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Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 10 / 2007 [[THE POND]] / Innertube: / ARTHUR: / SHELDON: Dontcha love days where ya got nuthin' to do? ...No place ya gotta be? ...No responsibilities? / / [[THE POND]] / Innertube: / SHELDON: / / [[THE POND]] / Innertube: / SHELDON: ♫♪ / / [[City]] / Sheldonsoft Building: / / [[THE POND]] / Innertube: / SHELDON:
Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 11 / 2007 [[nonspecific (white background)]] / GRAMP: Sheldon, I'm disappointed in you. What are the THREE SIMPLE CHORES I've always asked of you? / SHELDON: Well... to always do my homework. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / GRAMP: And? / SHELDON: To keep my room clean. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / GRAMP:...
Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 12 / 2007 [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: / SHELDON: It's like Batman! We've been summoned like Batman! We must spring into action and head for Sheldonsoft! / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: / SHELDON: Let's hop in the Sheldon-Mobile and RIDE!! Ride to justice! / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: Quick, Arthur! To the SHELDON-MOBILE! / / [[Bus...
Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 13 / 2007 [[Sheldonsoft (meeting room)]] / Podium: / Microphone: / NARRATOR: The employee pep talk goes off track... / SHELDON: Employees of Sheldonsoft! I know you're disappointed by our recent stock dip.... But I'm here to tell you — WE'RE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER. / / [[Sheldonsoft (meeting room)]] / Podium: / SHELDON: 'Cause...
Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 14 / 2007 [[Sheldonsoft (Sheldon's Office)]] / Chair: / Desk: / papers: / ARTHUR: Good work, comparing your employees to the Borg. / SHELDON: Ugggh. I'm so bad at this, sometimes. / / [[Sheldonsoft (Sheldon's Office)]] / Chair: / Desk: / papers: / SHELDON: How do other CEO's do it? How do they talk to their employees? / ARTHUR:...
 
Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 15 / 2007 [[Sheldonsoft (Sheldon's Office)]] / ARTHUR: Whoa! What's all this? / SHELDON: Paperwork. I'm catching up. The company needs my signature on lots of stuff. / / [[Sheldonsoft (Sheldon's Office)]] / SHELDON: ....stuff like our 2005 and 2006 tax filings, our Sarbanes-Oxley filings, aaaaand 14 months of back pay...
Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 16 / 2007 [[THE HOUSE (Living room)]] / sofa: / remote control: / OSO: HYPE! HYPE! HYPE! HYPE! HYPE! HYPE / GRAMP: What? Wassamatter? … You think this is FOOD? It's not food. / / [[THE HOUSE (Living room)]] / sofa: / remote control: / OSO: HYPE! HYPE! HYPE! HYPE! HYPE! HYPE! / GRAMP: Look, just because it's in my hands doesn't...
Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 17 / 2007 [[Sheldonsoft (meeting room)]] / Sheldonsoft employee #2: / Sheldonsoft Employee #3: / SHELDON: Good work today, everyone. We got a lot done! / Sheldonsoft employee: Thank you, sir. / / [[Sheldonsoft]] / SHELDON: Let’s call it a night, and tackle the rest in the mornin’, okay? / Sheldonsoft employee: Sounds good! / Sheldonsoft...
Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 18 / 2007 [[Bus Stop (City)]] / ARTHUR: / SHELDON: I'm a changed man, Arthur! I'm gonna pay attention to my company from here on out! / / [[Bus Stop (City)]] / ARTHUR: / SHELDON: No longer will Forbes magazine be able to rank me as the CEO with the "fewest days worked" / / [[Bus Stop (City)]] / ARTHUR: / SHELDON: Starting...
Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 19 / 2007 SHELDON: Yesterday, SOME third parties got the idea that I was gonna play "Halo 3" / / ARTHUR: Don't pin this on me! You specifically said you were! / / SHELDON: Then, that same thrid party repeated the lie to my grandpa. / / ARTHUR: I Didn't! I didn't! He and I talked about sports! I swear! / / SHELDON:...
 
Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 20 / 2007 [[nonspecific (white background) (Narration Panel, no borders)]] / NARRATOR: The five stages of a U.S.B. flash drive's life / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / USB flash drive: / NARRATOR: 1. Brand new / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / USB flash drive: / NARRATOR: 2. You immediately lose the little cap / / [[nonspecific...
Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 21 / 2007 [[THE HOUSE (generic room)]] / Magazine: / NARRATOR: Hey America! Caught the fever yet? / GRAMP: ...what fever? / / [[THE HOUSE (generic room)]] / Magazine: / NARRATOR: For "Major League Soccer"! It's the best season EVER! / GRAMP: Oh. Hadn't noticed. / Text: The housing market: 9 ways you're boned / / [[THE HOUSE (generic...
Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 22 / 2007 [[THE HOUSE (generic room)]] / ARTHUR: English is a Germanic language, right? / GRAMP: Yeah. / / [[THE HOUSE (generic room)]] / ARTHUR: So how come English can't do what German does? ... Mash up words to make whole new concepts? / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: / ARTHUR: Why can't WE create words like "kindergarten" or...
Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 23 / 2007 [[Car]] / ARTHUR: Man. That is DISTURBING / GRAMP: What?...That window decal? / / [[Car]] / SUV: / / [[Car]] / GRAMP: I think those decals are cute! It's a family sayin' "Here we are!" / ARTHUR: Dude, look CLOSER / / Window decal: Our family... Tim Susan Jimmy Becky Spot Glornak the Destroyer / / [[Car]] / ARTHUR: / GRA...
Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 24 / 2007 [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: It was covered with feathers! FEATHERS! / ARTHUR: What was? / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: The velociraptor! They just found fossil evidence proving it was covered with feathers. / ARTHUR: Really? ...that's lame. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON:...
 
Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 25 / 2007 [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: But if the velociraptor had feathers, does that mean ALL dinosaurs had feathers? / ARTHUR: I dunno... maybe! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: / SHELDON: Imagine what a triceratops would look like with feathers! ...or an apatosaurus! Or a T-REX! Good...
Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 26 / 2007 [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: / SHELDON: Anytime I think of dinosaurs, I always imagine a T-Rex and a triceratops fighting. ...It's the classic dino fight scene! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: But NOW what do I imagine? If dinosaurs have feathers, it ruins the whole tough-guy...
Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 27 / 2007 SHELDON: / ARTHUR: SO WHAT if dinosaurs had feathers? That doesn't mean they weren't tough! Lots of birds are tough! / / ARTHUR: Eagles are tough. Hawks are tough. I'm hella tough. It's easy to imagine a big, mean dino that ... looks ... like ... like... / / ARTHUR: / SHELDON: / / ARTHUR: / SHELDON: Hey ......
Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 28 / 2007 [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Vending Machine: / NARRATOR: You're an ANGRY customer. You just put money in a vending machine, but the dang candy DIDN'T FALL. / GRAMP: Hey! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Vending Machine: / NARRATOR: You shook the machine, you whacked it on the side, but the dang...
Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 29 / 2007 [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (field)]] / OSO: HYPE HYPE HYPE / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (field)]] / OSO: HYPE HYPE HYPE / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (field, tree)]] / OSO: HY- KLONK / / SHELDON: Don't worry, folks! He's fine! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON:...
 
Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 30 / 2007 donuts in box: / refrigerator: / FLACO: / ARTHUR: Wassamatter? / SHELDON: Gramp said I was "goin' to town" on the doughnuts, so he put 'em out of reach on the fridge. / / donuts in box: / refrigerator: / SHELDON: / FLACO: / ARTHUR: Unreachable, you say? / / donuts in box: / refrigerator: / ARTHUR: / SHELDON: / FLACO:...
Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 01 / 2007 [[Starbucks]] / [[Coffee Shop]] / Counter: / coffee: / Barista: Here's your Venti latte, sir. Can I get you anything else? / GRAMP: Yes! An apostrophe, please. / / [[Starbucks]] / Venti Latte: / Counter: / Barista: ... An apostrophe? / GRAMP: In your name. ... "Starbucks." Don't you need an apostrophe? / / [[Starbucks]] / [[Coffee...
Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 02 / 2007 [[Starbucks]] / Coffee cups: / Barista: We're cutting you off, pal. no more coffee for you. / GRAMP: Why? Because I said you misspelled "Starbucks"? / / [[Starbucks]] / Barista: YES. No one may question us! WE are in control! / ... Our 10,000 convenient locations give us the control! / / [[Starbucks]] / GRAMP: You ......
Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 04 / 2007 [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: One last coffee / Dune Joke! We promise! / / [[nonspecific (white background) (Narration Panel)]] / Coffee Cup: / Mentat: / GRAMP: / NARRATOR: How is a coffee drinker like a "Mentat"? / NARRATOR: Mentat .......... Coffee Drinker / NARRATOR: Stained lips .............
Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 05 / 2007 [[Park]] / Leaves: / SHELDON: / SHELDON: / SHELDON: / SHELDON: / NARRATOR: 5-inch long crunchy leaves: the natural anti-depressant
 
Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 06 / 2007 [[THE HOUSE (Kitchen)]] / Grocery bag: / GRAMP: And I got us some fish, some waffles, and a 5-pack of toothbrushes. / SHELDON: Gramp, no! / / [[THE HOUSE (Kitchen)]] / Grocery bag: / 5-pack ofToothbrushes : / GRAMP: ... What? / SHELDON: The last 3 times you went to Costco, you got toothbrushes! There's a ton of 'em...
Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 07 / 2007 [[Car]] / GRAMP: / NARRATOR: It's the weirdest moment in driving... / / [[Car]] / GRAMP: / NARRATOR: Four cars pull up to an intersection, and all four get a red light / / [[road (signal light)]] / NARRATOR: only after two minutes of waiting do you realize... the light system is broken / / [[Car]] / GRAMP: / NARRATOR: So...
Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 08 / 2007 [[THE HOUSE (the front doorway)]] / Hat: / jacket: / Hat rack: / GRAMP: / NARRATOR: You've lived a life of honor and sacrifice: / / [[THE HOUSE (generic room)]] / Hat: / leash: / jacket: / GRAMP: / OSO: / NARRATOR: You served 10 years in the army / / [[front yard]] / Hat: / leash: / jacket: / GRAMP: / OSO: / NARRATOR: You married...
Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 08 / 2007 [[THE HOUSE (the front doorway)]] / Hat: / jacket: / Hat rack: / GRAMP: / NARRATOR: You've lived a life of honor and sacrifice: / / [[THE HOUSE (generic room)]] / Hat: / leash: / jacket: / GRAMP: / OSO: / NARRATOR: You served 10 years in the army / / [[front yard]] / Hat: / leash: / jacket: / GRAMP: / OSO: / NARRATOR: You married...
Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 09 / 2007 [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Hat: / Arrow: / GRAMP: / NARRATOR: The human brain is the most complicated biological system on the planet / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Hat: / GRAMP: / NARRATOR: It's capable of billions of calculations per second ... simultaneously working on perception, imagination,...
Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 10 / 2007 [[THE HOUSE (Living room)]] / Newspaper: / Glasses: / NARRATOR: Americans! Are you frustrated with the U.S. healthcare system? / GRAMP: Sure am! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Glasses: / NARRATOR: Well guess who's coming to the rescue? The good folks at MICROSOFT! / GRAMP: Oh c**p. / / [[nonspecific (white...
 

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