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Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 11 / 2007 [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Arrow: / NARRATOR: Sure, the U.S. healthcare system is already on the brink of collapse! ... But with Microsoft's new "Healthvault" system, you can look forward to THESE classic Microsoft problems! / / [[Doctor's Office]] / NARRATOR: 1. Crashing / Doctor: I'm afraid you have...
Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 12 / 2007 [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Computer: / NARRATOR: Microsoft's new "Healthvault" system promises to pour all your different health records into one easy database! / NARRATOR: [arrows pointing to computer screen] Your dental. Your vision. Your blood tests. Your x-rays. How much Apple software you...
Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 13 / 2007 [[nonspecific (white background)]] / NARRATOR: Half-melted "Tic-Tacs" stuck to a coin / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / NARRATOR: A plastic Chewbacca leg. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / NARRATOR: A live frog / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / NARRATOR: 26 "Hershey's Kisses" wrappers, molded to...
Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 14 / 2007 [[Table]] / Cookies: / Newspaper: / Milk: / GRAMP: / FLACO: twhip BAP / / [[Table]] / Cookies: / Newspaper: / Milk: / GRAMP: / / [[Table]] / Cookies: / Magazine: / Milk: / GRAMP: / FLACO: twhip BAM / / [[Table]] / Cookies: / Newspaper: / Milk: / GRAMP: / / [[Table]] / Cookies: / Newspaper: / Milk: / GRAMP: / FLACO: twhip BAP / / [[Table]] / Cookies:...
Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 15 / 2007 [[nonspecific (white background) (Narration Panel)]] / NARRATOR: Types of hats, and what they communicate / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / NARRATOR: Baseball cap (in America): / Man (Generic): "This hat cost me five bucks" / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / NARRATOR: Baseball cap (in Europe): / Man (Generic):...
 
Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 16 / 2007 [[nonspecific (white background)]] / NARRATOR: Types of hats, and what they communicate / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / NARRATOR: Fedora (if worn in 1935) / Gangster: 1930s Mafia style: "Look here, see? You killed my brutha. Myeah myeah, see?" / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / NARRATOR: Fedora (if...
Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 17 / 2007 [[nonspecific (white background)]] / NARRATOR: Types of hats, and what they communicate / / Hat: / NARRATOR: Dr Seuss hat (on a grown woman) / / librarian: "I'm a children's librarian." / / Hat: / NARRATOR: Dr Seuss hat (on a grown man) / / Hippy: "I'm lost, and can't find my Phish concert." / / Hat: / NARRATOR: Beret...
Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 18 / 2007 [[THE HOUSE (Living room)]] / Newspaper: / Chair: / FLACO: squee squee squee squee squee? / ARTHUR: / GRAMP: / / [[THE HOUSE (Living room)]] / Newspaper: / Chair: / FLACO: squee squee squee squee squee squee squee squee squee squee squee / ARTHUR: / GRAMP: / / [[THE HOUSE (Living room)]] / Newspaper: / Chair: / FLACO:...
Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 19 / 2007 [[THE HOUSE (Living room)]] / Newspaper: / Chair: / Lamp: / GRAMP: / FLACO: squee squee SQUEEE / / ARTHUR: / / GRAMP: / FLACO: squee squee SQUEE / / ARTHUR: Hey -- wait. Is that French? Are you singing in FRENCH? / / GRAMP: / FLACO: squi / ARTHUR:
Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 21 / 2007 [[Grocery Store]] / NARRATOR: As consumers, we're not the brightest of folks: we've been known to eat toothpaste, or give light-sockets pokes. / GRAMP: / / NARRATOR: So pity the folks who do corporate law who write up all the "warnings" that you ever saw. / GRAMP: / / NARRATOR: "Dont drink this," "Don't use...
 
Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 22 / 2007 [[nonspecific (white background)]] / NARRATOR: A guide to every IKEA shopping day you've ever had / / [[Store (IKEA)]] / Bag: / NARRATOR: Begin shopping. Grab either the gigantic, floppy shopping bag that doesn't hold anything... / GRAMP: / / [[Store (IKEA)]] / Cart: Capable of hauling 48 metric tons / NARRATOR: ...or...
Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 23 / 2007 [[Outdoors]] / GRAMP: Maybe it's our definition of "communication" that's too restrictive... / ARTHUR: / OSO: / Dog: / / GRAMP: I mean, WHALES communicate over vast distances, using high-pitched song... and ELEPHANTS communicate using ground tremors picked up by their feet... ...Maybe it's somethin' like...
Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 24 / 2007 [[nonspecific (white background)]] / NARRATOR: The file of rejected Halloween costumes - Flaco / / costumes: / FLACO: / NARRATOR: Vampire / NARRATOR: Mr. T / NARRATOR: Country bumpkin / NARRATOR: Pirate
Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 25 / 2007 [[nonspecific (white background)]] / NARRATOR: The file of rejected Halloween costumes - Oso / / costumes: / OSO: / NARRATOR: The elephant thing from "Lord of the Rings" / NARRATOR: AT-AT / NARRATOR: Unicorn / NARRATOR: Coffee table / OSO: hrmm.
Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 26 / 2007 [[nonspecific (white background)]] / NARRATOR: The file of rejected Halloween costumes - Gramp / / / costumes: / GRAMP: / NARRATOR: The "I'm 65, I'm not wearin' a costume" costume / / NARRATOR: The "Okay, fine... I'll put on a plastic Viking hat while giving out candy" / NARRATOR: Dark shirt I own + dark suit...
 
Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 27 / 2007 [[nonspecific (white background)]] / NARRATOR: The file of rejected Halloween costumes - Arthur / / costumes: / ARTHUR: / NARRATOR: Moses / NARRATOR: Salvador Dali / NARRATOR: Kodiak bear / NARRATOR: Kodiak bear crossed with Salvador Dali / NARRATOR: The Sarlacc monster from "Return of the Jedi" / ARTHUR:
Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 28 / 2007 [[T.V. Station]] / TV Announcer: Welcome to "Access Hollywood"! / TV Announcer 2: Tonight's big story: Jessica Simpson and Halle Berry CAUGHT on the red carpet ...IN THE SAME GOWN. / / TV Announcer 2: It's a horror. A true horror. / / TV Announcer: We'll have 30 full minutes of news, views and attitudes on this...
Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 29 / 2007 [[nonspecific (white background)]] / NARRATOR: The File of REJECTED HALLOWEEN COSTUMES / SHELDON / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / NARRATOR: The Giving Tree (...at the end of the story)/ / The 1951 propoganda film Duck and Cover/ / The Cask of Amontillado/ / A Pokemon character you made up using...
Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 30 / 2007 [[nonspecific (white background)]] / NARRATOR: The file of rejected Halloween costumes - Dante / / costumes: / NARRATOR: Pluto: the loneliest dwarf planet / DANTE: / NARRATOR: Any object you ever read about in "Skymall" / DANTE: [Postcard reads: The Doggie Water Stirrer: because no honorable dog should ever drink...
Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 31 / 2007 [[nonspecific (white background)]] / costumes: / NARRATOR: HAPPY HALLOWEEN! / / NARRATOR: Foam Jabba the Hutt / SHELDON: / NARRATOR: 21st U.S. President Chester A. Arthur / GRAMP: / NARRATOR: Super Mini Action Squad Chester A. Arthur / FLACO: / NARRATOR: Any costume put on a dog for longer than ten minutes / OSO:...
 
Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 01 / 2007 [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Art pad: / NARRATOR: Dante presents: The Artist's Decision Tree* / NARRATOR: * In Kodak Insecur-o-Vision / DANTE: Hmm... / / Flowchart: / NARRATOR: Get a creative idea / / NARRATOR: Quickly decide you're not skilled enough to draw that idea. Give up. / / NARRATOR: [OR] Get out a...
Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 02 / 2007 [[nonspecific (white background) (Narration Panel)]] / NARRATOR: Today! From the famous 1-act play .... "Zee Insecure Life of Zee Artiste" * / / [[Inside (non-specific)]] / Sheet of paper: / Desk: / Pencil: scritch scritch scritch / DANTE: Le sigh / / [[Inside (non-specific)]] / Pencil: / Sheet of paper: / Desk: / DANTE:...
Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 03 / 2007 [[Outside - Rocks]] / Pencil: / Notebook: / DANTE: / ARTHUR: I see no reason why you feel insecure as an artist, Dante. You just gotta think of all the GOOD stuff to being an artist. / / [[Outside - Rocks]] / Pencil: / Notebook: / DANTE: / ARTHUR: Like .... poverty. It's underrated. Toughens up the 'ol sinews. / / [[nonspecific...
Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 04 / 2007 [[nonspecific (white background)]] / NARRATOR: The Four Stages of Art (... and how it all comes full circle) / / [[City]] / Paintings: For Sale / Paintings: $3 / Artist: / NARRATOR: 1. No one will touch an artist's work / / [[Art Gallery]] / painting: / Window: Le Gallery Chic Chic / NARRATOR: 2. A touch of marketing eventually...
Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 05 / 2007 [[nonspecific (white background) (Narration Panel, no borders)]] / NARRATOR: Bicycling, simplified ... / / [[Outdoors]] / Bicycle: / Bike Helmet: / GRAMP: / NARRATOR: Good times / / [[Outdoors]] / Bicycle: / Bike Helmet: / GRAMP: / NARRATOR: Good workout / / [[Outdoors]] / Bicycle: / Bike Helmet: / GRAMP: / NARRATOR: Good speed / / [[Outdoors]] / Bicycle:...
 
Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 06 / 2007 [[THE HOUSE (Living room)]] / Couch: / Pillow: / FLACO: / ARTHUR: I love it when he dreams of running. ... lookit his little paws / OSO: hrnn hrnn / / [[THE HOUSE (Living room)]] / Couch: / Pillow: / FLACO: / ARTHUR: ... or when he dreams of playing Wii ... lookit his little flailings / SHELDON: hrnn hrnn
Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 07 / 2007 [[nonspecific (white background)]] / NARRATOR: The four types of Wii players / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Wii: / NARRATOR: 1. Physically and mentally into the Wii / SHELDON: / NARRATOR: 2. Physically incapable of playing Wii / ARTHUR: / NARRATOR: 3. Mentally incapable of playing Wii / GRAMP: [thinks]...
Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 08 / 2007 [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / rock: / ARTHUR: / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / rock: / ARTHUR: / (SOUND FX): POOF! / Future Arthur: Arthur! It's me! ... Future Arthur! I've travelled back in time! I only have a few seconds, but I must warn you of -. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest,...
Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 09 / 2007 [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (lawn, Rocks)]] / ARTHUR: You're really me?? From the future? / Future Arthur: Yes! I've travelled back to warn you of impending disaster! / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (lawn, Rocks)]] / ARTHUR: OK - Just tell me what it is, and I'll avoid it. / Future Arthur:...
Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 10 / 2007 [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: Wait -- you've travelled back in time to warn me about something, but you can't actually TELL me what it is? / Future Arthur: Yes! Because of the space-time continuality loop! ...Or whatever. / / Future Arthur: If I tell you, if I physically speak the words,...
 

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