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| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 10 / 2008 | [[Barbie Dream House]] / Barbie Car: / FLACO: / / [[Barbie Dream House]] / FLACO: / / [[Barbie Dream House]] / FLACO: / / [[Barbie Dream House]] / FLACO: / / [[Barbie Dream House]] / Chair: / Lamp: / FLACO: / ARTHUR: / / [[Barbie Dream House]] / Hot Tub: / ARTHUR: Dude! This "Barbie Dream House"? BEST EBAY PURCHASE EVER. / FLACO:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080710.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 11 / 2008 | [[Barbie Dream House]] / sunglasses: / sofa: / ARTHUR: / / [[Barbie Dream House]] / sunglasses: / sofa: / ARTHUR: / / [[Barbie Dream House]] / sunglasses: / sofa: / Barbie doll: / ARTHUR: Hey. 'sup. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080711.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 12 / 2008 | [[DOLLHOUSE]] / sunglasses: / Table: / flower: / Chair: / FLACO: / ARTHUR: She game me the cold shoulder. I tried all my best lines on her and got no response. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / sunglasses: / ARTHUR: The worst part? I think she's dating another dude. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Couch:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080712.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 13 / 2008 | [[DOLLHOUSE]] / Disembodied Voice: Man! Those turkey burgers smell fantastic! They ready? / / [[DOLLHOUSE]] / Disembodied Voice: NICE. I'm gonna get out of the jacuzzi, then. / / [[DOLLHOUSE]] / Beach ball: / Disembodied Voice: Hey-o! Pool ball! Think fast! / / [[DOLLHOUSE]] / FLACO: squee! / Disembodied Voice: Heck no!... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080713.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 14 / 2008 | Closet: / Clothing: / ARTHUR: HUNH. The previous home-owner left her clothes in the closet. / / Closet: / Clothing: / ARTHUR: HUNH. Maybe we can Fedex 'em back to her? Expensive, but seems like the decent thing. / / Closet: / Clothing: / ARTHUR: HUNH / / Closet: / Clothing: / / Closet: / Clothing: / ARTHUR: This just... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080714.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 15 / 2008 | [[DOLLHOUSE]] / ARTHUR: Livin' in a doll house is surprisingly rad. / / [[DOLLHOUSE]] / iPhone: / Couch: / Table: / ARTHUR: We got the iPhone set up as our plasma TV. / FLACO: squee! / / [[DOLLHOUSE]] / Tea Kettle: / ARTHUR: We got the electric tea kettle set up as a jacuzzi. Awww, Man. Who put Earl Grey in here? That... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080715.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 16 / 2008 | [[Living Room]] / Television: / Book: / announcer: "Retirees! Are you worried about your declining stocks, your cratered home value, the rising cost of fuel, and massive bank failures?" / GRAMP: YES. / / [[Living Room]] / Television: / Book: / announcer: "And are you looking for ONE TINY SLIVER of positive news?" / GRAMP:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080716.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 17 / 2008 | [[Olympic Games]] / NARRATOR: This summer... / / [[Olympic Games]] / Medallist Podium: / NARRATOR: A hero will rise... / / [[Olympic Games]] / Olympic torch: / NARRATOR: and you will believe / / [[Olympic Games]] / Dumbbell: / NARRATOR: an Olympian can be scaly. / FLACO: squee. / NARRATOR: August 2008 http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080717.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 18 / 2008 | NARRATOR: How A Dog Decides What's Edible / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / Caterpillar: / NARRATOR: Is It Smaller Than Me? / OSO: ...Then NATURAL FOOD CHAIN AT WORK. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / Couch: / NARRATOR: Is It Larger Than Me? / OSO: It presents a threat, and therefore must be destroyed. / / [[nonspecific... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080718.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 19 / 2008 | [[nonspecific (white background) (no borders)]] / NARRATOR: THE THREE PLACES A DOG WILL SLEEP / / [[THE HOUSE]] / Window: / NARRATOR: (1.) A WARM PLACE / OSO: Z / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Laundry basket: / NARRATOR: (2.) A CUMFY PLACE / OSO: Z / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Chair: / Magazine: / OSO: Z / NARRATOR:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080719.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 20 / 2008 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (field, forest, Rocks)]] / Book: / FLACO: / ARTHUR: Whoa whoa whoa Brachiosaurs were VEGETARIANS? No way. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (forest)]] / ARTHUR: Those dudes were huge! You can't build up that much mass just eatin' LEAVES. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080720.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 21 / 2008 | [[THE POND]] / Ball: / FLACO: / ARTHUR: This whole "Mamma Mia" stuff just seems so weak-sauce to me. / / [[THE POND]] / Ball: / FLACO: / ARTHUR: ABBA basically strung together their greatest hits to sorta-kinda make a musical. / / [[THE POND]] / Ball: / FLACO: / ARTHUR: That's not theatre-writing, that's "Repackaging... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080721.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 21 / 2008 | [[THE POND]] / Ball: / FLACO: / ARTHUR: This whole "Mamma Mia" stuff just seems so weak-sauce to me. / / [[THE POND]] / Ball: / FLACO: / ARTHUR: ABBA basically strung together their greatest hits to sorta-kinda make a musical. / / [[THE POND]] / Ball: / FLACO: / ARTHUR: That's not theatre-writing, that's "Repackaging... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080721.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 22 / 2008 | [[THE POND (in pond)]] / Ball: / FLACO: / ARTHUR: Once producers see how much money ABBA's made with "Mamma Mia," they're gonna wanna try it with other music. / / [[THE POND (in pond)]] / Ball: / FLACO: / ARTHUR: And you KNOW they're gonna go overboard. / / [[New York City]] / [[sidewalk]] / sign 1: / sign2: / *: / *: http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080722.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 23 / 2008 | Beach ball: / FLACO: / ARTHUR: Now I'm having fun with this idea! / ARTHUR: … let’s see what other bands we can turn into lame musicals! / / [[sidewalk]] / sign: / Sign: See: TOM PETTY'S DON'T COME 'ROUND HERE NO MORE / The tale of a loner, his 138 cats, and his "No Trespassing" sign / / [[sidewalk]] / sign: / Sign:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080723.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 24 / 2008 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Box: / FLACO: / ARTHUR: The river steamboat "Mint Julip" chugs down the mighty Miss-a-sip! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Box: / FLACO: / ARTHUR: Their mission is clear! They must ...
/ uh
/ What did steamboats DO exactly?
/ Somethin' about "Huck Finn"?
/ or, um ... / / [[nonspecific... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080724.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 25 / 2008 | [[THE POND]] / SHELDON: / ARTHUR: I like the word "zipper". Strong onomotapoeia. Says what it does. Ziiiiiiip! / / [[THE POND]] / SHELDON: / ARTHUR: "Snap" works, too. Good onomotapoeia. SNAP it! Snap it on! / / [[THE POND]] / SHELDON: / ARTHUR: "Velcro", not so much. Sounds like a men's balding cream.
/ ? "New... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080725.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 26 / 2008 | [[Store]] / Box: / ARTHUR: / GRAMP: Who's buyin' these digital photo frames...?
/ ...'Cause guess what's workin' just fine?
/ NORMAL DANG FRAMES. / / Box: Super Necessary!
/ (box shows the photo frame with two people, one has am arm over the other and is giving a thumbs up) / GRAMP: All this is is one more device... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080726.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 27 / 2008 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (uphill)]] / Kite: / FLACO: / ARTHUR: I'm not the only one to notice it, am I? The Romans were, like, THE PILLAR of organization and drive and pep. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (uphill)]] / ARTHUR: They worked and worked and worked! They brought roads... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080727.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 28 / 2008 | [[Bathroom]] / Shower: / GRAMP: / NARRATOR: If your elbow EVER touches the tile ... your week is not off to a good start. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080728.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 29 / 2008 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (Road at sunrise)]] / NARRATOR: It starts as it akways starts / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (Road at sunrise)]] / sign: / NARRATOR: 5 A.M. on a lone country lane. No one around but the morning dew. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (Road at sunrise)]] / NARRATOR:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080729.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 30 / 2008 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / Barbell: / FLACO: / ARTHUR: We gotta problem, Hoss. No one's gonna let a lizard compete in the olympics. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / FLACO: squee squee squee squee squee? / ARTHUR: Dude, NO. We can't say you're "exceptionally tan". ...ain't nobody... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080730.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 31 / 2008 | [[Outside - Rocks]] / Book: / ARTHUR: I need a favor. / SHELDON: You ALWAYS need a favor. / / [[Outside - Rocks]] / Book: / ARTHUR: No I don't! When have I EVER asked you for a favor? / SHELDON: This morning! You asked me for a pony! / / [[Outside - Rocks]] / ARTHUR: Oh Yeah. (My pony!)
/ Well... This is different. I'm... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080731.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 01 / 2008 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (Rocks)]] / SHELDON: / ARTHUR: Dude, you don't know the power you have. You have billions of dollars. You own a massive corporation. You have teams of lawyers at your disposal. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / Cell Phone: / ARTHUR: If you even TOUCH a phone,... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080801.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 02 / 2008 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / baseball cap: / ARTHUR: You know how high-altitude runners train in the mountains, to get their lungs used to thin air? / FLACO: squee / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / baseball cap: / FLACO: / ARTHUR: Well, we need to train your lungs for the Beijing Olympic air. / / [[nonspecific... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080802.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 03 / 2008 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Soda Vending Machine: / GRAMP: Two bucks for a dang Coke?!??
/ Jeez! I remember when a coke was just 25 cents. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Soda Vending Machine: / ARTHUR: Aw man, no. Don't become that guy.
/ Don't be the dude who talks about the past. / GRAMP: What? / / [[nonspecific... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080803.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 04 / 2008 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / suitcase: / Hat: / FLACO: / SHELDON: What olympic event is Flaco going to compete in, anyway? / ARTHUR: The modern Pentathalon. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Hat: / SHELDON: That have pole vaulting? / ARTHUR: No...you run, fence, swim, ride a horse and shoot a gun.
/ Baron... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080804.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 05 / 2008 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / OSO: / GRAMP: "Well buddy the duck and the lizard are off to the olympics." / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Oreos: / OSO: / GRAMP: "And sheldon down at sheldonsoft all day. Which means it's you and me... all alone. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / GRAMP: Solitude!... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080805.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 06 / 2008 | [[Airplane]] / Magazine: / Pillow: / Cart: / Hat: / flight attendent: And what can I get you to drink, sir? / ARTHUR: Am I to understand the only in-flight movie today is "Drillbit Taylor"? / FLACO: Z / / [[Airplane]] / Magazine: / Hat: / flight attendent: Um...I think so, yes. / ARTHUR: 748,000 margaritas, then. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080806.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 07 / 2008 | [[airport]] / Hat: / wig: / SHELDON: / ARTHUR: OK, OK, be cool. We're about to go through Chinese passport control / / [[airport]] / Hat: / wig: / ARTHUR: If they ask you what you're bringin' into the country, what're you gonna say? / SHELDON: "squee." / / [[airport]] / Hat: / wig: / ARTHUR: And if they ask how long you're... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080807.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 08 / 2008 | [[China]] / FLACO: / ARTHUR: Well, that could've gone better, admittedly. / / [[China]] / FLACO: / ARTHUR: But! BUT! ... We made it past customs. We're in China. / / [[China]] / ARTHUR: / FLACO: / / [[China]] / ARTHUR: / FLACO: / / [[China]] / ARTHUR: / FLACO: / / [[China]] / FLACO: / ARTHUR: C'mon, man. It's a perfectly valid... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080808.html |
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