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| Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 03 / 2009 | [[Dinner table]] / Chicken Drumstick: / SHELDON: If you grew up rich; Seperate out the cartilage, arteries, veins, skin etc) / / [[Dinner table]] / Chicken Drumstick: / GRAMP: If you grew up poor; Plow right on in to the awesomeness. (Stopping only if you hit soemthing truly nasty) http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090903.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 04 / 2009 | [[Inside (non-specific)]] / Coffee Cup: / coffee pot: / ARTHUR: / GRAMP: When I first drank coffee in college, I thought it tasted TERRIBLE. ...I drank it solely for the caffeine. / / [[Inside (non-specific) (Flat white background)]] / Coffee Cup: / GRAMP: But over the years, I've really come to like the taste. / / [[Inside... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090904.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 05 / 2009 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / Tree: / Nosh: Hey, little friend! You 'wake! / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / Nosh: You very brave, little friend! You jump between guard's weapon. Thinking to save me, eh? / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (Rocks)]] / Nosh: / *: / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090905.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 06 / 2009 | [[window]] / Teenage Gramp: / NARRATOR: HOW IT WORKS / NARRATOR: ADOLESCENCE is wishing you could go out every night / / [[Party]] / Streamers: / Collegiate Gramp: / NARRATOR: COLLEGE is realizing you CAN go out every night / / [[THE HOUSE (By the Phone)]] / GRAMP: Dang it, Now i gotta shower and put on pants / NARRATOR:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090906.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 07 / 2009 | [[THE POND (almost empty)]] / FLACO: / ARTHUR: "Boolean Search String." What an awesome phrase. Sounds so cool. Boolean Search String. Boolean Search String. / / [[THE POND (almost empty)]] / ARTHUR: Try it: "Boolean Search String" / FLACO: squee-ee squee squee / / [[THE POND (almost empty)]] / ARTHUR: Boolean... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090907.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 08 / 2009 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: Seriously? You can't see it in the could? It's a dude standing on top of a mountain. / FLACO: squee squee squee squee squee / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / FLACO: / ARTHUR: What? Are you Kidding? / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / FLACO:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090908.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 09 / 2009 | [[Grassy Hill]] / FLACO: / ARTHUR: HAHA! Check out that cloud! It looks like a fat Karl Marx eatin' pizza / / [[Grassy Hill]] / FLACO: / ARTHUR: ha ha HA... you go, fat Karl Marx! You eat that pizza! / / [[Grassy Hill]] / ARTHUR: / FLACO: / / [[Grassy Hill]] / ARTHUR: HUH. ... I wonder if Marx ever actually ATE a pizza... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090909.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 10 / 2009 | [[THE POND (almost empty)]] / Water: / ARTHUR: I just realized something:
/ Fantasy Football is Dungeons and Dragons for guys who'd never willingly play D&D. / SHELDON: ha ha ha... Better yet, it's more like Pokémon: you get your little men, memorize their little stats, and watch them fight their little fights.... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090910.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 11 / 2009 | [[THE HOUSE (generic room)]] / Viking Helmet: / Football Jersey: / ARTHUR: Let's compare, shall we? / / [[nonspecific (white background) (Narration Panel)]] / Sheet of paper: Fantasy Football VS. Dungeons & Dragons / / [[nonspecific (white background) (Narration Panel)]] / Sheet of paper: | D&D | FF |
/ 1. Choosing... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090911.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 12 / 2009 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / The Pilot: My heads all jumbly. I ...do I..?
/ Do I know you? / Nosh: No. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / The Pilot: But.... your a prisoner? / Nosh: Yes. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / The Pilot: And I'M a prisoner? / Nosh: Yes. / / The Pilot: Do we at least know what... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090912.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 13 / 2009 | [[THE HOUSE (Bathroom)]] / bath pillow: / Bathtub: / Magazine: / GRAMP: ?? / / [[THE HOUSE (Bathroom)]] / bath pillow: / Bathtub: / Magazine: / GRAMP: / (SOUND FX): CRASH / / [[THE HOUSE (Bathroom)]] / Bathtub: / bath pillow: / GRAMP: / ARTHUR: It's OK! Nothing broke! It's fine! / / [[THE HOUSE (Bathroom)]] / GRAMP: / ARTHUR:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090913.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 14 / 2009 | Bowl: / NARRATOR: YOU'VE JUST MADE BROWNIES. AND LICKED THE BOWL CLEAN. / / spoon: / NARRATOR: AND THE SPOON. / / Whisk: / NARRATOR: AND THE OUTSIDE OF THE WHISK. BUT HOW DO YOU GET TO THAT TANTALIZING FINAL BIT ON THE INSIDE? / / Whisk: / NARRATOR: THIS IS WHERE THE TRUE CHOCOHOLICS REVEAL THEMSELVES / NARRATOR:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090914.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 15 / 2009 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Whistle: / GRAMP: / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Whistle: / GRAMP: / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Whistle: / GRAMP: / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Whistle: / GRAMP: / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Whistle: / GRAMP: aw, thoot. / ARTHUR: Proud moment,... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090915.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 16 / 2009 | [[Kitchen]] / Brownie: / GRAMP: / NARRATOR: You've waited and waited... and now the brownies are done. / / [[Kitchen]] / Brownie: / GRAMP: / NARRATOR: You cut into the pan with child like glee: you've been dyin' for this moment. / / [[Kitchen]] / Brownie: / GRAMP: / (SOUND FX): bite / / [[Kitchen]] / Brownie: / Bowl: / NARRATOR:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090916.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 17 / 2009 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Brownie: / ARTHUR: Dude, there is MAGIC in your brownie idea. / GRAMP: What idea? / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Brownie: / ARTHUR: Hold on. I gotta make some calls. Gotta get some VC-funding for this. / GRAMP: For WHAT? / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / NARRATOR:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090917.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 18 / 2009 | [[THE HOUSE (generic room)]] / Chair: / ARTHUR: Why do you do this to yourself? / GRAMP: Do what to myself? / / [[THE HOUSE (generic room)]] / Chair: / ARTHUR: every time the home depot catalog comes, you read it over and over again / GRAMP: so? / / [[THE HOUSE (generic room)]] / Chair: / ARTHUR: So? you already own every... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090918.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 19 / 2009 | [[Prison Cafeteria]] / The Pilot: C'mon, Noosh. You REALLY tellin' me you're in the Navy? / Nosh: Is pronounced "Nosh." And yes, for many years. / / [[Prison Cafeteria]] / The Pilot: Then how'd you end up in prison? / Nosh: ha ha ha No. Is too long a story. I do not want to waste your time. / / [[Prison Cafeteria]] / The... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090919.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 20 / 2009 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / garden hose: / swimming pool: / ARTHUR: / GRAMP: Aw, dangit. I got water all over my shirt.
/ ...be right back. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / swimming pool: / ARTHUR: / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / swimming pool: / GRAMP: There: that's... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090920.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 21 / 2009 | [[Swimming pool]] / sunglasses: / pool: / SHELDON: / Attorney: Mister Arthur T. Duck? / ARTHUR: Magic, baby. You talkin' to him. / / [[Swimming pool]] / sunglasses: / pool: / SHELDON: / Attorney: Sir, you've been served a court summons. / ARTHUR: whoa whoa whoa. A summons? For what?? / / [[Swimming pool]] / sunglasses:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090921.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 22 / 2009 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / pool: / SHELDON: I don't get it. On what grounds can Lord Biggles Chiggles sue you for libel? You've never even met him, never mind WRITTEN about him. / ARTHUR: Thaaaat's not exactly true. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / pool: / ARTHUR: / SHELDON: / / [[OUTSIDE... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090922.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 23 / 2009 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (field)]] / Towel: / SHELDON: Shoot. Now you have a member of the House of Lords suing you for libel. What do we do about it? / ARTHUR: We fire up the blog and tell the whole world what a fat-head he is. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (field)]] / Towel: / ARTHUR:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090923.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 24 / 2009 | [[Living Room]] / Chair: / Book: / SHELDON: GRAMP, CAN I GO TO BRITAIN FOR A FEW WEEKS? ARTHUR'S BEING SUED BY A DUDE IN THE HOUSE OF LORDS / GRAMP: oh for heaven's sake. / / [[Living Room]] / GRAMP: WHY DO YOU HAVE TO CAUSE TROUBLE CONSTANTLY?? WHY CAN'T YOU JUST SIT THERE AND BE A NORMAL DANG DUCK? / ARTHUR: NO... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090924.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 25 / 2009 | [[Sheldonsoft]] / ARTHUR: / SHELDON: BEHOLD! I've assembled all 49 of my "Sheldonsoft" corporate lawyers...And we're gonna WIN that English lawsuit for you. / / [[Sheldonsoft]] / SHELDON: / ARTHUR: / Lawyers: / lawyer: Woo hoo / / [[Sheldonsoft]] / ARTHUR: Ok, yeah, great...But how many of you know ENGLISH law?? / / [[Sheldonsoft]] / SHELDON:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090925.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 26 / 2009 | [[Prison]] / Pickles: / Alien: / Nosh: So they put ME in prison, even though I am not on same planet when emperor is killed. / The Pilot: Whoa whoa whoa...HOLD UP. Are you eating pickles? Where you gettin' pickles? / / [[Prison]] / Pickles: / Nosh: Oh, I take from mess hall. I hide them under shirt. / The Pilot: I've... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090926.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 27 / 2009 | [[THE POND]] / Ball: / SHELDON: / DANTE: It's weird. / / [[THE POND]] / Ball: / DANTE: ...You take a poll of anyone alive today, and half the people would say its the high point of civilization, and half would say we're sliding into the abyss. ...and half would say we're just muddling through. / SHELDON: ...Can't... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090927.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 28 / 2009 | [[THE HOUSE (generic room)]] / SHELDON: Um.......No. We can't take my corporate jet to England. It's out of
/ commission. / ARTHUR: WHAT?
/ It's brand new!
/ How can that be?? / / [[THE HOUSE (generic room)]] / ARTHUR: / SHELDON: I asked my engineers to make one tiny modification, and... it didn't
/ work out. / / [[airport]] / Star... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090928.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 29 / 2009 | [[THE HOUSE]] / Laptop: / GRAMP: There! Booked our flight to London! / ARTHUR: Did you make sure to get us a flight with video games in the seats?
/ please
/ please
/ please
/ please / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: YES, I did. / ARTHUR: 'Cause I can't emphasize this enough: IT'S A NINE-HOUR FLIGHT. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / Laptop:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090929.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 30 / 2009 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / [[Airplane]] / [[airport]] / airline stewardess: Folks, we're gonna be waiing here on the tarmac for a while, so let me give you a rundown of how things are gonna go. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Microphone: / airline stewardess: Over the next 20 minutes,... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090930.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 01 / 2009 | [[Sky]] / Airplane: / NARRATOR: On a plane flight, there are some activities where EVERYONE LOSES. / / [[Airplane]] / seatbelt: / Pillow: / FLACO: / NARRATOR: For example: standing up to get a bag, mid-flight. There are no winners here. No winners. / GRAMP: Here we go... / NARRATOR: click / / [[Airplane]] / overhead compartment:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/091001.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 02 / 2009 | [[Airplane]] / GRAMP: Ma'am? Is it possible to get peanuts instead of pretzels? / flight attendent: No way. We don't go NEAR peanuts any more. / / [[Airplane]] / Chart: / flight attendent: At some point in the past five years, 99.999% of the human race became deathly allergic to peanuts. Science can't figure... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/091002.html |
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