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| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 11 / 2007 | [[Outdoors]] / ARTHUR: C'mon... just tell me one thing about the future. / Future Arthur: I can't! It'll break the timeline!... Like a butterfly! / / [[Outdoors]] / ARTHUR: ... A what? / Future Arthur: You know... the "butterfly" thing. A butterfly flaps its wings in Florida, and as a result, a fat guy trips... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/071111.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 12 / 2007 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / Future Arthur: I only have a few seconds left, so let me apologize for coming back in time.
/ / ARTHUR: / / Future Arthur: For one thing, because you remind me how old I'm looking... But mainly because I can't tell you anything about the future. / ARTHUR:
/ OH... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/071112.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 13 / 2007 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (Rocks)]] / Portal to the future: / ARTHUR: Hey! Future-Me is leaving without sharing his secret. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: There is no way he's getting away with that! I gotta go after him! I gotta follow him to the future! / / [[OUTSIDE... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/071113.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 14 / 2007 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / (SOUND FX): zzzr! zzzr! / / (SOUND FX): POOF! / ARTHUR: / / ARTHUR:
/ Wow! It's the future! I'm in the future!
/ / / ARTHUR: Wonder what year it is? Everything looks the same! / / ARTHUR: Hey! Even Flaco looks the same! / Lizard (not Flaco):
/ squee! squee squee squee! / / ... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/071114.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 15 / 2007 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (Rocks)]] / Lizards: / ARTHUR: Well my goodness! Hello Ringo, Tom-Tom, Pavlov, Ipswich, T-Bone, Hamhock, Gunkle and Patsy Cline. It's nice to meet you all! / Lizard (not Flaco): / / Lizard (not Flaco): squee squee squee?
/ / ARTHUR: Oh, I mean, RIGHT. Of course I've... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/071115.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 16 / 2007 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (field)]] / Flaco's children: / ARTHUR: Come on, everyone! We gotta find your dad - he'll know what to do! / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (field)]] / Flaco's children: / ARTHUR: Let's jump in your futuristic hover car or hover bike or hover boat and look... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/071116.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 17 / 2007 | [[Outdoors]] / Flaco's children: / ARTHUR: Really? Sheldon's gettin' a doctorate at Yale? Well slap my fanny! Good for him! / / ARTHUR: Phwoo... I still can't believe I've travelled 15 years into the future! Everything and everyone is so different! / / ARTHUR: Oh man... Poor Oso must be old and tired by now.... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/071117.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 18 / 2007 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (field)]] / Flaco's children: / OSO: / ARTHUR: Come on guys hop on up! Let's go look for your Dad! / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (field)]] / OSO: / Flaco's children: Squee Squee squee squee squee / ARTHUR: What do you mean "we all can't fit"! Sure we can,... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/071118.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 19 / 2007 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: I'm telling you the truth, Future-Flaco. This IS me, but it's a me from 15 years ago. / Future Flaco: Squee squee SQUEE??? / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: Not, it's not a joke! I know it sounds weird, but sometimes weird things happen.... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/071119.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 20 / 2007 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / Admiral's Outift: / ARTHUR: How does a lizard become an admiral in the Bulgarian Navy, anyway? / FLACO: Squee.... / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / Admiral's Outift: / FLACO: Squee
/ Squee
/ Squee... / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / Admiral's... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/071120.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 21 / 2007 | [[Outdoors]] / ARTHUR: By the way... Have you seen Future Me? What's with his doofy hair!? / FLACO: squee squee squee squee / / ARTHUR: HA! You're right! He DOES look like a game-show host! I guess I become a bit of a dork. / FLACO: "Squee?" / / ARTHUR: [annoyed] Yes, I did mean "become". ..."Become" was the... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/071121.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 22 / 2007 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / NARRATOR: Meet Jack McCloud, head of marketing for the cranberry industry / Marketing Executive: / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / NARRATOR: All year long, Jack tries desperately to get people to eat cranberries... but to no avail. / Marketing Executive: [to shoppers]... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/071122.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 23 / 2007 | [[Outdoors]] / Future Arthur: YOU?? You followed me forward in time?? / ARTHUR: Yep! "Back to the Future," so to speak. / FLACO: *groan* / / Future Arthur: Look, I CAN'T tell you what happens in the future. Sheldon was strict about that.
/ / ARTHUR: But I'm IN the future now. You might as well tell me. / / Future... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/071123.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 24 / 2007 | [[Outdoors]] / Future Arthur: You've ruined the space-time continuum, you know that? / ARTHUR: How? By learning about a dinner-date? Big whoop. / / Future Arthur: No! Because you can't go back in time, now! / FLACO: / ARTHUR: I'll be hush-hush about it. It's not a big deal. / / Future Arthur: YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/071124.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 25 / 2007 | [[Outdoors]] / Time Machine: / Future Arthur: Look, I completely DESTROYED the time machine. It can't be fixed. You're stuck here. / ARTHUR: Not to worry. I'll just remember this exact date and time, then travel back here with a time machine.
/ / / Future Arthur: No, you don't get it. The machine was destroyed.... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/071125.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 26 / 2007 | [[Outdoors]] / NARRATOR: Epilogue / (SOUND FX): POOF! / Future Arthur: So long! Farewell! Auf wiedersehen, goodbye! / Future Gramp: Who are you talking to, Duck? / / Future Arthur: Oh... A time-travelling version of me from the past. / Future Gramp: Time travel, eh? That stuff sure is amazing. / / Future Arthur: / Future... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/071126.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 27 / 2007 | NARRATOR: LOST MOMENTS FROM "The Lord of the Rings" / / Treebeard: Some call me "Treebeard" / Merry: ...How come you sound EXACTLY like Gimli? / Pippin: A budget this size... and we couldn't hire one more voice actor? http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/071127.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 28 / 2007 | NARRATOR: Lost moments from "The Lord of the Rings" / / [[Middle Earth]] / Gandalf: YOU! SHALL! NOT! PASS! / / Samwise Gamgee: Um, sorry to interrupt. Dropped my keys on the bridge as we were runnin'. / Gandalf: [halted mid-roar] / / Samwise Gamgee: I'll just >>erngh<< scootch by here... won't be a sec... / Gandalf:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/071128.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 29 / 2007 | NARRATOR: Lost moments from "The Lord of the Rings" / / [[Middle Earth (Mountaintop)]] / Legolas: I can see the orcs. They are a full-day's march ahead of us. Also... WOW. I can see my house from here! MAN... that mail is pilin' up. / Gimli: [*eye roll*] http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/071129.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 30 / 2007 | NARRATOR: Lost moments from "The Lord of the Rings" / / [[Middle Earth]] / Samwise Gamgee: What manner of creature are you, Tom Bombadil? / Tom Bombadil: Hey dol! Merry dol! Ring a dong dillo! Ring a ding! Hop along! Fal lal the willow! / / Tom Bombadil: Springberry! Goldberry! Ring a ding derry! If you ask me... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/071130.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 01 / 2007 | NARRATOR: Lost moments from "The Lord of the Rings" / / [[Middle Earth (Mount Doom)]] / rock: / Samwise Gamgee: >>cough<< >>cough cough<< Well... this is the end, Master Frodo... / Frodo: HA! You wish! We still have six more fade-to-blacks, two more false endings, and forty-five minutes of movie to burn thr... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/071201.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 02 / 2007 | [[THE HOUSE]] / cake: / GRAMP: / ARTHUR: I contort while eating a torte. I contort while eating a torte, while practicing tort law. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / cake: / GRAMP: / ARTHUR: At this resort which features torte, I contort to practice tort. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / cake: / GRAMP: What? / ARTHUR: I report your retort with... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/071202.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 03 / 2007 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / NARRATOR: The Christmas season is upon us! Which means it's time for Flaco's annual performance of "Carol of the Bells" / FLACO: *ahem* / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / FLACO: SQUEE squee squee squee,... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/071203.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 04 / 2007 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / GRAMP: So what's the plan this year, fellas? Should we go with a fake Christmas tree, or a real one? / SHELDON: Real / ARTHUR: Fake. / FLACO: Squee / / GRAMP: What'd he vote? / SHELDON: / ARTHUR: "Fake" / FLACO: SQUEE. / / GRAMP: ...He said "fake"? / SHELDON: / ARTHUR: Yep. Flaco,... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/071204.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 05 / 2007 | Christmas Tree: / Christmas Tree: / NARRATOR: The great Christmas debate ...Go with a real tree... or a fake? / NARRATOR: Smells like pine / NARRATOR: Smells like Pine-Sol spilled on pleather pants / NARRATOR: Requires water / NARRATOR: Requires Wal-Mart / NARRATOR: Requires a 17-year old to put it on your car / NARRATOR:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/071205.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 06 / 2007 | NARRATOR: Decorating a Christmas tree involves 4 distinct steps / / [[THE HOUSE]] / boxes: / NARRATOR: 1. Searching behind umpteen thousand boxes for the decorations / GRAMP: Hey! I think we found your baby shoes! / ARTHUR: / SHELDON: Huzzah. / / boxes: / Planks: / NARRATOR: 2. Working out an overly complicated system... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/071206.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 07 / 2007 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Radio: / SHELDON: Every year, the current crop of popstars try desperately to cash in on Christmas. ...But their songs are terrible. / / SHELDON: Like Fergie's Christmas album... / Radio: "Santaaa, don't let people find out I'm forty niiiiiiine" / / SHELDON: Or Linkin Park... / Radio:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/071207.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 08 / 2007 | [[THE HOUSE (generic room)]] / Radio: / GRAMP: Wassamatter? I heard you screaming. / ARTHUR: AIGH! "Christmas Shoes" is on the radio! / / GRAMP: Is that the song about the boy buying shoes for his dying mom? / ARTHUR: YES. ...and I weep whenever I hear it. / / ARTHUR: Christmas songs are supposed to be about joy... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/071208.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 09 / 2007 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / tu-tu: / spatula: / Viking Helmet: / ARTHUR: Who... who are YOU? / The Living Embodiment of Wikipedia: Huzzah! It is I! The living embodiment of Wikipedia! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Viking Helmet: / The Living Embodiment of Wikipedia: I contain ALL human knowledge!... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/071209.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 10 / 2007 | The Living Embodiment of Wikipedia: / ARTHUR: Really? That's the living embodiment of Wikipedia? / SHELDON: Ask him any question, and he'll give you the clearest answer he can. / / ARTHUR: Wikipedia: What year did W.W.I end? / The Living Embodiment of Wikipedia: 1918. / / The Living Embodiment of Wikipedia: No!... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/071210.html |
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