You're browsing the archives of Sheldon.
You can search these comics too.
show: [ show full transcriptions | abridged transcriptions | just the first line ]
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 01 / 2010 | [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: / SHELDON: / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: / SHELDON: / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: / SHELDON: / / [[THE POND]] / rock: / GRAMP: / SHELDON: / DANTE: http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100401.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 02 / 2010 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / GRAMP: There are feathers everywhere in here. / ARTHUR: Oh wow, yeah. I guess Spring has sprung. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / GRAMP: What is my one rule about your feathers? / ARTHUR: . . . phoo! I dunno. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / GRAMP: My one rule. I've... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100402.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 03 / 2010 | [[La Invincible]] / Emperor Cruz: I will let you in on a secret. / / [[La Invincible]] / Captain Taneel: / Emperor Cruz: Every ship in our fleet - and in The Continuum fleet - has a governor on its speed.
/ We fly slower than the drive would allow, because no pilot, no computer, can react fast enough to oncoming... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100403.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 04 / 2010 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: / NARRATOR: 1. Take a ten-year old boy
/ / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: / NARRATOR: 2. Put him in a pastel suit
/ / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: / NARRATOR: 3. ...on the first warm day in months.
/ / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100404.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 05 / 2010 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / Bird: PEEP? peep peep peep?
/ / ARTHUR: No thanks. I'm happy with my current life insurance.
/ / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / Bird: PEEP? peep... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100405.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 06 / 2010 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / FLACO: / ARTHUR: Let me teach you how to do it, Pumpkin Patch. First, show me your NORMAL sales pitch on Flaco.
/ / Bird: PEEP? peep peep peep?
/ / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / FLACO: / ARTHUR: See? Didn't work! Now give him the pitch I taught you.
/ / / [[OUTSIDE... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100406.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 07 / 2010 | [[bathtub]] / ARTHUR: / / [[bathtub]] / ARTHUR: / one-eyed sea monster: / / [[bathtub]] / ARTHUR: / one-eyed sea monster: / / [[bathtub]] / one-eyed sea monster: / ARTHUR: That is the FREAKIEST bath toy I've ever seen. / SHELDON: Threpio! Shut down all the garbage-smashers on the detention level!!! http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100407.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 08 / 2010 | [[bathtub]] / [[THE HOUSE (Bathroom)]] / ARTHUR: / SHELDON: I've always wondered about that garbage-smasher scene in "Star Wars." ...Why would the Death Star even NEED to smash its garbage? / / [[bathtub]] / [[THE HOUSE (Bathroom)]] / SHELDON: The trash is just going to be ejected into space, right? In which case,... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100408.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 09 / 2010 | [[bathtub]] / SHELDON: / ARTHUR: In all this talk about trash on the Death Star, you're missing the bigger picture. / / [[bathtub]] / ARTHUR: Everyone in the Empire had specific tasks, right? Stormtroopers, Snowtroopers, Scout troopers... / / [[bathtub]] / ARTHUR: But with trash on the Death Star, that means they... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100409.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 10 / 2010 | [[La Invencible]] / Emperor Cruz: I should note you'll be keeping the Machito as your ship of ooperations. / Captain Taneel: WHAT / / [[La Invencible]] / Emperor Cruz: I can't give you back your battleship. This is a mission of secrecy, not firepower. / Captain Taneel: The Machito's a dry-dock wreck! It's 17... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100410.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 12 / 2010 | [[THE POND (in pond)]] / SHELDON: You ever read about that impossibly difficult ballgame the Mayans played?
/ / ARTHUR: No. / / [[THE POND (in pond)]] / SHELDON: It was a bit like soccer: Couldn't use your hands to do anything.
/ / / [[THE POND (in pond)]] / SHELDON: And to score, you had to put the ball through... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100412.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 13 / 2010 | [[THE POND]] / rock: / SHELDON: / ARTHUR: I just looked up that Mayan ballgame you were talking about. / / [[THE POND (in pond)]] / ARTHUR: It wasn't the LOSERS who where sacroficed to the gods: it was the WINNERS of the game / SHELDON: Daaaaang that is so hard-core!..imagine the pep talk before the game. / / [[nonspecific... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100413.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 14 / 2010 | [[THE POND]] / SHELDON: Behold! I am KING of the Rock! None dare challenge my power!
/ / DANTE: ....But I challenge you!
/ / / [[THE POND]] / SHELDON: / DANTE: / NARRATOR: wap wap wap wap wap
/ / / [[THE POND]] / SHELDON: / DANTE: / NARRATOR: Splash! / / [[THE POND]] / DANTE: / SHELDON: Wow. That was sort of a grand metaphor... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100414.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 15 / 2010 | [[THE POND]] / SHELDON: / ARTHUR: Behold! I am the mightiest King of the Rock! None dare approach...for fear of my mighty wing-slappin's!
/ / / [[THE POND]] / SHELDON: / ARTHUR: / FLACO: thwap! / / [[THE POND]] / SHELDON: / FLACO: http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100415.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 16 / 2010 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / rock: / Pencil: / Sheet of paper: / ARTHUR: / DANTE: The Renaissance painter Giotto was once asked to submit a sample paining for review, ...something that would show he was a TRUE artist. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / rock: / Pencil: / Sheet of paper:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100416.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 17 / 2010 | [[Space (Outside view of the Machito)]] / Spaceship: / Pilot: Daaaaaaang.
/ ...They spruced this ship UP. / / [[The Machito]] / Chair: / Pilot: That's real cowhide you're sitting on, Captain...
/ Not cheap pleather. / Captain Taneel: Yet still... The pleather is all mine. / / [[The Machito]] / Pilot's chair: / Pilot: And... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100417.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 19 / 2010 | [[THE HOUSE]] / Chair: / Newspaper: / Lamp: / ARTHUR: Any scientist ever do a study on how scorpions look like lobsters? They're basically LAND LOBSTERS. / GRAMP: oh boy. here we go.
/ / / [[THE HOUSE]] / Chair: / Newspaper: / Lamp: / GRAMP: / ARTHUR: They both got them hard shells...both got them weird back legs...both... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100419.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 20 / 2010 | [[Drive Thru]] / GRAMP: / Speakers: OK...with a burger and fries, your order comes to $4.25. Please pull forward. / / [[Drive Thru]] / Car: Vroom! / / [[Drive Thru]] / Drive Thru Speaker System: choo choo choo / / [[Drive Thru]] / NARRATOR: Even among Transformers, there are massively huge nerds. / robot: hadurt durt ... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100420.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 21 / 2010 | [[THE HOUSE (generic room)]] / Chair: / ARTHUR: Chair chair sittin' there: Ya try to move butcha go nowhere. / Chair chair it's not fair: Got the legs butcha still sit here.
/ / / [[THE HOUSE (generic room)]] / Chair: / ARTHUR: Chair chair it's a bear...ya made a' wood so ya ain't no mare. / / [[THE HOUSE (generic... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100421.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 22 / 2010 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Chew Toy: / ARTHUR: / OSO: snurf hargg thnifft / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Chew Toy: / OSO: marrrro snurft harggg / ARTHUR: Hot plate a' gravy, man. / I know you're just gnawin' on your chew toy...but it sounds like you're GIVIN' BIRTH to the dang thing.
/ / / [[nonspecific... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100422.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 23 / 2010 | [[THE POND (in pond)]] / ARTHUR: I've developed my own form of "counting coup". / SHELDON: Counting WHAT?
/ / / [[THE POND (in pond)]] / ARTHUR: You know: Counting coup. Native Americans would show bravery by riding AS CLOSE AS POSSIBLE to their opponents...so close they could TOUCH them.
/ / / [[THE POND (in pond)]] / SHELDON:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100423.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 24 / 2010 | [[The Machito]] / Captain: / Pilot: Captain? I've been flyin' around in a big ol' circle, waitin' for orders. Do we, UH, have a destination? / / [[The Machito]] / Captain: Well, let' see. / We're searching for the home-world of your species, which no one's ever seen before. You don't know your name or remember... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100424.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 26 / 2010 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Laptop: / SHELDON: Whatcha doin?
/ / ARTHUR: Signing up for Match-Harmony.com. Gonna try a little dating. *type type*
/ / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Laptop: / SHELDON: Internet dating? Really? Won't that be...tricky? Once ladies...see...your...actual...photo?
/ / ARTHUR:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100426.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 27 / 2010 | [[THE HOUSE (at the table)]] / Laptop: / Coffee cups: / SHELDON: / ARTHUR: Phwew. I've been answering questions on this dating site for TWO HOURS. What's my favorite color? My thoughts on vegetarianism? On North Korea?
/ / / [[THE HOUSE (at the table)]] / Laptop: / Coffee cups: / SHELDON: Wow. Really? That... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100427.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 28 / 2010 | [[THE HOUSE (at the table)]] / Laptop: / Coffee cups: / SHELDON: / ARTHUR: This dating website learns as it goes. It's asking me compatibility questions based on my answers to EARLIER questions.
/ / / [[THE HOUSE (at the table)]] / Laptop: / Coffee cups: / SHELDON: Makes sense. They're trying to get to the real... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100428.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 29 / 2010 | [[THE HOUSE (at the table)]] / Laptop: / Coffee cups: / SHELDON: / ARTHUR: I can't believe it! Match-harmony.com says they found a "Strong possible match" for me.
/ / / [[THE HOUSE (at the table)]] / Laptop: / Coffee cups: / SHELDON: / ARTHUR: Imagine! Out of all those people, a "Strong possible match" for me!... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100429.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 30 / 2010 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Cell Phone: / Chicken: / Match-Harmony Customer Service: Match-Harmony Customer Service, ...How can I help you?
/ / ARTHUR: Yeah, we gotta talk about your dating services. ...You set me up with a dang CHICKEN.
/ / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Cell Phone: / ARTHUR:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100430.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 01 / 2010 | [[The Machito]] / Door: / Lock: / Pilot: Daaaaaang.
/ What's with you, 'Nando?
/ You get locked in the freezer? / Fernando: N-n-nnn-no.
/ I w-wwas just in the r-r-r-ring, check-kk-k-ing out the new s-sss-systems. / / [[Space]] / Pilot: What the heck goes on in there? You're an icecube. / Fernando: C-c-can't tell you.... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100501.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 03 / 2010 | [[THE POND]] / Ball: / SHELDON: / ARTHUR: I had a vivid, waking dream, today, of a life not led. / / [[THE POND]] / ARTHUR: I saw myself, having made different choices, having walked different paths, having met different people, and having pursued different drams. / / [[THE POND]] / ARTHUR: It was wonderful, and terrifying,... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100503.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 04 / 2010 | [[THE POND]] / Ball: / DANTE: / SHELDON: / ARTHUR: It's a weird thing, to think about the paths in life we DIDN'T take. Even if we're sure we chose the best possible path . . . Every mind eventually turns to the roads we didn't walk down. / / [[THE POND]] / ARTHUR: Could I have been an astronaut? An actor? An... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100504.html |
Archive Page:
<< 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20
21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40
41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60
61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80
81 82 83 84 85 86 87 88 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 96 97 98 99 100
101 102 103 104 105 106 107 108 >>