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| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 07 / 2009 | [[Courthouse (outside)]] / ARTHUR: That judge seemed nice. / GRAMP: Oh sure... NOW you're "Chatty Cathy". / / [[Outdoors]] / ARTHUR: Hey man, sometimes I get shy around new people. / GRAMP: YOU GET SHY MY BIG RED RUMP. You never get shy. / / [[Outdoors]] / ARTHUR: Look, I'm sorry. I was just messin' with you. I'll... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090307.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 08 / 2009 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (lawn)]] / ARTHUR: Do you remember the Star Trek movie where they had to travel back in time, capture a whale, bring it forward in time, and make it talk to threatening aliens? / SHELDON: Sure. Yeah. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (lawn)]] / ARTHUR: / SHELDON:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090308.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 09 / 2009 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Car: / NARRATOR: When you're young, you hear the music of your generation EVERYWHERE: on radio, on TV and in films / Young Gramp: / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / NARRATOR: But as you get older, your music disappears from pop culture: it's old people's music. / GRAMP:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090309.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 10 / 2009 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / NARRATOR: Sometimes you can be mad at a friend, for something they did to you... IN A DREAM. / SHELDON: / ARTHUR: ...You mad at me? / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / NARRATOR: They've done nothing to you in real life, but you can't stop being angry at them. It all... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090310.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 11 / 2009 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: You CANNOT be mad at me for something I did in your dream. It didn't happen! / SHELDON: You were a jerk. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: I wasn't a jerk! That's the point! You just DREAMED I was a jerk! In some illogical, impossible dream! / SHELDON:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090311.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 12 / 2009 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / SHELDON: You know how you get a song stuck in your brain? And you can't get it out? And it's super annoying? / ARTHUR: Yeah. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / SHELDON: So... what happens when THE BORG get a song stuck in their head? They're a HIVE MIND!... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090312.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 13 / 2009 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Borg: We are the Borg. Resistance is futile. / Geordie (Star Trek: The Next Generation): / Riker (Star Trek: The Next Generation): Aigh! Our weapons aren't stopping them! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Borg 2 (Larry): Luuuuck be a laaady to-night... / Borg: Larry,... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090313.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 14 / 2009 | [[Space]] / Spaceship: / NARRATOR: Once, they were the scourge of the universe. But now, the Borg have been completely defeated. / / [[Space]] / Spaceship: / NARRATOR: They float through space, engines off, still reeling from the super-weapon that humanity unleashed upon them: / / [[Space]] / Spaceship: / Borg: This... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090314.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 15 / 2009 | [[Street]] / Bag of Groceries: / Jeannie: Mister? Would you like to buy some girl scout cookies? / GRAMP: No thank you, little one. I'm trying to cut down. / / [[Street]] / Jeannie: Oh. OH! "Cutting down," you say? I see. I see. Interesting. / / [[Street]] / Bag of Groceries: / Box: / GRAMP: / Jeannie: Tell you what.... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090315.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 16 / 2009 | [[THE HOUSE (Living room)]] / Television: / ARTHUR: / SHELDON: I guess "Shark Week" was such a popular TV stunt, they decided to leverage it further. / / [[THE HOUSE (Living room)]] / Television: / SHELDON: / ARTHUR: Yeah, but "Shark Week" literally has BITE. It markets itself. But this idea! This borders on...... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090316.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 17 / 2009 | [[In front of the television]] / ARTHUR: It's fun to see professional journalists and zoologists lose it during "Pug Week." / SHELDON: "Lose it"? How so? / / [[In front of the television]] / ARTHUR: Well, just watch 'em track this pack of wild pugs in Kenya / SHELDON: / Reporter: To the trained eye, it's easy... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090317.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 18 / 2009 | [[African savannah (Sun, tree)]] / NARRATOR: In the tall grass of the Serengeti, a wild pug will wait, motionless, for UP TO 48 HOURS. / / [[African savannah]] / Wild pug (dog): / NARRATOR: They are waiting for THE perfect moment to strike. Wind conditions, time of day, type of prey... it all has to be perfect. / / [[African... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090318.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 19 / 2009 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (long grass)]] / OSO: / NARRATOR: When a wild pug hunts, their stamina is AMAZING. They will crouch and wait as long as needed to catch their prey. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (long grass)]] / OSO: / NARRATOR: Famed big-game zoologist John Martin once... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090319.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 20 / 2009 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Elephant: / NARRATOR: Rare is the animal that can take on a lion. One such beast is the bull elephant: it has the girth and tusks to stop the king of the jungle. / / [[Outdoors]] / Wild pug (dog): / Lion, male: RAWRR / NARRATOR: But even an elephant can't match the fighting... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090320.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 21 / 2009 | [[THE POND]] / SHELDON: / ARTHUR: Hands down, you know what the weirdest health product is? FISH OIL. ...and people have been doin' it FOR CENTURIES. / / [[THE POND]] / SHELDON: Why is it weird that they've been doin' it for centuries? / ARTHUR: Well, compare it to vitamin B-12, for example. Science and engineering... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090321.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 22 / 2009 | [[Outside - Rocks]] / sunglasses: / ARTHUR: OK, here's the situtation. My parents went away on a week's vacation. / FLACO: Z / / [[Outside - Rocks]] / sunglasses: / ARTHUR: And they left the keys to the brand new Porsche. Do they mind? Mmm. Well. Of course not. / FLACO: [Sound effect: eyelids make "poink" sound... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090322.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 23 / 2009 | [[THE HOUSE]] / suitcase: / FLACO: / SHELDON: Whoa. What's with the luggage? / ARTHUR: We're going to Hawaii! Flaco's been savin' up his allowance, and he's treating us! / / [[THE HOUSE]] / suitcase: / FLACO: / SHELDON: Allowance? You give him an allowance? / ARTHUR: I don't... but your grandfather does. Ever since... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090323.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 24 / 2009 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / suitcase: / FLACO: / ARTHUR: Every trip we take, we forget to pack something... So let's go down the list to be sure we got it all. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: Hawaiian shirts? / FLACO: squee / ARTHUR: Shorts? / FLACO: squee / ARTHUR: Swimsuits? / FLACO: squee / / [[nonspecific... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090324.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 25 / 2009 | [[airport]] / Airplane: / Pilot: Welcome aboard flight #239! / ARTHUR: Wow! The captain! You know, when I was a kid, the captain used to invite us little ones to see the cockpit. / / [[airport]] / Airplane: / ARTHUR: They'd make us feel like junior pilots! Even gave us little plastic "Cap'ns Wings" / Pilot: Yeah,... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090325.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 26 / 2009 | [[Hawaii]] / ARTHUR: HAWAI'I!! Just think, Flaco... These islands were born from volcanoes! Born from the firemouth of Earth! / FLACO: / / [[Hawaii]] / ARTHUR: Forged... FORGED! From a hellish maw spewing ash and fire up from the sea. / FLACO: / / [[Hawaii]] / ARTHUR: And now... AND NOW! / FLACO: / / [[Hawaii]] / ... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090326.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 27 / 2009 | [[Hawaii (volcano)]] / FLACO: / ARTHUR: See, Flaco? As the lava flows into the ocean, it's flash-cooled into rock. / / [[Hawaii (volcano)]] / ARTHUR: Then more lava pushes past THAT, and creates even more rock. And so on and so on. This repeats itself and the island constantly gets larger. / FLACO: / / [[Hawaii... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090327.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 28 / 2009 | [[Hawaii (underwater)]] / Snorkel mask: / ARTHUR: (thinks) Snorkling in Hawaii is amazing! It's so quiet out here! / / [[Hawaii (underwater)]] / Snorkel mask: / ARTHUR: (thinks) It's like I'm finally alone with my thoughts... Finally able to listen to my heart, and to what it's been trying to tell me for years. / / [[Hawaii... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090328.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 29 / 2009 | [[Hawaii (underwater)]] / Snorkel mask: / ARTHUR: (thinks) Oh my gosh! A sea turtle! / Sea turtle: / / [[Hawaii (underwater)]] / Snorkel mask: / ARTHUR: (thinks) This is amazing! He glides like an underwater ANGEL! / Sea turtle: / / [[Hawaii (underwater)]] / Snorkel mask: / Sea turtle: / ARTHUR: (thinks) So graceful!... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090329.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 30 / 2009 | [[Hawaii (beach)]] / ARTHUR: If you look at a sea turtle long enough, you realize that evolution is super weird. / FLACO: / / [[Hawaii (beach)]] / ARTHUR: It just feels like... like... evolution is being guided by two 12-year old boys and a Lego set. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Toy animals: / Boy (Generic):... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090330.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 31 / 2009 | [[Hawaii (hotel bed)]] / Book: / ARTHUR: What a day! First, I got to snorkle with turtles! AND THEN, I rented some equipment and scuba dove! / FLACO: / / [[Hawaii (hotel bed)]] / ARTHUR: Or... scuba dived? Scuba dove, scuba dived?? Scuba... dove?? / / [[Hawaii (hotel bed)]] / ARTHUR: / / [[Hawaii (hotel bed)]] / Book:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090331.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 01 / 2009 | [[Hawaii (rainforest)]] / ARTHUR: Hawaii is famous for having the most micro-climates on Earth. ...There's the rainforest / FLACO: / / [[Hawaii (desert)]] / ARTHUR: ...then you walk a few miles, and it's arid desert. / FLACO: / / [[Hawaii (mountain slope)]] / ARTHUR: ...a few more, and it's cold alpine conditions... / FLACO:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090401.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 02 / 2009 | [[Hawaii (hotel)]] / Clipboard: / ARTHUR: Excuse me, can I ask you a question about the hotel spa, Mister, uh... Mister "Kahai-na"? / Employee: / / [[Hawaii (hotel)]] / Clipboard: / ARTHUR: Um... "Kaihaina"? ... "Ka-i-ha-ia-na"? ... "Kah-ha-i-na"? / Employee: / / [[Hawaii (hotel)]] / Clipboard: / Employee: It says... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090402.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 03 / 2009 | [[Hawaii (Honolulu Airport)]] / ARTHUR: Oddly enough, I get sad when Hawaiians offer me a "lei." / FLACO: Squee? / / [[Hawaii (Honolulu Airport)]] / ARTHUR: Because they're basically saying "Look at the bounty our island has! We can literally give away millions of flowers to visitors, and not even notice it.... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090403.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 04 / 2009 | [[Hawaii (Honolulu Airport)]] / costume: / FLACO: [ta-dah!] Squee! / ARTHUR: Aw man. No. What? NO. / / [[Hawaii (Honolulu Airport)]] / costume: / ARTHUR: Where'd you get that? At that airport concession stand over there? / FLACO: squee! / / [[Hawaii (Honolulu Airport)]] / cup of coffee: / ARTHUR: I left you for two... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090404.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 05 / 2009 | [[Hawaii (Honolulu Airport)]] / suitcase: / costume: / FLACO: / Employee: OK, you're all checked in, gentlemen. But we'll need to charge you $25 for the checked bag. / ARTHUR: WHOA! Really? ...What prompted that?? / / [[Hawaii (Honolulu Airport)]] / Employee: Oh, it's because of sooooooper high oil prices. / / [[Hawaii... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090405.html |
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