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| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 10 / 2008 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / woman (generic) 1: / ARTHUR: So there I am, flyin' over the plains of kaza- (hiccup!) kazak- (hiccup!) Kazakhstan, searchin' for my boy... / NARRATOR: I ate the worm! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Hat: / ARTHUR: Impossible oddes? Sure. Dangerous? YOUBET. But when... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080110.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 11 / 2008 | [[Mexico]] / Phone: / ARTHUR: Sheldon? It's Arthur. Flaco's just explained the whole thing to me, and I feel terrible. I'll return all the stuff I've bought... and I'll pay for the hang-gliding. / FLACO: / / ARTHUR: I'm gonna make it up to you when I get home from Mexico, OK? Take you to Arby's or somethin'?
/ / FLACO:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080111.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 12 / 2008 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: Aw, snap! You few down here in your own little plane? / FLACO: squee. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / FLACO: / ARTHUR: Oh man oh man oh man... we gotta take it for a spin! / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / FLACO: / ARTHUR: but we... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080112.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 13 / 2008 | [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: so let me get this straight: The romans took the greeks' gods, but changed their names? / GRAMP: yes. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: They changed the names of their gods?? Just up and changed 'em? / GRAMP: Yes. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: / ARTHUR: How does that happen? How do you change the name... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080113.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 14 / 2008 | [[THE POND]] / ARTHUR: Is a television steam-powered? / SHELDON: / / SHELDON: ...It's electric-- / ARTHUR: BOOGIE WOOGIE WOOGIE / / ARTHUR: / SHELDON: / / ARTHUR: / SHELDON: / / SHELDON: Boo. / ARTHUR: Aw, c'mon! http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080114.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 15 / 2008 | [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: Hey you got a long, mutant hair gorwin' out of your ear / GRAMP: oh yeah? / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: / ARTHUR: um... / NARRATOR: The definition of 'old age': you get long, mutant ear hairs / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: um ... really? ... not gonna do anything about it?... just gonna sit there? / GRAMP:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080115.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 16 / 2008 | [[THE POND]] / ARTHUR: What if it's all a lie? / SHELDON: What is? / / [[THE POND]] / ARTHUR: "Ikea." What if all the Swedish stuff is a lie? / / [[THE POND]] / ARTHUR: What if they're just an import-export company out of New Jersey, PRETENDING to be Swedish? / SHELDON: What? What are you even talking about?? / / [[New... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080116.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 17 / 2008 | OSO: / GRAMP: Whatcha chewin' on, boy? Whatcha got? / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / OSO: / GRAMP: Let's see what you got there. C'mon, buddy... / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / GRAMP: / OSO: / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / GRAMP: / OSO: / NARRATOR: Dogs: Always fun to see... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080117.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 18 / 2008 | [[THE HOUSE (Living room)]] / Chair: / Magazines: / ARTHUR: / GRAMP: I've been subscribing to "Newsweek" for 20 years ...I've even pre-paid for the next 3 years. / / [[THE HOUSE (Living room)]] / Chair: / Magazines: / ARTHUR: / GRAMP: But still, STILL, they put 20 annoying subscription cards in every issue! AND... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080118.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 19 / 2008 | [[Coffee Shop]] / coffee pot: / cup: / Waiter: Refill ya coffee, hon? / GRAMP: Oo, oo, no, actually. / ARTHUR: / / [[Coffee Shop]] / GRAMP: My coffee is a delicate balance of cream, sugar, and coffee. And every time you refill it at the 2/3rds mark, I have to go through a balancing act to get it right again. / / [[Coffee... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080119.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 20 / 2008 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / Book: / SHELDON: / OSO: / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / Book: / SHELDON: / OSO: / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / Book: / SHELDON: / OSO: hype! hype! hype! hype! / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / Book: / SHELDON: / OSO: hype! hype!... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080120.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 21 / 2008 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / rock: / Magazine: / Book: / ARTHUR: Apparently it's possible to sleep only 2 hours a day. / SHELDON: WHAT? No way... / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / rock: / Magazine: Dating: Why is it so Hard? / ARTHUR: You just need to sleep 20 minutes every 4 hours.... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080121.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 24 / 2008 | [[THE HOUSE]] / [[Living Room]] / Chair: / TV: / GRAMP: Hey, look! There's that actress from your movie. / SHELDON: Good eye! Yeah! She WAS in "The Lord of The Rings"! / / [[THE HOUSE]] / [[Living Room]] / Chair: / TV: / GRAMP: Yep, I'm learnin'! She was the one that killed Sauron with the sword, right? / SHELDON: ...Sauron?? / / [[THE... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080124.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 25 / 2008 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Laptop: / ARTHUR: / SHELDON: Check it out: I'm watching sci-fi over wi-fi! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Laptop: / Speakers: / SHELDON: AAAAnd I have my wi-fi sci-fi blaring in hi-fi! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Laptop: / ARTHUR: / SHELDON: / / [[nonspecific... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080125.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 26 / 2008 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Laptop: / ARTHUR: I defy your wi-fi hi-fi sci-fi! / SHELDON: sigh... But why? Why fly from my wi-fi hi-fi sci-fi? / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Laptop: / ARTHUR: Because: to spy your wi-fi hi-fi sci-fi is to die! / SHELDON: Thy lie of my wi-fi hi-fi sci-fi is to decry... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080126.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 27 / 2008 | [[nonspecific (white background) (Narration Panel)]] / Table: / Clipboard: / projector screen: Battle Cry?
/ -Thundercats: Heyo!
/ -Thundercats: Go!
/ -Thundercats: Whoa! / Writer: Thunder Cats: / Writer: Thunder Cats: OK, OK, SO LION-O'S LITTLE FRIEND. WHAT NAME DID WE END UP WITH? / Writer: Thunder Cats: UM..."SNARF." / / [[nonspecific... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080127.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 28 / 2008 | [[THE POND]] / ARTHUR: Did you hear about this dude in France? Lost 7 billion dollars? / SHELDON: The Societe Generale Trader? Yeah...why? / / [[THE POND]] / ARTHUR: Well, everyone's talking about how he did it, and how he'll go to jail, and yadda yadda... But c'mon! The most interesting angle is this dude's... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080128.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 29 / 2008 | [[THE POND (in pond)]] / SHELDON: What's with you? / ARTHUR: Nuthin'. Just smilin'. / / [[THE POND (in pond)]] / SHELDON: / ARTHUR: Life had a great price on smile four-packs. So I picked you up one. / / [[THE POND (in pond)]] / SHELDON: A smile four-pack. / ARTHUR: A smile four-pack. / / [[THE POND (in pond)]] / SHELDON:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080129.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 30 / 2008 | [[nonspecific (white background) ((top) The art of the creepy smile is not in the smile itself...)]] / ARTHUR: / FLACO: / / [[nonspecific (white background) ((top) It's in...)]] / ARTHUR: / FLACO: / / [[nonspecific (white background) ((top) How long . . . )]] / ARTHUR: / FLACO: / / [[nonspecific (white background)... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080130.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 31 / 2008 | [[Table]] / Burgers: / SHELDON: / ARTHUR: A burger is an amazing combination of things, when you think about it. / / [[Table]] / Burgers: / ARTHUR: The wheat is grown in the fields of kansas. The tomatoes and lettuce are from California. / / [[Table]] / Burgers: / ARTHUR: The beef is raised in Nebraska. The ketchup... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080131.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 01 / 2008 | [[Garage]] / Paint Can: / ARTHUR: / GRAMP: I've saved these paint cans for years in the garage. / / [[Garage]] / Paint Can: / GRAMP: It's a big money-saver. Gotta scratched wall? Need a quick touchup? BAM. The paint is right here. / / [[Garage]] / Screwdriver: / Paint Can: KOINK / GRAMP: Sure, I've had to step over these... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080201.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 02 / 2008 | [[THE HOUSE]] / [[Living Room]] / Chair: / GRAMP: Why is it so weird to me? Am I weird for thinking it's weird? / ARTHUR: No, It freaks me out, too. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / [[Living Room]] / Chair: / GRAMP: It always feels like a pet project on the mom's part... / ARTHUR: ...To prove how hip she is. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / [[Living... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080202.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 03 / 2008 | [[THE HOUSE (Living room)]] / Lamp: / ARTHUR: You ever hear the phrase "an embarrassment of riches"?
/ / GRAMP: Sure. / / [[THE HOUSE (Living room)]] / GRAMP: It means you have an overabundance. Almost too much of a good thing. / / [[THE HOUSE (Living room)]] / Lamp: / ARTHUR: Can you have an embarrassment of joys?... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080203.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 04 / 2008 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (Rocks)]] / Cowboy hat: / FLACO: / OSO: / ARTHUR: Saddle up, Flaco, for adventure calls!... we muct lock eyes with adven-ture, and meet his gaze! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: Only then will our adventure see our unwavering bravery, and will begin to... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080204.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 05 / 2008 | [[Gramp's garden]] / FLACO: / ARTHUR: IF'N YOU GET INTO A TUSSLE IN A SALOON, IT'S IMPORTANT YOU SOUND TOUGH.
/ 'CUZ YA GOTS TO INTIMIDATE THE OTHER FELLA. / / [[Gramp's garden]] / ARTHUR: SO GO ON, GIMME YER BEST SHOT. / FLACO: SQUEE! SQUEE! SQUEE! SQUEE! / / [[Gramp's garden]] / FLACO: / ARTHUR: NAW, NAW...THAT AIN'T... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080205.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 06 / 2008 | [[nonspecific (white background) (Narration Panel)]] / ARTHUR: / NARRATOR: The Old West had three principal weapons: 1. The Cowboy's mal'occhio (The Evil Eye) / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (field)]] / can of soda: / FLACO: / OSO: / ARTHUR: / (SOUND FX): ptang
/ ptang
/ ptang / NARRATOR: 2. The Six Shooter / / [[OUTSIDE... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080206.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 07 / 2008 | [[nonspecific (white background) (Narration Panel)]] / NARRATOR: Arthur's field guide to spotting movie cowboys ...Solely by their hats / / [[nonspecific (white background) (Narration Panel)]] / NARRATOR: The prospector who has some key information, but gives it in the weirdest english ever. / ARTHUR: Them banditos... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080207.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 08 / 2008 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (Rocks)]] / Guitar: / Hats: / rock: / ARTHUR: Mammas, don't let your babies grow up to be Cowboys. 'Cos they're never at home and they're always alone - even with someone they love. / FLACO: Squee? Squee squee squee? / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (Rocks)]] / Guitar:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080208.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 09 / 2008 | [[Bathroom]] / Pills: / GRAMP: PHOO. I'm taking more and more pills as the years go on... But i don't even remember what half of these are for... / / [[Bathroom]] / pill bottle: / GRAMP: What's this "Ginkgo Biloba" for? / SHELDON: Memory. / / [[Bathroom]] / Pills: / GRAMP: (staring blankly) http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080209.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 10 / 2008 | [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: Hey - What does "hubris" mean, again? / GRAMP: I think "pride", right? / / Dictionary: / GRAMP: Yep... "Overweening pride" / ARTHUR: "Overweening"? What the heck is overweening? / / Dictionary: / GRAMP: "Arrogant" / ARTHUR: Jeez-louise. What does "weening" mean, then? / / Dictionary: / GRAMP:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080210.html |
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