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| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 05 / 2010 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / rock: / ARTHUR: You can trace every decision in your life to the ones that came before it...Each decision knocking down the next like a domino.
/ / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: It's an unending series of cause-and-effect. Your choice of... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100505.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 06 / 2010 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / rock: / ARTHUR: Maybe I'm going through a mid-life crisis. ...A mid-duck crisis.
/ / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: On one side....I feel like I want a life where all futures are still possible! ....Where I could still do or be anything.
/ / / [[OUTSIDE... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100506.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 07 / 2010 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Chair: / OSO: / ARTHUR: Did you ever have a mid-life crisis? / GRAMP: I'm 65. I've had four or five mid-life crises. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / GRAMP: There's not a decade goes by that you don't find yourself asking the huge, existential questions. / / [[nonspecific... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100507.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 08 / 2010 | [[The Machito]] / Pilot: I don't get it: if your family has all the power in the Empire... Why do you guys still do the cruddy grunt-work in the ring? / Fernando: (removing hood) Because the ring IS where our power comes from. / / [[The Machito]] / Fernando: Look, if you want to control an Empire, you need to... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100508.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 10 / 2010 | [[THE HOUSE (The chair)]] / Chair: / GRAMP: Whaddya say, Duck: Shall we go catch a movie tonight? / ARTHUR: Ooh! Yeah! What's playin'? / / [[THE HOUSE (The chair)]] / Chair: / Newspaper: / ARTHUR: (Gramp and Arthur both saying) No No No No Nope / GRAMP: (Gramp and Arthur both saying) No No No No Nope / / [[THE HOUSE... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100510.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 11 / 2010 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: You ate my sammich, didn't you? / FLACO: squee! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: Oh, don't lie to me. I know you ate it. I trusted you, and you ate it. / FLACO: squee squee squee / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: Whaddya mean "it depends on... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100511.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 12 / 2010 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / SHELDON: Did I just hear you call a "sandwich" a "sammich"? / ARTHUR: You did indeed, laddy. …It's "sandwich" the way it was mean to be pronounced. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / SHELDON: We can make that the case, you know. / ARTHUR: …Make what the... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100512.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 13 / 2010 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (park)]] / ARTHUR: It can't be that easy to make a slang word an "official" word in english. / SHELDON: It sure is. Just look at "ain't." You get millions of folks usin' it for a century, and BLAM-O, "ain't" is legit. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (park)]] / SHELDON:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100513.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 14 / 2010 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (park)]] / ARTHUR: It's kinda funny to imagine the look of langauges, if they were actual people. / SHELDON: HA! Yeah! ...French would be all fastidiously dressed! Never allowing even one thread to be out of place... like the academie Francaise! / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100514.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 15 / 2010 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Book: / Glasses: / Captain Taneel: Whatcha workin' on Nosh? / Nosh: Well, as science officer, is my job to keep up with ALL TYPES of sciencing
/ And right now, I am researching lung capacity of common Earth-wolf. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Glasses: / Captain Taneel:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100515.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 17 / 2010 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / NARRATOR: It begins with an unnecessary spasm of barking and terror / OSO: hype hype hype hype hype / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / NARRATOR: Followed by a smoker's-cough lull / OSO: Blemf hurr kaff thnurr / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / NARRATOR:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100517.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 18 / 2010 | [[THE HOUSE]] / Laptop: / NARRATOR: Twitter: How Twitter Works.
/ Twitter is a micro-blogging service that allows you to update the world with CRITICAL information about your goings-on / ARTHUR: "Aww yeah... Ham Sammich Timmmme!" / / [[THE HOUSE]] / Laptop: / NARRATOR: But you have to write in 140 characters or... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100518.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 19 / 2010 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Laptop: / SHELDON: You gotta give Twitter a try, Gramp. It's a fun way to stay connected with friends and family. / GRAMP: Um. OK. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / GRAMP: Gramp. "Hello, Twitter. I'm trying this out." / NARRATOR: Updated today via web. / / [[nonspecific... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100519.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 20 / 2010 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: / GRAMP: Look, I'm a contentedly unsociable guy...and Twitter just doesn't do it for me. I'm fine with my "Social Network" being my family. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: So? Twitter's great for that! Just follow your family's Twitter feeds. / GRAMP:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100520.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 21 / 2010 | [[Twitter]] / GRAMP: Beginning sandwich process. Sandwich knife has dried crusty bits on handle. Dishwasher not wrkg? [updated 10 minutes ago via web] / / [[Twitter]] / GRAMP: Fridge: Found slightly dated turkey slices. Too scared to try. Put back in fridge... opted for ham [updated 7 minutes ago via web] / / [[Twitter]] / GRAMP:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100521.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 22 / 2010 | [[The Machito]] / Orla O'Malley: / Captain: Ok. Ms. Xenobiologist, let's lay it on the line: What planet do we go to first? Where do we find creatures like HIM? / Pilot: I'd start on Handsome IV, in the Handsome System. / / [[The Machito]] / Orla O'Malley: It's tricky, Cap'n. I've checked every database... Going... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100522.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 24 / 2010 | [[THE HOUSE (generic room)]] / Dumbbell: / FLACO: KRAK / / [[THE HOUSE (generic room)]] / Dumbbell: / FLACO: KRAK / / [[THE HOUSE (generic room)]] / Dumbbell: / FLACO: huffa Huffa HUFFA / / [[THE HOUSE (generic room)]] / Dumbbell: / FLACO: hrrnnhhhrnnnn... / / [[THE HOUSE (generic room)]] / Dumbbell: / FLACO: nnnn... / / [[THE HOUSE... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100524.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 25 / 2010 | [[THE HOUSE (generic room)]] / ARTHUR: / SHELDON: / NARRATOR: TODAY: PUNCTUATION MARKS THAT NEVER CAUGHT ON... / GRAMP: Gentlemen, Gentlemen, GENTLEMEN....A new frozen yogurt place just opened on Main St / NARRATOR: To the car! Quickly! / / [[THE HOUSE (Bedroom)]] / Bed: / OSO: / GRAMP: Oh goody. Your butt is on my... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100525.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 26 / 2010 | [[THE HOUSE (Living room)]] / Chair: / Lamp: / Picture: / GRAMP: Hey Duck! Duck! Come check this out! / / [[THE HOUSE (Living room)]] / Chair: / Lamp: / Picture: / GRAMP: / ARTHUR: / / [[THE HOUSE (Living room)]] / Chair: / Lamp: / Picture: / GRAMP: / ARTHUR: / / [[THE HOUSE (Living room)]] / Chair: / Lamp: / Picture: / GRAMP: I'm... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100526.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 27 / 2010 | [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: Wait for it / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: Wait for it / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: ...Wait for it... / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: Et, Voilà! La grande finale! / ARTHUR: et voilà! The duck had stopped paying attention a good few minutes ago... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100527.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 28 / 2010 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / NARRATOR: It's embarrassing to THINK your phone is vibrating in your pocket...and it ISN'T.
/ Sure.
/ ...But did you know that there are actually THREE LEVELS of embarrassment in this scenario? / / [[THE HOUSE (generic room)]] / GRAMP: / NARRATOR: (1) The phone in your pocket... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100528.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 29 / 2010 | [[Space (Outside view of the Machito)]] / Machito: / Captain Taneel: OK people, listen up: we'll be on the Veetan homeworld in 20 minutes / / [[Machito]] / Pilot's chair: / Captain Taneel: I want your gravity belts ON at all times. This planet is denser than my great aunt Gertie...and if you take that belt off,... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100529.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 31 / 2010 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / NARRATOR: Have you heard about those shoes that "shape your thighs as you walk"?
/ Here's what you need to know! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / GRAMP: / NARRATOR: (1) They have gigantic, curved soles. / / [[carnival]] / NARRATOR: (2) They contain more rubber than a carnival... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100531.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 01 / 2010 | [[THE HOUSE (Bathroom Hallway)]] / NARRATOR: Getting through food poisoning requires FAITH, HOPE and LOVE / NARRATOR: FAITH / ARTHUR: surely... surely THAT was my last time throwing up.... / / [[THE HOUSE (Bathroom Hallway)]] / NARRATOR: HOPE / ARTHUR: oh NO
/ hope I can make it
/ hope i can make it
/ hope i can make... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100601.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 02 / 2010 | [[Bathroom]] / NARRATOR: In the first hour of food poisoning, you quickly realize: / ARTHUR: this is the worst / / [[Bathroom]] / NARRATOR: But something happens in hour two: you get this brief moment of clarity and insight. / ARTHUR: This is actually an evolutionary miracle! My stomach is able to detect and expel... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100602.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 03 / 2010 | [[THE HOUSE (Bathroom)]] / NARRATOR: THERE ARE THREE STAGES TO FOOD POISONING / NARRATOR: (1) The first stage is the terrifying realization of what awaits you in the next 24 hours. / ARTHUR: Oh GOODY...I haven't done sit-ups and crunches for months. This should make up for that deficit. / / [[THE HOUSE (Bathroom)]] / toilet:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100603.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 04 / 2010 | [[THE HOUSE (Bedroom)]] / Bed: / NARRATOR: Friends, were you recently sick, but are now feeling much, much better? / ARTHUR: Why, yes. / / [[THE HOUSE (Bedroom)]] / Bed: / NARRATOR: Well Lordy-lord: DO NOT tell your friends 'n family that! / ARTHUR: * ting-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling * / / [[THE HOUSE (Bedroom)]] / Bed: / NARRATOR:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100604.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 07 / 2010 | [[room]] / shoebox: / ARTHUR: What the? An empty shoebox? / Who leaves a shoebox just sittin' around? / / [[room]] / shoebox: / ARTHUR: / / [[room]] / shoebox: / ARTHUR: This anyone's shoebox??
/ Hello? Anyone home? / / [[room]] / shoebox: / ARTHUR: hello? / / [[room]] / shoebox: / ARTHUR: / / [[room]] / shoebox: / ARTHUR: bbbbbb... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100607.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 08 / 2010 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Box: / ARTHUR: Rooom. Rooom. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Box: / ARTHUR: MRRRRAOWW! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Box: / ARTHUR: Taka taka tak. Taka taka tak. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Box: / ARTHUR: MRRRAOWW! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Box:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100608.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 09 / 2010 | [[THE HOUSE (Living room)]] / Box: / ARTHUR: THBBBBBBBBBBBBBB / / [[THE HOUSE (Living room)]] / Box: / ARTHUR: bbbbbbb * / GRAMP: (walks by with laundry) / / [[THE HOUSE (Living room)]] / Box: / ARTHUR: (stares) / GRAMP: (stares) / / [[THE HOUSE (Living room)]] / Box: / ARTHUR: (stares) / GRAMP: (stares) / / [[THE HOUSE (Living room)]] / Box:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100609.html |
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