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| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 02 / 2010 | SHELDON: FELLOW SHELDONSOFT EMPLOYEES! TODAY I'M PROPOSING A NEW KIND OF LOGIC SYSTEM FOR COMPUTING / / SHELDON: WE ALREADY HAVE BINARY, REPRESENTING "TRUE" AND "FALSE".... AND TRINARY, REPRESENTING "TRUE," "FALSE" AND "NEUTRAL." / / Flipchart: 1. TRUE
/ 2. FALSE
/ 3. NEUTRAL
/ 4. "MEH"
/ 5. MY PANTS ARE BUNCHING / SHELDON:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100302.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 03 / 2010 | [[Shower (on)]] / Soap: / Water: / GRAMP: / NARRATOR: Are you a morning person? A Simple Test / Have you ever considered bringing a cup of coffee into the shower with you? / / [[Shower (on)]] / Coffee Cup: / Shower Head: / GRAMP: / NARRATOR: Do you in fact bring a cup in there every day? / / [[Shower (on)]] / Coffee... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100303.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 04 / 2010 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / DANTE: / NARRATOR: Inspiration / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / DANTE: / NARRATOR: Perspiration / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / DANTE: / NARRATOR: Frustration / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / NARRATOR: Vegetation / DANTE: BUHHH http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100304.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 05 / 2010 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: Whattsa matter? / ARTHUR: Oso. He swallowed a squeek toy. / OSO: squeek squeek squeek / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: Oh no! What do we do? / ARTHUR: We call a vet is what we do. We gotta help him! / OSO: squeek squeek / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100305.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 06 / 2010 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Captain Taneel: To what do I owe the pleasure, your highness? / Emperor Cruz: I would speak with you in person, Captain. RIGHT NOW. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Captain Taneel: Don't suppose I have a choice in that. / Emperor Cruz: Not really, no. I'll see you... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100306.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 07 / 2010 | [[nonspecific (white background) (Narration Panel)]] / NARRATOR: Spring is just around the corner, so today we present this public service: How to Know Exactly When to Pick Your Fruit. / / [[Next to Fruit Tree]] / Tree: / GRAMP: / NARRATOR: Nope! Not quite ripe yet. / / [[Next to Fruit Tree]] / Tree: / GRAMP: / NARRATOR:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100307.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 08 / 2010 | [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: Wow. Did you know a duck's quack doesn't echo? / ARTHUR: Uggghh. That is so untrue it hurts to hear you say it. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: But... it says it right here. / ARTHUR: Where? In an e-mail forwarded to you by your great aunt Gertie? Ducks' quacks echo. ...We're not x-men. / / [[THE... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100308.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 09 / 2010 | [[THE HOUSE]] / [[Kitchen]] / Oven mittens: / Stove: / ARTHUR: Oooo! Baking cookies, eh? / GRAMP: Sure am. / / [[THE HOUSE (Kitchen)]] / knife: / Counter: / cookie sheet: / GRAMP: / ARTHUR: Hey. Wait a minute. You ain't baking You're just cooking up chunks of extruded cookie log. I don't think pre-made stumps of cookie... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100309.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 10 / 2010 | [[THE HOUSE]] / NARRATOR: The Life-Cycle of the Store-Bought Cookie Dough Log / / [[THE HOUSE]] / cookie dough log: / NARRATOR: Eating it straight with a spoon. (check) Awesome. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / cookie sheet: / NARRATOR: Eating them while they're still hot out of the oven. (check) Awesome. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / Cookies:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100310.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 11 / 2010 | [[THE HOUSE (generic room)]] / Pillow: / NARRATOR: You are about to witness it. / OSO: zzZzZ / / [[THE HOUSE (generic room)]] / Pillow: / OSO: / / [[THE HOUSE (generic room)]] / Pillow: / OSO: / NARRATOR: DING! Level-30 Pugness! / / [[THE HOUSE (generic room)]] / Pillow: / OSO: / NARRATOR: oh SNAP! Ding AGAIN! Level-31! http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100311.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 12 / 2010 | [[THE HOUSE (generic room)]] / GRAMP: I am so mad at you! How dare you piddle on my pillow! / / [[THE HOUSE]] / OSO: / / [[THE HOUSE (generic room)]] / GRAMP: / / [[THE HOUSE]] / OSO: / / [[THE HOUSE (generic room)]] / GRAMP: / / [[THE HOUSE]] / OSO: / / [[THE HOUSE (generic room)]] / GRAMP: Fine. FINE! I'll just buy a new one.... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100312.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 13 / 2010 | [[Space (Outside view of La Invencible)]] / Spaceship: / NARRATOR: A short shuttle ride later... / Emperor Cruz: Welcome aboard LA INVENCIBLE, Captain. If you'll follow my holograms, they'll guide you to me. / / [[La Invincible]] / Captain Taneel: / Emperor Cruz: Do not fear for your stay here. I can assure you... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100313.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 14 / 2010 | [[THE POND (in pond)]] / Ball: / SHELDON: / ARTHUR: Check this out... / / [[THE POND (in pond)]] / Ball: / ARTHUR: / SHELDON: / / [[THE POND (in pond)]] / Ball: / SHELDON: / / [[THE POND (in pond)]] / Ball: / SHELDON: / ARTHUR: boop! / / [[THE POND (in pond)]] / Ball: / ARTHUR: / SHELDON: / / [[THE POND (in pond)]] / Ball: / ARTHUR:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100314.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 15 / 2010 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: / ARTHUR: That's right. Got a letter. / DANTE: What? / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: People writin' to me. Usin' paper. Not a big deal. Got a letter. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: Pretty important person. To be gettin' a letter. / / [[nonspecific... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100315.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 16 / 2010 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / headphones: / SHELDON: This song is amazing! No song has ever been so amazing! Amazing! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / headphones: / SHELDON: I shall listen to this song again and again and again... / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / headphones: / NARRATOR: Until... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100316.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 17 / 2010 | [[Kitchen (near Counter)]] / Honey: / cookie sheet: / apron: / ARTHUR: How old is this honey? It looks like it went bad. / GRAMP: Honey doesn't go bad. Just eat it. / / [[Kitchen (near Counter)]] / Honey: / cookie sheet: / apron: / ARTHUR: What do you mean it doesn't go bad? Of course it goes bad. Everything goes bad. / GRAMP:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100317.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 18 / 2010 | [[THE HOUSE (at the table)]] / [[Table]] / mall: / OSO: / NARRATOR: It;s here! The National census! / / [[THE HOUSE (at the table)]] / [[Table]] / mall: / OSO: / FLACO: / NARRATOR: The census only happens once a decade, but it determines billions in federal funding ...so it's vitally important you fill it out. / / [[THE... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100318.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 19 / 2010 | [[THE HOUSE (front door)]] / Book: / GRAMP: Can I help you? / Census Agent: I'm with the U.S. Census. / / [[THE HOUSE (front door)]] / Book: / Census Agent: / GRAMP: Oh, hi! How can I help you? / NARRATOR: FWIP! / / [[THE HOUSE (front door)]] / Book: / GRAMP: / Census Agent: / / [[THE HOUSE (backyard)]] / pool: / sunglasses:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100319.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 20 / 2010 | [[La Invincible]] / Emperor Cruz: You and I have a shared opportunity, Captain. / Captain Taneel: An opportunity? / / [[La Invincible]] / Emperor Cruz: Indeed! To set things right! ...I have a war that's going badly, and YOU have a jail sentence that needs commuting. / Captain Taneel: How is it that YOU kill... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100320.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 21 / 2010 | NARRATOR: A Human Life, as Measured by Paper Towel Usage / Graph: Y-Plane: Not So Many -- Uses a LOT of paper towels.
/ X-Plane: (# of years old) 10,20,30,40,50,60,70,80
/ 1. Mastery of the spoon at year two! Paper towel usage drops dramatically
/ 2.Occasional spikes for birthday parties.
/ 3.The college years:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100321.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 22 / 2010 | [[THE HOUSE]] / Thermostat: / GRAMP: What the…? Who put the thermostat up to 84°?? It's a sauna in here! / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: Guys? Hello? Anyone home? …guys? / / [[THE HOUSE]] / Thermostat: / GRAMP: You can not do this! The bill will be huge! And no one's even home! It's goin' back down! / / [[THE HOUSE]] / Thermostat:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100322.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 23 / 2010 | [[THE HOUSE (by hallway door)]] / Thermostat: / GRAMP: I know it's you, lizard! I know you're turning heat up the heat! / / [[THE HOUSE (by hallway door)]] / Thermostat: / GRAMP: I'm turning it back down! DO YOU HEAR ME?? I don't care where you're hiding: you're not turning itb back up! / / [[THE HOUSE (by hallway... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100323.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 24 / 2010 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / FLACO: / GRAMP: No! No more! You're not turning up the heat! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Thermostat: / FLACO: / GRAMP: You're not sneaking around me...
/ You're not going above me...
/ You're not crawlin' any walls... / You're not turning up the dang heat. / / [[nonspecific... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100324.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 25 / 2010 | [[THE HOUSE (generic room)]] / FLACO: / ARTHUR: TAKE A KNEE, SON. WE NEED TO TALK. ...GRAMP SAYS YOU BEEN CRANKIN' UP THE HEATER ALL DAY. / / [[THE HOUSE (generic room)]] / FLACO: / ARTHUR: LISTEN, I GET IT: WE ALL WANT TO BE COZY. ...BUT YOU'RE GOING ABOUT IT ALL WRONG. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100325.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 26 / 2010 | [[THE HOUSE]] / OSO: / FLACO: / ARTHUR: So it's agreed! Even though we all enjoy a warm house, We won't crank up the heat. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / OSO: / FLACO: / ARTHUR: Instead, we'll take turns sittin' on Gramps noggin. / / [[THE HOUSE (a chair in the corner)]] / OSO: / FLACO: / GRAMP: "TAKE TURNS"??? / ARTHUR: Family... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100326.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 27 / 2010 | [[Space (Outside view of La Invencible)]] / Spaceship: / Captain Taneel: How do you even KNOW about my pilot? / Emperor Cruz: Captain, La Familia controls every computer on every ship in "La grande y felicissima Armada" / / [[La Invincible]] / Emperor Cruz: As soon as I knew my uncle's... killer... was on board... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100327.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 28 / 2010 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (park)]] / NARRATOR: Every time you take your dog out, you have the same thought / GRAMP: C'mon, already! Just pick a tree! What isthere to be picky about? / OSO: snif snif snif snif snif snif snif snif snif / / [[Public Bathroom]] / sink: / NARRATOR: But if you're honest... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100328.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 29 / 2010 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / DANTE: Oh man I am having the worst day. / SHELDON: Sounds like you need to bring the thoonk. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / DANTE: Yeah…. yeah. A good thoonk would cure what ails me. / SHELDON: Ain't nobody can fight the joy of a good thoonk. / ARTHUR:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100329.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 30 / 2010 | [[THE POND (Standin on shore)]] / rock: / DANTE: This is like nature's wonder drug.
/ / SHELDON: If it is, then I'm uppin' my dosage. / / [[THE POND (Standin on shore)]] / rock: / DANTE: / SHELDON: Ha!... side effects may include getting soaked. / / [[THE POND (Standin on shore)]] / Lable: Thonk (tm) - 25mg - (Splashiahexaprene... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100330.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 31 / 2010 | [[THE POND (Standing on a rock)]] / rock: THOONK / DANTE: ha ha ha ha! / SHELDON: It's such a shame that modern life forces most folks to live in cities.
/ Nobody has ponds around....nobody gets to thoonk anymore. / / [[THE POND]] / SHELDON: We need a way to get nature back to the masses. / / [[THE POND]] / iPhone: / SHELDON:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100331.html |
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