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| Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 10 / 2008 | [[THE HOUSE (at night, SHELDON'S Bedroom)]] / [[Bedroom]] / Bed: / SHELDON: / NARRATOR: Winner, "Dumbest thing to be worrying about at 3AM" / / [[THE HOUSE (at night, SHELDON'S Bedroom)]] / [[Bedroom]] / Bed: / SHELDON: / / [[THE HOUSE (at night, SHELDON'S Bedroom)]] / [[Bedroom]] / Bed: / SHELDON: / ARTHUR: / / [[THE HOUSE... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080610.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 11 / 2008 | [[pond]] / SHELDON: / ARTHUR: I like how, in the old days, people would call old women "mother"
/ It had an implication of affection. Like you CARED for strangers as family / / [[pond]] / SHELDON: / ARTHUR: "mother, can i get that door for you?" "help you with those bags, mother?"
/ It was nice, / / [[pond]] / SHELDON:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080611.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 12 / 2008 | [[Lake]] / Innertube: / SHELDON: / ARTHUR: Humans will make a game out of anything. / / [[Lake]] / Innertube: / ARTHUR: Like... horseshoes. It's a game using metal hoof-plates! How did THAT come about? Some dude was just lookin' at horseshoes... and lookin' at a spike... and then, what? It just clicked? How... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080612.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 13 / 2008 | [[THE POND]] / snorkel: / SHELDON: / ARTHUR: Horseshoes have taught me something. Most human games just revolve around throwin' somethin' at somethin' else. / / [[THE POND]] / snorkel: / SHELDON: / ARTHUR: In essence, horseshoes is bocce, it's bowling, it's skeeball, it's darts . . . / / [[THE POND]] / snorkel: / ... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080613.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 14 / 2008 | [[THE POND]] / snorkel: / SHELDON: / ARTHUR: ...And Horseshoes! Who came up with horseshoes?? / / [[THE POND]] / ARTHUR: How do you go from "Gee, my horse's hoof sure is worn" to LET US NAIL BENT SHAFTS of STEEL To MY STEED." / / [[THE POND]] / SHELDON: / ARTHUR: I mean, some farmer must've tried it out first, right?
/ ...but... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080614.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 15 / 2008 | [[Forest]] / Hat: / stick: / FLACO: / ARTHUR: Lewis and Clark, famous American explorers, set off toward the Pacific! / / [[Forest]] / Hat: / stick: / FLACO: / ARTHUR: They are rugged men. Hardy Men. Men who know the meaning of adventure. / / [[Forest]] / Hat: / stick: / FLACO: / ARTHUR: Their future is as vast as the horizon.... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080615.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 16 / 2008 | [[THE POND]] / SHELDON: / ARTHUR: Check it out! If I spread out my web feet JUST RIGHT, I have enough surface tension to keep me up. / / [[THE POND]] / ARTHUR: / SHELDON: / / [[THE POND]] / ARTHUR: / SHELDON: / / [[THE POND]] / ARTHUR: I LITERALLY walk on water, now. / SHELDON: oh man not gonna hear the end of this... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080616.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 16 / 2008 | [[THE POND]] / SHELDON: / ARTHUR: Check it out! If I spread out my web feet JUST RIGHT, I have enough surface tension to keep me up. / / [[THE POND]] / ARTHUR: / SHELDON: / / [[THE POND]] / ARTHUR: / SHELDON: / / [[THE POND]] / ARTHUR: I LITERALLY walk on water, now. / SHELDON: oh man not gonna hear the end of this... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080616.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 17 / 2008 | [[Lake]] / Bananas: / ARTHUR: / SHELDON: / / [[Lake]] / Bananas: / ARTHUR: / SHELDON: / / [[Lake]] / Bananas: / ARTHUR: / SHELDON: / / [[Lake]] / Bananas: / SHELDON: I GET it. You're awesome. / ARTHUR: TWO bananas, Hoss! Read 'em and weep! http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080617.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 18 / 2008 | [[THE POND]] / FLACO: / ARTHUR: I know! It's totally rad! I can walk on water! / / [[THE POND]] / FLACO: / ARTHUR: I'm kinda amazed that it wo- WHOA. No. Don't do that. Don't come up. / / [[THE POND]] / FLACO: / ARTHUR: Seriously! This takes a delicate balance of surface tension and- / / [[THE POND (bubbles rising... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080618.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 19 / 2008 | [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: / GRAMP: Look at this! There are feathers everywhere! You think this house is your personal shedding ground?? / / [[THE HOUSE]] / Bananas: / ARTHUR: / GRAMP: You think you don't have to clean up after yourself? Like you're better than us?? / What, you think you walk on water? / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080619.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 20 / 2008 | Oven mittens: / casserole: / apron: / SHELDON: How does a microwave work? / GRAMP: Well, the machine sends waves into the food.
/ Um... "Micro"-waves. / / [[Kitchen]] / apron: / Oven mittens: / Microwave: / GRAMP: Which gets the, uh, food particles into a super active state. / / [[Kitchen]] / apron: / SHELDON: / GRAMP: It's... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080620.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 21 / 2008 | [[THE HOUSE (generic room)]] / Sheet of paper: / ARTHUR: Whatcha workin' on?
/ / GRAMP: My will. / / ARTHUR: Jeez! Your will?? Really?
/ / GRAMP: Look, I'm no spring chicken. I need to make sure my grandson is taken care of. / / ARTHUR: Your grandson?? The one who's worth, as of the close of Friday's stock market...... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080621.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 22 / 2008 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Will: / Pen: / GRAMP: / NARRATOR: Funerals, it's often said, are for the living, not the dead. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Will: / Pen: / GRAMP: / NARRATOR: Still, it stinks to plan for death...to write your will for your last breath. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Will:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080622.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 23 / 2008 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / FLACO: / Caterpillars: / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / FLACO: / Caterpillars: / (SOUND FX): THWAP! / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / FLACO: / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / FLACO: / (SOUND FX): scribble-dibble-doop FOOOMP / / [[OUTSIDE... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080623.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 24 / 2008 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / blueberry: / ARTHUR: / SHELDON: checkitout checkitout I put the wet blueberry in like so... / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / blueberry: / ARTHUR: / SHELDON: Then I pop the sides of my gut.. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / blueberry: / ARTHUR: / SHELDON: HA! / / [[nonspecific... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080624.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 25 / 2008 | [[Library]] / SHELDON: But I don't wanna do a summer reading program. I already read LOTS. / GRAMP: But you read the web on your laptop. It's not the same. Your imagination needs to dive into books. / / [[Library]] / Bookcase: / Book: / GRAMP: / SHELDON: But...
/ No...
/ I really...
/ No...
/ NO / / [[Library]] / Book:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080625.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 26 / 2008 | [[Library (Information Desk)]] / librarian: Can I help you? / SHELDON: Yes Ma'am. I'm here to voluntarily (wink) sign up for the library's summer reading program (wink) / / [[Library (Information Desk)]] / SHELDON: I come here willingly (wink) and of my own volition (wink). / / [[Library (Information Desk)]] / SHELDON:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080626.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 27 / 2008 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / GRAMP: I don't get why you're fussy. You LOVE books. / SHELDON: I love books, but I don't love a competition to read books. / / [[nonspecific (white and black background)]] / SHELDON: The library contest forces me to race against kids I don't even know! It's me verses a bunch... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080627.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 28 / 2008 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / SHELDON: / ARTHUR: I'm not mad that you signed me up for the library reading contest. I relish the challenge of reading more books than you over the summer. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / SHELDON: / ARTHUR: In fact, I've already picked out our first... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080628.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 29 / 2008 | [[nonspecific (white background) ((top): SUMMER READING PROGRAMS as seen by different people, 1. Librarians)]] / librarian: It encourages reading! / / [[nonspecific (white background) (2. First-Year Librarians)]] / first-year librarian: -IT TOTALLY ENCOURAGES READING WOOOOOO!
/ -Reading! / / [[THE HOUSE (3. Parents)]] / Recliner:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080629.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 30 / 2008 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (Rocks)]] / Book: / ARTHUR: So, with this library reading contest, how do they TEST you to make sure you really read books? / SHELDON: They don't. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (Rocks)]] / Book: / ARTHUR: They DON'T? They don't quiz you or anything? / SHELDON:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080630.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 01 / 2008 | [[Outdoors]] / Book: / FLACO: / ARTHUR: Sheldon's kickin' our butts in the library reading contest. We need to bring out the big guns: DISTRACTION. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / Book: / SHELDON: / ARTHUR: OH! NO! This "Clash of the Titans" DVD is just sitting here... All by itself... Unwatched... / / [[THE HOUSE]] / Book: / SHELDON:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080701.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 02 / 2008 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (Rocks)]] / rock: / FLACO: / ARTHUR: Flaco, I have learned an incredible fact: This summer-reading contest has PRIZES / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (Rocks)]] / rock: / FLACO: / ARTHUR: And not weak-sauce prizes like stickers or lollipops-on-a-ring. We're talking... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080702.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 03 / 2008 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (uphill)]] / ARTHUR: / FLACO: / NARRATOR: IT'S THE EYE OF THE TIGER, IT'S THE CREAM OF THE FIGHT, / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: / FLACO: / NARRATOR: RISIN' UP TO THE CHALLENGE OF OUR RIVAL... / / [[THE HOUSE (Stairs)]] / ARTHUR: / FLACO: / NARRATOR: AND THE LAST... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080703.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 04 / 2008 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Book: / FLACO: / ARTHUR: FLAHGO... I cant do it. Can't do it, man. / Can't read anymore. Need... some... tv... / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Book: / FLACO: SQUEE! / ARTHUR: No, seriously man... I feel like I've been at this for days. / Brain... so... tired... / / [[nonspecific... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080704.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 05 / 2008 | [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: Hey: you read books and junk, right? Lemme ask you sumthin’. / GRAMP: Shoot. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: / ARTHUR: When you’re reading, how do you fight the sheer boredom of it all? … The knowledge that even your WORST, most half-hearted game of ‘Guitar Hero’ is way, way better? / / [[THE... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080705.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 05 / 2008 | [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: Hey: you read books and junk, right? Lemme ask you sumthin’. / GRAMP: Shoot. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: / ARTHUR: When you’re reading, how do you fight the sheer boredom of it all? … The knowledge that even your WORST, most half-hearted game of ‘Guitar Hero’ is way, way better? / / [[THE... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080705.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 06 / 2008 | [[THE POND (in pond)]] / Ball: / DANTE: / ARTHUR: The Library reading program is giving out their awards, today. / SHELDON: Yeah, but we didn't win. / / [[THE POND]] / Ball: / ARTHUR: Sure-but aren't you guys curious to see who did? The kid apparently read 438 books! / DANTE: 438?? Diggity Dang-dang. / SHELDON: Dang. / / [[THE... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080706.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 07 / 2008 | [[Kitchen]] / spatula: / GRAMP: / ARTHUR: Spatula. Not a pretty word, is it? "Spatula" / / [[Kitchen]] / ARTHUR: It doesn't even sound right. Spatula. / / [[Kitchen]] / ARTHUR: Still, its fun to say. SPATULA. spatula spatula spatula / / [[Kitchen]] / ARTHUR: Spatula spat-oola spatula / / [[Kitchen]] / spatula: / ARTHUR:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080707.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 08 / 2008 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / NARRATOR: This is a human being. / GRAMP: Hey. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / spine: / GRAMP: / NARRATOR: This is a human spine. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Back Scratcher: / NARRATOR: This is a human being with a back-scratcher. / (SOUND FX): scritch scritch... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080708.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 09 / 2008 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: I think I get it. Humans wear socks so the foot-stank doesn't spread into the shoe. / GRAMP: Pretty much. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: But why stop there? Why not develop some sort of pit-sock, soaking up offendables all day long?? / / [[nonspecific... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080709.html |
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