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Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 07 / 2009 [[Courthouse (outside)]] / ARTHUR: That judge seemed nice. / GRAMP: Oh sure... NOW you're "Chatty Cathy". / / [[Outdoors]] / ARTHUR: Hey man, sometimes I get shy around new people. / GRAMP: YOU GET SHY MY BIG RED RUMP. You never get shy. / / [[Outdoors]] / ARTHUR: Look, I'm sorry. I was just messin' with you. I'll...
Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 08 / 2009 [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (lawn)]] / ARTHUR: Do you remember the Star Trek movie where they had to travel back in time, capture a whale, bring it forward in time, and make it talk to threatening aliens? / SHELDON: Sure. Yeah. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (lawn)]] / ARTHUR: / SHELDON:...
Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 09 / 2009 [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Car: / NARRATOR: When you're young, you hear the music of your generation EVERYWHERE: on radio, on TV and in films / Young Gramp: / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / NARRATOR: But as you get older, your music disappears from pop culture: it's old people's music. / GRAMP:...
Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 10 / 2009 [[nonspecific (white background)]] / NARRATOR: Sometimes you can be mad at a friend, for something they did to you... IN A DREAM. / SHELDON: / ARTHUR: ...You mad at me? / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / NARRATOR: They've done nothing to you in real life, but you can't stop being angry at them. It all...
Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 11 / 2009 [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: You CANNOT be mad at me for something I did in your dream. It didn't happen! / SHELDON: You were a jerk. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: I wasn't a jerk! That's the point! You just DREAMED I was a jerk! In some illogical, impossible dream! / SHELDON:...
 
Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 12 / 2009 [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / SHELDON: You know how you get a song stuck in your brain? And you can't get it out? And it's super annoying? / ARTHUR: Yeah. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / SHELDON: So... what happens when THE BORG get a song stuck in their head? They're a HIVE MIND!...
Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 13 / 2009 [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Borg: We are the Borg. Resistance is futile. / Geordie (Star Trek: The Next Generation): / Riker (Star Trek: The Next Generation): Aigh! Our weapons aren't stopping them! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Borg 2 (Larry): Luuuuck be a laaady to-night... / Borg: Larry,...
Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 14 / 2009 [[Space]] / Spaceship: / NARRATOR: Once, they were the scourge of the universe. But now, the Borg have been completely defeated. / / [[Space]] / Spaceship: / NARRATOR: They float through space, engines off, still reeling from the super-weapon that humanity unleashed upon them: / / [[Space]] / Spaceship: / Borg: This...
Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 15 / 2009 [[Street]] / Bag of Groceries: / Jeannie: Mister? Would you like to buy some girl scout cookies? / GRAMP: No thank you, little one. I'm trying to cut down. / / [[Street]] / Jeannie: Oh. OH! "Cutting down," you say? I see. I see. Interesting. / / [[Street]] / Bag of Groceries: / Box: / GRAMP: / Jeannie: Tell you what....
Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 16 / 2009 [[THE HOUSE (Living room)]] / Television: / ARTHUR: / SHELDON: I guess "Shark Week" was such a popular TV stunt, they decided to leverage it further. / / [[THE HOUSE (Living room)]] / Television: / SHELDON: / ARTHUR: Yeah, but "Shark Week" literally has BITE. It markets itself. But this idea! This borders on......
 
Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 17 / 2009 [[In front of the television]] / ARTHUR: It's fun to see professional journalists and zoologists lose it during "Pug Week." / SHELDON: "Lose it"? How so? / / [[In front of the television]] / ARTHUR: Well, just watch 'em track this pack of wild pugs in Kenya / SHELDON: / Reporter: To the trained eye, it's easy...
Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 18 / 2009 [[African savannah (Sun, tree)]] / NARRATOR: In the tall grass of the Serengeti, a wild pug will wait, motionless, for UP TO 48 HOURS. / / [[African savannah]] / Wild pug (dog): / NARRATOR: They are waiting for THE perfect moment to strike. Wind conditions, time of day, type of prey... it all has to be perfect. / / [[African...
Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 19 / 2009 [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (long grass)]] / OSO: / NARRATOR: When a wild pug hunts, their stamina is AMAZING. They will crouch and wait as long as needed to catch their prey. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (long grass)]] / OSO: / NARRATOR: Famed big-game zoologist John Martin once...
Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 20 / 2009 [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Elephant: / NARRATOR: Rare is the animal that can take on a lion. One such beast is the bull elephant: it has the girth and tusks to stop the king of the jungle. / / [[Outdoors]] / Wild pug (dog): / Lion, male: RAWRR / NARRATOR: But even an elephant can't match the fighting...
Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 21 / 2009 [[THE POND]] / SHELDON: / ARTHUR: Hands down, you know what the weirdest health product is? FISH OIL. ...and people have been doin' it FOR CENTURIES. / / [[THE POND]] / SHELDON: Why is it weird that they've been doin' it for centuries? / ARTHUR: Well, compare it to vitamin B-12, for example. Science and engineering...
 
Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 22 / 2009 [[Outside - Rocks]] / sunglasses: / ARTHUR: OK, here's the situtation. My parents went away on a week's vacation. / FLACO: Z / / [[Outside - Rocks]] / sunglasses: / ARTHUR: And they left the keys to the brand new Porsche. Do they mind? Mmm. Well. Of course not. / FLACO: [Sound effect: eyelids make "poink" sound...
Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 23 / 2009 [[THE HOUSE]] / suitcase: / FLACO: / SHELDON: Whoa. What's with the luggage? / ARTHUR: We're going to Hawaii! Flaco's been savin' up his allowance, and he's treating us! / / [[THE HOUSE]] / suitcase: / FLACO: / SHELDON: Allowance? You give him an allowance? / ARTHUR: I don't... but your grandfather does. Ever since...
Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 24 / 2009 [[nonspecific (white background)]] / suitcase: / FLACO: / ARTHUR: Every trip we take, we forget to pack something... So let's go down the list to be sure we got it all. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: Hawaiian shirts? / FLACO: squee / ARTHUR: Shorts? / FLACO: squee / ARTHUR: Swimsuits? / FLACO: squee / / [[nonspecific...
Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 25 / 2009 [[airport]] / Airplane: / Pilot: Welcome aboard flight #239! / ARTHUR: Wow! The captain! You know, when I was a kid, the captain used to invite us little ones to see the cockpit. / / [[airport]] / Airplane: / ARTHUR: They'd make us feel like junior pilots! Even gave us little plastic "Cap'ns Wings" / Pilot: Yeah,...
Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 26 / 2009 [[Hawaii]] / ARTHUR: HAWAI'I!! Just think, Flaco... These islands were born from volcanoes! Born from the firemouth of Earth! / FLACO: / / [[Hawaii]] / ARTHUR: Forged... FORGED! From a hellish maw spewing ash and fire up from the sea. / FLACO: / / [[Hawaii]] / ARTHUR: And now... AND NOW! / FLACO: / / [[Hawaii]] / ...
 
Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 27 / 2009 [[Hawaii (volcano)]] / FLACO: / ARTHUR: See, Flaco? As the lava flows into the ocean, it's flash-cooled into rock. / / [[Hawaii (volcano)]] / ARTHUR: Then more lava pushes past THAT, and creates even more rock. And so on and so on. This repeats itself and the island constantly gets larger. / FLACO: / / [[Hawaii...
Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 28 / 2009 [[Hawaii (underwater)]] / Snorkel mask: / ARTHUR: (thinks) Snorkling in Hawaii is amazing! It's so quiet out here! / / [[Hawaii (underwater)]] / Snorkel mask: / ARTHUR: (thinks) It's like I'm finally alone with my thoughts... Finally able to listen to my heart, and to what it's been trying to tell me for years. / / [[Hawaii...
Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 29 / 2009 [[Hawaii (underwater)]] / Snorkel mask: / ARTHUR: (thinks) Oh my gosh! A sea turtle! / Sea turtle: / / [[Hawaii (underwater)]] / Snorkel mask: / ARTHUR: (thinks) This is amazing! He glides like an underwater ANGEL! / Sea turtle: / / [[Hawaii (underwater)]] / Snorkel mask: / Sea turtle: / ARTHUR: (thinks) So graceful!...
Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 30 / 2009 [[Hawaii (beach)]] / ARTHUR: If you look at a sea turtle long enough, you realize that evolution is super weird. / FLACO: / / [[Hawaii (beach)]] / ARTHUR: It just feels like... like... evolution is being guided by two 12-year old boys and a Lego set. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Toy animals: / Boy (Generic):...
Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 31 / 2009 [[Hawaii (hotel bed)]] / Book: / ARTHUR: What a day! First, I got to snorkle with turtles! AND THEN, I rented some equipment and scuba dove! / FLACO: / / [[Hawaii (hotel bed)]] / ARTHUR: Or... scuba dived? Scuba dove, scuba dived?? Scuba... dove?? / / [[Hawaii (hotel bed)]] / ARTHUR: / / [[Hawaii (hotel bed)]] / Book:...
 
Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 01 / 2009 [[Hawaii (rainforest)]] / ARTHUR: Hawaii is famous for having the most micro-climates on Earth. ...There's the rainforest / FLACO: / / [[Hawaii (desert)]] / ARTHUR: ...then you walk a few miles, and it's arid desert. / FLACO: / / [[Hawaii (mountain slope)]] / ARTHUR: ...a few more, and it's cold alpine conditions... / FLACO:...
Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 02 / 2009 [[Hawaii (hotel)]] / Clipboard: / ARTHUR: Excuse me, can I ask you a question about the hotel spa, Mister, uh... Mister "Kahai-na"? / Employee: / / [[Hawaii (hotel)]] / Clipboard: / ARTHUR: Um... "Kaihaina"? ... "Ka-i-ha-ia-na"? ... "Kah-ha-i-na"? / Employee: / / [[Hawaii (hotel)]] / Clipboard: / Employee: It says...
Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 03 / 2009 [[Hawaii (Honolulu Airport)]] / ARTHUR: Oddly enough, I get sad when Hawaiians offer me a "lei." / FLACO: Squee? / / [[Hawaii (Honolulu Airport)]] / ARTHUR: Because they're basically saying "Look at the bounty our island has! We can literally give away millions of flowers to visitors, and not even notice it....
Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 04 / 2009 [[Hawaii (Honolulu Airport)]] / costume: / FLACO: [ta-dah!] Squee! / ARTHUR: Aw man. No. What? NO. / / [[Hawaii (Honolulu Airport)]] / costume: / ARTHUR: Where'd you get that? At that airport concession stand over there? / FLACO: squee! / / [[Hawaii (Honolulu Airport)]] / cup of coffee: / ARTHUR: I left you for two...
Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 05 / 2009 [[Hawaii (Honolulu Airport)]] / suitcase: / costume: / FLACO: / Employee: OK, you're all checked in, gentlemen. But we'll need to charge you $25 for the checked bag. / ARTHUR: WHOA! Really? ...What prompted that?? / / [[Hawaii (Honolulu Airport)]] / Employee: Oh, it's because of sooooooper high oil prices. / / [[Hawaii...
 

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