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| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 03 / 2002 | [[Non-Specific (White background)]] / SHELDON: I've been asked to throw out the first pitch at baseball's All-Star game. / ARTHUR: You're kidding me. / / [[Non-Specific (White background)]] / SHELDON: No seriously!
/ Look, here's the invitation... / ARTHUR: Lemme see that... / / [[Non-Specific (White background)]] / ... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020703.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 04 / 2002 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / DANTE: You're gonna WHAT? / SHELDON: Throw out the first pitch at baseball's all-star game! / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / DANTE: You? But that's so unfair! You stink at baseball!!...you knocked yourself out with YOUR OWN BAT once! / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020704.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 05 / 2002 | DANTE: If you're gonna throw out the first pitch of the All-Star Game, we have to polish up your skills in a hurry....like in a pick-up game or somethin'. / / SHELDON: A "pick-up" game? For BASEBALL? We'd need 18 players!! / / DANTE: Shel, it's summer. I can get us 18 kids in no time... MY GOD....LOOK! THE... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020705.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 06 / 2002 | [[Baseball Field]] / SHELDON: HUF HUF HUF / / [[Baseball Field]] / DANTE: Foul Ball... / SHELDON: Crud. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020706.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 08 / 2002 | [[Baseball Field]] / SHELDON: We wanna PITCHER not a BELLY-ITCHER! / / [[Baseball Field]] / SHELDON: We wanna BATTER not a broken LADDER! / / [[Baseball Field]] / SHELDON: You'd think after 100 years of baseball, there'd be better taunts. / DANTE: What're you talkin' about?! "Belly-itcher" hits 'em where it hurts... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020708.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 09 / 2002 | [[THE HOUSE (Bathroom)]] / ARTHUR: I don't care what folks say... I think you did a GREAT JOB throwing out the first pitch at the all-star game! / / [[THE HOUSE (Bathroom)]] / ARTHUR: And SO WHAT if you accidently beaned that senator... / / [[THE HOUSE (Bathroom)]] / / [[THE HOUSE (Bathroom)]] / ARTHUR: He should've... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020709.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 10 / 2002 | [[THE POND]] / NARRATOR: Studies in Photography: / / [[THE POND]] / / [[THE POND]] / / [[THE POND]] / NARRATOR: "The Cannonball" http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020710.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 11 / 2002 | [[Sheldonsoft]] / / [[Sheldonsoft]] / / [[Sheldonsoft]] / / [[Sheldonsoft (meeting room)]] / Sheldonsoft employee: And THAT, I believe, concludes our meeting. / SHELDON: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020711.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 12 / 2002 | SHELDON: URK. / / / / ARTHUR: That tie ain't helping you look more professional AT ALL... / SHELDON: Tell me about it. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020712.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 13 / 2002 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / DANTE: Is that... Is that COUNTRY music? / SHELDON: Sure is! Country is where it's at! / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / SHELDON: Our generation is constantly looking for ground-breaking tunes... Hip new music like country! / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest,... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020713.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 15 / 2002 | [[Sheldonsoft]] / ARTHUR: 100% of the employees surveyed think I would make a great manager. / / [[Sheldonsoft (Exterior)]] / ARTHUR: Not surprisingly, those same employees think I deserve a pay raise as well. / / [[Sheldonsoft]] / ARTHUR: In fact, 100% of the employees surveyed think it would be best if I got... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020715.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 16 / 2002 | ARTHUR: Wow! Boss - c'mere quick! You gotta see this!! / / ARTHUR: HURRY! You won't believe it when you see it!! / / SHELDON: Why...? What is it? / ARTHUR: My paycheck. / / SHELDON: oh, ha ha ha / ARTHUR: Wanna see my generous health benefits? http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020716.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 17 / 2002 | [[Sheldonsoft]] / ARTHUR: Seriously... My salary is way too low. / SHELDON: You have no cause for complaint. You're the highest-paid duck in this company. / / [[Sheldonsoft]] / / [[Sheldonsoft]] / ARTHUR: ...But I'm the ONLY du-- / SHELDON: Only took you five minutes. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020717.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 18 / 2002 | [[Sheldonsoft]] / NARRATOR: The change came suddenly... / ARTHUR: That's it! I quit! ...This job stinks! / / [[Sheldonsoft]] / ARTHUR: In fact, I quit the whole human lifestyle! It's back to the pond for me! / / [[Sheldonsoft (Exit door)]] / ARTHUR: Yessir... Clean duck livin'! / / [[THE POND]] / NARRATOR: The return... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020718.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 19 / 2002 | [[THE POND]] / ARTHUR: Sure is nice to be chatting with a duck again... / / [[THE POND]] / ARTHUR: Ever since I learned to talk, I've been around humans constantly. / / [[THE POND]] / ARTHUR: But to get back to the ol' pond - chat with a few ducks - nuthin' beats this, you know? / / [[THE POND]] / Duck: Quack. / ARTHUR:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020719.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 20 / 2002 | [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: Sheldon! Sheldon!! I've lost the ability to understand duck speech! / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: It's horrible! I can only understand humans! / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: What am I going to do?? I — Heeey... Is that a new T.V....? / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: Well that little crisis passed quickly. / ... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020720.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 22 / 2002 | [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: Here you go, duck. I got you a fish at the market. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: Um...Can I ask you a favor...? / / [[THE HOUSE (Bathroom)]] / ARTHUR: ...and could you poke it with a stick...? Wiggle it around maybe...? / GRAMP: OH JUST EAT THE *@*$# THING! http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020722.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 23 / 2002 | GRAMP: Hmm. / (SOUND FX): SQLORCH. / / (SOUND FX): SVLORSHM. / / GRAMP: Nothing worse than getting out of a leather chair on a sweaty day... / ARTHUR: That was truly nasty. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020723.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 24 / 2002 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / SHELDON: Look at that little snail go! / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / SHELDON: Against all odds, he keeps going, keeps struggling, keeps pluggin' away....
/ / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / SHELDON: What an inspiration to us all! / ARTHUR:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020724.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 25 / 2002 | SHELDON: You ATE that poor little snail!?! / / SHELDON: You did!! You gobbled him right up! And without the slightest hesitation! ...And you don't have one shred of regret, do you?! / / / ARTHUR: Well... He DID sorta taste like a sock... / SHELDON: No No No http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020725.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 26 / 2002 | [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: I heard you ate a snail today. / ARTHUR: Yep. / / GRAMP: You know, the French eat snails, too. / ARTHUR: Really? The French? / / / ARTHUR: You...you don't think I could be...FRENCH, do you? / GRAMP: Dunno...Do you enjoy being surly? http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020726.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 27 / 2002 | [[Inside (non-specific)]] / SHELDON: Darn! I can't print out my homework. / / [[Inside (non-specific)]] / SHELDON: First my screen froze up, and now my printer is out of toner. / / [[Inside (non-specific)]] / GRAMP: HEEEY! Look what I have... a pencil and paper! / ARTHUR: HA! ha ha ha / SHELDON: Ooo! Look what I have!... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020727.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 29 / 2002 | [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: The backscratcher. Is there anything more incredible? / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: Ooooaaah... / (SOUND FX): scratch scratch scratch / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: errgaaa... / (SOUND FX): scratch scratch scrat / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: Apparently not. / ARTHUR: Could you maybe take that in the next room? / GRAMP:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020729.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 30 / 2002 | [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: WHOA... you do realize I am only 14 inches tall, right? / GRAMP: Yeah. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: So you understand that I have a "unique" view of the world? / GRAMP: Are you gettin' at something? / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: My kingdom for a T-shirt!! That's all I'm sayin'!! / GRAMP: Are you... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020730.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 31 / 2002 | [[Living Room]] / GRAMP: No matter what I do, duck, the weight stays on. / / GRAMP: I try and try, but I can't drop the pounds. / / [[Living Room]] / ARTHUR: You know what you should do in a situation like this? / GRAMP: What? / / [[Living Room]] / ARTHUR: Sit on the couch all day. / GRAMP: Saracasm's gonna get you in... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020731.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 01 / 2002 | [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: Arthur seems to think I should lose a few pounds. / SHELDON: What? No way...You look great. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: Not even a few pounds? / SHELDON: Don't be silly. You look slim in those pants. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: I HAVE PANTS ON?? / SHELDON: ...Perhaps a few pounds. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020801.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 02 / 2002 | [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: I've got the perfect diet for you Gramp: the all-cabbage-soup diet! / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: Cabbage soup? / SHELDON: Yep! You eat as much of it as you like all day long! It's a miracle diet! / / [[THE HOUSE]] / / GRAMP: "Miracle" in the sense that I will NEVER eat...? / ARTHUR: Hey - What... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020802.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 03 / 2002 | [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: In this diet, every food is given a point-value....and you're allowed to eat only so many points a day. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: Celery is one point, a banana is three points, and so on... / GRAMP: ...And how much is this sundae I just ate? / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: A sundae is...lessee.......189... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020803.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 05 / 2002 | Stock Boy: Have you folks tried delicious Choco-Fudgies? / / Stock Boy: WELL… I see YOU have, sir! / GRAMP: Excuse me, but that’s an incredibly hurtful thing to say… / / GRAMP: For all you know, I could have a serious glandular problem, or a genetic propensity for weight! / / SHELDON: You should’ve just left it... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020805.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 06 / 2002 | [[THE HOUSE (the front doorway)]] / DANTE: Excuse me sir, can Sheldon come out and play? / GRAMP: THAT'S RIGHT. I'M EATING A "SNICKERS." / / GRAMP: And let me tell you - packed with peanuts, this baby really satisfies. / / DANTE: What's with him? / SHELDON: Diet guilt. / GRAMP: THAT'S RIGHT. I AM NOW HOLDING A LEG... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020806.html |
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