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| Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 02 / 2009 | [[THE HOUSE (Living room)]] / [[Living Room (In Gramp's chair)]] / Chair: / GRAMP: / ARTHUR: You think about a massive star like "VY Canis Majoris"... And you realize how tiny and insignificant you are in the grand scale of things. / / [[THE HOUSE (Living room)]] / [[Living Room (In Gramp's chair)]] / Chair: / GRAMP:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/091202.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 03 / 2009 | [[THE HOUSE (a chair in the corner)]] / Chair: / GRAMP: / ARTHUR: We are on one planet, in one solar system, on one spiral arm of the milky way galaxy. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: But WITHIN our galaxy, there are probably another 200 to 400 billion other stars. A fair chunk of which, presumably, have planetary... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/091203.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 04 / 2009 | [[Library]] / Bookcase: / Poster: / Poster: / Poster: / Poster: / SHELDON: / ARTHUR: I see the library reading program is trying a little nerd-outreach. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/091204.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 05 / 2009 | [[Ship hallway]] / Fernando ('Nando): Before you go on the bridge; a word to the wise: The Captain ain't a happy camper at the moment. / / [[Ship hallway]] / Fernando ('Nando): When my uncle threw you in jail, he also took away her command. Said she "cavorted with regicide." Pff / / [[Ship hallway]] / Nosh: I... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/091205.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 06 / 2009 | [[nonspecific (colored background)]] / gingerbread house: / SHELDON: / FLACO: / ARTHUR: Check it: ours is "Howl's Moving Castle" http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/091206.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 07 / 2009 | [[THE POND]] / music notes: / ARTHUR: PanCAAKe / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (Rocks)]] / ARTHUR: panCAAKE / SHELDON: panCAAKE / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: panCAAKE / SHELDON: panCAAKE / GRAMP: panCAAKE / / music notes: / SHELDON: panCAAKE / ARTHUR: panCAAKE / SHELDON: panCAAKE / / music notes: / SHELDON: PanCAAKE / ARTHUR:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/091207.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 08 / 2009 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / GRAMP: We're three capable guys. Surely we can make pancakes from scratch. / SHELDON: oh yeah! / ARTHUR: but...what's in 'em? / / GRAMP: Well, it's flour, right? And water? / SHELDON: And sugar? Salt? / ARTHUR: And ... oil and milk and eggs, ... I think? / / [[nonspecific (white... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/091208.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 09 / 2009 | [[Restaurant]] / pancakes: / Syrup: / ARTHUR: Aw, dang it. I accidentally poured syrup on ALL FOUR of my pancakes. / SHELDON: What's wrong with that? / / [[Restaurant]] / ARTHUR: Well now I'm fighting the clock! I gotta hustle through pancakes one and two, before pancakes three and four get soggier than a wet dog.... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/091209.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 10 / 2009 | [[Restaurant]] / ARTHUR: Pancakes need their own promotional slogan, like pork or beef. / SHELDON: Like "Beef: it's what's for dinner"? / / [[Restaurant]] / ARTHUR: Exactly. / SHELDON: …But what would a pancake slogan be? / / [[Restaurant]] / SHELDON: / ARTHUR: "Pancakes: ...they're nature's pancakes." http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/091210.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 11 / 2009 | [[THE HOUSE (Kitchen)]] / [[Kitchen]] / Coffee Cup: / spoon: / GRAMP: / NARRATOR: You've done it! You've just made the perfect coup of coffee. The sugar to cream ratio is PERFECT! / / [[THE HOUSE (Kitchen)]] / [[Kitchen]] / Coffee Cup: / spoon: / GRAMP: / NARRATOR: ...But within a few minutes, it's gone / / [[THE HOUSE... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/091211.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 12 / 2009 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Nosh: Captain, you STOLE this ship?!? You should not have done this! Now you are actual criminal! / Captain Taneel: Nosh, we're already criminals in the eyes of the new emperor. Too loyal to the old regime. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Nosh: Yes, but now they... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/091212.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 13 / 2009 | [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: / ARTHUR: Hey- c'mere for a second … can you read this letter for me and tell me what you think? / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: "Dear Santa: I have a special request this year. Please bring me no gifts this Christmas" / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: "…As a dad, I want my son to know only happiness... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/091213.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 14 / 2009 | [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: Guh. Is this that station that plays Christmas music all December? / GRAMP: Oh… yeah. Um… ugh. Sure is. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: Boy, um, if I wasn't so bone-tired, I would so get up and change this station / GRAMP: Boy, me too. 'cause I'm… similarly… tired. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: Boy. / GRAMP:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/091214.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 15 / 2009 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / GRAMP: / ARTHUR: whoa whoa whoa. What is this nonsense? / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / GRAMP: I noticed my mustache was gettin' long, so I gave it the ol' curly-magoo. / ARTHUR: Dude, you gotta be careful with mustaches. There's such a fine line between "normal-looking"... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/091215.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 16 / 2009 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / GRAMP: / ARTHUR: How are things in the Kaisers 4th batallion? /
/ Trotsky old bean! Good to see you! / SHELDON: Untie that damsel from the track, you scoundrel! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / GRAMP: / ARTHUR: Hey pal: that your '65 harley parked outside? / Let us... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/091216.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 17 / 2009 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / NARRATOR: Every dude experiments with a long mustache at some point in their life. These include.... / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / GRAMP: / NARRATOR: The WWI FLYING ACE. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / GRAMP: / NARRATOR: The SALVADOR DALI / / [[nonspecific (white... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/091217.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 18 / 2009 | [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: / ARTHUR: Your grandfather's sending out the annual Christmas cards / SHELDON: I noticed. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: But that list he's working from - I've never seen half those names. / SHELDON: He claims they're "old friends" / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: He said that to me, too. But I'm betting... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/091218.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 19 / 2009 | [[Bridge]] / Con: Captain, we've got trouble. A Moebius-class continuum ship is coming up behind us. / Captain Taneel: Dios. / Nosh: A Moebius is a figure-eight that goes loopty-loopty-loop. / The Pilot: Yes, thank you. / / [[Bridge]] / Captain Taneel: Nosh, QUIET. Mr. Cruz, can you wring anything special out of... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/091219.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 20 / 2009 | [[nonspecific (white background) (Red Bow on top of panel)]] / NARRATOR: The Christmas season is upon us! Which means it's time for Falco's rendition of Carol of the Bells! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / FLACO: SQUEE squee squee squee / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / FLACO: SQUEE squee squee squee / / [[nonspecific... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/091220.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 21 / 2009 | [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: / ARTHUR: Announcement! I've revised my christmas wish list on the fridge. Please note that #2 has been bumped up to #1. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: A HEM. Please note it. / GRAMP: Oh.... oh! / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: You didn't WRITE on anything. / GRAMP: Oh, it's more... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/091221.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 22 / 2009 | [[THE HOUSE (generic room)]] / Santa hat: / ARTHUR: C'mo c'mon C'MON c'mon c'mon c'mon / GRAMP: NO. I'm not telling you who I got. Secret Santa is supposed to be a SECRET. / / [[THE HOUSE (generic room)]] / Santa hat: / ARTHUR: You can at leaset gimme a hint. / GRAMP: Well, I'm NOT shopping at "Toy 'R US," But I... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/091222.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 23 / 2009 | [[THE HOUSE]] / Christmas Tree: / gifts: / Train set: / ARTHUR: Next stop: Christmas Village! / / [[THE HOUSE]] / Christmas Tree: / gifts: / Train set: / / [[THE HOUSE]] / Christmas Tree: / gifts: / Train set: / ARTHUR: ...Next Stop: Christmas Village! / / [[THE HOUSE]] / Christmas Tree: / gifts: / Train set: / GRAMP: C'mon, man. / ARTHUR:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/091223.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 24 / 2009 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: / NARRATOR: It's tricky to negotiate the Christmas wake-up time / SHELDON: 6 am? / GRAMP: Aw HECK no. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: / NARRATOR: But with flexibility, you'll get there / ARTHUR: ...How about 7am? / GRAMP: 7:30. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / NARRATOR:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/091224.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 25 / 2009 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / envelope: / envelope: / SHELDON: Merry Christmas, buddy! I got you a $20 iTunes card! / ARTHUR: Oh. ...I got YOU a $20 iTunes card. / / Cards: / envelope: / SHELDON: Oh. / ARTHUR: Oh. / / SHELDON: / ARTHUR: / / SHELDON: This is weak sauce. / ARTHUR: ...It should be noted MINE'S a nicer... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/091225.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 26 / 2009 | [[THE HOUSE (generic room)]] / Christmas Tree: / Christmas ornaments: / Wrapping Paper: / Lil' Scamp Electric Ride Along: / Box: Lil' Scamp Electric Ride-Along
/ Ages 4 and up / GRAMP: / SHELDON: / FLACO: / ARTHUR: You guys are the BEST. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/091226.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 27 / 2009 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (backyard)]] / Child electric car: / FLACO: / ARTHUR: What does one do when one is given a child's electric ride-on toy?
/ / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: Does one immediately go online to find out how to disable the governor on the motor?...Bringing the... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/091227.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 28 / 2009 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / Dog: / Pug: / NARRATOR_: Most dogs have tails that wag. But not pugs. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / Pug: / NARRATOR_: Due to weird breeding, pug tails are fused to their butt in a permanent curly-q. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / Pug:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/091228.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 29 / 2009 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / SHELDON: / Pug: / NARRATOR: It's kinda sad to see a pug do their whole-butt-at-once-tail-wag. You're left with two possible reactions. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / SHELDON: / Pug: / NARRATOR: 1. Feel a little bit sorry for them, that they can't wag... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/091229.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 30 / 2009 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Nerf gun: / Nerf balls: / NARRATOR: The evolution of NERF balls into guns is a little disturbing. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Nerf gun: / Nerf balls: / NARRATOR: It started with a NERF engineer figuring out you could "Shoot NERF pretty painlessly" / engineer 1: FOOOP! / engineer... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/091230.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 31 / 2009 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Nerf Bazooka: / SHELDON: / ARTHUR: ...YOU SEE WHERE THIS IS HEADED, DON'T YOU? / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: ALL THIS NERF-GUN TECHNOLOGY IS GETTING MORE AND MORE COMPLEX AND MORE AND MORE MENACING. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: AND IT'S JUST... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/091231.html |
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