/ Mr. Bear: My hat... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=10092001 |
| Achewood - October 9, 2001 | [[Cornelius and Lyle wear bowler hats and period clothing.]]
/ {achewood, ca .1902}
/ Lyle: What kind of coffin do you not care the price of? / Cornelius: I cannot begin to guess.
/ Lyle: Your own!
/ Cornelius: Oh! That is truly the limit. / Cornelius: My hat is off to you for that wonderful joke.
/ Lyle:... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=10092001 |
| Achewood - October 9, 2002 | [[Caption: THE CLIENT PRESENTATION]]
/ [[RAY (wearing a business suit) sits at a board room table opposite TODD SQUIRREL]]
/ Todd: Frikkin' hacks!
/ Ray: Excuse me, Todd? / [[Todd holds up a brochure, on which the word 'TODD' is printed with stylized wings]]
/ Todd: This l-l-logo's terrible! I ain't payin'... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=10092002 |
| Achewood - October 9, 2002 | [[Caption: THE CLIENT PRESENTATION]]
/ [[RAY (wearing a dress shirt and tie) sits at a board room table opposite TODD SQUIRREL]]
/ Todd: Frikkin' hacks!
/ Ray: Excuse me, Todd? / [[Todd holds up a brochure, on which the word 'TODD' is printed with stylized wings]]
/ Todd: This l-l-logo's terrible! I ain't... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=10092002 |
| Pat's Back | [[MEANWHILE, AT THE HOSPITAL]] / Dr. Andretti: Hi Ray. Sorry to keep you waiting all this time. / Ray: Oh, it's okay Dr. Andretti. I've just been pluckin' out my pubic hair and putting it in this Pepsi can. / Dr. Andretti: Nasty. Anyway, we were able to stabilize Pat with defibrillation. / Ray: That... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=10092003 |
| Achewood - October 9, 2006 | Ray: So, like, what's it you do here? / Lonis: Damn it all! Is my sign out again? I paid dearly for it, but I can't watch it every moment of the day. My business would crumble! You don't know this from the way I seem to just go about answering doors, but I'm a very busy man. / Lonis: Hey! HEY! / [[The... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=10092006 |
| Achewood - October 9, 2006 | Ray: So, like, what's it you do, here? / Lonis: Damn it all! Is my sign out again? I paid dearly for it, but I can't watch it every moment of the day. My business would crumble! You don't know this from the way I seem to just go around answering doors, but I'm a very busy man. / Lonis: Hey! HEY! / [[The... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=10092006 |
| Achewood - October 9, 2007 | [[Cornelius is sitting in an easy chair, reading, a martini on an end-table next to him]]
/ Ray: Alright Connie, I need a Todd bio written. You think you got two hundred pages in you? / Cornelius: With bright, spacious typography, "wink-nudge" margins, and pull quotes that run to three pages, such an... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=10092007 |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://achewood.com/index.php?date=10092009">http://achewood.com/index.php?date=10092009 | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Bedtime Achewood - October 10, 2001 | [[Cornelius, Phillipe and Teodor are in bed]]
/ < http://achewood.com/index.php?date=10102001 |
| Bedtime Achewood - October 10, 2001 | [[Cornelius, Phillipe and Teodor are in bed]]
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| Bedtime Achewood - October 10, 2001 | [[Cornelius, Phillipe and Teodor are in bed]]
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| Bedtime Achewood - October 10, 2001 | [[Cornelius, Phillipe and Teodor are in bed]]
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| Bedtime Achewood - October 10, 2001 | [[Cornelius, Phillipe and Teodor are in bed]]
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| Bedtime Achewood - October 10, 2001 | [[Cornelius, Phillipe and Teodor are in bed]]
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| Philippe's Wedding Day | [[Beef and Phillipe are standing outside, Beef wearing a shirt and tie, Phillippe in a tuxedo]]
/ Beef: Well I guess today is the big day Phillipe!
/ Phillippe: How come there aren't any people at my wedding? / Beef: What do you mean I see all kinds of folks / [[The backyard is empty]] / Phillippe:... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=10102002 |
| Achewood - October 10, 2003 | Oh, hold on! I forgot to explain how this all works (How Achewood works). I promise it's all quite simple . . . maybe the main thing to remember is that: if Ray or Lyle wants a submarine sandwich then they head to the "Underground." Hey! Underground: subterranean landscape of animal-run storefronts etc.... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=10102003 |
| Achewood - October 10, 2005 | [[Roast Beef's front door. Beef is wearing trunks, and Milklin is sitting on the ground, feeling down]]
/ Roast Beef: Huh Milklin so like you been havin' a rough time of getting people to be Jehovah's Witnesses
/ Milklin: Trina and Mr. Dan actually left the congregation after my mini-sermon on saving money... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=10102005 |
| Achewood - October 10, 2005 | [[Roast Beef's front door. Beef is wearing trunks, and Milklin is sitting on the ground, feeling down]]
/ Roast Beef: Huh Milklin so like you been havin' a rough time of getting people to be Jehovah's Witnesses
/ Milklin: Trina and Mr. Dan actually left the congregation after my mini-sermon on saving money... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=10102005 |
| Achewood - October 10, 2005 | [[Roast Beef's front door. Beef is wearing trunks, and Milklin is sitting on the ground, feeling down]]
/ Roast Beef: Huh Milklin so like you been havin' a rough time of getting people to be Jehovah's Witnesses
/ Milklin: Trina and Mr. Dan actually left the congregation after my mini-sermon on saving money... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=10102005 |
| Achewood - Philippe has a Walkman - October 11, 2001 | [[Philippe has a Walkman. Téodor and Mr. Bear watch]]
/ Téodor: What's Philippe listening to? / [[Mr. Bear reaches for the casette case]] / Mr. Bear: "Welcome to the Self-Guided Tour of the Monterey Bay Aquarium." http://achewood.com/index.php?date=10112001 |
| Achewood - Philippe has a Walkman - October 11, 2001 | [[Philippe is listening to a Walkman. Téodor and Cornelius Bear watch]]
/ Téodor: What's Philippe listening to? / [[Cornelius reaches for the casette case]] / Cornelius: "Welcome to the Self-Guided Tour of the Monterey Bay Aquarium." http://achewood.com/index.php?date=10112001 |
| Achewood - October 11, 2001 | [[Philippe is listening to a Walkman]]
/ Téodor: What's Philippe listening to? / [[Cornelius reaches for the casette case]] / [[Cornelius reads from the case]]
/ Cornelius: "Welcome to the Self-Guided Tour of the Monterey Bay Aquarium." http://achewood.com/index.php?date=10112001 |
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