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| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 08 / 2008 | [[Dubai]] / sunglasses: / ARTHUR: Here we are, Flaco -- Dubai! A country I had never heard of until last week. / FLACO: squee squee squee squee squee squee? / / [[Dubai]] / sunglasses: / ARTHUR: No, you're right. With the encyclopedia Sheldon downloaded into my head, I SHOULD know stuff like that. / FLACO: squee... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/081008.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 09 / 2008 | [[Desert]] / [[Dubai]] / sunglasses: / ARTHUR: Slow down! Not all of us can stand the desert heat, Mr. Cold Blooded. / FLACO: squee squee? / / [[Desert]] / [[Dubai]] / sunglasses: / FLACO: / ARTHUR: No, I'm not like you. I'm HOT blooded. / / [[Desert]] / [[Dubai]] / sunglasses: / ARTHUR: HA! I'M HOT BLOODED, CHECK IT AND SEE!... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/081009.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 10 / 2008 | [[Dubai]] / [[Bank]] / sign: Bank of Mohammed bin Rashid al Maktoum
/ AND SONS! / ARTHUR: What do you mean you can't loan to me? / / [[Dubai]] / [[Bank]] / Desk: / Chair: / SHELDON: / Dubai banker: The meltdown isn't just in your United States. Even DUBAI had to borrow billions from Abu Dhabi last week. Like, FOR REALS. / / [[Dubai]] / [[Bank]] / Dubai... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/081010.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 11 / 2008 | [[Dubai]] / SHELDON: C'mon Arthur. We're going home. / ARTHUR: Hold on! You gotta look back at the "Burj Dubai." It's the tallest building in the whole world! / / [[Dubai]] / ARTHUR: I tell you what... You look at a building like that, and the poet in you begins to wonder / / [[Dubai]] / ARTHUR: "Is there a bathroom... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/081011.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 12 / 2008 | [[Desert]] / brick: / Mr. Flahco: / Dilly Duck: A hoi hoi, Mr. Flahco! What luckee hands to hold such a treats. / / [[Desert]] / cactus: / brick: / Mr. Flahco: / Dilly Duck: Why, a brick! Tha assential tool for sivvilizashuns ever-where! / / [[Desert]] / brick: / brick: / Mr. Flahco: / Dilly Duck: From the peeramids of... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/081012.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 13 / 2008 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (shrubbery)]] / ARTHUR: So does this mean your company's gonna go bankrupt now? / SHELDON: Nah...I'll get them the money. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: How? No bank is lending. / SHELDON: No, no...not a bank. Me. I'll get them the money. / / [[nonspecific... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/081013.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 13 / 2008 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (shrubbery)]] / ARTHUR: So does this mean your company's gonna go bankrupt now? / SHELDON: Nah...I'll get them the money. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: How? No bank is lending. / SHELDON: No, no...not a bank. Me. I'll get them the money. / / [[nonspecific... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/081013.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 14 / 2008 | NARRATOR: Women buy $200 Bridesmaids Dresses and use them one time. To guys, using an outfit only once is unfathomable. SO TODAY WE PRESENT / / Screwdriver: / Hammer: / tool belt: / NARRATOR: What Bridesmaids' Dresses Would Be If Dudes Had To Wear Them / NARRATOR: Storage A: wallet
/ Storage B: Nutter Butters
/ Utility... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/081014.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 15 / 2008 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / NARRATOR: Every family thinks it'll be cute to have the little cousins be Ringbearer and Flower Girl ...but it rarely goes well. So Today We Present / / [[nonspecific (white background) ((top) The joy of asking well-dressed 4-year olds to perform on cue)]] / flower petals:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/081015.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 16 / 2008 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / NARRATOR: At a wedding, it's easy to spot the dude who wears the same dang suit to any/all formal events... So today we present... / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Suit: / NARRATOR: "What happens when you wear the same dang suit to every wedding" / "Coat-hanger shoulder"... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/081016.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 16 / 2008 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / NARRATOR: At a wedding, it's easy to spot the dude who wears the same dang suit to any/all formal events... So today we present... / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Suit: / NARRATOR: "What happens when you wear the same dang suit to every wedding" / "Coat-hanger shoulder"... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/081016.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 17 / 2008 | [[nonspecific (white background) (Narration Panel)]] / Text: Brides often get a weird desire for 148 bridesmaids. This creates Noticeably Uneven Wedding Parties ...cause guys don't even know that many people
/ So today we present / / [[nonspecific (white background) ((at top) What Happens When... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/081017.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 18 / 2008 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / NARRATOR: At a wedding where you don't really know the families,it's easy to play Spot the Dads... / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Father-of-the-Groom: / NARRATOR: Which is the Father-of-the-Bride, and which is the Father-of-the-groom? / NARRATOR: So, SO stoked he... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/081018.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 19 / 2008 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / NARRATOR: Are you new to "WEIGHT WATCHERS"?
/ Let us show you hot it works: / / [[THE HOUSE]] / cereal: / Cereal Bowl: / NARRATOR: You slowly, carefully measure all your cups of food...Only to "accidentally" tip in a tiny bit more. / GRAMP: WHOOPS! WHOOPS! WHOOPS! / (SOUND FX):... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/081019.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 20 / 2008 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / NARRATOR: PROUD MOMENTS IN HUMAN EVOLUTION #1 / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ear-wax drops: / NARRATOR: First, you pop in the ear-wax drops / GRAMP: *miss*
/ *miss*
/ *miss* / / [[THE HOUSE]] / NARRATOR: Then you stand there like a moron for five minutes ...lookin' like the body from "Weekend... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/081020.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 20 / 2008 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / NARRATOR: PROUD MOMENTS IN HUMAN EVOLUTION #1 / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ear-wax drops: / NARRATOR: First, you pop in the ear-wax drops / GRAMP: *miss*
/ *miss*
/ *miss* / / [[THE HOUSE]] / NARRATOR: Then you stand there like a moron for five minutes ...lookin' like the body from "Weekend... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/081020.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 21 / 2008 | [[Living Room]] / Lamp: / GRAMP: / ARTHUR: How does something like acupuncture get started? Who was the first person to experiment with that? / / [[Living Room]] / Lamp: / ARTHUR: I bet it was two dudes. / It just seems like the counter-intuitive thing two dudes would do. / / dude one: Oh man, my head is KILLING... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/081021.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 22 / 2008 | [[THE HOUSE]] / Television: / VCR: / SHELDON: Sometimes I don't get TRON? / ARTHUR: What's not to get? / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: / SHELDON: The movie makes it seem like these computer programs were complete, sentient PEOPLE... with thoughts and feelings and stuff! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/081022.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 23 / 2008 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / Book: / rock: / SHELDON: Chimps can look into a mirror and know it's THEM they're looking at. / ARTHUR: So? / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / Book: / rock: / SHELDON: ...It means they have an ability to distinguish "Self" from "Other". / ARTHUR: Yeah...so? / / [[OUTSIDE... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/081023.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 24 / 2008 | [[Outside - Rocks]] / Book: / sunglasses: / FLACO: / ARTHUR: I've... never actually kissed a girl. / / [[Outside - Rocks]] / Book: / sunglasses: / ARTHUR: / FLACO: / / [[Outside - Rocks]] / Book: / sunglasses: / ARTHUR: / FLACO: / / [[Outside - Rocks]] / Book: / sunglasses: / FLACO: / ARTHUR: I wonder if not having lips plays... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/081024.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 25 / 2008 | [[Inside (non-specific)]] / Book: / GRAMP: / ARTHUR: Moses supposes his toe-ses are roses, but Moses supposes erroneously. / / [[Inside (non-specific)]] / Book: / GRAMP: / ARTHUR: Cause Moses he knowses his toe-ses aren't roses, as Moses supposes his toe-ses to be. / / [[Inside (non-specific)]] / Book: / GRAMP: Ahh,... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/081025.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 26 / 2008 | [[THE POND (almost empty)]] / ARTHUR: / SHELDON: If you think about it, fire could almost be considered "alive". / / [[THE POND (almost empty)]] / SHELDON: Fire has a birth and a death, it grows, it moves, it reproduces, it consumes, it creates waste... / ARTHUR: Yeah, but does it have eyeballs? / / [[THE POND... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/081026.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 27 / 2008 | SHELDON: The definition of a living organism is not "ANYTHING THAT HAS AN EYEBALL." If that was true, CLAMS wouldn't be considered "ALIVE." / ARTHUR: Well, maybe they AREN'T alive. / / [[THE POND]] / ARTHUR: A clam is just a gooey mass that sits inside a shell -- and is delicious. / / [[THE POND]] / SHELDON: / ARTHUR:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/081027.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 28 / 2008 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / NARRATOR: The file of REJECTED HALLOWEEN COSTUMES
/ ARTHUR / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Stars: / Transformers movie script: / Bob Dylan costume: / cup: / sign: Pencils for sale / ARTHUR: / ARTHUR: / ARTHUR: / ARTHUR: / NARRATOR: Dancing with the Stars
/ (Too clever. You... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/081028.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 29 / 2008 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / NARRATOR: The file of
/ REJECTED HALLOWEEN COSTUMES
/ FLACO / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Bronte Sisters "costume": / Costume of 9-year old Playdough: / "Star Wars" Extra costume: / foam hand: / FLACO: / FLACO: / FLACO: / FLACO: / NARRATOR: The Bronte sisters
/ (Charlotte... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/081029.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 30 / 2008 | [[nonspecific (white background) (The File of Rejected Halloween Costumes-Sheldon)]] / NARRATOR: Ghost in a sheet / SHELDON: BOO! / NARRATOR: Ghost in a plaid sheet (Scottish ghost) / ARTHUR: ACH, BOO! / NARRATOR: The 3G network on the Iphone / ARTHUR: I don't get it / SHELDON: exactly / NARRATOR: Kordan, the illogically... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/081030.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 31 / 2008 | [[nonspecific (white background) (Narration Panel)]] / halloween costume: / NARRATOR: The file of Rejected Halloween Costumes
/ DANTE / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / halloween costume: / NARRATOR: Sebula, from the Star Wars podrace / DANTE: Can't stay... on... arms... much longer... / / [[nonspecific (white... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/081031.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 01 / 2008 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / costumes: / SHELDON: Dang, Gramp said we could only eat ONE piece of candy tonight. / ARTHUR: Didn't you see what Mrs. Gomez was givin' out this year? / / candy: / SHELDON: WHOA. King sized Snickers! / ARTHUR: "The fat man's friend." / / candy: / SHELDON: Ring-a-ding-ding, MRS.... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/081101.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 01 / 2008 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / costumes: / SHELDON: Dang, Gramp said we could only eat ONE piece of candy tonight. / ARTHUR: Didn't you see what Mrs. Gomez was givin' out this year? / / candy: / SHELDON: WHOA. King sized Snickers! / ARTHUR: "The fat man's friend." / / candy: / SHELDON: Ring-a-ding-ding, MRS.... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/081101.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 02 / 2008 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (shrubbery)]] / [[backyard]] / Picnic Table: / apron: / Plate: / spatula: / BBQ Grill: / GRAMP: Back for a third burger?? / ARTHUR: Heck yeah I am! These things are amazing!
/ I wish it was legal for a duck to marry a burger!*
/ aha ha ha / / *: *Legal in six Alabama counties / / [[OUTSIDE... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/081102.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 03 / 2008 | [[nonspecific (white background) ((top) COMPARISON TIME! "Butterfinger" Candy Bar: Fans Vs. Non-Fans )]] / NARRATOR: 1.)The Taste / SHELDON: I LOVE that buttery taste! / / [[nonspecific (white background) ((top) COMPARISON TIME! "Butterfinger" Candy Bar: Fans Vs. Non-Fans )]] / ARTHUR: ....If there's actual butter... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/081103.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 04 / 2008 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Halloween candy bucket: / candy: / NARRATOR: POST-HALLOWEEN EATING BREAKS DOWN LIKE SO...
/ Day 1: You cannot believe your good luck. You feel like a frenchman in an "all you can drink" wine bar / ARTHUR: Nom nom nom nom nom nom ... / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / candy:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/081104.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 05 / 2008 | [[THE HOUSE]] / [[Table]] / Candy Wrappers: / SHELDON: Whoa Whoa Whoa You ate ALL our candy?? / ARTHUR: Yeah. (Smaller) Yeah. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / [[Table]] / Candy Wrappers: / SHELDON: I. . . . I'm not even mad. I'm just shocked. / ARTHUR: Not a proud moment, admittedly. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / [[Table]] / Candy Wrappers: / SHELDON:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/081105.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 06 / 2008 | [[THE POND]] / DANTE: Twilight Zone marathon this weekend. / SHELDON: Twilight Zone?? / / [[THE POND]] / DANTE: TWILIGHT ZOOONE! / SHELDON: TWI'LI' ZOOOONE! / / [[THE POND]] / DANTE: TWILLA ZUNE. / SHELDON: TWIZOON! / / [[THE POND]] / DANTE: TWALAZOOOooo / SHELDON: TWILA- / ARTHUR: Stop. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/081106.html |
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