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| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 11 / 2008 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (beach)]] / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / OSO: KAFF / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (beach)]] / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (beach)]] / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080411.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 12 / 2008 | [[THE HOUSE]] / Lamp: / Chair: / ice cream: / GRAMP: / ARTHUR: Whoaaa... it says here that a baby blue whale gains 8 pounds every hour. / / [[THE HOUSE (Living room)]] / Lamp: / Book: / ARTHUR: 8 POUNDS!
/ EVERY HOUR! / / [[THE HOUSE]] / Lamp: / Chair: / ice cream: / GRAMP: C'MON man. I go to Häagen-Dazs ONCE A MONTH. ... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080412.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 13 / 2008 | Cowboy: Buyin' coffee beans, I see. / GRAMP: Um... yep. / / [[Grocery Store]] / Cowboy: Can't drink the stuff m'self. Bladder just can't handle it. / GRAMP: Oh.
/ Um. / / [[Grocery Store]] / Cowboy: Horse kicked me in the bidness when I was 16. Ain't been right since. / GRAMP: ... / / [[Grocery Store]] / Cowboy: So I ain't... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080413.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 14 / 2008 | [[THE HOUSE (Living room)]] / Lamp: / Chair: / Book: / NARRATOR: Book-Lovers! Are you tired of printed books? Tired of using a battery-free data storage-and-retrieval system that works perfectly every time you pick it up? / GRAMP: No. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (Rocks)]] / rock: / Book: / NARRATOR:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080414.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 15 / 2008 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / NARRATOR: And now, a response from amazon's Jeff Bezos, to yesterday's critique of the "kindle"* eBook / NARRATOR: *""kindle"? ...setting books on fire? / / [[Amazon.com headquarter]] / Jeff Bezos: Look people, we live in a modern world. You need to get with the program on... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080415.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 16 / 2008 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: In our continuing point-counterpoint on eBooks, we've invited a Douglas fir tree to argue FOR eBooks. / Tree: Fir: But...I'm against 'em. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: What? No no no...eBooks have no paper, no print, no trucks to haul 'em to stores.... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080416.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 17 / 2008 | ARTHUR: Whoaaa... What happened? Where's the 'stache? / GRAMP: It's gone. / / ARTHUR: Yeah, but why, dude? You've had the 'stache for years now. You're always sayin' you love the 'stache. / GRAMP: Well, it's gone now. / / ARTHUR: Yeah, but...
/ / GRAMP: LOOK. This was a well-thought-out decision, and i just need... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080417.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 18 / 2008 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: / GRAMP: It's weird. I had this mustache for so long that the skin underneath is all baby-soft. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / GRAMP: And even though it's a nice warm day, my upper lip feels chilly. Constantly chilly. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / GRAMP:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080418.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 19 / 2008 | ARTHUR: / GRAMP: Without the mustache, I'm just a normal guy. WITH the mustache, I was somebody special. / / ARTHUR: / GRAMP: A guy with a mustache is part of an... ELITE... group of society / / ARTHUR: / GRAMP: / / ARTHUR: "....Dudes who still think it's 1979??" / GRAMP: ...And truckers. AND truckers. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080419.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 20 / 2008 | [[THE POND]] / Rope: / ARTHUR: / SHELDON: Imagine it. In 1903, a kid could've read about humanity's first powered flight at Kittyhawk. / / [[THE POND]] / Rope: / SHELDON: Then, just 66 years later... that same person could've watched humanity land on the moon! / / [[THE POND]] / Rope: / SHELDON: In one lifetime, a person... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080420.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 21 / 2008 | [[Sheldonsoft (Exterior, Sheldonsoft Logo)]] / ARTHUR: Talk to me. / / [[Sheldonsoft (Hallway)]] / SHELDON: Buyout. / Employee: We're losing market share to new p2p companies like metapeer and dreamwad. / / [[Sheldonsoft (meeting room, Sheldonsoft Logo)]] / Table: / paper: / SHELDON: Source it. Tough customer. / Employee:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080421.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 22 / 2008 | [[THE HOUSE (generic room)]] / SHELDON: / ARTHUR: Flaco's gone--the scamp's vanished! And right in the midst of our new training regimen! / / [[THE HOUSE (generic room)]] / SHELDON: I wouldn't worry--he's probably hurk-- / ARTHUR: Probably what? Is he 'hurt' you say? My boy is in danger, oh no! / / [[THE HOUSE... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080422.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 23 / 2008 | GRAMP: What in blazes are you up to?! / / FLACO: / ARTHUR: Spelunking the sewer! / / FLACO: / ARTHUR: We're looking for baby alligators. / / ARTHUR: / FLACO: / GRAMP: Well stop! You'll clog the toilet! / / GRAMP: / / GRAMP: / ARTHUR: Where's the plunger? http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080423.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 24 / 2008 | [[sidewalk]] / SHELDON: Step aside guys! I gotta catch that UFO documentary coming on TV! / / [[sidewalk]] / SHELDON: / FLACO: / OSO: / ARTHUR: Seriously? Aliens? You actually think there are strange little otherworldly beings running around here among us just causing random mischief? / / [[sidewalk]] / FLACO:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080424.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 25 / 2008 | [[Dave Kellett's house]] / ARTHUR: How's the new baby doin'? / Dave Kellett: It's bizarre... / / [[Dave Kellett's house]] / Dave Kellett: ...one night she sleeps for six hours, the next nights she's up every fifteen minutes. / / [[Dave Kellett's house]] / Dave Kellett: / ARTHUR: You know what they say: "A baby takes... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080425.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 26 / 2008 | [[Inside (non-specific)]] / Book: / Chair: / ARTHUR: You're smart. Nerdy, rich, and smart. REALLY nerdy-- / SHELDON: Your point? / / [[Inside (non-specific)]] / ARTHUR: Well... you could have done anything. ANYTHING. And you uploaded an ENCYCLOPEDIA into a DUCK'S BRAIN. Do you... / SHELDON: What? / / [[Inside (non-specific)]] / Book:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080426.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 27 / 2008 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / baseball: / SHELDON: There it is! I've been looking all over for that! / ARTHUR: Hey! / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / baseball: / SHELDON: / ARTHUR: What's the big idea? Keep your hands off my son! / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / baseball:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080427.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 28 / 2008 | [[nonspecific (black background)]] / NARRATOR: Star Wars Episode IV According to Flaco / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / FLACO: squee... / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / FLACO: squee... / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / FLACO: squee squee. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / FLACO: squee squee squee... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080428.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 29 / 2008 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / egg: / NARRATOR: What if...Arthur had found a different kind of egg? / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / pancakes: / GRAMP: / SHELDON: / ARTHUR: Don't be a fool, old man! Flaco, my son: secure the pancakes! / Alligator: SQUEE! http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080429.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 30 / 2008 | [[Outside House]] / mailbox: / ARTHUR: HeyHEY! ...my Netflix movies are here! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: Movies...that I...put...in my queue...for some...forgotten reason. And which...I was only marginally interested in...even then. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: And which...I... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080430.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 01 / 2008 | [[Kitchen (near Counter)]] / SHELDON: / GRAMP: You start with a cup of arabica coffee. And add in two dashes of demerara sugar... / / [[Kitchen]] / GRAMP: Three pumps of monin vanilla syrup... / / [[Kitchen]] / GRAMP: A splash of steamed milk...with a spoonful of foamed milk. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / GRAMP:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080501.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 02 / 2008 | [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: Wow! Herman Melville died a financial failure. He couldn't make a living as a writer. / ARTHUR: Well THAT'S a whale of a problem, isn't it? / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: I mean, seriously! You don't get over a HUMPback like that! What can you do, as a writer? Go down to Starbucks and... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080502.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 03 / 2008 | [[THE HOUSE (Living room)]] / [[Living Room (In Gramp's chair)]] / Chair: / Lamp: / GRAMP: / ARTHUR: Seriously? Moby Dick is the greatest novel in the English language?? Seriously? / / [[THE HOUSE (Living room)]] / [[Living Room (In Gramp's chair)]] / ARTHUR: It goes on for 40 pages about how sails are tied!
/ I... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080503.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 04 / 2008 | [[THE HOUSE (Living room)]] / Book: / Chair: / GRAMP: "Call me Ishmael" ...strong start / NARRATOR: Read that first line / / [[THE HOUSE (Living room)]] / Book: / Chair: / GRAMP: / NARRATOR: Enjoy the first few chapters / / [[THE HOUSE (Living room)]] / Book: / Chair: / GRAMP: / NARRATOR: Glaze over when you get to the endless... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080504.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 05 / 2008 | [[Restaurant]] / GRAMP: / Waiter: No! No I will NOT tell you what dishes I recommend. / / GRAMP: / Waiter: EVERY time you come in here, you ask me what my favorite dishes are. And every time I tell you, you ignore my picks and get the Chicken. / / [[Restaurant]] / GRAMP: / Waiter: I think you only want me to recommend... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080505.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 06 / 2008 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (lawn)]] / ARTHUR: / FLACO: / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (lawn)]] / FLACO: / ARTHUR: ''I said a hip hop the hippie the hippie, to the hip hip hop a you don't stop the rock it to the bang bang boogie say up jumped the boogie to the rhythm of the boogie,... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080506.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 07 / 2008 | [[Grassy Hill]] / FLACO: / ARTHUR: Why do our minds see shapes in clouds, Flaco? Do you think it's our attempt to make sense of the world? / / [[Grassy Hill]] / FLACO: / ARTHUR: ...to find order in what is otherwise random? To find truth, there? To find meaning? / / [[Grassy Hill]] / FLACO: / ARTHUR: If so, what... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080507.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 08 / 2008 | [[Grassy Hill]] / FLACO: / ARTHUR: Lookit that one! A big wedding cake! / / [[Grassy Hill]] / ARTHUR: / FLACO: / / [[Grassy Hill]] / FLACO: / ARTHUR: An apple! An apple! / / [[Grassy Hill]] / ARTHUR: / FLACO: / / [[Grassy Hill]] / FLACO: / ARTHUR: A submarine sandwich! / / [[Grassy Hill]] / FLACO: / ARTHUR: A big, chocolate-covered--... / / [[Grassy... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080508.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 09 / 2008 | [[Meadow]] / SHELDON: Wait - the new Hulk movie is not a sequel? / ARTHUR: Nope. They're admitting the first movie was tempestuous bat guano, and starting again. / / [[Meadow]] / SHELDON: So basically, they're calling cinematic do-overs. / ARTHUR: 100 million dollar do-overs, yeah. / / [[Meadow]] / SHELDON: / ARTHUR:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080509.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 10 / 2008 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / SHELDON: / FLACO: / ARTHUR: Check it out! Check it out! Flack's gonna do a Hulk impersonation! / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / FLACO: / ARTHUR: First, he packs his lungs with air... / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / FLACO: / ARTHUR: Then he... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080510.html |
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